Chapter 369 I'm not stupid, I'm just Versailles
While Mo Ming and Haruhi were flirting, [Unicorn - Dendrobium] had already broken through the stratosphere and entered the mesosphere.
"I feel like we've reached the right altitude, why don't we speed up?" Haruhi asked curiously.
"What a pity!" Mo Ming sighed softly.
"What a pity?" Haruhi asked curiously.
“If I were to take a video outside, I might be able to capture the scene of pulling onions out of dry land!”
"You're the one who talks the most nonsense!" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming and then asked, "How do we speed up?"
“Just give the order directly!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"Unicorn-Dendrobium, full speed ahead!" Haruhi┏(^0^)┛
[Command confirmed, space warp ready! 10, 9, ...]
"Stop preparing for space warping and switch the thrusters to full speed!" Mo Ming ( ̄ー ̄)
[Instructions updated, space warp ready to be canceled, main thrusters activated! ]
"Huh?" Haruhi then realized that Mo Ming seemed to have canceled her order, but it seemed not to be, because she seemed to see a huge stream of particles sprayed out from the tail on the monitor.
This operation is very confusing!
"The speed of warping space is too fast, and Lux doesn't have time to prepare!" Seeing that Haruhi was a little confused, Mo Ming kindly explained it to her.
"Is it fast? How does it compare to my mecha?" Haruhi asked curiously.
“It’s about the same.” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏“Anyway, I haven’t compared them.”
"Didn't you make it all yourself? How come you don't know?" Chunri felt that Mo Ming was joking.
“Although I made all of them, I used cheats to make the engine!” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏“My thinking power is so terrifying!”
"(OдO;)..." Haruhi fell silent for a moment.
You've already said everything, what am I going to say? You've taken all of Kyoshi's work, what am I complaining about?
“Don’t be so surprised!” Mo Ming smiled. “Although I don’t use cheats most of the time, problems that can be easily solved with cheats can definitely be easily solved with cheats! I even used cheats to cram relevant knowledge into my brain. Unfortunately, my compatibility with magic is still a little lacking, so it’s not worth it to use cheats to learn magic.”
As long as the benefits of learning magic by cheating can outweigh the losses of cheating, Mo Ming will immediately use all the cheats!
"It's great to be able to cheat!" Haruhi's eyes were full of longing, "I wish I could cheat too!"
People who cheat are always enviable! Especially those who clearly have cheats, they are even more enviable!
"Actually, those who have cheats also have their own troubles." Mo Ming complained to Haruhi while controlling [Unicorn - Dendrobium] to perform the art of pulling onions in dry land.
"What's worrying you?" Chunri looked at Mo Ming curiously. "You're already a cheater, what else can you worry about?"
“Take me for example! Because I’m a cheater, I have several super powerful artifacts, but in the end I basically have no chance to use them, which makes me feel like I’m just making up the numbers.” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏“ε=(?ο`*)))Alas~~Being invincible is so lonely!”
"(▼ヘ▼#)" The veins on Haruhi's forehead suddenly popped out!
Although she knew that what Mo Ming said was the truth, and she had even seen the artifact Mo Ming revealed - the immovable library, but for some reason, she felt very angry when she heard it!
Although it is rumored that today's time travelers are becoming more and more useless, and they can basically not survive without the support of five or six systems. Even if they have the support of five or six systems, they still can't beat a Konoha extra. But even if there are useless time travelers with five or six systems, none of them are as generous as Mo Ming!
"Haruhi, why are you silent? Are you airsick? Do you want me to go home and get some cooling oil?"
"Shut up! No one will say you're dumb if you don't speak!" Envious and jealous, Haruhi stretched out her hand to pull Mo Ming's face, "You're obviously a cold-blooded super Kryptonian warrior, how did you become a fool!"
"Because sand sculptures are easy to satisfy, life is happier!" Mo Ming?(?????)?
"This is not an excuse for you to be stupid!"
"Actually, I'm not stupid, I'm just being Versailles!" Mo Ming (???)?
"(ノ`Д)ノGo away!!!"
"I've come back in a circle!"
"( ̄へ ̄)……"
While Mo Ming was playing with Haruhi, Lux had already told her father about Mo Ming's upcoming visit!
Although the PLANT adjusters headed by ZAFT keep shouting that they are great, they are the best in the world, and ordinary people don't deserve to live, they are like garbage that is a combination of the essence of ordinary life and squids, but when their upper echelons are not stupid, their brains are still quite clear!
For example, Mo Ming was about to investigate them, but not only did they not dare to shout loudly, they even changed their previous procrastinating style and began to investigate themselves in a hurry and collect evidence to prove their innocence.
All forces with some strength know of Mo Ming's existence, and they also know that his little cuties live in the Sakura area.
Now there is a biochemical crisis in the Sakura area. Any suspicious forces will be slapped one by one! Those who cannot prove their innocence may even be attacked by other suspicious forces.
My scalp tingles just thinking about it!
Not to mention that Mo Ming is already on his way to demand accountability!
The fact that the PLANT executives headed by ZAFT were not frightened to the point of peeing their pants already shows that they are very courageous and have great self-control!
The appearance of PLANT in this world may have initially been because some curious people thought it was interesting and copied the settings of SEED.
Then the sequel of PLANT, just like the curse, became as described in SEED.
Of course, this is a tune that is jointly recognized by PLANT and the Atlantic Federation.
In fact, to put it bluntly, they are a group of guys who have undergone genetic adjustments with the help of loans. Because they have no money to repay the loans, they have to work and only receive living expenses every month to repay the loans.
As this group of people kept paying off their debts, they forgot that they were in debt.
Of course, it is also possible that they did not forget, but just selectively ignored it!
In short, this group of people think they are so smart and capable, so why do they get so little?
Then they teamed up to seize the space colony satellite of the Atlantic Federation capitalists and declared independence!
This made the Atlantic Federation's capitalists so angry that several of them had cerebral hemorrhages and became paralyzed on the spot!
The second generation of rich people who inherited the family business could not admit that they were idiots whose family business was seized by others, so they raised the stupid slogan of "clear blue and pure sky" and launched a counterattack against the robbers.
However, it turned out that although the MS was ugly and wasted tonnage, under the influence of some unknown factors, PLANT still gained a certain war advantage.
Then these bandit adjusters are like squids, selling misery internationally while doing the same things as in their daily lives. It's really disgusting!
In short, after a long period of tug-of-war, both sides finally joined the game.
Even many onlookers suspected that they were just acting out the script of Gundam SEED, and then got so immersed in the role that they couldn't get out!
If there is any difference, apart from the fact that those ZAFT scums don't dare to shout loudly about exterminating natural humans, it is probably that there was a certain deviation in the plot some time ago.
Some time ago, their story developed to the part where Athrun and his friends went to steal the Gundam.
Then when Kira led a group of empty-headed sons to kill everywhere, Lacus refused to join the memorial service to the wreckage of Junius 7.
It’s not that PLANT’s number one singer doesn’t want to gain favor, but in fact, not many people died in that incident!
That’s right, although most people in PLANT are too immersed in the play and unable to extricate themselves, there are still some people who are sober.
For example, Lux, who grew up reading her own scripts, is very clear-headed. She wants the fame but doesn’t want the tragedy!
So Lux formed her own force early in the morning - after all, she was the princess of PLANT, rich and powerful. Then she organized people to evacuate those who were willing to leave the Junius 7 colony satellite!
As for those who don’t want to leave?
They died naturally!
Then when it was time to comfort the dead, Lux was naturally unwilling to go, because these people rejected her kindness from the very beginning!
She couldn't stop them from sacrificing themselves to their own climax, and similarly they couldn't morally blackmail her into doing something she didn't want to do, right?
As for Lacus not going to comfort the souls, how can Kira and the others escape from the pursuit?
Please, even without Lacus, Kira and the others are destined to escape the pursuit, okay!
Even though there are only a few sober people in ZAFT, aren't there still one or two left?
Cruze is one of the ones who is still sane, after all, what he wants is war and the destruction of the world.
So in order to ensure the continuation of the script, Cruze has plenty of ways to ensure the pursuit goes on.
For example: When he knew that the Archangel had no supplies, he would definitely not continue to chase it. He only needed to say that the enemy had experts and we must be fully prepared before attacking, and the battleship would stay where it was and sort out its internal affairs!
For example: when it was confirmed that the Archangel had no way to escape and was about to be sunk, they let it go in the name of mechanical failure, and then secretly sent a stray bullet to paralyze Aslan and his fellow idiots. Wasn't that a piece of cake?
To put it bluntly, hunting down the Archangel is not the goal, but an excuse. Without this excuse, how can they draw those self-centered and bitchy countries into their rhythm?
Anyway, the final result is that the long legs are still running away, and their drama of "you run away and I chase you, you can't escape even if you have wings" is still going on.
Of course, their drama is only performed within the sphere of influence of their relevant forces. If they cross the line, they must report it. If they do not report it and enter forces such as magic forces or superpower forces, they will be killed instantly as soon as they show up!
After all, the combat effectiveness of Gundam is extremely poor, not even as good as Shinono Tsukasa's mecha.
Not to mention anything else, if they encounter Academy City, Yuriko wouldn't even need to take action, Kuroko alone would be able to make them kneel down and sing "Conquer"!
But Gundam is really handsome!
But think about it, the main point is to look good! Even if it wastes tonnage, it has to look handsome!
Chapter 370 Lux: Don’t worry, leave it to me!
Because Mo Ming was coming to investigate, PLANT tried their best to check themselves, and soon they found out that they had nothing to do with this matter.
Although people with adjustment skills can learn things quickly, the prerequisite is that they are willing to learn.
It turns out that the seven deadly sins of humanity are not something that can be eliminated if your brain works a little better.
Eating salted fish is an instinct!
But think about it, if you work so hard, will your salary increase? Will the salary increase keep up with inflation?
Therefore, the bottom adjusters are unwilling to work hard, because hard work is just that! They are inherently inferior to others, so what’s the use of hard work!
The middle-level adjusters are also unwilling to work hard, because hard work is not as fast as taking credit for other people's achievements. Hey, hey! That credit is mine, you newcomers are not sensible at all!
The high-level adjusters are also unwilling to work hard, because I have worked hard for half my life and finally climbed to the top, so why can't I enjoy myself? Keep playing music and dancing!
To sum up, PLANT has actually been living off its past success, so no one is doing research on the likes of Resident Evil.
"Very good! Klein, we are not doing biochemical research and can prove our innocence!" Patrick was completely relieved.
"Patrick, now is not the time to relax." Klein cosplays as the Hip Commander, "There is a more serious problem that needs to be solved now."
"What's the problem?" As a representative of reckless men and avengers, Patrick's brain has never been very good.
Although Klein is similar, he is better at plotting schemes, so before the breakup, Patrick is still willing to listen to Klein.
“We need to lock up the foul-mouthed person!” Klein said expressionlessly. “Lord Mo Ming doesn’t mind the venomous tongues of pretty girls and cute little girls, but no living man has ever foul-mouthed him.”
Although in general it is all foul mouth, but when applied to different objects, the meaning is different.
The foul mouths of beautiful girls and lolita are called poisonous tongues, which are cute! The typical example is Kugimiya N Meng.
For example, legal lolita like Menghu, Shana, Louis, and Xielixie have such cuteness that it is irresistible!
But for men, it is pure foul mouth, a way to death!
"Klein, in this case, do we have enough manpower?" Although he was reluctant to admit it, Patrick knew very well that few people in ZAFT had clean mouths.
“I can only recruit more beauties to make up the numbers!” Klein covered his face in pain.
He didn't want to be so humble, but if he wasn't, PLANT might disappear from history in the next second!
If PLANT had just gained independence, they might have dreamed that their fate was in their own hands and thought about counterattack.
But now, PLANT has long been taken over by Squid, they have not made any progress and are only thinking about how to steal from others.
How do you say that?
If my neighbor collects grain, I will store my gun, and my neighbor is my granary!
Or maybe construction is not as fast as robbery?
"I don't understand these things, so I'll rely on you!" Patrick said that he was a reckless man and didn't understand these political things, so he left it all to Klein.
"Patrick, I remember that he prefers JKs. You should arrange some people to find some simple and beautiful ones!" Klein suddenly remembered that Mo Ming's harem was almost all JKs, with only a few JCs, so he thought that if he wanted to please him, it would be best to find some JKs or JCs.
"Okay, I'll arrange for my men to look for it, and you can have your people start setting up the venue!" Patrick said he understood.
As for the PLANT elites who have worked for a long time and climbed to high positions?
Neither Klein nor Patrick mentioned it tacitly.
Just like everyone knows that Mo Ming is lustful, the fact that he is a slut is also known to the whole world.
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