"Hiss——" ×5
The five women gasped, contributing to the rise in global temperatures and successfully resisting the damage of the Little Glacier.
"Mingjun, do you have any evidence?" As a young lady, Asuna's required course is intelligence analysis. Although she didn't analyze this point because of her experience and being in the game, she still sorted out other information.
For example: Although Mo Ming’s personality is a bit eccentric, he never lies about serious matters.
"Here's the helmet for you." Mo Ming once again stuffed the helmet, which he had brought out at some unknown time, into Asuna's hand.
"Hi!" Asuna respectfully took the virtual game helmet.
"I'll give you the microwave, too." Mo Ming stuffed the microwave into Asuna's hand.
"Hi!" Although it was a bit heavy, Asuna still caught it respectfully.
"Take it back and have someone send it to a third-party agency for testing, mainly to test the power." Mo Ming said casually.
"Hi!" Asuna responded respectfully.
"Go ahead." Mo Ming indicated that he would not keep the guest.
"Mingjun, do you have any trustworthy agency to recommend?" Asuna looked at Mo Ming expectantly. After all, when her family had sent the test to a professional agency before, no problems were found, which was problematic in itself. At least the previous agency was not trustworthy.
"I recommend going to Academy City to find a talent workshop. Their boss is a brain science major and can provide a more professional evaluation report later." Mo Ming was not trying to attract customers for Little Bee. Regarding the brain, Academy City is one of the places with the highest research level in the world, and Little Bee's talent workshop is also among the best among the relevant institutions in Academy City.
"Why are you looking for a neurosurgeon?" Asuna was puzzled.
"Because they also know how to cook the brain in a microwave." Mo Ming said nonsense seriously.
"Is it so scary?" Asuna was frightened.
"Just kidding." Mo Ming smiled pleasantly.
"You scared me." Asuna breathed a sigh of relief, but unfortunately she couldn't pat her chest because she was holding the thing.
"Haha, actually their boss is very good at reading minds, and the researchers are like puppets. They definitely dare not take bribes or forge records." Mo Ming explained the real reason to Asuna with a smile.
"This is really scary!" Although she said it was scary, Asuna didn't really think so. After all, she didn't think the boss would be interested in her little secret.
“It’s okay. After you experience more, you won’t think this is a scary thing.” Mo Ming said that only little kids are afraid of mind reading, while adults install blockers on themselves.
"Can I say no?" Asuna felt that having her mind read was something she would try to avoid if possible, even though she knew the boss was not interested in her little secrets.
"No, you can't say that." Mo Ming smiled and shook his index finger at Asuna, "Because that might cause your family to go bankrupt, and you might very well go from being a young lady to a hot weapon."
"I suddenly feel that having someone read my mind is actually not that scary." Asuna quickly corrected her attitude, and it was obvious that being someone you can't afford to offend was much scarier than having someone know your little secret!
"Haha, it's good that you think this way. Lianlian will like you, and Xiaowu Loli will also think you are a good person." Although Asuna's face became very bad, Mo Ming became even happier.
"They can read minds, too?" Asuna's face turned even worse when she heard that there might be someone who could read minds.
"Of course!" Who doesn't know that monsters can read minds?
"..." How come there are so many people in the world who can read minds? Do they want to let people live?
“Don’t be afraid. As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed. So what if I can read your mind? Can it keep me from going hungry? There are not so many saints in the world. Aren’t they just a bunch of ordinary people who are busy with their lives?” Mo Ming didn’t care at all whether others could read their minds or not. “Not to mention that this is a standard feature for big guys. Even in the ancient world, there are only ten saints in the whole world. Among these ten saints, six fought to the point of breaking their skins, three didn’t make it out to the world, and among the remaining billions and billions of ordinary people, which one of them is not a mortal?”
"…" Although what you said makes sense, I don't want to talk to you. ——By Asuna.
Chapter 16 I Show Puman!
"Do you think everyone is as shameless as you?" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming, making it seem like she was so noble.
"If you had just looked twice, I would have believed it!" Although Haruhi seems to like Kyon in the original story, that's just fate. In fact, the biggest pervert in the SOS Brigade is not Kyon, nor the gay Koizumi, but her - Suzumiya Haruhi.
Mo Ming dared to guarantee that if he pushed Asuna on the spot, Kasuga would definitely join in happily.
"What the hell is that to you!" It was obvious that Haruhi was not afraid of mind reading - she was thick-skinned enough.
“……” Seeing this situation, Risa decisively pulled Fengjiang back two steps and hid behind Mo Ming.
Although it was very unpleasant, it had to be said that Mo Ming was still the most powerful person on the scene. If Suzumiya LSP Haruhi wanted to do something to them, only Mo Ming could calm her down.
At this moment, Lisa felt like the only woman in the brave team, the nanny. She wanted to defeat the devil and save the world, but everyone in her team wanted to push her away! It was really fucked!
"Hey!" Seeing Risa's defensive look, Haruhi awkwardly acted cute, trying to get away with it. She didn't want to, but who told her that all the beautiful girls present were so sweet and soft, and each had their own characteristics like spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums, she couldn't hold back her LSP soul!
"!!!" Asuna just realized that she was in danger and looked at her friend with resentment.
As expected! You think she is your best friend, but she might be plotting against you!
"Asuna, you can do it! Go for it!" Risa, who was embarrassed for 0.01 second, decisively cheered up Asuna, and her main points were shamelessness and "I would rather die than let my friends die!"
Asuna was so angry that she rolled her eyes. She looked so cute and lovely that people couldn't help but think of the famous work [Letting you look at the porcelain with a look of disgust].
"Ah!" Look, Kasuga was tempted and started measuring right away.
"Yidayo!" Although Mo Ming has no idea of conquering Asuna for the time being, Kasuga is already his chosen one. Although Kasuga's yuri harem may also require his help, wouldn't it be better to have his own harem?
So Mo Ming punished Haruhi and put an end to her crimes.
"How scary!" Asuna, who had escaped from the trap, was about to cry.
"Mingjun, please forgive me for being rude! We'll get together again some other time!" After calming down a little, Asuna decisively chose to retreat. The best friend she thought was unreliable, and there was a female pervert next to her who was coveting her beauty. It turned out that it was best to run away!
"Okay, let's get together again when we have time." Mo Ming nodded and didn't try to keep her. After all, Haruhi was taking advantage of her because she was a woman, and Asuna, who wouldn't resist, wasn't much better than Mikuru.
"Goodbye!" After saying goodbye, Asuna ran away quickly with her things in her arms.
Haruhi didn't chase after him, not because she didn't want to, but when she saw Mo Ming's increasingly dangerous eyes, she was afraid that Mo Ming would punish her.
Mo Ming was helpless about Kasuga's LSP nature that she had developed at some point in her life. If beating her could correct her behavior, he wouldn't mind doing it right away. What he was most afraid of was that after beating her, not only did she not correct herself, but she also awakened some incredible attributes. That would be the end of her!
After all, he is a reckless Kryptonian who doesn't know the correction technology of the mysterious side.
"Okay, everyone go and choose the helmet you like. After checkout, I will take you home and we will meet online again in the evening." Mo Ming had no choice but to escape.
"Hi~~" The girls cheered and ran towards the display cabinet in a team.
"Mingjun, what do you think of this helmet?" Not long after, Fengjiang came back holding a pink helmet. Hmm, it looked very girlish!
"I picked it!" Risa proudly showed off, holding her light blue one next to her.
Not only did Risa choose a couple's set, it was also the most expensive one!
"Yeah, it looks good." Mo Ming nodded in approval. She was his wife, so it didn't matter what she did. Anyway, when Feng's wife was being whipped to study, Lisa's wife couldn't escape.
"How about my choice?" Haruhi, who never paid attention to games, chose to follow Risa. She would choose whatever model Risa chose. As for the color, she liked the deep starry blue, and she also chose the same starry black one for Mo Ming. If there was no sticker service, she would have wanted to put a demon king sticker on Mo Ming's helmet.
"Not bad." Mo Ming nodded affirmatively.
Even though Kasuga has been working hard to become stronger in the past three years for revenge, deep down, she is still the girl who was a little bit immature, a little bit melancholy, and longing for a companion three years ago.
Although Mo Ming didn't know why everything was fine before, it turned into a revenge on him.
The helmets of Erina the Golden Hair and the secretary are very ordinary sub-silver. As chefs, they spend most of their time cooking and naturally focus on cooking. If they hadn't happened to come across it, they might never have come into contact with virtual reality games, which have little to do with cooking.
The checkout process was uneventful. No rich person cut in line, no idiot cut in line, and the clerk even planned to give Mo Ming a discount.
Even though Risa's features were not as obvious as Kotobuki Tsumugi's, the clerk still discovered Risa's identity.
"Okay, it's getting late, so today's activities are over. I'll take you home. Who will go first?" As everyone knows, there are many perverts on Sakura Island. Mo Ming absolutely doesn't feel comfortable letting them take the bus home alone at night.
"I have asked the family driver to pick us up." Erina said that they didn't need Mo Ming to send them off because they were always accompanied by bodyguards when they traveled.
After all, with Erina's sharp tongue, being put in a sack when she goes out is the least of her worries. She could even end up like Erina-chan! So bodyguards are a must, and they are followed by both light and dark teams.
"Okay then." Mo Ming nodded, then turned to Haruhi and said, "I'll take you back first."
"I..." Haruhi was resisting. You couldn't just give it to her as a gift. You had to ask for her opinion...
"Okay, see you online later. If nothing goes wrong, you can just search for cake sellers and you will find me. Now I'm going to send Feng's wife and Lisa's wife off first." Mo Ming said goodbye to Haruhi with a smile.
"Hey? Didn't you say you would take me home?" Haruhi was confused as he watched Mo Ming's figure disappear.
"What do you mean by 'wife, wife'? You are such a hateful playboy! You forgot about your old love when you found your new love! You are indeed a super perverted warrior of love and cuteness!" Kasuga kicked the wall in dissatisfaction, but unexpectedly found herself standing in front of her own door.
"..." Haruhi was speechless. Giegie, you're so fast, does your wife know?
the other side:
"I'm back." Mo Ming.
"So fast!" Lisa once again refreshed her understanding of Mo Ming and this world.
Originally, Risa thought that Mo Ming was just a gifted person like her. However, the appearance of Haruhi made her realize that there might be unknown areas in this world, such as the mysterious side of the other world.
So in Risa's cognition at this moment, Mo Ming has been promoted from a gifted pervert to an Onmyoji and a great wizard who possesses powerful displacement skills.
"Okay, Lisa, it's time for you to go in." Lisa was still marveling at Mo Ming's speed, while Mo Ming was reminding her that they had reached the end of the field.
"Is this teleportation? Won't you be punished for using mysterious skills like this?" Reminded by Mo Ming, Risa looked around and found that she was really home. She was filled with curiosity.
There is no magic in SAO, so Risa has never experienced what it is like to teleport. It seems that her first teleportation did not make her feel nauseous and want to vomit as described in the novel, so does it mean that she also has a talent for space?
"No, it's just ordinary light-speed movement." Mo Ming still knows how to teleport, but for short-distance movement, light-speed movement + biological force field protection is more useful.
Otherwise, why do you think he is called the Kryptonian Rough Man?
"Bullshit! Do you think you are superman?" Lisa usually chooses not to believe what Mo Ming says.
Besides, there are many wizards who can teleport, but there is only one Superman in the world, and he definitely doesn’t look like Mo Ming!
"Yes! I'm Showman!" Mo Ming nodded seriously, put his hands on his hips and straightened his chest, admitting that he is Superman.
Chapter 17 Fengjiang feels very excited
"(ˉ▽ ̄~) Tsk~~, who would believe that? Anyway, I don't believe it!" Lisa would rather believe that Mo Ming is a great wizard than that he is a superman. After all, superman has always been a tough guy, and no one has ever been as simple and natural as Mo Ming. After all, Mo Ming looks like he has some flesh, but not much.
"It's up to you. I'll send my wife Feng home. See you tomorrow." Seeing that Lisa was determined that he was the great wizard, Mo Ming was helpless and could only let her do as she pleased.
"Don't bully my wife!" Risa got furious at the thought that Mo Ming would be alone with Fengjiang next, but she could only wave her fists to threaten him.
"What do you mean your wife? She's obviously my wife. We have a marriage certificate, okay? Besides, even you are mine!" Mo Ming rubbed Lisa's head fiercely, "Lisa's wife, my wife Feng and I don't mind you coming together."
"Who is your wife? You scumbag!" Lisa finally understood what it meant to be invincible when one is the most despicable! She clearly regarded Mo Ming as a love rival, but Mo Ming wanted to pick on her every moment.
"Lisa, my dear, lesbians are so beautiful, but it's a pity that they can't have children!" Mo Ming reached out and rubbed Lisa's head hard again, then put his hands on her shoulders and said affectionately: "If you feel it's not safe, we can go get the marriage certificate tonight!"
“Fuck you!” Lisa slapped Mo Ming’s claws away viciously, “Get out!”
She, Risa Shiromine, only wants to be with her Kaede-chan and doesn't want to have anything to do with him, Mo Ming.
"Then my wife Feng and I will go home first. See you tomorrow, my wife Lisa." After patting Lisa's shoulder and saying goodbye, Mo Ming naturally took Feng into his arms and gave Lisa an expression that said 'you know what I mean'.
"Wait! You said go home? Go home? And what did that look you just now mean?" When Risa heard about going home, she felt something was wrong and decisively stood in front of Mo Ming and Feng Jiang. If Mo Ming didn't explain clearly, she would never let them leave.
"Of course you're going back to our house. It's not like you haven't been back before." Mo understood Lisa's look. Wasn't this a question asked even though he already knew the answer?
"No!" When Lisa heard Mo Ming's words, she knew that they were going back to Mo Ming's house! Lisa was so anxious that she pulled Feng Jiang out of Mo Ming's arms and protected her behind her.
"Lisa..." Feng was confused at the moment. She thought it was normal to go back to their home with Mo Ming. She couldn't understand why Lisa was so nervous. Except when she was in school, she had always lived in Mo Ming's home, and Lisa often came to play at their home!
"I'll take Feng home, and you can go back to your own home!" Risa tried to drive Mo Ming away with her claws and teeth bared.
"Okay. Since you, my wife Lisa, have asked for it, I have no choice. Who says I am a wife-doting maniac?" Mo Ming shrugged helplessly.
"Hmph! Shame on you!" Risa made a face at Mo Ming, then pulled Fengchan towards the Honjo house.
"Risa, wise lord..." Feng-chan hesitated to speak.
"Feng Jiang, don't worry about it, I'll take you home first, and then we'll play games together tonight." Seeing Feng Jiang mention Mo Ming again, Lisa got anxious. As a girl, she has no advantage at all!
"But..." Fengjiang was a little conflicted and looked back at Mo Ming who was following them.
Receiving Fengjiang's look, Mo Ming raised his finger to make a gesture to her to keep quiet.
"Don't say but! Let's go!" Risa gets excited when it comes to games, after all, this is her strong point.
"But..." Feng looked at her best friend helplessly. She didn't mind the three of them being together, but she was afraid that Risa would get angry.
"Huh?" Suddenly, Lisa looked around vigilantly because she heard three footsteps!
Then Lisa thought of something and turned back to Mo Ming angrily, asking, "Why are you still following us?"
"Lisa, have you forgotten?" Mo Ming grinned.
"What did I forget?" Risa wrinkled her nose in dissatisfaction.
"Actually, our three families are not far away from each other." Mo Ming pointed to the Honjo family not far ahead, the Mo family opposite, and Lisa's family. The three families were really not far away, only a few dozen meters apart.
Otherwise, how do you think Risa and Kaede-chan's childhood sweetheart relationship came about?
"What's it to you!" Risa's face turned red and she yelled at Mo Ming, then she pulled Feng-chan and ran away.
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