Although, just tell me if it’s rock and roll enough!

And all the members went on stage to put cardboard boxes on them, which looked like they were suffering from social phobia - abstract?

tsk...

Looking at a bottle of Coke in the corner, Hai Mingli suddenly had a very abstract idea.

Hai Mingli took out a pen and wrote the three big words "DDV" on the Coke bottle, then burst into laughter.

“Hahahaha, if it’s for the sake of the System Master, there’s absolutely no problem with being a little abstract!”

Instead of mourning for the bankrupt Umi Akari, who was walking towards him, was the absolute king of abstraction - Umi Akari Ichiro!

I, Hai Mingli, will definitely be the king of abstraction!

"Hahahahahaha."

……

In the middle of the night, even the busiest avenues during the day were deserted. Occasionally there were one or two pedestrians, but they quickened their pace and hurried home.

Hai Mingli walked on the street, holding the bottle of Coke in his arms, looking around, looking for a target.

"Fast food restaurant, fast food restaurant, where are you?"

Hai Mingli spoke like a devil, his tone full of evil.

He had originally planned to complete the system task during the day the next day, but when he thought about passers-by watching the abstract scene, Hai Mingli, who wanted to save face while living, suddenly didn't want to live anymore.

If my abstract self were discovered by passers-by, perhaps my abstract life would end!

However, if it is a task from the system master, it is not impossible...

No, no, Hai Mingli grabbed his hair, he hadn't even seen the system reward, why did he start talking nonsense and being so evil!

While he was daydreaming, Hai Mingli kept walking along the commercial street. He didn't know how long he had been walking, but he suddenly looked up and saw that there was a restaurant open.

"Yoshinoya..." Hai Mingli scratched his head. He felt like he had seen this store name somewhere before...

However...whether you have seen it or not, Hai Mingli will complete his abstract debut here!

Yo, let’s start from here and complete the first task of the abstract system!

And inside the Yoshinoya store...

There were no customers late at night. A girl with short gray hair was sitting behind the cashier counter bored, leaning on the bar counter and browsing her phone.

It was too late, so naturally no one came to the restaurant to eat, and the girl was so bored that she felt bored.

"Ah...still no one?"

The girl turned over, revealing the work badge hanging on her chest, on which was written her name - Ebizuka Satoshi.

"Hey, Zhi, you better be careful! It won't do if a customer sees you paddling!"

Someone in the kitchen called out to the girl, who turned over again and replied, "Oh!"

"Really are……"

The kitchen staff stopped talking, and the girl continued to lie on the bar, scrolling through her phone boredly.

At this moment, a young man wearing a loose T-shirt and looking tired pushed open the door. Seeing that there were no customers in the store, he boldly sat down in front of the bar.

"what……"

Hai Mingli lay on the table with a helpless look on his face. Good fellow, he had clearly planned everything, but at the critical moment, he actually chickened out...

"welcome……"

The lazy voice of the girl came over, Hai Mingli looked up and looked at the girl in front of him. She had short gray hair with a bow headband. She was obviously young and beautiful. Hai Mingli couldn't understand why she spoke in such a cold tone.

However... a girl like this who is ignorant of the world and has no knowledge of anything is a perfect target for pranks!

Looking at the menu, Hai Mingli estimated the last bit of change he had, stretched out his hand feebly, and ordered, "Hello, I want a steak with rice!"

"Okay, that's 400 yen."

The girl turned and called to the kitchen, "Rupa, a steak and rice!"

Hai Mingli took out a 500 yen bill, looked at the girl, and suddenly his face became ferocious, and handed it to her.

Satoshi Ebitsuka:......

It's just 400 yen, just the cost of a meal, is it necessary to make such a scene?

The girl suppressed her inner complaints, put the money in the cash register, and then took out a 100 yen coin, "Here is your change."

"No thanks," the young man said with a livid face, looking as if he had suffered great pain, "This is a reward for you!"

Before the girl could react, Hai Mingli started coughing like he had asthma, muttering, "Life is not worth it... Life is not worth it..."

ha?

The girl was confused by the young man's strange behavior. She looked at the young man in front of her. He was clearly dressed simply and shabby, and did not look like a rich man. How could he even tip?

Besides, he also said something like... Life is not worth it? What does that mean?

This is too strange!

Hai Mingli naturally saw the girl's suspicious eyes. He remained calm on the surface, but he was already very happy in his heart!

The first phase of the plan was successful!

Hai Mingli sat down and waited for the meal to be served.

A few minutes later, the short-haired girl brought a bowl of fragrant steak and rice, and then handed Hai Mingli a bottle of drink, "Hello, this is for you."

"no need."

Hai Mingli waved his hand and suddenly took out a transparent bottle, "I brought it with me."

The bottle contained a dark liquid. The young man shook it, but no bubbles were produced. The girl stood there in confusion. What kind of drink was this? She seemed to have never seen it before.

Without waiting for the girl to ask, Hai Mingli unscrewed the lid, poured the drink into the rice, and then stirred it...

Huh? What is this! Drinks and rice?!

Ebizuka Satoshi was about to stop the young man, but then he saw the young man finish the meal in one breath, crying with emotion while eating, as if he had not eaten such delicious food for hundreds of years.

It would have been fine if he had just eaten, but the young man was crying and choking as he spoke, and his words were unclear. Ebizuka Satoshi could only barely make out a few words with great difficulty.

"It's delicious... but I'm dying... this is my last meal..."

ha?

The atmosphere is becoming increasingly wrong!

This is a stupid thing to do!

Ebizka Satoshi looked at the young man with his brown eyes, then quickly reached for the phone. At this moment, the young man finished his meal in one breath and then snatched the phone.

"sorry!"

The young man looked at the girl, sweating profusely, and drank the drink in the bottle in one gulp.

"Thanks for the treat!"

After Hai Mingli finished speaking, he ran out. When he reached the door, he tripped over it and fell heavily to the ground. Then he got up in a hurry.

No! This is so wrong!

The girl picked up the bottle left by the young man and wanted to chase him out, but since the way out of the bar went around the kitchen, she hurried to the kitchen.

"Zhi, what's wrong with you?"

Satoshi Ebizuka usually keeps strangers away, but today he seems so flustered. The girl working in the kitchen is a little confused. What happened?

"Quick! Stop that guest!"

"what?"

As Ebzuka Satoshi spoke breathlessly, the girl in the kitchen became even more confused.

"Speak slower, what's going on?"

Ebizuka Satoshi took a breath and continued, "He looks very poor, but...but he doesn't want change, he said it's a tip."

"Huh? It's just a tip, isn't it? Is that so serious?"

"It was so serious! When serving the rice, he poured some strange liquid into it while saying something like 'Life isn't worth it... but I'm going to die...' It was obvious that something was going to happen!"

ha?

Based on Ebizuka Satoshi's description, the girl easily thought that this was a guy who wanted to commit suicide. For a moment, she was a little confused.

"Meeting a man who wanted to commit suicide in a late-night restaurant", this kind of news that can be on the news actually appeared in real life, which is indeed a bit abstract...

The girl in the kitchen quickly took off her apron and said as if to comfort Ebizuka Satoshi: "Don't think too much, maybe he's just an ordinary worker who suddenly lost his temper late at night, and he will be fine tomorrow..."

"What about this!"

The girl held up the bottle left by Hai Mingli and pointed to the large words written on it. "He just used the liquid in here to mix rice. This is Dichlorvos! It's a pesticide!"

"what?!"

The girl's eyes were blank.

……

(ps: The final exam is finally over)

(In July, let’s raise our middle fingers and rock and roll!!!)

Volume 1 Wow! : Chapter 3 It seems

"Phase 2 of the plan is complete!"

Hai Mingli shouted in a low voice, and at the same time reached out to encourage himself, mission accomplished.

That’s right, this is what Hai Mingli planned. He staged a tragic drama in front of a simple and innocent girl. Isn’t this abstract enough? !

Hai Mingli looked down at the system and saw the words [Task Completed] appear below the novice period task. Sure enough, even the system thought Hai Mingli's operation was abstract enough!

"None of you are the King of Abstraction, only I am!"

Hai Mingli stretched his head and looked towards the restaurant, only to see two girls looking around at the door. The cashier girl had red eyes and was holding the bottle left by Hai Mingli in her hand.

Hiss.....it's really a bit too much...

Hai Mingli's non-existent conscience suddenly hurt~~~

"Miss... I'm so sorry..."

Hai Mingli was about to say something when he suddenly felt a stomachache, as if he had really drunk pesticide.

Wait, he suddenly remembered that he had bought and opened this bottle of drink a month ago, but he had never drunk it, so it was now expired...

hiss……

Feeling his stomach churning, Hai Mingli gritted his teeth, whispered "I'm sorry", and left quickly...

……

"system!"

After successfully summoning the system, Hai Mingli rubbed his hands and then checked the panel data.

[Abstract system, start!]

[The newbie gift pack has been opened for you]

[Obtained items: Great Prophet (automatically equipped), Abstract Value Detection Table (automatically equipped)]

"...?"

Looking at these abstract words that seemed to be the same as if they were not said, Hai Mingli's brain suddenly crashed...

The system said it was "equipped". It was estimated that these props were the same as the equipment in the game, and it was obvious that these things were closely related to abstraction. Hai Mingli thought for a moment to see if the system had any explanation.

[Great Prophet: Every time you make an important choice, you can see in advance the future that each choice will produce. Can only be used once a week.]

[“Can you beat me with 17 cards? If you can beat me, I will eat the computer screen right there and then.”]

Simply put, this is a skill that can predict the future, but there are many restrictions. For example, it can only be used when making important choices, and it can only be used once a week.

It's impossible to get rich by buying lottery tickets with this stuff...

Hai Mingli held back her tears and checked the instructions for the second item.

[Abstract value detector: Some tasks require the target to reach an abstract value. This item can detect the target's current abstract index]