After the protagonist retired, the heroine quit

Tie Yanran, whose face was flushed at the moment, did not notice this. He straightened his teacup and sat down obediently opposite Xiao Yu.

Under the table, a pair of slender hands grasped their knees helplessly.

What a pure boy this is!

Xiao Yu complained in his heart, but he picked up the cup and took another big sip, not even thinking it was too hot.

"By the way, what was that thing you said you would give me at the restaurant?"

Tie Yanran seemed to realize how obvious what he had just said was, and in order to avoid embarrassment he changed the subject.

Xiao Yu tightened his grip on the cup.

Now it was his turn to panic.

"This... is nothing to see."

Xiao Yu drank tea tactically, but he drank it all. The water in the cup was almost finished by him, but in order to avoid embarrassment, he still pretended to take a sip.

To be honest, what he originally prepared to give to Tie Yanran was just a simple picture album.

It was Xiao Yu's treasure, the Fairy List. Because he had kept it in his storage ring, it luckily escaped the fire.

But it's not as revealing as the one sold in the basement of the restaurant before.

Actually, if we talk about exposure, except for the legs and the northern and southern hemispheres, nothing else is exposed.

A gentleman's lust is motivated by emotion but controlled by propriety. Looking at picture albums is not a bad thing, as a man should be.

How could there not be good-looking men in this world, even the Jade-faced Crazy Demon is the same.

Xiao Yu thought that it shouldn't be a big deal if he sent this thing over privately.

Make a favor while you're at it, maybe someone will help you sell this in the future.

But now, he found out that Tie Yanran in front of him was the child he had played with before.

Xiao Yu instantly lost the intention to give this thing as a gift.

If I give it to him, wouldn't it damage my lofty image in his heart?

"It's okay. I'll like everything you give me."

Tie Yanran pretended to be calm and said this. After that, he inadvertently glanced at the wrinkled doll on the bed.

Under the mask, the corners of his mouth curved into a beautiful arc.

It’s over, Tie Yanran seemed very much looking forward to it.

Xiao Yu's face turned embarrassed. He hurriedly looked at his storage ring and found that apart from the picture album, there seemed to be nothing else he could show off.

Wait! No, there seems to be another one.

This is a book of miscellaneous talks on immortal cultivation that specifically includes a list of geniuses from the five continents of the outside world. It is similar to the Fairy List, but one is a ranking of fairies, and the other is a ranking of geniuses.

It not only tells the origins and extraordinary qualities of each genius, but because it was compiled by folks, it even contains some interesting stories.

For example, the Tornado Young Master who ranked 27th on the Houlang List went to a foot massage parlor to have his feet washed without telling his partner. He ordered a pretty girl and was about to develop some relationship when he found out that it was his partner.

And the guy who was number 36, went to a brothel and took a fancy to an oiran, and coincidentally, someone else also took a fancy to her, and there was a scramble for her, and when the two groups met, they discovered that the person sitting opposite them was their father.

The seventeenth ranked eldest sister of Qingyun Fuzong is famous for a pair of impressive weapons. She is a natural fool, and it is estimated that all her talents are spent on cultivation. She doesn’t have much common sense at all. Once, when she was exorcising a ghost, she accidentally blew up her clothes with an explosive talisman, exposing her private parts. After thinking about it, she simply pulled out two talismans, stuck them on her chest, and thought that this would be fine.

He didn't care about anything else, just blocked the vital points and walked out in a swagger.

The consequences can be imagined. It made the headlines that day. Fortunately, her junior sister who was traveling with her reacted in time and covered it with clothes. Even so, it was still spotted by a sharp-eyed painter monk and painted.

This is considered good. Geniuses always have some quirks. For example, the Saint of the Five Poison Sect with the five elements of poison body just likes to go naked. She says that clothes restrict her nature. Her first show at Xuanlei Mountain to challenge the opponent shocked everyone. No... she really doesn't wear clothes!

Later, although she was able to kill everyone with her poison skills and the bonus of her own five elements poison body, and knocked down the eldest brother of Xuan Lei Mountain to the ground, but because she was too exposed, Xuan Lei Mountain was closed down and she failed to challenge the opponent.

It is said that afterwards, she was locked up in a forbidden area by the ancestor of the Five Poisons Sect and was not allowed to go out unless she changed her bad habit.

All in all, it was quite interesting, and Xiao Yu just watched it for fun.

He pondered for a moment, then looked again at Tie Yanran's expectant eyes under the mask.

finally.

Let's just take this one. It's better than giving a picture album. Actually, in order to be able to flip through a few pages without being noticed when he has nothing to do on the road, he specially wrapped the two books with the same cover.

"Well, it's not something precious, I hope you don't mind."

As he spoke, his mind reached deep into his storage ring. In order to put Brother Fan and the others' clothes, Xiao Yu moved all the things inside.

It would still take some time to get them now. Just when Xiao Yu found the two books and was about to take them out.

Tie Yanran on the opposite side turned his eyes, and it was unknown what he was thinking of. He said in a stumbling tone:

"Um... can I also call you Yu... like Xiaoyan..."

"what?"

Xiao Yu's eyes turned and looked at Tie Yanran.

"Ah... nothing, nothing, it's just that the gift you give me doesn't need to be very expensive."

"Oh, it's just an ordinary thing, but it should be rare in this Demon Gathering Island."

Xiao Yu was startled. Tie Yanran was so shy just now, and he thought she was going to confess to him!

Not in Nantong!

Even if he is prettier than women.

Xiao Yu thought about Tie Qingyan’s shy face and thought... maybe.

While thinking, Xiao Yu took out a book, looked at it carefully, and after making sure that there was no confusion, he handed it to Tie Yanran opposite him.

Tie Yanran took it and flipped it casually. First, a naked woman with purple hair and a charming temperament appeared in front of him. Although the light green poisonous mist around her covered the vital parts of her body, it made her even more sexy. A feeling of desire came over him. She was no different from the woman in the album he had confiscated on the Demon Gathering Island.

Tie Yanran: "..."

Xiao Yu did not notice Tie Yanran's abnormality, he explained:

"The people above are considered to be the most powerful ones in the outside world. You can learn from them, take their strengths and discard their weaknesses. After all, you have been in the Demon Gathering Island, and you also need to understand the average level of the outside world."

Tie Yanran flipped through the pages again, and this time he was facing a woman with a baby face and huge breasts. The size of her white and bulging breasts was something he had never seen before, especially with only two thin yellow talismans stuck on her chest. The milky white peaks were divided into northern and southern hemispheres by the yellow talisman paper. The key point was that the talisman paper was not long enough and did not completely cover the peaks, causing the lower hemisphere to be exposed.

There were a few lines of words attached next to it: Mo Shuiyao, number seventeen, a talisman practitioner, and also a waterway practitioner...

"........."

His eyes fell on the peak. Study? Take its advantages? Or average!

Tie Yanran clenched his fists. For personal reasons, he was always very sensitive about breasts, especially when these words came from Xiao Yu's mouth.

By the way, this book in my hand couldn't be the Fairy Ranking, right? This was so erotic. Tie Yanran had seen it in his father's study, which also ranked women. Later, his mother found out and punished him by making him kneel on the washboard for three days.

He remembered that the bigger the women's breasts were, the higher they were ranked, and there was not a single woman with small breasts on the list.

"How is it? Not bad, isn't it? Brother Tie, you don't have to underestimate yourself. With your ability, you can make a name for yourself outside. I'm optimistic about you, Brother Tie."

Tie Yanran's cultivation level is at the Golden Core stage, which would put him at least in the top 20 in the outside world.

Liu Shicheng should be higher, after all, he is a rare sword cultivator with the strongest lethality.

As Xiao Yu spoke, he didn't notice that Tie Yanran's ears were getting redder and redder.

Iron chest?!

There was a click sound.

He broke off a corner of the table made of golden nanmu wood.

"What's that sound?! Brother Tie, be careful." Xiao Yu was alert.

next moment.

Boom!

The table was flipped open.

"Iron chest, you have a strong chest, you bastard Xiao Yu!!"

The cultivation level of the Jindan realm exploded, and Tie Yanran's veins popped out, and he became angry and embarrassed.

"what?"

"Xiao Yu, it turns out that you have been selling this kind of pornographic publications recently. The evidence is all there. Today I will arrest you and put you in the Sword Prison. If I don't lock you up for 49 days, I won't be named Tie!"

As he said this, he picked up the rope hanging around his waist and threw the book in his hand up hard, preparing to bring him to justice.

Xiao Yu was confused. They were talking so well before, why did they suddenly turn against each other?

Also, how was the affair of his uncle the emperor exposed?

But the most urgent thing at the moment is to stop Tie Yanran first.

"Calm down, Tiexiong."

"Fuck you!"

It would have been better if Xiao Yu didn't say anything. After hearing this, Tie Yanran was completely furious. He didn't care about his luck and rushed straight towards Xiao Yu.

It was just that he seemed to be too anxious and took too big a step. He stepped on a teacup that had fallen on the ground. His ankle twisted and he instantly pounced towards Xiao Yu.

"careful!"

Xiao Yu stretched out his hand to block it, but underestimated the power of Tie Yanran's furious charge.

Tie Yanran was like a vicious female leopard, pressing Xiao Yu, the little lamb who had not yet figured out the situation, under her.

BANG! (Sound of steel colliding)

"Hiss! My arm hurts... Hey! What's this?"

At the moment, it was a very strange posture. Xiao Yu was pressed to the ground, and above him was Tie Yanran who was stunned. Xiao Yu put his hands on Tie Yanran's chest, holding him up. Almost all of Tie Yanran's body weight was on Xiao Yu's hands.

It's probably like this: "厶".

Tie Yanran's overwhelming momentum stagnated. He lowered his head to look at Xiao Yu below, and the two of them looked at each other.

The room gradually became quiet, and the silent atmosphere made people feel a little awkward.

Xiao Yu was holding Tie Yanran up. The touch on his hand made him subconsciously pinch and adjust his position so that he could exert better force to lift Tie Yanran.

However, the feel of it...

"so hard!"

It felt like I was touching a steel plate. There was no meat at all, just the feeling of ribs.

Hard.

Xiao Yu felt that his chest muscles when he first entered the first level of martial arts were softer than this.

"You... um..."

As he moved, a suggestive humming sound came from above.

Tie Yanran was a little dazed. Before his stiff brain could figure out the situation, Xiao Yu's subconscious pinch made his body tremble and he shouted out subconsciously.

When she came to her senses, her face turned red with embarrassment. Fortunately, the mask on her face covered her embarrassing situation so that Xiao Yu would not discover it.

However, a black shadow fell from the sky, hitting Tie Yanran on the head exactly at an angle.

It was the book that Tie Yanran threw out.

Boom!

Because of Xiao Yu's arrival, Tie Yanran was in a hurry and didn't put on the mask tightly.

With the force of the previous move, the mask on his face was successfully removed and fell to the ground.

When Xiao Yu saw the scene in front of him, he was stunned.

Without the mask, his hidden beauty was revealed. His features were delicate and beautiful, his skin was as white as snow, and he had a pair of small and lovely cherry lips, as tender as flowers, which made people want to kiss them. More importantly, his eyes were bright and clear, like a clear lake with ripples.

She looks very similar to Tie Qingyan, after all, they are from the same mother, but there are some differences in details. Compared with Tie Qingyan's youthful and gentle beauty, the one in front of her is a little more mature, the lines at the corners of her eyes are more charming, and her temperament is as seductive as spring water.

And now a pretty blush crept up her face. The blush of a woman's face was better than all the wine in the world. Just one look at it and you will be immersed in it as if you are drunk.

Xiao Yu was a little dazed. With the previous experience of Tie Qingyan in mind, he thought that the person in front of him was also a man.

After all, he was touching his chest right now, and it was hard!