“!!!Is ∑(?Д?ノ)ノ so fierce?” Mo Ming was very surprised.
"╮(╯▽╰)╭ This is how girls wake each other up!" Haruhi spread her hands indifferently.
"Are you sure you're not seeking revenge?" Mo Ming (?_?)
"I'm not interested in ordinary people!" Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming, "Tsundere has Moe Tiger, that's enough!"
“That’s true!” Mo Ming nodded in agreement. “Originally, I wanted to capture all of Menghu’s sisters, but now it seems…”
"Please catch him back!" Haruhi (???)
"Wow~Haruhi-chan, is this how you ask for help?" Mo Ming (▼⊿▼)
"Dear, please bring back all of Moe Tiger's sisters!" Haruhi (???)
"Haruhi-chan, you can't do this! There's no practical benefit at all. I have to travel across the world to catch people, it's very hard!" Mo Ming (﹁“﹁)
"Honey, don't be like this~ Your harem is my harem~ I support you~~~" Kasuga's cosplay is so stiff, first it was the cute Misaka Mikoto, then the coquettish Mary-chan, and finally Oli Gei.
He is so versatile!
"(﹁"﹁)..." Mo Ming was speechless. Only at this time would Haruhi stand on the same side with Risa and Kaede.
It was obvious that every time he coveted her harem, he would get angry, but when it was her turn, didn't she behave the same as him?
Who taught my wife to be bad?
Mo Ming fell into deep thought.
Seeing that Mo Ming fell into silence for a long time, Haruhi, who didn't get an answer, became anxious instantly. After struggling for a while and thinking for a while, Haruhi spoke with a red face.
"Husband~~Okay~~~~"
"Hiss——" Mo Ming sucked in a breath of cold air and fell off the turret on the spot, and was run over in the face by [Leopard Explosion]!
It wasn't that he couldn't stand the test, but Haruhi's call of 'husband' was so gentle and charming that Mo Ming's brain crashed on the spot!
"(.o_o)..." Haruhi didn't expect Mo Ming's reaction to be so big.
It’s not scientific at all!
"I didn't see anything..." Zimei said, and then she shrank back into the gap and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"Is he dead? If he's not dead, come back quickly!" After being speechless for a while, Kasuga finally remembered the reason why she looked for Mo Ming before when Menghu reminded her - the pink-haired tsundere Takagi Saya was still lying dead!
Even though even if Takagi Saya lay dead like a salted fish, Suzumiya Haruhi would still dare to throw her back to the Takagi family like garbage, she wouldn't mind if it could save her some trouble.
After all, just like Mo Ming doesn't like dealing with male creatures in the Sakura area, Kasuga also doesn't like dealing with male creatures in the Sakura area - every one of them is a candidate for her love rival, and it makes her upset just thinking about it!
"It's okay." Mo Ming ran back in a flash, insisting that Chun Ri stop, and begged with burning eyes: "Wife, can you do it again?"
"You want to die!" Chunri glared at Mo Ming and refused without hesitation: "Absolutely not!"
The voice just now was so charming that even Haruhi felt her scalp tingling when she thought about it now. She felt that she would never scream so charmingly again in her life.
"I swear!" Haruhi said it in her heart as well as out loud. She is truly the best person who is consistent in what he says and does!
“(???)?Hehe~~” Mo Ming, who was feeling disappointed, his rusty Kryptonian super-super brain suddenly started working. In just 0.00000000001 seconds, he thought of a way to listen to it countless times again!
"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ" Seeing Mo Ming's sly smile that was inconsistent with his face, Haruhi felt an ominous premonition in his heart!
Chapter 332 (▼⊿▼) Eh~~ You really are a pervert!
"Haruhi-chan, you didn't expect this! I'm a cheater! This is my attack route!" Mo Ming proudly declared his victory, then decisively started cheating, and then time jumped.
"..."Looking at Mo Ming who disappeared in an instant, Haruhi's ominous premonition became even stronger!
One second later...
"I'm back..." Mo Ming appeared in front of Chunri with a bruised face.
"What were you doing?" Looking at Mo Ming, who looked very embarrassed but very happy, Haruhi was a little curious about what he was doing.
"Listen!" Mo Ming put a pair of headphones that looked very hardcore on Haruhi's head.
In just one second, Haruhi's face turned redder than Mio's when she was shy, and steam rose from her head, and it looked like even her eyes were about to pop out.
"I'm going to repeat this a hundred times every night before going to bed!" Mo Ming, who was afraid that Haruhi would restart the world, took off his headphones decisively, and then announced his plan in a very loud and shameless voice.
"I object!"
"invalid objection!"
"I curse your headphones to be burned by emp!"
"Immune to the curse!"
"Are you a child?"
"That's right, I'm a little brat for three years and three hundred and sixty-five months!"
"(╯▽╰) Since you said so, I give in." Haruhi┓(??`)┏"So, dear, can you tell me what's wrong with your face?"
"I was the one who beat him in the past, but he wasn't much better!" Mo Ming smiled proudly.
"It really is you!" Haruhi was speechless, and then asked curiously, "If it's not that good, how bad is it?"
“(* ̄︶ ̄) was run over by [Leopard Explosion]!” Mo Ming showed a proud smile, “He is too young to stop me!”
“(.o_o)…Now that you’ve said that, what else can I do?” Haruhi never knew that Mo Ming had such a silly side.
“However, even if it’s me, I will definitely not suffer any loss!” Mo Ming nodded and said as a matter of course, “I have done good things in the past, and I am enjoying the same benefits now. You actually want to stop me from recording? You are so stupid!”
"(▼⊿▼)Hehe..." Haruhi was really speechless!
At this moment, Chunri even had some doubts that after Mo Ming became stronger in the future, would he run back from the future to beat him up, just like he just ran back to the past to fight with his past self!
It's simply insane!
"Ah! By the way! Is there any good way to quickly wake up that pink-haired Saya?" After being speechless for a while, Haruhi remembered why she came to Mo Ming when he was deliberately avoiding him.
"Slap in the face!" Mo Ming ( ̄へ ̄)
"I've tried it!" Haruhi (;¬_¬)
“Give her a mental buff!” Mo Ming made the second suggestion.
"Have you been beaten up?" Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "Or do you think there's a magical girl hiding among us?"
"That's hard to say!" Mo Ming gave a meaningful smile.
"I don't believe you at all! You old man are so bad!" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming and directly rejected Mo Ming's ambiguous hint.
Among the group of sword girls in the kendo club, only Moehu could be a magical girl. However, Moehu is absolutely impossible to be a magical girl, unless she traveled through time, or some system suddenly appeared. Otherwise, Moehu is Moehu, Moehu in the palm of your hand!
"If you don't take them to find Pachi, how do you know they don't have the potential to become witches?" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"You also know that often only a transformation device is needed to achieve success, and no practice is required."
“…”Haruhi was speechless, and then he thought that Mo Ming would not do anything without a purpose, maybe he who is always fishing in the Chaos Sea has picked up something good?
"Did you pick up some magical girl transformation gadget?" Haruhi guessed, stroking her pink chin, "Kempfer bracelet?"
“Ahem! How did you think of that thing!?” Mo Ming almost choked to death on his own mouthful of salt soda!
"You really found that thing?" Haruhi said in disgust, "You didn't use it secretly, did you?"
"I haven't used it! I absolutely haven't used it!" In order to prove his innocence, Mo Ming immediately denied Haruhi's guess.
“(???) Is it useful?”
"(???`?) Are you pretty after your transformation?"
"(?ω?) Is he more like Mio-chan or me?"
"( ̄へ ̄) Could it be that she looks very similar to Qi-chan?"
"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノNeither?"
“(▼⊿▼) Eh~~ You really are a pervert!”
"(;¬_¬) actually looks a lot like Fran-chan!"
"(○`3′○)Hentai!"
“I’m not! I didn’t!! Don’t talk nonsense!!!” After being bombarded by Haruhi, seeing that Qingbai was about to freeze through the water, Mo Ming quickly pressed the button three times... denying three times in a row, interrupting Haruhi’s spell!
You have to know that there is a person named Gui Yanye in "The Leopard Explodes" who has a lot of grievances against him, and maybe she has already spread rumors about him on the Internet.
It is undeniable that before acquiring Sakura High School, Mo Ming had planned to use this simple and crude method to sneak into Sakura High School.
Morality?
What is moral integrity?
Can I eat it? Is it delicious? How do I eat it?
How much is it per pound? How is the harvest? Is it easy to grow?
He is Ming Ming, a cheating time traveler, with no moral integrity!
But didn't he later come up with the idea of picking up trash and selling it for money?
After he became rich, he threw the Kempfer bracelet into the warehouse to collect dust!
"Honey, you don't want Kaede and Risa to know that you are a cross-dressing hentai, right?" Haruhi jumped out of the cabin, stood in front of Mo Ming, pressed down on Mo Ming's right shoulder with a smirk, and looked down at him, while loosening his tie to exert mental oppression.
"What do you want?" It was rare for Haruhi to be in such a good mood, so Mo Ming cooperated by acting like a quail.
"Haha!" Although Mo Ming was very cooperative, Haruhi was the first one to stop acting!
Because Mo Ming’s acting is so bad, he looks so fucking funny no matter how you look at him!
Haruhi had no professional training and she stopped laughing instantly!
If Mo Ming hadn't caught her quickly, she would have rolled off the turret like Mo Ming had done before, and might even have been run over in the face by [Leopard Explosion].
"╮(╯▽╰)╭Okay, what do you want?" Mo Ming was helpless as he held Haruhi's slender waist to help her steady her body.
He should learn more about psychology!
Otherwise, Kasuga wouldn't have caught his flaw so easily.
"I want the Kempfa bracelet!" Haruhi, knowing when to quit, naturally put forward his request.
"╮(╯▽╰)╭Okay." Although he was helpless about Haruhi's desire for everything, since she had made the request, Mo Ming had no choice but to agree to it as he could satisfy her insignificant request.
"This is the Kempfa bracelet~" Haruhi, who got the Kempfa bracelet, looked disgusted, "So low!"
"Idol, you choose it yourself, ╮(╯▽╰)╭ there's nothing I can do about it!"
"(﹁“﹁) Humph! Just wait, you'll have something to see tonight!"
Chapter 333: Haruhi: Girls with glasses, I like girls like Yuki!
"So, how do we wake up that pink-haired guy? This has dragged on for two episodes!"
As soon as she received the Kempfa bracelet, Haruhi began to dislike Mo Ming's procrastination.
Just an insignificant pink-haired girl with glasses, who didn't even say a few words, dragged out the plot for two episodes. Even someone as magnanimous as Suzumiya Haruhi would feel a little impatient!
"Press her philtrum. Remember to press harder, otherwise it won't work."
"Where is the philtrum?" Haruhi (O_O)?
"Have you seen Fist of Fury?"
"Seen."
"The philtrum is the spot where the booger is located during the day."
"So that's where it is." Haruhi showed a look of sudden realization, then gave Mo Ming a look of disdain and said sarcastically, "Why don't you just say it directly? Why do you have to make me recall such disgusting things!"
“Don’t even mention you. Even I feel sick when I think about it!” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏“But there’s nothing I can do! Isn’t this to allow you to recognize the correct location more intuitively and identify it faster?”
"(○` 3′○) I'd rather you point it out directly on me. It's not like we haven't kissed and touched each other before, you're just being hypocritical!" Haruhi pouted in dissatisfaction, not realizing how seductive her posture was.
"Ahem! Haruhi-chan, let's wake up that pink-haired girl first. We're almost at the end of the field." Mo Ming suppressed the urge to kiss her with great difficulty, and instead urged Haruhi to quickly wake up the pink-haired girl, Takagi Saya.
Because Mo Ming was really worried that he wouldn't be able to hold back and would just use a set of [Mystic Technique: Physical Confusion] + [Hand of the Mage], and then Haruhi would get angry again.
"Okay." Haruhi responded reluctantly, and then quickly got into [Leopard Exploded].
There was no sign of Haruhi in his sight, so Mo Ming heaved a sigh of relief and took the opportunity to calm his turbulent heart. Although he could satisfy his cravings on a daily basis, his pent-up anger was also very great, okay?
If you don't want to be executed at the critical moment, you can only improve their strength, at least to level 7.
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