The anime starts with opening the Kryptonian cheat

We still don't know what Haruhi's trump card is. We only know that Mo Ming drove [Leopard Explosion] into the ditch, and everyone else's mind was blank.

But we can roughly infer from Mo Ming's reaction that Chunri is 90% sure to have used the Dragon Claw and the Bone-Dissolving Palm.

The sunflower acupoint-pressing technique can be ruled out.

Because this move is a banned move, Mo Ming will be banned directly!

"Wife, it's all your fault! You made me fall into the ditch!" Mo Ming?(?`^??)? "Everyone was scared by you!"

"My dear, you are such a scumbag, does Kaede know about it? Did Risa use this to attack you?" Haruhi (﹁"﹁) "Besides, everyone was scared, isn't it because you blew up the [leopard] and went into the ditch?"

Kasuga was full of contempt, what kind of Kryptonians are these?

He had a reaction speed faster than the speed of light, but he ended up driving the car into a ditch.

Just dig the ditch, and you're trying to shirk responsibility!

He is simply the epitome of scum!

"That's it! ヽ(＃`Д?)ノHentai!" The cute tiger bared its teeth and waved its claws.

"It's also Tiger's fault! He screamed so seductively!" Mo Ming took the opportunity to put the blame on Menghu's head.

"Scum! Fellow scoundrel!" Seeing that Mo Ming was actually taking the blame, Haruhi immediately showed a look of disgust and cosplayed like Ito Chitose.

"Terrible!" Katsura Yanye imitated Haruhi and looked down on her.

However, Mo Ming saw a hint of excitement in her eyes. Perhaps she felt, like Risa, that Haruhi really disliked Mo Ming.

“+1”Gui Chudaisy also felt speechless.

"Lord Mo Ming..." Busujima Saeko felt very embarrassed. Even if she was Busujima Saeko, she couldn't say anything to support Mo Ming at this time!

"Ahem..." Mu Geng chose to face the wall, as she still had something to ask Mo Ming for.

Although she knew that Mo Ming wouldn't care, Mu Geng felt that she should think Mo Ming would care.

This is a matter of attitude!

“<(*￣▽￣*)/Ahahaha~~” Mao Li Ran is the most gentle and considerate of others, so even though she knew that Mo Ming did it on purpose, she was still the most embarrassed one.

There is a disease called "My friend is not embarrassed, but I feel embarrassed for him."

Mao Lilan is suffering from this disease at this moment, it's so embarrassing!

Takagi Saya had nothing to say because she was lying among the corpses with foam at the mouth - she was terrified.

"Okay! Stop talking nonsense here! Drive quickly!" With everyone's support, Chunri did not give Mo Ming any chance to continue to blame others. She interrupted the topic directly and urged Mo Ming to drive in a fierce and cute way, even almost shouting out the catchphrase that threatened Xuzi and the others.

“╮(╯▽╰)╭Okay!” Mo Ming shrugged helplessly, then activated the biological force field, lifted [Leopard Exploded] that fell into the ditch, and put it back on the road.

"Can't you just fly over with it?" Haruhi was helpless.

“But honey, I’m flying a [Leopard Explosion], it’s a tank, not a helicopter. What’s the use of flying over there?” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏“Although Miho and the others often perform tank flying, it’s reasonable for them to fly tanks. If I fly it as a helicopter, people will complain about it!”

“(﹁“﹁)You talk as if no one is complaining now!” Chunri felt that Mo Ming was simply trying to cover up his mistake.

After all, she still remembered what Mo Ming told her on the day he came back - he picked up garbage until he went bankrupt and officially acknowledged the fact that he was just a regional person.

The reason why Kasuga remembered it so clearly was because Mo Ming used this money to buy Sakura High School. His purpose was to enter Sakura High School, an all-girls school, and study with Mio and the others. He even prepared a little skirt!

By the way, what kind of devilish scene is it when Dachao wears a JK skirt! ?

"Pfft!"

"O(∩_∩)O haha~"

When she thought of the image of Dachao wearing a JK skirt, Kasuga burst into laughter on the spot!

"Wife, I feel the malice coming from you!" Mo Ming turned around and gave Chunri a helpless look, but that was all!

After all, this is the wife I chose, I have to lick her even if I have to kneel down!

"Look at me, I'm smiling so happily, do I look like I have any bad intentions?" Haruhi smiled happily and made a standard smiling gesture with her fingers.

Mo Ming knew without even looking that Haruhi's smile was perfect, without even a hint of perfunctoriness. It was precisely because of this that he was certain that Haruhi had just criticized him in her mind!

“It’s not a question of whether it looks like it or not!” Mo Ming (▼⊿▼) “It’s that it is exactly like it!”

"(╯▽╰)Okay~ Since you said so, I admit it!"Haruhi (ノ￣▽￣) "That's right! I admit it! And I'm telling you my truth!"

"Stop! Stop!! (▼へ▼)メDon't say anymore!" Mo Ming decisively interrupted Haruhi's spell.

"(▼⊿▼) If you tell me to stop, I'll stop. That would be so embarrassing for me." Kasuga said the classic saying of the male protagonist in an expressionless manner, but her eyes were shining with a bright light.

She finally understood why everyone liked to use magic to defeat magic!

"Wife, if you say that, I will be embarrassed!" Mo Ming (ー`?ー)

"If you're embarrassed, stop talking!" Kasuga (￣へ￣)

"Hiss——" Mo Ming took a breath of cold air, he found that Haruhi had learned bad things!

And the smell is very Hong Kong-like, he must have secretly gone to watch Hong Kong movies again!

"(?????)RUA~~" Seeing Mo Ming like this, Haruhi knew that her mental attack had worked. She happily stuck out her tongue, made a face, and taunted him severely!

“There’s no other way! You forced me to do this!! I’m going to use my trump card!!!” Mo Ming, who was ridiculed, roared angrily.

That crazy look is indeed a little scary! ——by the frightened cute tiger!

"Come on!" Haruhi was not afraid of Mo Ming at all. She was no longer the little Haruhi Suzumiya who would be scared out of her wits by a few words from Mo Ming!

She is now...

She is already the leader of the SOS Brigade, JK Haruhi Suzumiya!

"If you don't listen to me, I will go to your room to sleep tonight! And not only will I go to your room to sleep, I will also break into your dreams and do all kinds of things to you that you like!" Mo Ming threatened viciously.

In reality, Mo Ming was still worried about the issue of execution by cannonballing, but in his dreams, as long as he didn’t deliberately modify the dream, with Haruhi’s ability to be ineffective at the time, he wouldn’t be able to resist, let alone protect himself!

By then, not to mention such trivial matters as rolling them into a ball or flattening them, even arranging them into a formation of eighteen bronze men may be possible!

"(▼⊿▼)Heh~ Is that all you have? Come on, if you frown I lose!" Kasuga breathed a sigh of relief. She thought Mo Ming was going to take out her wet panties to threaten her!

Is this the result?

Then, without any pressure, Haruhi hooked her finger at Mo Ming provocatively and gave him a sarcastic smile!

Being provoked, his uncle and aunt could tolerate it, but Mo Ming couldn't tolerate it! So he decided to use his second trump card and vowed to let Kasuga know who was the boss of this family!

Chapter 329 Mo Ming: There is no other way! You forced me to do this!

Mo Ming threw away the steering wheel, completely leaving the driving and enemy-killing to the artificial intelligence, then jumped behind Kasuga, forcibly controlling Kasuga while decisively initiating teleportation, and in the blink of an eye he had brought Kasuga to the top of the turret.

Seeing Mo Ming's decisive actions, Chunri felt as if she had seen the rumored domineering president!

Even at this moment, Haruhi's mind was filled with such scenes as: [Woman, you have aroused my interest!], [I have reserved this fish pond for you!], [You can't escape from my palm!], [I don't care what you think, I only care what I feel!], etc.

Even a middle school student like her couldn't stand the shock of such a dark scene!

Maybe people like Kaede who don't like exploring the internal network don't think it's a big deal, but when Kasuga gets home and has nothing to do, she'll watch the movies and TV series from the Rabbit family, and she's very familiar with those underworld scenes!

Just thinking about it now, Haruhi felt her cerebellum shrink and her whole body was shaking!

"Haruhi, your reaction is not normal!" Mo Ming, who was very close, noticed Haruhi's abnormality at a glance, "Did you see something extremely polluting?"

"I didn't..." Haruhi looked away in embarrassment.

“Have you watched the TV series of Rabbit’s family?” Thinking of Kasuga’s arrogant look before, and then thinking about his domineering appearance and her trembling appearance, Mo Ming suddenly understood!

"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノHow did you know that?" Kasuga looked at Mo Ming in shock. She suspected that Mo Ming was reading minds again!

Damn cheats! I'm so envious! I want a cheat like this too! ——by Haruhi who is jealous

"Haruhi-chan~" Mo Ming (*￣︶￣)

"Hmm~" Haruhi (O_O)?

"Normally speaking, I wouldn't be surprised if you were a tsundere!"

"So? How did you know I watched the Rabbit family's romantic TV series?" Haruhi was puzzled.

"Because your brain is shaking, your cerebellum is shrinking, and your muscles are twitching, you look just like me!" Mo Ming (;￢＿￢)

"..." Haruhi looked at Mo Ming with eyes wide open and a look of disbelief, "Is it that obvious?"

"Yeah!" Mo Ming nodded, "After all, we look like a couple!"

"/(//o/ω/o//)/..." Haruhi's face gradually turned bright red.

"Why are these damn cheesy love talks so arousing?" The shy Haruhi complained in her heart while tapping Mo Ming's chest coquettishly.

The shy Haruhi was very seductive. Mo Ming felt his food waking up and his appetite increasing. He had the urge to hold her in his arms and ravage her!

"What do you want to do?" Perhaps because she heard Mo Ming's heavy breathing, Haruhi looked up and glared at Mo Ming with a little vigilance.

It's a pity that Haruhi was so shy just now, and her glare at this moment has no deterrent effect at all. Instead, it is like a coquettish look, which is very tempting!

"I want to!" Mo Ming lowered his head and expressed his attitude with actions.

"Stop!" Under normal circumstances, Kasuga might have obeyed reluctantly, but now there are many audiences shouting "I'm hungry!"

"Ok?"

"Look at the environment! Idiot!" Haruhi gave Mo Ming a helpless look.

“╮(╯▽╰)╭Okay~” Mo Ming shrugged helplessly, “But I want to keep an account!”

"(▼⊿▼)No!" Haruhi rejected Mo Ming's request without even thinking about it.

"No interest!" Mo Ming raised his hand and swore.

"(▼⊿▼) Ask Risa-chan if she believes what you said?" Haruhi gave Mo Ming a look of contempt.

She remembered very clearly that the debt owed by her stupid teammate Risa Tonghai had not been paid off yet.

From this, it can be seen that his rolling speed is even more terrifying than Gao Lidai from the Black Society!

In short, even a dog wouldn’t be able to choose Mo Ming’s accounting!

"Lisa's wife must believe it!" Mo Ming nodded frantically.

"(ˉ▽￣～) Tsk~~ If even Satania doesn't believe it, who are you trying to fool?" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming, "Don't you feel guilty about this?"

"Who cares if they have a conscience just to eat meat?" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏"Besides, how much does conscience cost per pound?"

"(;￢＿￢)...(.oˇ?ˇo。)Get lost!" In just a moment, Haruhi made up her mind that she would never let Mo Ming succeed until this incident was over.

"Haruhi-chan, you know me!" Mo Ming (???)?

"Oh~" Haruhi (▼⊿▼)

"You know me. I'm the kind of person who won't release the eagle until I see the rabbit!" Mo Ming said seriously.

"(▼⊿▼) So what?" Haruhi raised her chin proudly, looking very disdainful.

In fact, only Haruhi herself knew how nervous she was!

There are role models!

Every time I jump around, I will be physically suppressed by Mo Ming. Don’t I have to change equipment every time?

At this moment, Haruhi inexplicably felt as if she was walking on the same path that Risa had walked on. She might be physically suppressed by Risa in the next second! There was a biohazard and the end of the world going on nearby! She didn't want to find a place to change her equipment!

"So, either you keep a record, or I convince you myself!" Mo Ming (???)? "You can only choose one of the two~"

"(￣へ￣) Only children make choices!" Haruhi said with disdain.

“(?????)Wife, you want them all?” Mo Ming looked surprised.

"I don't want any of it!" Haruhi (?????) RUA!

"Hiss - that's too much! I can't help it! You forced me to do this!" Mo Ming (▼へ▼メ)

"Don't come over here!"

"You can scream! No one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out!" Mo Ming (???)?

"Yuri Suzu-senpai, help!" Kasuga (っ°Д°)っ

"Lily Bell?" Mo Mingyi (?Д?三?Д?)

"Bang!" The moment Mo Ming looked up to look for Lily Bell, he heard the sound of the hatch closing at his feet, and Haruhi was no longer beside him.

It goes without saying that Haruhi hid back in [Leopard Exploded].