Chapter 349: Gensokyo Customs: The banquet marks the end of the event!
As we all know, guests at the banquets in Gensokyo always bring their own food.
However, recently all the banquets that Mo Ming contracted used the dishes prepared by Xiao Dajia, so much so that everyone began to dislike his own cooking skills.
So even though everyone brought dry food this time, they were all leftover food from the previous hunt for corpses, such as cookies, biscuits, senbei and other snacks.
"Everyone knows that a rich man is treating us to a meal, so who would still bring dry food?" This is what a shameless red-white person said.
"Reimu's warehouse is my warehouse, so Reimu's rice jar is also my rice jar!" A certain black and white person said that he has been eating and drinking for free for many years and has become the harem king of Gensokyo. How could he possibly bring food with him?
"Recently, the finances of Baiyu Tower have finally achieved a slight surplus. This is really cause for celebration!" A certain dual-blade half-spirit breathed a sigh of relief - she finally had the hope of not having to sell herself to pay off her debts.
……
In short, everyone has sufficient reasons, so recently, as soon as everyone knew that Mo Ming was initiating the banquet, no one brought food.
As for the drinks at the party?
They were all the strong liquor that Xigua took out from Mo Ming’s refrigerator, and the fruit wine that Youyouzi took out.
Although there are many alcoholics in Gensokyo, it is obvious that alcoholic beverages such as Fruit Brew are more suitable for more people - a little bit of alcohol, but not intoxicating!
What to do if alcohol doesn’t make you drunk?
Whether drunk or not, people are drunk by themselves!
So when Mo Ming and Youjiang arrived, everyone was already tired of playing with ice sculptures and were chatting while eating snacks and drinking drinks.
If we were to say who is the happiest, it would definitely be ⑨.
After all, this is her home court, and it's frozen. Even 9's mother came out. It would be strange if she was not happy.
I just wonder if after this, idiot 9 will trigger a mutation to allow 9's mother to live forever?
"You seem to be thinking about something weird!" NEET Ji left Haruhi who was discussing the game with her and came to Mo Ming.
"Has ⑨ launched a mutation?" Mo Ming asked NEET Ji curiously.
“Not yet.” Although NEET-hime doesn’t go out often, Lingxian often needs to go out to sell medicine, so she is quite familiar with what happens in Gensokyo, not to mention that paparazzi often litter the place.
Although Wenwen's newspaper is full of rumors and gossip, anyone with a certain level of information processing ability can get the information they want from it.
“However, I think ⑨ doesn’t need to trigger a mutation.” Mo Ming suddenly smiled.
"That's right." NEET Ji nodded in agreement.
Mo Ming remembered the previous trip to Gensokyo.
The world of Gensokyo is now divided into the outer world and the inner world. The strength of the fairies has been greatly improved and is much stronger than when they were in a circle.
⑨Mom——Letty Horvathrock. If she was still in her own circle, she could probably only be seen in winter, but now, wherever there is winter in the world of Gensokyo, you can see her.
⑨Wherever there is ice, there is her figure.
What’s more, you can keep these two in the refrigerator if necessary.
"What are you talking about?" Haruhi popped up, hugged Yu-chan from behind, rested her head on Yu-chan's shoulder, and tilted her head to look at Mo Ming.
Although Yuu-chan always tries to please Kasuga (like repels like), Kasuga still craves Yuu-chan unless she does.
Of course, even when she was putting on eye drops, Haruhi was still very greedy. For example, one moment she wished she could switch positions with You-chan, and the next moment she wished she could switch positions with Mo Ming.
So whenever there's a chance, Haruhi will try to get closer to Yuu-chan!
After all, Haruhi really trusts Mo Ming's judgment!
"Chatting about ⑨ and ⑨'s mom." Mo Ming replied with a smile.
"NEET-hime, has ⑨-chan activated the mutation?" Haruhi asked with the same curiosity.
Logically, ⑨ should initiate a mutation for ⑨'s mother, so Haruhi is very curious.
"No." NEET Ji replied with a smile, "The answer I got from the casual chat just now is that it should not be used."
"(○` 3′○) That's such a waste!" Haruhi was a person who enjoyed watching the fun, and didn't mind the big things. "Maybe when ⑨-chan started the mutation and held a banquet to apologize, she also set up the venue like this!"
“Probably not.” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭ “The venue will definitely be arranged by the big fairy. We can’t expect ⑨ to be so self-conscious!”
"That's true." Haruhi also thought that this should be the case. Then she remembered a detail and asked curiously, "NEET-hime, does ⑨-chan have to be beaten every time there is an abnormality?"
"Yeah! She's the most active one in every abnormality." NEET Ji (???) "Since she's so active, everyone will definitely respond to her expectations."
"(;¬_¬)..." Haruhi didn't know what to say. Should she tell everyone that bullying the mentally retarded is illegal?
Once a mutation occurs in Gensokyo, the three urban management officers will immediately capture all the beautiful girls in Gensokyo and beat them up. Anyway, there are only so many people in Gensokyo who are capable of causing mutations, so they will definitely catch the criminals by fighting their way through.
Logic? Reasoning? It doesn't exist at all! That's the job of a detective, not an urban management officer!
⑨-chan is undoubtedly the most active member of Gensokyo. After all, she is the strongest person in Gensokyo. If she doesn’t show off when something happens, how can she show off her power as the strongest person in Gensokyo? Right?
If this happens, he will definitely be severely beaten!
"By the way, pervert, when Chef Chef finishes cooking the dishes, should all the luminous dishes be placed on one table, or should they be placed randomly?" Kasuga skipped topic 9 because she was more curious about how the luminous dishes would be arranged later.
“Let’s just give it randomly!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“After all, it’s just one portion that Little Chef made himself. It wouldn’t be good to give it to anyone. It’s better to just give it randomly. As long as we hold more banquets, we can always have every kind of glowing dish.”
"That's true!" Chunri felt that what Mo Ming said made sense. "Everyone has a chance to get it randomly. After getting it randomly, everyone can share it with each other in the small group."
"I plan to share a table with Feng-chan!" NEET Ji smiled happily, "We can eat and talk about games at the same time!"
"Me too!" Haruhio(*^▽^*)┛"Yuu-chan, do you want to join us?"
"Yeah!" Yu-chan, who had been held by Kasuga, nodded gently, then turned her head to look at Mo Ming, wanting to know what Mo Ming's plan was.
"You two can come with me, I plan to take care of Reimu and Marisa." Mo Ming (??ω?)ノ(._.`) Yuu-chan, "But I'll trouble you to take care of Shinku and the others."
"Yeah!" Yu-chan nodded happily.
"If you keep going like this, Shinku will become Yu-chan's!" Haruhi felt a little jealous. Why not let her take care of it? Is she, Haruhi Suzumiya, unreliable?
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Mo Ming shook his head helplessly. He first looked down on Haruhi with his eyes, and then said confidently: "You-chan and Shinku are both my people. What's wrong with helping me take care of Shinku?"
"o(*////▽////*)q" You-chan raised her notebook. Although she turned her head away, the blush on her ears told everyone that she was indeed shy.
Seeing Yu-chan's cute and cuddly look, Kasuga felt a little unhappy! She also thought that Yu-chan was like this because of her!
"Pervert, what kind of drug did you give You-chan? Can you give me some? I want to try it too!" Kasuga teleported from behind You-chan to in front of Mo Ming and stretched out her hand to ask Mo Ming for the legendary drug.
"There is no drug, let alone any love potion!" Mo Ming gently slapped away Haruhi's impolite little hand.
"(ˉ▽ ̄~) Tsk~~" Haruhi didn't believe Mo Ming's nonsense, "You say it's gone? Who would believe that?"
Anyone who comes here will think that Yu-chan has been drugged, okay! ?
Mo Ming ignored Haruhi's disdain, turned around and gently grasped Yu-chan's hands, looked into her eyes lovingly, and said seriously: "This is love!"
"(O_o)??Love?" Youjiang tilted her head slightly and looked at Mo Ming with a puzzled look.
"Love!" Mo Ming nodded seriously.
"Love..." Yu-chan repeated softly, the light in her eyes growing brighter and brighter.
"Who called me?" Yanma Ai had a headache because she had just finished listening to Shiki Eiji's preaching, and when she turned around, she heard the call of a mysterious power, which made her head hurt.
(.-ω-)-ω-)-ω-)→Enma Ai←(-ω-(-ω-(-ω-.)
The scene was so awkward that no one spoke.
“Ai-chan, you are Ai-chan, not love!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“No one called you, so don’t misunderstand next time!”
"Don't call me Ai-chan! I'm not Ai-chan! You are Ai-chan! Your whole family is Ai-chan!" Don't think that Yanma Ai is really a nobody just because she is a nobody! When she gets angry, even she is afraid of herself!
"Okay, Ai-chan! It's no problem, Ai-chan! I got it, Ai-chan!"
"Ah!!!!" Faced with a series of 'Ai-chan', Yan Mo Ai screamed madly and then ran away at the speed of light!
If I can't afford to offend you, can't I just hide from you? - by Runaway Yan Mo Ai
It's not that the merits can't be deducted, but running away is more cost-effective! If she were alone, she would die!
But she didn't want to implicate Shiki Yingji who cared about her anymore!
Yes, Shiki Eiji is violent (she often fries shrimps and blows their heads off) and long-winded (she loves to preach), but she cares about people sincerely!
"Yu-chan! Let's go too, the food is ready!" Seeing that Yanma Ai, who had disturbed them, had run away, Kasuga decisively pulled Yu-chan away as well, not giving her any chance to regret.
Because she felt that if the two of them continued, she might not be able to eat tonight!
╯ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭
Watching Haruhi dragging Yu-chan away, Mo Ming shrugged helplessly. What else could he do? Rush up and grab the two of them and start using [Parallel Casting] to attack them?
I'm afraid that before it can be implemented, Youyouzi will stuff another roasted suckling pig into it!
After all, Youyouko was waiting for the meal with an empty stomach. If it was delayed because of this, she would definitely jump out anxiously and bite Mo Ming a few times to taste what a Kryptonian tastes like!
As Haruhi said, the food is now ready to be served.
Responsible for serving the food were Mo Ming's maid team and Remi's loyal head maid.
All the dishes were covered with titanium alloy covers specially used by Little Chef. When the maids loaded them on the dining cart, they did not consider who they were reserved for. So before the cover was opened, no one knew which dish was the authentic glowing dish.
Normally, anyone can eat glowing food.
But in fact, most of them will definitely gather at Yuyuko and Kaede's table in the end.
So the table with Youyuko and Kaede-chan had the most people.
However, snatching food from Youyouzi's mouth is much more difficult than snatching food from a tiger's mouth.
At least it's several times harder than asking Fengchan.
"Wow! Reimu, it's glowing food!" Marisa, who was at the same table with Mo Ming, lifted the cover in front of her and was dazzled by the golden light.
"(;¬_¬)..." Unlike Marisa who was shouting loudly, Reimu silently covered the one in front of her.
"Who!? Who on earth is it!?" Marisa, who had just come back to her senses from the dazzling golden light, cried out in despair, because the plate was as smooth and sparkling as new, without even a drop of juice left for her.
Marisa even wondered if the plates had been licked by someone!
Reimu glanced speechlessly at Marisa who was screaming in despair, then cautiously and greedily opened her portion.
In just a moment, Reimu was dazzled by the golden light. She had a bad feeling in her heart and decisively pushed the cover back.
However, there was a crisp and brutal knocking sound on the table!
"Who is it!!!!" As soon as she heard the voice, she knew that even her plate had been stolen. She was so angry that Reimu picked up the imperial coin and was about to beat up all the shameless people present!
"Okay, share my share among you." Mo Ming directly used the head-patting trick to appease the two idiots who were having their food snatched away by someone.
There is no need to doubt the moral integrity of everyone in Gensokyo. It's not easy to say about Kaede-chan and Youyouko. At most, a few familiar people will show up to eat and drink for free. But in other places, there must be golden light, and there will be unscrupulous people who snatch food from the tiger's mouth!
"Brother, you are such a good person!" Upon hearing that there was still a chance, Marisa instantly recovered and even gave Mo Ming a super sunny thumbs up!
"Great! Lord Mo Ming, you are the best!" Reimu is as shameless as ever, but this business-like cuteness is so amateurish and despicable.
Compared with the two shameless guys, Alice Megatron was much better - she was silently dividing Mo Ming's plate of food into four portions.
Unlike the dishes which were not enough to share, the golden egg fried rice was enough for everyone.
This way, as long as Alice shares a little, everyone can still get a taste of the new food.
But delicious food, you can never have enough of it!
So, Reimu and Marisa, who had quickly killed their share, decisively transformed into the Red and White City Management and the Black and White Thief, and began to learn from the guys who had attacked them before, and attacked those idiots who were slower.
For example - Tengu and Kappa with a large base number!
As the actions of some people with some moral integrity, some without, and some but not many continued, the atmosphere of the party gradually became more heated.
Soon, it entered the consumption phase.
The so-called consumption stage means that you are not satisfied with the food, but still want to eat more, so you have to use soulless and non-glowing but equally delicious food to fill your hunger!
"Everyone, ~( ̄▽ ̄)~*Cheers!!"
"~( ̄▽ ̄)~*Cheers!!"*N
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According to Gensokyo customs, the banquet marks the end of the event.
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