"(O_o)??" Youmeng's face was full of question marks.
"Fish have many parasites, eating them raw is unhealthy!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"Yo Meng, as a chef, you should know this fact clearly!"
"Ah~" Youyouzi covered her mouth and laughed.
"Lord Mo Ming, are you still worried about this?" Youmeng looked at Mo Ming with a confused face. Not to mention them, even Red and White Chastity and Black and White Thieves didn't care about this!
“Don’t look at me like this, I’m actually very afraid of death!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
Unlike those time travelers who like to seek death, Mo Ming is a traditional time traveler, so he has the characteristics of all traditional time travelers - he is extremely afraid of death!
Because of the fear of death, all dangers are nipped in the bud!
This is the traditional time traveler!
"Youmu, did you hear that? Remember to cook the fish thoroughly next time~" Youmu said this as if it was all Youmu's fault.
"Yuyuko-sama..." Youmu o(╥﹏╥)o "I know!"
"Yoshi~ Yoshi~~" Youyuko smiled gently and used a head-patting kill on Youmu, as a way of compensating Youmu.
Faced with Youyuko's shameless shirking of responsibility, what else can Youmu, who is not very smart to begin with, do?
As one of the three top bottoms, she could only swallow her anger and admit that it was her fault!
"By the way, Youyouzi, how come you have time to come here? Where is the master?" Mo Ming was very curious about how Youyouzi had time to come here.
After all, there is a gap left by Zimei in front of her own refrigerator. If Youyouko wants to eat something, she can just ask Youmu to get it. She doesn't have to come here specially.
Besides, didn't the master learn cooking skills from Xiao Dajia and can make glowing dishes? Why did he have to come here to eat for free?
I can’t figure it out! I can’t figure it out at all!
Mo Ming always felt like he had missed some important information!
"Because I heard it!" Youyouzi had a mysterious smile on her face.
"Hmm?" Mo Ming looked at Youyouzi puzzledly.
"I heard that Ming-chan, you are going to hold another party!" Youyouzi smiled very happily.
As for where the masters went?
Sorry, Youyouzi said that she didn’t hear the question.
"Yeah!" Mo Ming nodded. He did have this plan. One was to celebrate the relocation of the Loli Town, and the other was to celebrate the official end of the follow-up to the Resident Evil incident.
"Ming-chan, this is very Gensokyo!" Youyouzi smiled and gave Mo Ming a thumbs up.
“<(* ̄▽ ̄*)/Thank you for the compliment!” Mo Ming gave an awkward smile.
In fact, Mo Ming didn't want to do that either!
But there is really no other way!
What can he do when his wife is such a curious person who can do whatever she wants in the world?
I can only wipe my butt properly!
Isn't it that after rubbing it for a while, it has become like Gensokyo? A small change every three days, a big change every five days, and a shocking change may come every ten days!
"Ming-chan!" Youyouzi (???)
"What's wrong?" Mo Ming (O_o)??
"Is the chef for this banquet still Xiao Dajia?" Youyouzi (???)
"Yes!" Mo Ming nodded.
"Ming-chan, well done!" Youyouzi o( ̄▽ ̄)d
"Hmm!" Mo Ming shrugged indifferently.
He is not a little kid, and he will not be so excited that he can't sleep because of Youyouzi's likes.
Although Mo Ming's original idea was to let the little lolis cook one or two dishes each tomorrow, but thinking about the cooking skills of ordinary people in the Sakura region, you will know that these cannot be used as the main course, but can only be regarded as side dishes.
So the chef is still the young master, and the best assistant is definitely the refrigerator at home.
However, after this banquet, a copy may have to be made for the refrigerator at home and put into the faith exchange system.
Although it is acceptable to provide the lolis for free like ordinary food, Mo Ming hopes that the lolis can grow up to be beautiful girls with correct values, rather than vicious female supporting roles.
Fortunately, the lolis who had suffered did not grow up badly, but became the lolis with correct values that Mo Ming hoped for.
"(???) Ming-chan!" Youyouzi looked at Mo Ming with anticipation.
"Huh?" Mo Ming looked at Youyouzi in confusion, wondering what tricks she was going to do next.
"Can the task of delivering the letter be given to Youmu?" Youyouko (???)
“(﹁“﹁)Youmeng?” Mo Ming didn’t mean to look down on Youmeng, it’s just that Youmeng was too honest, and Mo Ming was a little afraid of tiring her out.
"Yeah!" Youyouzi nodded happily, "Don't look at Yomen's small size, Yomen is actually very capable!"
"In fact, I think Wenwen may be more qualified for this job!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"It's okay~" Youyouzi patted her chest to assure, "Yo Meng's speed is almost as fast as the paparazzi!"
"I doubt it!"
"What do you suspect, Ming-chan?"
"I doubt what you just said, Youyouzi!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭ "Although Yomu's speed is indeed good, the [fastest on the ground] is at least a little bit slower than the [fastest in Gensokyo]!"
"Hmm...that seems to be true!" Youyouzi nodded in agreement.
"Besides, Youmu is not like Wenwen who has information about the activities of everyone in Gensokyo. It would be a waste of time to find someone!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"That's right!" Youyouzi nodded again.
Although Murasaki is the number one peeping Tom in Gensokyo, if she is asked to guess the activities of everyone in Gensokyo, even if she uses Yuka, there is a 50% chance that she will be wrong!
But if Wenwen were asked to guess, she would be able to guess 99 percent of the time even when the mutation was in progress!
Otherwise, how could we arrive at the crime scene as soon as possible?
This is the importance of intelligence!
"So, Youyouzi, Yomeng will just be responsible for serving you the food!" Mo Ming o( ̄▽ ̄)d
"Yomen~ You are being disliked~~" Youmeng said, "But don't be discouraged, I am still here!"
"(.o_o)..." Youmeng was a little speechless and didn't know what to say for a moment.
Although Youyuko said that Mo Ming disliked her, Youmu did not feel any malice from Mo Ming, so Youmu thought that the so-called dislike might be a deliberate attack from Youyuko in order to make her grow!
"Youyouzi, you and Yomeng go ahead and do your work. I have something to do!" Mo Ming o( ̄▽ ̄)d
"Do you need my help?" Youyouzi was full of anticipation and eager to try.
“(﹁“﹁)No need…” Mo Ming thought for a moment and finally rejected Youyouzi’s offer to help because he read a bad taste in Youyouzi’s eyes.
"Really don't need it?"
"No need really!"
"disappointment……"
Chapter 469: Haruhi (???): Bastard, you just bully me!
"What...what do you want to do?" Haruhi, who was cornered by Mo Ming, hugged her shoulders and trembled.
Because she knew that running away was shameful, Kasuga acted particularly weak at this moment, as if she was possessed by Mikuru!
"What do you think?" Mo Ming wanted to show the evil and crazy smile of the Crooked-Mouth Dragon King, but ended up almost getting a facial cramp.
Sure enough, a decent person like him could never learn the unique skills of the Crooked-Mouth Dragon King!
"I think you want to hug Risa-chan and kiss her!" Although she knew that Mo Ming would not obey her, Kasuga still wanted to take a gamble!
What if?
Right! People should have ideals!
As for shifting the blame to someone else, will it bring disaster to Risa-chan?
Please! I would rather die than let my friend die!!
"I do want to kiss you!" Mo Ming nodded and admitted that Haruhi's guess was correct, and further compressed Haruhi's space for escape.
"Then hurry up! Look at Risa-chan, she's the type that gives birth easily, and she has a slim waist, that's simply the best for playing the kissing game!" Kasuga urged decisively, even using gestures to make up for the thinness of the language description.
According to Haruhi's exaggerated gestures, it was a perfect pear shape! Just imagining it was full of inexplicable temptation! If you really get your hands on it, you will be so happy that you won't want to leave!
"Haruhi-chan, I'm afraid you've forgotten!" Mo Ming smiled disdainfully.
"Oh! You actually called me Kasuga-chan, not even my wife!" Although she shuddered instinctively when she heard the name "Kasuga-chan", Kasuga still seized the opportunity to launch a counterattack. As long as she was unreasonable enough, she might have a chance to turn the tables!
With more experience in fighting with Mo Ming, Haruhi also learned a lot from Mo Ming!
For example: Don’t enter the opponent’s rhythm!
"So?" Mo Ming stepped forward, put one arm around Haruhi's waist, lifted her chin with the other hand, stared into her eyes, and asked with a smile: "So? Haruhi-chan, what are you going to do?"
"We're getting ready to eat. Can we stay until the evening to continue?" Haruhi (o?▽?)o "Don't worry, I won't run away this time!"
"Okay, let's leave it until tonight to settle." Although Mo Ming knew that Haruhi was trying to delay time, he still chose to give her a chance.
Because if Haruhi wants to stall for time, she'll have to sacrifice something!
In this way, wouldn’t it be fun?
"So shall we go eat first?" Haruhi was no longer panicked after getting the activity time!
Although Mo Ming has little moral integrity, Chunri knows that it is all relative. Mo Ming, who has no moral integrity towards outsiders, is still very trustworthy towards them.
At least, he will do what he just promised!
"(???)No!" Mo Ming gave an evil smile and shook his head to reject Haruhi's suggestion.
"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノDo you want to go back on your word?" Kasuga was so frightened by Mo Ming's LSP smile that she almost jumped out from above his head.
"Honey, we'll settle our accounts before we go to bed, but because of your previous behavior, I'm a little angry now! Generally speaking, for the sake of everyone's safety, we have to vent our anger at this time! So... honey, you understand!"
"Gu!" Haruhi swallowed hard.
Yes! She really understands! How could she not understand the movie we just watched last night?
"(???)?" Mo Ming watched Haruhi's performance with great anticipation.
"Honey, I have canines and they will hurt you!" Haruhi bared her teeth, but her neatly arranged teeth betrayed her.
“(* ̄︶ ̄)It’s okay, I’m a Kryptonian, a super Kryptonian, with max physical defense!” Mo Ming showed a proud smile, “A mere tiger fang can’t hurt me at all!”
"Ah! Yes! It's because you're a Kryptonian and you might break my teeth! Darling, you don't want me to get your face covered in blood, do you?" Haruhi spoke more and more fluently, even using Sakura's classic lines.
"I don't want to!" Mo Ming shook his head.
"That's what I told you~" Haruhi smiled victoriously.
"But how could a kiss break a tooth?" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"(OдO;)..." Haruhi was petrified instantly.
"Wife, you are already a grown-up, you should have some common sense!" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)
"ヽ(#`Д?)ノDidn't we agree to settle things before bed?" Haruhi protested loudly.
“That’s right!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“We’ll settle it before going to bed!”
"Then why did you kiss me?" Kasugaヽ(●-`Д?-)ノ "Do you want to regret it?"
"Honey, it's wrong for you to say that!"
"Why is it wrong!?"
“╮(╯▽╰)╭ Settlement is settlement, and satisfying a craving is satisfying a craving, the two cannot be confused!” Mo Ming spread his hands comically, fully interpreting what a rogue is!
"(OдO;) Ah... No!" Haruhi shook her head fiercely, and then instantly thought of a reason to refuse. She immediately said to Mo Ming with a guilty look on her face: "I'm sorry~ dear~~ I've been feeling a little irritated recently and have bad breath..."
"It's okay. I'm also suffering from irritation." Mo Ming (???)? "Since I already have bad breath, there's no problem at all!"
"(.o_o)..." Haruhi was silent for a moment.
Isn't this just like the joke in hell where the idiot says he has an aphrodisiac before being raped, and the other person replies, "It's okay, me too"?
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