"Is that how it is? I understand!" Kasuga looked at the cute tiger next to him whose fur stood up again and said that she understood!
"But someone like Takagi Saya won't do!"
"Why not?" Haruhi looked at Mo Ming eagerly, waiting for an explanation.
"Although Takagi Saya is also a tsundere, she doesn't have a loli body type." Mo Ming ( ̄へ ̄) "When she says one thing and means another, she doesn't act cute and fierce. Instead, she seems to be pretending to be young, which is annoying to watch."
"..." Haruhi tried to associate it with the subject, and it seemed to be true.
"To be honest, she's not as cute as Eriri's tsundere look!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏
"..."Haruhi made a comparison and it seemed that Eriri was indeed cuter when she was being tsundere. After all, she was the only one who ran from the finish line to the starting point every day!
"So I plan to go to another world and capture a different-time and space equivalent of a cute tiger after this matter is over!"
"You're a scumbag! You abandoned me after having sex with me!" Chunri looked down on Mo Ming severely, as if the person who tested the softness of the soft engine was Mo Ming, not her!
"Wife, don't say such nonsense!" Mo Ming (ー`?ー) "If other beautiful girls think I'm a scumbag who abandons me after having sex with me, how can I start a harem? If I can't start a harem, how can I become the harem king?"
"Is it really possible?" Kasuga (???) "Tomorrow I will arrange for Ichihime to spread the news that you are a scum who cheated on me and then abandoned me. I guarantee that all the beautiful girls will avoid you like the plague!"
"You are so poisonous! You are so poisonous! You are so poisonous! Poisonous! Poisonous! Poisonous! Poisonous!"
The car stereo played music that was very appropriate to the occasion at the speed of light.
"Ah~ dear, where is the server of our smart butler installed? I will buy it some coffee when I go back tonight!" At this moment, Haruhi tilted her head, put her hands together on her cheeks, and smiled very gently.
"Although...but...I have to say..."
"what?"
"Wife, this trick of yours is useless!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏
"Why?" Although she seemed curious, Haruhi actually didn't believe what Mo Ming said at all.
After all, if you believe in a punctuation mark, you may become a mother ten months later, let alone a whole sentence!
“Because it’s a product of idealism, it’s a mess once it’s made!” Mo Ming projected the core of his home’s intelligent computer. “Although it’s useless, it’s still safer to package it.”
Although Mo Ming can achieve similar performance with the strength of LV7, it is fun to cheat for a while, and it is more fun to cheat all the time! It only takes a second anyway, so for the comfort of home, Mo Ming is willing to do it.
"Can I unplug its cord?" Haruhi asked, smiling.
"Maybe not." Mo Ming┓(??`)┏
"This is not possible, and that is not possible, o(▼皿▼メ;)o Are you reluctant to let go?" Haruhi was furious!
"Ahem, it's not that I'm reluctant..."
"ヽ(#`Д?)ノWhy is that?"
“The power supply was integrated into it.”
"..." For a moment, Haruhi wanted to pry open Mo Ming's head to see what was inside.
Aren’t you afraid that it will cause an artificial intelligence crisis?
"Have you ever seen a Kryptonian who is afraid of the Omnic Crisis?" Mo Ming shrugged indifferently.
"I have never seen real Kryptonians fearing the Omnic Crisis, but I have read comics about Omnics slaughtering the DC Universe."
"That's impossible, right?" Mo Ming suspected that Kasuga had read a fake DC comic.
"How is that impossible?" Haruhi curled her lips in disdain, "I have a very good memory, and I basically never forget what I've seen!"
"If you say that, I can only suspect that you've read fake DC comics!"
As far as Mo Ming knows, as for the things in the DC universe, although the abilities of Superman are always sealed inexplicably at the beginning, and although Batman and his companions always call the Flash to take over when they have too much fun and lose control, in fact, Superman is the insurance mechanism of DC comics, and there will never be a scene where someone kills his way through the DC universe.
In general, the DC process is:
The Flash: Clark, we're in big trouble. You don't want your wife and son to explode along with the universe, do you?
Dachao: Okay, I’ll get angry and kill the enemy!
End.
Mo Ming even seriously suspected that this was also the reason why DC could not compete with Marvel in the film market.
After all, no matter how the villains act or how his teammates commit suicide, Superman can always bring everyone a perfect ending in the end, without any expectations.
This is just like when you read an invincible novel, except for the excitement at the beginning, the rest is just nonsense and there is no sense of expectation at all.
From this, it can be seen that Mo Ming has every reason to suspect that Kasuga is reading a fake DC comic!
"What I read is definitely the real DC comics. If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you when I get home!" Although Mo Ming's long speech seemed to make sense, Haruhi still insisted on his opinion.
"Then I'll wait for you at night~~" Mo Ming smiled knowingly.
My little cutie, you've been tricked, haven't you?
"Just wait!" Haruhi (○` 3′○) "Who's afraid of who?"
“(???)?Hehe~~” Mo Ming showed a proud smile.
After all, he definitely won't be the one who suffers.
Seeing Mo Ming smiling so disgustingly, Chunri decisively started to shoot him in the head - no matter whether he noticed Mo Ming's conspiracy or not, as long as he smiled like that, he must be planning something, so just beat him!
After the output, Haruhi's hands were swollen, but Mo Ming was fine.
In the end, Mo Ming couldn't bear it anymore and took the initiative to heal her wounds, and the matter was temporarily resolved.
"Why do this?" Mo Ming complained mercilessly while treating Haruhi.
"Who made you so asking for a beating? At this time, can't you take the initiative to cancel your defense?" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming, feeling very dissatisfied with Mo Ming's lack of understanding of romance.
"Wife, do you think it's possible? This is the limit of my ability to weaken it."
"I don't believe you! You old man, you're so bad!" Chunri didn't believe Mo Ming's nonsense.
"Damn it! I didn't expect you to see through this! What a failure!"
"It's just like the real thing." Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming speechlessly. Even You-chan would shake her head upon seeing such exaggerated acting, let alone someone as smart as Suzumiya Haruhi!
"What kind of acting? It's all real!" Mo Ming argued.
"No more bullshit, hurry up and locate Miho-chan and the others, I want to compete with them!"
"OK!"
"Wow ah-"
Mo Ming had just made an OK gesture when [Leopard Explodes] turned into a super cannon and fired out.
Then the beautiful girls rolled into a ball in an instant.
"Tear it down! I'll tear down this artificial idiot when I get home!" Haruhi, who was pressed in Mo Ming's arms by many beautiful girls, let out a shocking roar with his fangs bared and his claws spread out.
Chapter 336: You are really smart!
"It's the wrong direction! The direction is wrong!" Haruhi, who had just climbed up from Mo Ming's body, immediately discovered that [Leopard Exploded] did not run towards the suburbs, but instead rushed towards the city center. She was so angry that she kicked the steering wheel several times.
"Mistress Kasuga, we are heading in the right direction. As long as we wait for ten minutes at the next street, we will be able to wait for the main force of the Academy Tank Club."
"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノEh!? Why?" Haruhi was confused and shocked.
These words seem to contain a lot of information!
"All the tank clubs of the academies have received a commission to clean up the large-scale gathering of biochemical zombies in Bed City. Currently, the girls in the tank clubs have entered a state of war."
"When did it happen?" Haruhi looked confused, then frowned and glared at Mo Ming.
"Hmm?" Mo Ming looked at Haruhi innocently.
"Is this a good thing you did?" Chunri was a little suspicious that this was a good thing done by Mo Ming.
It's not that I suspect Mo Ming of poisoning, because if Mo Ming really wanted to sink the cherry blossom area, he only needed to sneeze.
What Kasuga suspected was that Mo Ming knew early in the morning that a biological crisis would break out in Bedzhu City, and then he arranged people to clean up the zombies early on.
"Wife, you know me." Mo Ming┓(??`)┏"If it were me, I would definitely not be so gentle."
"Ok?"
"I can sneeze this land into the Pacific Ocean!"
“Have you ever thought that maybe the direction is wrong?”
"It's okay. The world is round. As long as we fly in one direction for a while, we will definitely reach the Yamana Trench in the Pacific Ocean!"
"You are really smart!"
"Thank you for the compliment, wife. Although I have always been very smart!"
“( ̄へ ̄)” Although I was very angry, especially seeing Mo Ming acting like a bitch, I became even angrier, but I have to say that what Mo Ming said was the truth!
That makes me even more angry!
"Mistress Kasuga, we have detected the traces of the school tank club's convoy. May I ask if we can contact them?"
"Where is it?" Haruhi looked around curiously.
As a result, there was no shadow of a vehicle on the display screen except for the mess of abandoned vehicles on the overpass.
"1 kilometer away." The artificial intelligence instantly saw through the city buildings and framed the formation of Miho and her group on the screen.
"Pervert, is our [Leopard Explodes]'s enemy detection ability so bad?" Kasuga (;¬_¬) "Even Miho and her friends' World War II-era vintage car can detect a range of one kilometer. If it's a little closer, it's within the range of killing each other."
"You're surprised by what you've seen." Mo understood after a glance at Kasuga. "Which tank can have a detection range of several kilometers in the city? For street fighting, we have to rely on the God of War in the sewers."
"Robotic dog?" Kasuga remembered that the Rabbit family seemed to have released a similar video, which looked very technological.
“Yeah!” Mo Ming seemed to agree, but in fact, it was just like watching a Husky - only he knew that this was a video from the Strategic Research Institute.
"I'm your wife! Can't you tell the truth? Everyone knows that robot dogs are toys?" Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming, "In today's world where humanoid computers are all the rage, there are still people who believe that robot dogs can participate in wars? Come on, Soth's robot beasts can only play in competitions!"
“(╯▽╰) Well, actually, the most powerful people in street fighting have always been humans.” Mo Ming spread his hands helplessly, “Apart from humans, all other vehicles are trash!”
"So, you look down on Skynet?" Haruhi (﹁“﹁) "Even though I'm as strong as the governor."
Mo Ming did not respond directly to Haruhi's complaints. Instead, he smiled ambiguously and asked, "Wife, do you know how I usually fight against hackers?"
"I don't know!" Even though she had some guesses, Haruhi still cooperated with Mo Ming's performance honestly.
“That’s right! I’ll physically cut off the internet connection, and then beat him up at close range!” Mo Ming was very proud. “No matter how powerful a hacker is, he can’t crawl along the network cable to connect to it. But I can follow the network cable to grab the hacker on the other side and beat him up!”
Yes, Skynet is very powerful, but facing the Kryptonians, it is as fragile as a toy.
"Coach, I want to learn this too!"
What's wrong with not following martial ethics? As long as she can learn how to catch the hacker on the other side through the network cable, she can beat all the trolls on the Internet who say she has a second-year syndrome! Let's see if they dare to say foul language again!
“You want to learn everything, but can you remember it?” Mo Ming was speechless. “Just leave things like catching trolls to Yiji! Or you can ask Chuchun to help!”
"Hatsuharu? Leiko-chan's best friend, a walking vase?" Haruhi asked curiously.
As for Hatsuharu, I still have a very deep impression of Kasuga. After all, she is like a loli, soft and cute, but also very capable. I heard that she is the core of the 177th branch.
However, these are not important. What is important is that the loli that Mo Ming likes is naturally the loli that she likes.
"Why are you focusing on Chuchun? Is Yiji so unattractive to your eyes?" Mo Ming was helpless. "Chuchun is Lei Zi's concubine after all! As the master's wife, can you please not be so greedy?"
"Don't give me that!" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming, "Let's not talk about you being the one who coveted Lei Zi first, let's talk about Yi Ji!"
"What happened to Yiji?" Mo Ming was very curious, "Hasn't she always been doing well?"
"(▼⊿▼) What else can Ichihime do besides making lilies bloom?" Kasuga was also helpless, but she is a beauty, so it's better to keep her for the eye!
Besides, Haruhi has been hanging out with Mo Ming lately, and she is somewhat worried that she is neglecting everyone in the SOS Brigade. So if there is a girl hanging around the complaining Kyoshi, probably no one will feel lonely!
"Although Yiji likes lilies, she is not simple~"
"I can't tell!" Haruhi ( ̄へ ̄) "I can't tell at all."
"Of course I can't tell!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏"Because Yiji's talent is to shake people!"
"Call someone?" Haruhi (O_o)??
"Yiji knows people from all walks of life. She is a master hidden among the people!"
"(ˉ▽ ̄~)Tsk~~Disappointed!" Haruhi (;¬_¬) "I thought the Dragon King had been missing for three years, and when he came home he saw his daughter living in a doghouse, and a phone call was made to summon her, and a hundred thousand warriors swarmed in, each giving him a big fight!"
"Where did you read this outdated novel?" Mo Ming covered his face in pain.
Watching Hong Kong movies and disgusting dramas is fine, but what the hell is reading novels?
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