"Oh, take...take care!"
Under the plague-like gazes of several people in the room, Tie Yanran opened the door and fled quickly and decisively.
He still had things to deal with, and received a report that there seemed to be a pervert who liked to streak at Shenji Peak.
After Tie Yanran left.
There was silence in the room for several seconds, and after confirming that Tie Yanran had gone far away, there was a sudden explosion.
"Damn! Brother Yu is awesome!"
"As expected of Brother Yu, he easily accomplished what we couldn't do."
"This is the first time I've seen the Jade-faced Mad Demon like that. I can only say that Brother Yu is amazing."
The reaction was enthusiastic.
Xiao Yu pretended to be calm, raised his hand and pressed it down: "Don't make any noise, keep your voice down, or else someone will complain about us again."
I didn't expect that this jade-faced madman could be fooled so easily. It turns out... he is still a man after all.
It’s just... Xiao Yuxu shook the hand that he had just held around Tie Yanran.
That soft touch, is he really a man?
So, he asked these people with some doubt: "Come to think of it, the Jade-faced Mad Demon is a man, right?"
"I am very sure of that!"
"if not?"
"Look at that chest, can a woman be so flat?"
After being reminded by several people, Xiao Yu finally reacted.
I was so busy looking at Tie Yanran's mask that when I think about it carefully, especially the feeling when I hugged him, his chest... seemed to be really flat. Even a flat-chested person wouldn't have such flat chest.
Soon, Xiao Yu was sure that Tie Yanran must be a man. After all...his chest. He felt that Brother Fan's chest muscles were bigger than his. If he was really a woman, how flat must her chest be?
So...it's impossible, absolutely impossible (Cao Cao waving.jpg).
After figuring it out, Xiao Yu did not sit idle, and continued to do his business: "Here! Wanhualou Xiao Fengxian's photo album, fifty medium-grade spirit stones per copy, a total of nine copies, the highest bidder wins."
"I……"
"I want two!"
After Tie Yanran's ward rounds, these guys' spirits not only did not drop, but became even higher.
Sure enough, the more stimulation there is, the more intense the astringency will be?
Soon, all of Xiao Yu's picture albums were sold out, and he made a fortune.
Just as he was happily counting the spirit stones, there was another knock on the door.
dong dong!
This time it was the waiter from the restaurant who came: "Xiao Yu has someone looking for you, and wants you to go to the Hospitality Peak."
"Oh well."
………………
"Brother Yu, do you still have the album? A friend of mine wants to take a look..."
"No more. If you want to watch it, go find Master Leng. He has it. If you want to watch it, just tell him honestly and don't use friends as an excuse."
"Old Xiao, do you still have last month's Shanshui Dibao? Give me a copy."
"Wait a minute, I'll send it to you tomorrow."
"Hey! Brother Xiao, I heard from my sister that Bai Yan bought a bottle of aphrodisiac. Be careful with your kidneys when you go back tonight!"
"Get lost, Xiao Yan and I are innocent, we are master and disciple. If you continue to spread rumors about me, I will fill a bottle of water for you and throw you into the pigpen one day."
"Xiao Yu, how is my wife doing outside? Lao Wang said that he would take care of her for me when I'm not around. Is she doing well now?"
"Very good, she's white and plump, and she's trying to get pregnant with her third child! This is her gift to you."
"Oh... huh? No!"
On the way to the Reception Peak, Xiao Yu met many acquaintances, who all greeted him.
Xiao Yu responded one by one, then took out a green glowing hat from his storage ring and put it on the head of the brother who had just asked the question, then he came to the Reception Peak.
This is a relatively short peak at the entrance of the Demon Gathering Island.
To entertain guests...To entertain guests means to receive guests.
As for the guests, they were the people who were accidentally swept to the Demon Gathering Island by the water from the forbidden sea area.
Thinking back, the first night Xiao Yu came here, he spent the night on the Daike Peak.
The forbidden sea area is now well-known, and I guess no madman would be stupid enough to come here to play.
As he entered the house on the reception peak that was far more luxurious than his own bamboo house, a frivolous voice sounded:
"Ha! Xiao Yu, you finally came here. It seems your business is booming. However, if those guys in the Law Enforcement Hall find out, you will probably have to stay in jail for a while."
The person who spoke was a lazy girl with a charming temperament. She had pink hair and purple eyes. Her fine and soft hair looked like a fine mist, twisted into a perfect bun. The bun was tied tightly in a bun, round and cute, like a small bud.
She was wearing a pink cheongsam with a slit. The tight-fitting clothes showed off her exquisite curves to the fullest. Her charming eyes were narrowed, and she was flipping through a picture album in her hands with great interest.
The cover of the album features an extremely revealing woman, and it looks just like the photo album that Xiao Yu had sold on Demon Gathering Island before.
Chapter 11: I like the girl with animal ears the most
"Where there is demand there is supply. I can't do anything if they want me. I'm just a humble cultivator in Baopu Realm. I have to find a way to support my family on this Jumo Island where every inch of land is worth a lot of money!"
Xiao Yu took a step forward, paused, and explained.
"I know, but this is a kind reminder from the next leader of the Tiandi Yijia Daai Sect to his subordinates. You should be grateful and understand it well, so that when I become the leader, I won't have to visit you in the Sword Prison."
The girl raised her eyebrows, looking arrogant, as if becoming the sect leader was a foregone conclusion.
But as far as Xiao Yu knew, she had been the deputy sect leader for five hundred years, and was truly the perennial runner-up.
It's not just the position, but also the figure. Hundreds of years have passed, and it's still the same.
"Yes, yes, thank you for the advice, Deputy Sect Master Gong. I will keep it in mind." Xiao Yu agreed casually, as if he was coaxing a child.
Snapped!
The girl closed the album with a kind look on her face and pressed it on the table, making a crisp sound. "Didn't I tell you that you can just call me Palace Sect Master without adding the word 'Deputy'?"
"Okay, Deputy Sect Leader Gong."
"It's Sect Master Gong!"
"No problem, Kung Fu Master."
"you……"
Gong Wuyao clenched her small fist tightly. Her fist became harder and harder. Finally, she loosened her fist and shook her head:
"Forget it. I don't want to argue with you. I sent someone to call you over this time because I have something to do for you."
While they were talking, a three-tailed yellow-haired little fox that came from nowhere leaped lightly into her arms.
The pink paws scratched the bulging hillock like stepping on milk, and the hillock trembled like jelly and looked very soft.
"Hey! Little cutie, let me touch you..."
Gong Wuyao scratched its furry chin. The little fox narrowed its amber eyes and seemed to enjoy Gong Wuyao's touch.
Xiao Yu had seen this little fox at Aunt Fox's place.
Aunt Fox's Linghu Peak raises many foxes of all colors. Before he became the protagonist, Xiao Yu had bought several foxes for Aunt Fox, including the Fold-eared Fox, the Smoky Snow Fox, and the Chiqi Fire Fox.
Although she has raised so many foxes, Aunt Fox herself is not a fox demon, but just a human. It's really strange.
The fox in front of him was of mixed yellow color, with some white hair on the tip of its tail. It was probably a mixed fox.
Xiao Yu never thought that in his lifetime, he would actually envy a fox.
Speaking of this, he remembered that a brother in Lingshou Peak had developed a technique to transform into cute pets. He could transform into pets such as kittens and puppies and act cute in front of female monks, thereby being able to wander in that warm harbor.
Unfortunately, the plan failed when it was first implemented.
He was discovered when he passed by Shenji Peak after turning into a cat.
Xiao Yu knew very well that Brother Fan and the others liked fluffy things very much, especially cute little animals. After all, every macho man has a pink heart.
Therefore, the fate of the brother from Lingshou Peak can be imagined.
It is said that after a day of torture, his thick hair became visibly thinner, and his face became dazed. He staggered back home and completely sealed up the technique, muttering in a mysterious way: "This is evil magic... This is evil magic..."
Afterwards, he saw through the world, gained enlightenment, and went to Jinguang Temple to become a monk.
Therefore, this spell of creation did not spread.
What a pity.
Just as Xiao Yu was sighing that such a genius had fallen in the gentleman world.
Gong Wuyao said as she rubbed the fox:
"Today... a new creature has fallen on the Demon Gathering Island. I plan to let you be a guide and take her to visit this place so that she can better adapt to it. She is a little special."
special?
Could it be that it has grown three legs?
"I understand, but why me?"
Xiao Yu frowned. It was a bit troublesome to take people to visit the Demon Gathering Island!
Gong Wuyao glanced at Xiao Yu and said calmly:
"Because you are the only one in the Demon Gathering Island who has been to the outside world. You know what the outside world is like. You are not like us old antiques who are out of touch with the times. It will be convenient for you to communicate with her. Besides, you will be paid, a piece of high-quality spirit stone, and it will also be counted as your performance at Dazhu Sword Peak. It's not like you are working for nothing."
"Then I'm fine."
When he heard that there were spirit stones to be taken, Xiao Yu immediately said ok, it was no big deal. He, Xiao Yu, was a warm and hospitable person, and just wanted to show his hospitality to the newcomers.
Top-grade spirit stone, this is a top-grade spirit stone!
Xiao Yu risked being caught by selling picture albums, but only earned more than fifty medium-grade spirit stones.
How can this guy who just fell down be considered a human being? This is clearly a huge fortune!
"Speaking of which, this rich brother... Bah! What's so special about this new guy? I should make some preparations."
Xiao Yu rubbed his hands, trying not to laugh.
"She is a mermaid." Gong Wuyao reminded.
"Eh?!"
"It just so happens that she is still unconscious in the room. She should be waking up soon. You will know when you come to take a look."
........................
In an antique room.
Xiao Yu walked forward cautiously, tiptoeing and stopping three times after every step, for fear of disturbing something. If someone didn't know him, they would think he was a petty thief who broke into a house.
Seeing this obscene behavior, Gong Wuyao couldn't help but lift her snow-white bare feet and kick Xiao Yu:
"What are you doing? You're sneaking around. Are you a thief? Do you want me to call the Law Enforcement Hall to arrest you?"
"Haha... I'm just afraid that the noise will disturb other people's sleep."
Xiao Yu scratched his head and was no longer as cautious as he was at the beginning. He walked directly towards the bed with curtains in the room.
To be honest, when Gong Wuyao said the word mermaid.
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