"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!" Seeing that threatening to complain had no effect, Erina snorted coldly, turned around and pulled her secretary towards the kitchen. She decided that she didn't need to wait until the next time she saw Kaede and Risa, she would make a video call to complain tonight!

Chapter 378: Haruhi: I feel like I've become particularly good at eating recently

"Haruhi wife, little bee, the snacks will take another half an hour to be ready, eat something else first!"

Erina seemed reluctant at first, but once she entered the kitchen, she became like a different person and instantly became enthusiastic. Mo Ming knew that it was a sure thing.

After making sure that he couldn't help much, Mo Ming decisively took a few carts of snacks to fill Haruhi and the others' stomachs.

"I'm here to enjoy afternoon tea!" Chunri was very dissatisfied with Mo Ming's perfunctory response, but in fact she didn't stop talking at all.

Even though I just snatched Shokuhou's puff, she digested it so quickly.

"I feel like I've become a huge eater lately, almost half as good as You-chan. What's going on?" Haruhi looked at Mo Ming curiously.

"Haruhi-chan, are you just being greedy?" Shokuhou chuckled with her hands covering her mouth.

Because she had to go to school in Academy City and because of factional issues, Shokuhou had to eat at the Academy Garden and couldn't go home to eat every day like everyone else, but she still knew the quality of the food at home.

In Shokuhou's words - It's a good thing that I eat pig food in the school garden every day, otherwise I would have become a tank that can be entered by pressing F!

"I don't think I was greedy, I just ate until I was full!" Haruhi╮(╯▽╰)╭"By the time I came to my senses, I had already eaten all the food for the entire day!"

"Is it really that scary?" Shokuhou Σ(っ°Д°;)っ "Honey, what's going on?"

“It’s okay, it’s just that you need nutrition to grow.” Mo Ming╮(╯_╰)╭“I can only say that you usually eat too little!”

"Very little?" Haruhi (O_o)??

"A little bee gets fat after eating just one puff. Do you think this is a sign of moral degradation or a distortion of human nature?" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏"That little amount was digested by my stomach before my tongue could even react!"

"Honey! I'm angry!" Shokuhou puffed up her little face and used her legendary magic skill [Punch your chest with my little fist] against Mo Ming.

"It's okay! Little bees are cute only when they are chubby!" Mo Ming o( ̄▽ ̄)d "White silk and chubby things are simply heaven!"

"I agree!" Haruhi agreed with Mo Ming's words, "Just like Rikka's deadly legs, they are much stronger than the chopstick spirit!"

“Hmm~~” Shokuhou (○` 3′○) “That sounds nice, but when I really grow up to be like Qiao Biluo, you two will definitely be the ones who despise me the most!”

“Maybe he’ll even shout and press F to get into the tank!” Runzi, who was quickly killing the snacks, added another blow.

"Did you hear that? Even Junko doesn't believe in your character!" Shokuhou proudly put her hands on her hips and accused Mo Ming and Haruhi.

As the saying goes, he who keeps company with vermilion becomes red, and he who keeps company with ink becomes black!

The guy who can play with Mo Ming, who has a very flexible moral bottom line and no moral integrity, must be of the same character!

Therefore, Shokuhou predicted that the two LSPs, Kasuga and Mo Ming, would definitely ridicule her for gaining weight!

"Ahem! Runzi, I allow you to reorganize your words!" Mo Ming gave Runzi a dangerous smile.

"Junko-chan, I also allow you to reorganize your words~" Haruhi smiled very brightly. It would have been even more perfect if there wasn't black smoke that was even more exaggerated than Yuriling's!

"I didn't say anything!" Runzi surrendered decisively and tried to bury herself in a pile of snacks to reduce her presence!

If possible, Runzi wanted to slap herself twice ten seconds ago. She couldn't even shut her mouth when there was food. How stupid!

Seeing this, Mo Ming silently served Runzi a few more snacks.

"(* ̄︶ ̄)Look! Junko didn't say anything!" Haruhi gave Shokuhou a smug smile.

"(ー`?ー)..." For a moment, Shokuhou felt a little pain in her head. She even wondered if she would become the conscience of this family one day!

Maple sauce?

Can't count on it!

She is just a European and cute creature, how can we count on her?

"Pervert, I just saw you lick the secretary's penis. What did it taste like? Was it sour? Or salty?" Haruhi ignored the conflicted Shokuhou and looked at Mo Ming curiously.

"I'm curious too!" Shokuho stared at Mo Ming with her eyes wide open. Because she was curious too! She wanted to lick Dolly's as well!

"It's just a very ordinary feeling!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"It's different from Licking Tsumugi-chan!"

"Why do you specifically say it's different from Tsumugi-chan?" Haruhi asked curiously.

“(???) I’m curious too!” Shokuhou’s eyes were doubly starry.

"Because Tsumugi-chan is not only tender and juicy, but also has her own body fragrance like a bee!" Mo Ming (???)?

“o(*////▽////*)q” Shokuho shyly covered her face.

"ヽ(ー_ー)ノ" Runko listened to the gossip carefully while holding snacks, but the flashing light in her eyes showed her curiosity.

"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノBody fragrance? Isn't body fragrance the same as body odor?" Haruhi looked at Mo Ming in shock - she never knew Mo Ming was such a heavy taste person!

"ヽ(●-`Д?-)ノI don't have body odor!" Shokuhou, who was falsely accused, didn't care about being shy and jumped up to protest!

She - Shokuhou Misaki. Although her name sounds very vivid and makes people think that she has red skin and pink hair, it is undeniable that she is a beautiful girl with a sweet smell, not a girl with body odor!

"Pervert, what do you smell when Tsumugi-chan and the others smell like? Milky scent? I heard that milky scent represents a genetic attraction. Is that true?" Haruhi ignored Shokuhou's protests and looked at Mo Ming with sparkling eyes, waiting for his answer.

"Don't ignore me!" Shokuhou used her magical skill [Windmill Punch] to restrain the opponent.

"Qi-chan, you're still too young!" Facing Shokuhou's windmill punch, Haruhi calmly stretched out her hand to hold her head, and instantly perfectly defended against Shokuhou's attack.

However, Shokuhou's divine skill was indeed a restraining divine skill! She perfectly controlled Haruhi and made her unable to move!

At this time, as long as there is a helper to assist in the attack, Shokuhou can defeat Kasuga!

I just read gossip~

——by Runzi who is eating melons!

"Haruhi, Little Bee and Tsumugi-chan have real body fragrance, not body odor!" Mo Ming (?????) "Don't you smell it?"

"I thought it was perfume!" Haruhi╮(╯▽╰)╭"After all, they are all young ladies!"

"but……"

"But?"*3

"Haruhi's wife has a very tempting milky scent on her body!" Mo Ming (???)?

“(???) Milky smell!?” Shokuhou’s eyes became even more starry!

"(???)" Runko stared at Haruhi curiously, as if she was looking at some rare creature!

"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ me!? Milky smell!???" Kasuga was frightened and quickly grabbed her collar and lowered her head to take a few deep breaths.

I just laughed at Shokuhou for having body odor! Now I'm saying that I have that smell. Isn't that indirectly saying that she has body odor?

Chapter 379 Haruhi: I only smell the smell of shower gel!

The result was obvious. Haruhi did not smell the rumored milky fragrance, but only the long-lasting scent of shower gel.

"o(≧口≦)o You're lying! I only smell the scent of shower gel!" Haruhi protested fiercely, "There's no such thing as milky body odor!"

“It’s not body odor!” Mo Ming smiled and shook his head, “It’s the rumored smell of genetic attraction!”

"Nonsense! What nonsense are you talking about!" Haruhi's face turned red instantly!

Even someone as strong as her would blush at a moment like this!

"I'm not talking nonsense!" Mo Ming (????) ノ "I can smell the scent of Haruhi's wife from a distance. It's a scent that penetrates my heart and reaches my soul!"

"Although I know you have a great sense of smell, please don't talk like a pervert!" Kasuga blushed and covered her face with her hands, acting tsundere at the same time, which was very rare!

"I don't believe it!" Shokuhou jumped up instantly, hugged Haruhi tightly, buried her neck in her eyes and took a few deep breaths. Apart from the scent of the shower gel that was so faint that it was almost inaudible, she could only vaguely smell an inexplicable scent on Haruhi's body, the scent of sunshine.

"Qi-chan, why are you acting like a puppy!" Now that she's getting so close, even someone as strong as Haruhi can't get rid of Shokuhou!

"I don't accept it!" Shokuhou puffed up her face and sulked, "Why are your genes the most attractive to me, dear?"

"Are you a little brat?" Haruhi wordlessly reached out and pulled Shokuhou's puffy face. "If you want to blame everyone for this, you must blame that pervert! What does it have to do with me?"

"My dear, there is absolutely no mistake! So the one who made the mistake must be Haruhi-chan!!" Shokuhou activated [Secret Technique: Imitation], which enables her to copy the attack method of the designated target and return it back. Everyone in the Murong family would cry when they saw it!

It’s just a pity that Shokuhou is worthy of being called the strongest nanny in history by many netizens!

All her attacks are negative!

If she had used her own attacks to beat Dolly viciously back then, there might not even be any chance of Mo Ming happening!

So soon, Shokuhou started crying and seeking Mo Ming's comfort!

"Dear...┭┮﹏┭┮Wuwu...Haruhi-chan is so much!" Shokuhou felt her face was swollen from being pinched and cried in Mo Ming's arms. She looked so weak, not like a queen at all. Instead, she looked like a child who was crying to an adult to complain about her grievances.

"Qi-chan, you really are worthy of being the legendary weakling! You are so weak!" The victorious Haruhi proudly put his hands on his hips.

"┭┮﹏┭┮Wuwu…" After hearing what Haruhi said, Shokuhou cried even harder!

"Okay, okay, I'll help you with the treatment now, and then I'll help you teach her a lesson in the evening!" Mo Ming felt helpless and funny.

But this kind of Shokuho is cute, isn't it?

"Really?" Shokuhou looked at Mo Ming with tears in her eyes while enjoying his treatment.

"Really!" Mo Ming nodded.

"I want to watch!" Shokuho looked up at Mo Ming pitifully.

"Okay!" Mo Ming continued to nod.

"I agree!" Because Shokuhou was acting cute and pitiful, Haruhi, whose temperature had slightly cooled down, agreed with both hands!

The reason why she didn't care about not being shy was that she remembered the contract she signed in the morning! In order to avoid breaking it, the best way was to drag someone into the water! Didn't someone take the initiative to take the bait? No matter how shy she was, she had to agree!

"Haruhi-chan, there's something wrong with you!" Shokuhou frowned, her starry eyes filled with suspicion.

Originally, Shokuhou thought Haruhi would protest, but she didn't expect her to agree so readily. It looked like something was not right!

"How is that possible? You're overthinking!" Haruhi, who still had some moral integrity, turned her face away unconsciously.

"Haruhi-chan, you look very suspicious!" Seeing Haruhi's embarrassed state, Shokuhou immediately perked up. She didn't even bother to hide in Mo Ming's arms and pretend to be pitiful. Her gene for making fun of her started to move!

"Ouch~" Kasuga (▼⊿▼)

But who is Haruhi?

She is the great goddess Haruhi Suzumiya, who is the only one in the world!

Although she would be gentle when she should be, and reasonable when she should be, and even felt aggrieved when she was bullied by Mo Ming, but these could not change her nature of being the only one in the world who was supreme!

"Haruhi-chan! Your mental state is suspicious, so what do you want to do?" The mocking Shokuhou didn't notice the change in Haruhi's mental state at all, and even tried to put mental pressure on Haruhi by dribbling the ball into her.

Even if we don't exclude the three-headed man at home, Shokuhou's hugeness can still be ranked in the top 5. In the words of Misaka Mikoto, this is the chasm of despair.

Because this trick worked well for Shokuhou when she used it against Misaka Mikoto, she unconsciously uses it against Kasuga!

however……

"?(?????)?Pervert, can I hold Qi-chan and argue with you at night?" Kasuga asked Mo Ming in a silly way while ravaging Shokuhou's front wave armor.

"Ah!!" Shokuhou, who was suddenly attacked by Haruhi, finally reacted. After a scream, she quickly hid in Mo Ming's arms, buried her head in Mo Ming's chest, hugged Mo Ming's waist tightly and trembled.

"No!" Mo Ming tried to comfort Shokuhou while rejecting Haruhi's rude request.

"This isn't fair!" Haruhi protested, "We clearly agreed that what's yours is mine!"

“That’s right, what’s yours is mine, but what’s mine is still mine!” Mo Ming ( ̄へ ̄) “This is absolutely non-negotiable!”

"Honey~~Please~~" Seeing that nonsense didn't work, Haruhi immediately changed her mind and imitated Mari-chan to act cute.

Because this cuteness was so corny, even Shokuhou, who was hiding in Mo Ming's arms, couldn't help but shiver.

“( ̄へ ̄) There’s no use in acting cute!” Mo Ming didn’t buy it at all.

When it comes to being cute, few people can be better than Mary-chan. He has long developed antibodies against Mary-chan's cuteness!

"Damn it! Since you don't want to accept the toast, then accept the punishment!" Seeing that acting cute was useless, Haruhi decisively tore off her disguise and became aggressive.

"(▼⊿▼)Oh~Haruhi wife, how are you going to serve the penalty drink?" Mo Ming showed a playful smile.

In terms of fighting power, Mo Ming crushes Kasuga without a doubt. In terms of intelligence, Mo Ming still crushes Kasuga without a doubt.

What’s even more disgusting is that Mo Ming not only crushes Kasuga in hardware, but he is also in a crushing position in software.

For example: Mo Ming's moral bottom line is more flexible than Haruhi's. Mo Ming's moral integrity is all over the floor. Even Reimu would cry, let alone Haruhi!

It can be said that Haruhi cannot beat Mo Ming, nor can she be as bad as Mo Ming, not to mention being shameless.

"I can't think of how I'm going to lose!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏"Haruhi, what do you think I should do?"

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