The anime starts with opening the Kryptonian cheat

"∑(O_O；)Uh..." Mamiya Akari wanted to refute, but found that this seemed to be the fact!

"No way? Akari-chan is even more useless than Dai Wei?" Kasuga looked at Mamiya Akari in shock.

This was truly an accident she had never expected!

"That's not true! I'm also very strong!" After being looked down upon by her idol, Mamiya Akari instantly turned things around and struggled hard.

Mamiya Akari is a yuri fan who likes handsome girls.

Among the people I know so far, the most handsome one is Haruhi Suzumiya, and the second most handsome one is Risa Shiromine.

Also, because Risa is often bullied by Mo Ming and has no power to fight back, Mamiya Akari's current idol is Kasuga. Unless something unexpected happens, she may not be a fan of Xieli Xie anymore.

"But you might starve to death on the way when you go on a mission!" Mo Ming said to Mamiya Mingli in a mean way, "Damn Mingli, you can't bring a lunch box when you go on a mission!"

"This..." Mamiya Akari's pupils trembled violently.

Because she found that what Mo Ming said seemed to be true! If she was allowed to go on a mission alone, she might really die on the way!

"Yeah! You also think you will starve to death on the road!" Mo Ming gave a malicious smile.

"No way! Nonoka will help me arrange everything! I..." After just two sentences of protest, Mamiya Akari hid in Nonoka's arms to seek comfort.

Because the more they argued, the more they felt that Mo Ming was right. Before Mamiya Akari could even finish her words, her defense was already broken!

"Okay, Kasuga wife, let's quickly deal with the crisis of the Mamiya family."

Seeing that Mamiya Akari had broken down and was hiding in her sister's arms like an ostrich, Mo Ming shrugged helplessly and continued to urge Kasuga to hand over Oleander's phone number.

"I won't give you the phone number. I'll call her myself." Haruhi frowned at Mo Ming in dissatisfaction. "If I give you this LSP, I'm worried that Oleander will change its name and I won't be able to afford it."

"You said it as if I can't catch her if she doesn't give it to me." Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Isn't it enough for me to warn her that I'm protecting the Mamiya sisters?" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming in dissatisfaction. "Anyway, they haven't made enemies yet. Isn't it better to resolve the feud than to create it, as your family says?"

"First of all, let me make it clear that we don't believe in reconciling grievances rather than making them!" Mo Ming (￣へ￣) "We believe in repaying kindness with kindness and repaying grievances with justice."

"(﹁“﹁)Nonsense, I just watched a Hong Kong movie last night!" Haruhi retorted to Mo Ming while paying attention to the dialing interface of her mobile phone.

At this moment, she suddenly understood why Mo Ming took out his discarded mobile phone and used it again.

"You know, Hong Kong movies can't represent Rabbit's mental state." Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Σ(?д?lll) Hong Kong movies are not good?" Kasuga was a little surprised.

"No way!" Mo Ming (;￢＿￢) "It's already 4202, and they are still so heroic. How can they represent the mental state of the rabbit?"

"In that case, should I still watch Hong Kong movies?" Haruhi asked curiously, "If not Hong Kong movies, what should I watch?"

“I don’t know either!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“I haven’t watched it for many years myself.”

"Can I watch the TV series?" Haruhi asked tentatively.

“No way.” Mo Ming shook his head. “It’s all hormones. It ruins my worldview.”

Until now, Mo Ming still can't forget the famous scene from "Hello, You're Hot".

"Where's the movie?"

"almost."

"Thank you for your hard work!" Haruhi (?_?)

"Same here~" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

"ε=(?ο｀*)))Ah..." They both sighed.

Anyway, when it comes to entertainment activities, they are really lame. Reading novels is like panning for gold in shit, watching short videos is all about brain damage, watching TV dramas is all about love-brainedness, and even movies are the same. There is really no hope for entertainment in this world!

If it weren't for the fact that Haruhi and Mo Ming each had their own passions, they might have to start over in this world.

"Dududu-"

The sudden sound of blindness broke the heaviness of the surroundings.

“(???)?Hehe~~” Mo Ming smiled happily.

"(ー`?ー)Tsk!" Haruhi frowned - in her entire life, no one had ever dared to not answer her calls!

"Haruhi wife, let me do it!" Mo Ming smiled particularly happily.

"(ー`?ー)" Haruhi frowned and looked at Mo Ming who was laughing more and more wildly. She suspected that it was Mo Ming's doing!

Chapter 408 Oleander o(╥﹏╥)o: Can I change my clothes?

"Wait! Honey, what's with that suspicious look in your eyes? Are you suspecting that I did something wrong?"

"(▼⊿▼) If it wasn't you, could it have been Oleander?" Haruhi looked disdainful, "How dare that idiot Oleander not answer my call?"

"Wife, do you often bully Oleander?" Mo Ming asked curiously.

Because Haruhi looks so confident, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't sound like she's just talking nonsense!

This is not nonsense, it is naturally based on facts!

In other words, you must eat oleander in spring!

Although in many ways Haruhi has definitely taken over Oleander, normally she shouldn't have this awareness!

"I'm a melee berserker, and it's just a piece of cake for me to beat up a little auxiliary who poisons people. If I had just beaten her up a few more times when she was young, she would have naturally been obedient!" Chunri rolled her eyes with disdain at Mo Ming, who only allowed the officials to set fires but not the common people to light lamps.

Please! Who was that person just now yelling that Oleander was a bad guy and that he should be taken home and made untouchable? Was it me, Haruhi Suzumiya?

——by the surging spring day of the complaining soul

"This is in line with the style of your people..." Mo Ming didn't know what to say for a moment.

After all, they are guys who don't have much of a life. It's normal for them to choose to join when they can't beat them!

"You seem to be making a big sarcasm, but it also seems to be the truth..." Haruhi (;￢＿￢) "I..."

"Bilibili! Bilibili!!!"

"Wife, the phone is ringing!" Because Haruhi's cell phone ringtone was so strange, Mo Ming decisively reminded her to answer the phone first, to avoid the next time they met Misaka Mikoto, Misaka Mikoto would be pressed to the ground and rubbed by Haruhi.

"(*￣︶￣)Hehe! Isn't Oleander calling back now?" Haruhi smiled smugly at Mo Ming and immediately answered the phone.

“╮(╯▽╰)╭” Mo Ming shrugged indifferently.

"Moss Moss, this is Haruhi Suzumiya!" Haruhi (*￣︶￣)

"This is Oleander. I'm sorry, I was taking a shower just now and didn't have time to answer the phone." Oleander on the other end of the phone gently explained the reason why she didn't answer the phone in time, and then gently asked: "Haruhi-chan, what's the matter with calling me at this time?"

"It's okay! I forgive you!" Haruhi generously forgave Oleander for not answering the phone in time, which made her lose face. Then she smiled and asked, "Have you finished your shower now?"

"Yeah! I'm done washing!" Although it wasn't a video call, Oleander still nodded gently on the other end of the phone.

"OK! Wait a minute, I'll ask the pervert to pick you up!"

"Wait!" Oleander, feeling as if she heard something extraordinary, quickly shouted to stop!

So, when you hear the word pervert, it sounds like something is wrong!

"Uh..." Haruhi looked up at where Mo Ming had just stood.

Well, very good! Very powerful!!

There is no one in sight anymore!

"What's wrong?" Oleander asked anxiously.

Because of Haruhi's silence, Oleander's hair stood up instantly, and her sixth sense told her that something scary was standing behind her.

"Maybe Haruhi wants to tell you that I'm here to find you." Mo Ming smiled and helped Oleander hold the bath towel from behind.

“Σ(☉▽☉“a”Oleander felt like she was being imprisoned by some great terror from behind and was completely stunned!

She tried to turn around, but her body couldn't move. She tried to look back, and her neck could move, but it turned extremely slowly, as if the bearings were rusted.

"Oleander, although you are a bad guy, with tattoos, hair perms, and smoking, I didn't expect that you actually smell so good!" Mo Ming lowered his head and took a sip of Oleander's head. Unexpectedly, Oleander was unexpectedly fragrant and soft.

"Lord Mo Ming..." Oleander almost fell to the ground after being sucked by Mo Ming - she was so frightened that she felt her soul was about to be sucked away!

As a cadre of Yiyou, Oleander naturally knew Mo Ming's information. After all, the more people are trapped in darkness, the more they understand the horror of Mo Ming - after all, in the eyes of most powerful people, bad guys have no human rights to speak of.

Therefore, for her own safety, Oleander had already memorized Mo Ming's voice and appearance!

What I was afraid of was that I would accidentally bump into Mo Ming!

The reason why she dealt with the two sisters Mamiya Akari in advance was because they had appeared at Mo Ming's banquet before.

Although she didn't know how the Mamiya sisters were related to Mo Ming, Oleander knew that her chances were slim!

Because once they become completely familiar with Mo Ming, she will have no chance at all, so she would take the risk during the last window of opportunity.

However, Oleander didn’t expect that Mo Ming would come to her so soon!

"Are you nervous?" Mo Ming asked with a smile.

"Yes... yes!" Oleander trembled.

A guilty conscience makes you feel nervous.

"Although I know the reason, I still want to hear your own explanation." Mo Ming (*￣︶￣)

"I'm sorry! I was wrong!" Oleander wanted to get down from her seat and kneel down to admit her mistake, but unfortunately Mo Ming held her shoulders down from behind and she couldn't move at all.

"Oh~ you know you're wrong?" Mo Ming (￣へ￣)

"Yes! I know I was wrong!" Oleander o(╥﹏╥)o

"But, I don't think you know you're wrong, but you're just scared!" Mo Ming (▼⊿▼)

"I'm sorry! I really know I was wrong!" Oleander o(╥﹏╥)o

“╮(╯▽╰)╭Okay, just assume that you really know you are wrong!” Mo Ming released his hands that were suppressing Oleander.

"Lord Mo Ming, have you forgiven me?" Feeling Mo Ming loosen his hand, Oleander quickly turned around and looked at Mo Ming with tearful eyes, full of pleading.

"If apologies are useful, why do we need the police?" Mo Ming (▼⊿▼)

“(OдO;)…” Oleander was speechless, because what Mo Ming said was so true!

"If apologies were useful, would her mother still have to go to jail?" Mo Ming (▼⊿▼) "If apologies were useful, wouldn't it be enough for her to bow a few more times?"

"..." Oleander (.o_o)

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense. You are arrested anyway!" Mo Ming reached out and pressed Oleander's shoulder again.

"Lord Mo Ming, o(╥﹏╥)o Can I hire a lawyer?" Oleander started crying again, looking extremely aggrieved!

“(▼⊿▼)What do you think?” Mo Ming gave an extremely sarcastic smile.

Do you really think he is a good person?

Impossible! He was just looking for an excuse to catch Oleander!

“o(╥﹏╥)o Hi…” Oleander realized Mo Ming’s intention and instantly resigned herself to her fate.

"Okay, let's go!" Seeing that Oleander gave up resisting, Mo Ming let go and opened the portal, ready to take her back to report to Kato Megumi.

"Lord Mo Ming..." Oleander looked at Mo Ming pitifully, as if she wanted to move but couldn't, looking very conflicted.

"What's wrong again?" Mo Ming (O_o)??

"Can I change my clothes?" Oleander asked pitifully.

At this moment, she was wrapped in a bath towel, and only a bath towel!

Chapter 409: Haruhi (﹁“﹁): You didn’t touch her, did you?

"Sure!" Mo Ming gave Oleander an affirmative smile.

"(.o_o)..." Oleander stared at Mo Ming speechlessly. She was waiting for Mo Ming to turn around. She didn't dare to run away, but she also didn't dare to change clothes in front of Mo Ming.

As everyone knows, Mo Ming is a harem king. If he is a harem king, he must be a lecher!

Don’t be fooled by the fact that when Oleander flirted with Mamiya Akari in the original novel, she was passionate and bold. In fact, that was all an illusion...

Well, it's not an illusion!

In fact, if it was a man who broke in, Oleander would have sent him to hell long ago!

That is to say, the one who attacked was Mamiya Akari, a mascot who makes a living by being cute, which is why Oleander acted so calmly.