The anime starts with opening the Kryptonian cheat

"Idiot! Isn't this still a pervert?!" Small Haruhi Suzumiya felt that she was in real danger this time!

"I'm a warrior of love and cuteness, not a copper sorcerer! The professions are different!" Mo Ming corrected seriously.

"Villains never say they are villains!" Alt-Haruhi Suzumiya retorted, "After all, villains don't have the word 'villain' carved on their foreheads!"

"Hmm~~what you said makes sense." Mo Ming lowered his head and thought for a while, and miraculously discovered a blind spot - he was a newcomer and had no evidence to prove that he was a good person.

"Isn't that right?" Little Haruhi Suzumiya raised her little head proudly.

"But, Haruhi-chan..." Seeing the arrogant look of the smaller Haruhi Suzumiya, Mo Ming's face suddenly turned dark.

Can you imagine how terrifying and intimidating Dachao’s stern face is?

Small-sized Haruhi Suzumiya was lucky enough to feel it!

"Nah... Nani!?" The intimidated little Haruhi Suzumiya began to stutter.

At this moment, the little Suzumiya Haruhi suddenly regretted that she had been so talkative and exposed him. Wasn't it better to pretend to be stupid and innocent? She had watched the TV series in vain!

"Haruhi-chan!" Mo Ming blocked the small Haruhi Suzumiya against the guardrail and called out in a low voice.

"Hi, hi!" The slightly frightened smaller version of Haruhi Suzumiya answered immediately.

"Haruhi-chan! I want to tell you something today!" Mo Ming said seriously.

"You're not going to say you're my dad, are you?" The small account of Haruhi Suzumiya jumped to an unknown channel.

Well, the small version of Haruhi Suzumiya didn't notice it because she was far away, but now she is overshadowed by Mo Ming's 1.99-meter height. Looking at his super tough Kryptonian appearance, and comparing it with the style of the small version of Haruhi Suzumiya, it is easy to get the feeling that this is an uncle as old as Superman.

"..." Mo Ming was confused by the words of the small account of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Generally speaking, don't little girls think they are going to confess? Besides, what he wants to say is that when the strength is insufficient, it is risky to expose the bad guys in person! I don't want to say such a weird thing!

"It can't be true?" Seeing Mo Ming silent, the small account of Haruhi Suzumiya turned pale.

The question is, if Mo Ming is her papa, then who is Mr. Suzumiya?

"You know this is impossible just by thinking about it, right? What on earth makes you come up with such an idea?" Mo Ming's powerful pressure from the Super Krypton Warrior was instantly deflated.

"That's true!" The small Haruhi Suzumiya smiled awkwardly, "You don't want to confess to me, do you?"

"A little bit, but not now." Mo Ming did not deny his affection for the smaller Haruhi Suzumiya.

"..." This time it was the turn of the small Haruhi Suzumiya to be silent.

It was really Garen who used Whisper, silencing and breaking the defense!

Although I have long felt that it was a bit strange that Mo Ming was too extroverted, but it is not the way for an old cow to eat young grass!

"Ahem, let's not talk about this topic anymore." Mo Ming quickly braked, otherwise it would have exploded.

"(ˉ▽￣～) Tsk~~!" Contempt from the small version of Haruhi Suzumiya.

If she couldn't win, she would have wanted to smash someone's head right away! He actually threatened her with a gloomy face!

"By the way, Haruhi-chan, it's so late, why are you coming to school instead of staying home and watching TV series?" Mo Ming changed the subject.

"Why should I tell you?" The small version of Haruhi Suzumiya looked unhappy. After all, Mo Ming had just pretended to be a bad guy to scare her.

"You don't want me to tell Mrs. Suzumiya about this, right?" Mo Ming said with a smirk on his face.

"..." Upon hearing this, the small Haruhi Suzumiya fell silent again.

The director is a person who can't chat at all! ——by Xiaohao Suzumiya Haruhi

"So, would you like to consider telling me, maybe I can help you~" Mo Ming smiled comfortably, and at this moment his smile came from the heart.

"Will you really help me?" The small account of Haruhi Suzumiya still had some doubts about Mo Ming's character. After all, this man was too bad and he just scared her. Maybe he would run away halfway through helping her. Wouldn't all her work be in vain?

"I swear!" Mo Ming swore on his moral integrity.

"Okay, I'll trust you this time!" Although the small version of Haruhi Suzumiya was a little troubled by Mo Ming's familiarity and his inexplicably high favorability, she still chose to ask Mo Ming for help.

"Follow me! This way!" The small Haruhi Suzumiya waved her hand excitedly, asking Mo Ming to follow her.

Mo Ming was very excited after successfully joining the team of small Haruhi Suzumiya, because he still remembered the scene of small Haruhi Suzumiya running through the school late at night. It vaguely seemed to be the awakening ceremony of small Haruhi Suzumiya. Although this awakening ceremony had no reference value to him, and it didn't even have any reference significance, it was his beautiful memory!

Just as Mo Ming remembered, little Haruhi Suzumiya took him straight to the grove next to the playground and took out the marker, lime, and a cart from behind the bushes.

"This is what I hid during the day!" Although Mo Ming didn't ask, the small account of Haruhi Suzumiya still explained it to him.

"You really dare to do it!" Mo Ming cooperated very well.

As a time traveler, Mo Ming of course knew that this was the small version of Haruhi Suzumiya hidden during the day. After all, this was the origin of everything.

"That's because it works! Just stop worrying about it, you pervert!" The little Haruhi Suzumiya waved her hands in dissatisfaction.

The small Haruhi Suzumiya at this moment is not the domineering and arrogant Haruhi Suzumiya in the future. She will still blush when she feels guilty.

"Yeah!" Looking at the small version of Haruhi Suzumiya jumping up and down, Mo Ming showed an understanding expression to express his approval.

"Hurry up and work!" Mo Ming was obviously cooperating, but the small Haruhi Suzumiya always felt that he was criticizing her in his heart, which made her even angrier, so she had to wave her fist to make him work.

Afterwards, just like what Mo Ming had seen in the animation, the small version of Haruhi Suzumiya stood tall and directed her to run.

During this period, the small account Haruhi Suzumiya discovered that Mo Ming was extremely strong in both physical strength and five senses. She became very excited and almost jumped up and down to urge Mo Ming to work.

As a result, the pattern drawn by Mo Ming was several times larger than Haruhi had originally planned.

However, the horror of the cheater is simply beyond the imagination of a little girl like Haruhi Suzumiya who has no experience in anything.

Even though the small Haruhi Suzumiya was urging him hard, Mo Ming remained calm and composed.

Soon, the pattern provided by the trumpeter Haruhi Suzumiya was completed.

As Mo Ming finished drawing the last trace under the command of the small Suzumiya Haruhi, information exploded and the whole world seemed to come alive in an instant.

The feeling of Mo Ming who was cheating was particularly obvious. To sum it up in one sentence, the wind was rising, and at this moment the world really existed!

With the help of the other four unactivated mysterious objects, Mo Ming clearly saw countless information bursting out to the entire world with the small-scale Haruhi Suzumiya as the center. The world as silent as dead water seemed to be activated and instantly filled with vitality.

That should be the identification code of the world, the certificate used to claim power.

Mo Ming guessed so.

wrong!

To be more precise, this symbol is like Gaia's power-on rune, a starting gun that drives the development of major world events!

The act of the small Haruhi Suzumiya commanding Mo Ming to write this symbol is just like the demons in the magical world related to Academy City. As long as one goes through the mythological process at the right time node, one can reach the top demon and gain world authority.

“So this is the secret ritual of awakening!” Mo Ming sighed in his heart, “This pattern should be one of the world’s authority codes. I just wonder which one is higher, this authority or the authority of the demon gods?”

"It's finally done! Kasuga-chan, what's the meaning of your graffiti?" Mo Ming asked this question even though he already knew the answer.

"This is a rune for aliens to see, telling them the meaning of 'I am here'." The small Suzumiya Haruhi standing nearby looked at 'her' masterpiece with pride, and at the same time, she severely despised Mo Ming, an illiterate man, for not being able to understand such a simple rune.

"So that's how it is. Kasuga-chan, you're really amazing! You can actually come up with such a brilliant thing." Mo Ming praised with a smile.

"That's for sure!" The little Haruhi Suzumiya proudly put her hands on her hips, almost laughing up to the sky!

"Great, great!" Mo Ming continued to compliment.

"That's a must!" The small-sized Haruhi Suzumiya is extremely beautiful.

"So, Haruhi-chan, should we end this?" Mo Ming asked. As expected, he couldn't go back to the past, back to the time when he could chat with the little cutie all day without getting tired.

"…" It's over, what's over? The small Haruhi Suzumiya looked confused.

"It's over, it's time for us to go home!" Mo Ming said seriously, "Or should I say I'll take you home."

Chapter 2: It's Not Chuunibyou

"Go home? Go home to what?" The small Haruhi Suzumiya still didn't react.

"He must be going back to your house. Could it be going back to my house?" Mo Ming said contemptuously.

"Go back to my house? Do you want to do something bad?" Little Haruhi Suzumiya remembered a sentence that the villains in TV dramas often said: I know where your house is!

"By the way, Haruhi-chan, why do you think I'm a bad guy? I just saved you and helped you a lot!" Mo Ming knew that he still couldn't understand why Haruhi thought he was a bad guy.

"I wonder who was scaring me just now?" The small Haruhi Suzumiya said that she is not a goldfish and she has a good memory.

“I just want you to remember it.” Mo Ming was also helpless, “Otherwise, if you always run out at night and something unexpected happens, no one will know!”

"..." Before meeting Mo Ming, the little Suzumiya Haruhi had never thought about this, because she was born and raised here. In her daily life, as long as she yelled, five, six, seven or eight neighbors would come to help. How could she possibly consider these things? There was no need at all!

"So you're not a bad guy?" The small Haruhi Suzumiya still had a skeptical attitude. Although Mo Ming saved her and helped her fulfill her wish on Tanabata, she couldn't believe you just because you said you were a good person! They were obviously strangers and were not familiar with each other at all. Even if Mo Ming had a good impression of her, she would still doubt Mo Ming!

After all, it’s all because Mo Ming likes her too much!

Although the secondary account of Haruhi Suzumiya believes that she will definitely be a great beauty no matter now or in the future, even if she is a face control, it is impossible for her to have such a high favorability from the beginning!

Even though Little Haruhi Suzumiya hasn't read many books, she knows that there is no such thing as love at first sight in this world!

It is precisely because Mo Ming has such a high degree of affection for her that the small version of Haruhi Suzumiya has been unable to let go of the grudge in her heart.

The initial favorable impression is extremely high, either because the person is someone they knew before, or is an elder, or is just pretending!

First of all, the younger version of Haruhi Suzumiya doesn’t have any childhood sweetheart who moves with her, so the first option is ruled out.

Secondly, after a period of observation, it seems that Mo Ming's good impression of her is not fake. After all, facing a little cutie like her alone, there is no need to pretend. He can just grab her and she will be fine.

This leaves only the elders as the only concern.

But the younger Haruhi Suzumiya couldn't remember any of her cousins ​​who looked like Mo Ming.

There are no peers, only elders.

Similarly, the younger version of Haruhi Suzumiya also doesn't remember having an elder like Mo Ming.

Then the question is, who has both no memories and a very high initial impression. After thinking about it, the little Suzumiya Haruhi can only think of one possibility - Mrs. Suzumiya's ex-husband!

Otherwise, why would she suspect that Mo Ming was her Duosang?

Mo Ming half-knelt on the ground, with a wicked smile on his face, he stretched out his hand and pulled the cheek of the smaller Haruhi Suzumiya, and admired the beautiful scenery that only he could appreciate. After all, the grown-up Haruhi Suzumiya would not allow anyone to pull her face.

After a while, Mo Ming straightened his face, looked firmly into the eyes of the small Haruhi Suzumiya, and said to her seriously: "Let me state again: I am a warrior of love and cuteness! A true warrior of love and cuteness! I am just a warrior of love and justice who likes all the pure and beautiful things in the world! I am a guardian and a patron saint. I can be the origin of all things and the end of the world! But I am not a filthy evil demon!"

"..."Haruhi was silent.

"Chuunibyou?" The small Haruhi Suzumiya was silent for a long time and finally came to this conclusion.

Thanks to the development of the Internet, when the alias Haruhi Suzumiya discovered her idea, she still wanted to find like-minded people on the Internet.

But the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment. The secondary account of Haruhi Suzumiya discovered through the Internet that most of the guys who seemed to be able to talk to her were actually not people who had the same deep understanding of the world as her.

Most of those people are those who establish their own persona based on their own childish cognition, such as the false cognition from special effects films and cartoons. In the cognition of mature people, these people are generally called "Chuunibyou".

And Kasuga finally saw the relevant research conclusions: Most cases showed that even if these patients were not treated, they would generally recover on their own by the time they entered high school.

"It's not Chuunibyou!" Mo Ming was full of black lines on his face. He is so handsome, does he look like he has Chuunibyou?

"Cold knowledge: Generally speaking, people with chuunibyou won't realize that their seemingly rigorous settings contain conflicts and duplications. The reason for this is mostly because they want to load all the settings they think are cool onto themselves, but they don't notice that many of the seemingly cool settings are actually conflicting in practical terms. For example, a brave man who saves the world cannot also exist as a demon king who destroys the world." The small Haruhi Suzumiya has a very strong memory. Even though she has only read it once, she can still remember these cold knowledge that were written by someone unknown.

“Yeah!” Mo Ming nodded in agreement. “Although most saviors eventually become demon kings, they are actually just different manifestations of people at different stages, so they can’t be both.”

"There are repetitions and conflicts in your settings. The guardian and the guardian god are the same existence. And the origin and the end cannot exist at the same time." The small Haruhi Suzumiya pointed out coldly the common problem of the second-year syndrome in Mo Ming's settings.

"That's right!" Mo Ming nodded approvingly. His setting of guardian is his identity, and guardian god is his profession. The reason why he can be both the origin and the end is that he holds the power to restart the universe - after the power is up to standard, whether the world will restart or be annihilated depends on his thought.

"And I've never seen a setting where the world-destroying demon king is a warrior of love and cuteness!" The small account of Haruhi Suzumiya felt that the identity that Mo Ming set for himself was simply terrible. Compared with his fighting power, he was simply a model of strong limbs and simple mind!

"Yes, how come it's gone? Kasuga-chan, you're just surprised by what you see." Mo Ming shook his head in denial.

"It's impossible!" Small Haruhi Suzumiya firmly believed that there could not be such an unreliable demon king in the world.

"Yes." Mo Ming gently rubbed the head of the small Suzumiya Haruhi and whispered, "If the world is too cruel to the little cuties, I will send it into the abyss with my own hands."

"..." Small Haruhi Suzumiya was speechless. She had forgotten that the perverted chuunibyou in front of her had slightly higher martial arts skills. According to the setting in the novel, there was still a certain probability that he would push the human world into the abyss. For example... She couldn't think of it, but there should be such a method.

Seeing that the little Suzumiya Haruhi was depressed because of her shallow knowledge and inability to refute, Mo Ming decisively used a pat on the head to kill, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll take you home. Otherwise, you really run into a pervert and you'll lose your pitiful dozens of pounds here."

"Humph! Aren't you the biggest pervert, you bastard?" The small account Haruhi Suzumiya looked down on Mo Ming unconvinced, "You actually sent QQ messages to a cute guy who just graduated from elementary school!"

"Yes, yes, I am the big bad wolf, and I will eat you soon," Mo Ming still responded to the accusations of the smaller version of Haruhi Suzumiya with a smile.

"(ˉ▽￣～)Tsk~~" The small Haruhi Suzumiya looked down on him. Now she was relieved, she had completely seen through Mo Ming's true nature - Mo Ming was just a fool with a smooth talk.

"Come on! Haruhi-chan, show the way! Let's go back and ask Mrs. Suzumiya!" Mo Ming grabbed the little Haruhi Suzumiya, carried her on his shoulders and ran towards the school gate.

"Wow! Idiot! What are you doing? Put me down, put me down!" The frightened little Haruhi Suzumiya instinctively reached out and hugged Mo Ming's head, fearing that he would fall down.

This is much taller than the school gate!

"Impossible, just give up!" Mo Ming laughed and rejected the request of the smaller version of Haruhi Suzumiya.