Bored, I want to see rivers of blood!

Chapter 11 Fish Dinner

"It's time to send this little vampire back."

Talking to himself, Yonglin has decided to send the unconscious vampire back. Now she has been knocked unconscious by the drugs he used, and her previous memories have been deleted. At this moment, she will not remember anything.

Thinking about it, Yonglin immediately shouted

"Qianye, come here quickly."

Hearing the call, Qianye quickly came to the ward. Looking at the unconscious Remi, Qianye asked with a sly smile:

"Aunt Yonglin, you have finished the experiment? So, is it my turn next?"

"Oh? What do you want to do?"

"Simple, of course I want to test her depth~"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yonglin quickly punched him.

"Stop using this kind of lame plot that won't pass the censorship. If you like her, just go after her. This kind of physical gratification is really lame..."

"Okay, I get it. But, Aunt Eirin. Are you jealous? Why are you so concerned about the chastity of this little fruit bat?"

Facing Qianye who suddenly appeared in front of him, Yonglin was speechless. He sighed again and said speechlessly

"You think too much. We have only known each other for one day. Do you think I have feelings for you? Aren't you too self-righteous?"

"Okay, but why do you feel nothing when I call you auntie?"

"If you have lived for hundreds of millions of years like me, then you will be like me. You won't have too many thoughts about age or anything like that. The name is just a code name..."

"Oh, so you don't mind if I call you grandma?"

"Asshole, I don't want to be called grandma."

"Haha, you are anxious, you are anxious~"

咚

Soon, Qianye was punched again.

At this moment, Qianye felt that this old lady was really hypocritical. She said that she didn't care about age and titles. In the end, she was just joking. She was instantly defeated. Where did her hundreds of millions of years of self-restraint go?

There was no other way, Qianye could only obey her. Watching Yonglin slowly carry the unconscious Remi down, Qianye held her in his arms. Then he slowly walked towards the door.

Just as she was about to leave, Yonglin smiled and said

"Be careful on the road and don't take it lightly."

"Hehe, who do you think I am? I am a man who has lived for twenty years. What kind of fights have I not fought in?"

"Twenty years of virginity, huh?"

"Okay, auntie, stop making fun of me. I've been a virgin for twenty years, and you..."

Qianye didn't say the rest of the words, after all, he could just think about it in his heart. It would be impolite to say it out loud, but although this is the truth, Qianye still said silently in his heart

Old leftover woman, forever? Hahaha........

Thinking of this, Qianye quickly flew into the sky, leaving Yonglin alone to think about life...

Bathed in the cool night breeze, Qianye's long black hair swayed in the wind. Qianye held the petite Remi in his arms, looking at the small red mansion. Qianye began to think, should he leave this vampire here or send it to her home?

It would be unsafe to leave her here, even though she is a vampire. However, there are many monsters in Gensokyo. Who knows what kind of bastard might come out?

Thinking, Qianye looked at the girl in his arms. Smiling, Qianye couldn't help but touch her nose.

Ah woo

The sleeping girl bit Qianye's palm, and because it was an unconscious action, Qianye was not prepared for this attack, and strands of blood flowed into Remi's mouth.

Qianye was speechless, but seeing that she was still unconscious, Qianye didn't know what to say. After observing the layout of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Qianye simply slipped into the interior of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and sensed the doors of several rooms.

Qianye randomly found an empty room, and when he opened the door, he discovered that this room looked like a girl's room.

There were white maid costumes hanging in many places, and some silver throwing knives were placed in other places. There were pocket watches and hour hand decorations everywhere, which made Qianye very confused.

Although he didn't know whose room it was, Qianye thought it didn't matter. After putting the girl into the white quilt, Qianye was about to leave, but soon, he heard footsteps.

no solution anymore

In a short time, Qianye got under the bed. Fortunately, Qianye's body had not yet developed. Otherwise, if he was 10 years old and 195cm tall, it would be really unlucky.

Soon, Qianye heard a female voice

"Miss? Why are you in my room? It's so weird..."

Thinking about it, Sakuya could only squeeze into the same bed with Remi helplessly. Hugging Remi beside her, feeling the girl's soft body. Sakuya felt very happy......

Gradually, Sakuya also fell into sleep.

At this moment, Qianye was speechless. He was almost discovered. No, it was not like he could not escape if he was discovered. At most, it would just make a little noise...

Feeling foolish, with such thoughts in mind, Qianye quickly crawled out from under the bed, opened a window on one side, and jumped out of the window, flying towards Yongyuan Pavilion.

Back at Eien-gei, Eirin had already made fried fish from the small fish. Some of the big fish were made into fish balls or stewed in soup. Others were braised, steamed, sweet and sour. Anyway, she made a lot of dishes in this way.

Seeing Qianye coming back, Yonglin smiled and waved. He asked Qianye to come over and sit down. Qianye sat down quickly. Looking at the fish feast in front of him, Qianye asked with some doubts:

"Aunt Yonglin, there's no need for such a sumptuous midnight snack, right?"

"If it's not rich, you won't be full, right?"

Listening to Yonglin's words, Qianye also smiled. Because what she said was indeed reasonable, thinking about it. Qianye immediately began to eat heartily, and accidentally ate the plate again.

Looking at Qianye's horrifying eating habits, Yonglin said helplessly

"Sometimes I'm really curious, are you a human? How could a human have such digestive ability? To digest the whole plate, your stomach acid must be at least ten times that of an average person. However, the test results show no abnormalities..."

"There has always been a famous saying that a man who can eat and drink is a hero. This may be an evaluation of me, what do you think?"

"Okay, okay, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore. I should go to sleep, it's already dark..."

"Isn't it almost dawn?"

"So, I should get some good sleep."

Soon, Yonglin returned to his room. Then, Qianye quickly finished the food in front of him. Then, Qianye found a sofa and fell asleep.

Nothing in the night

(To be continued in the next chapter)

Chapter 12 White Dew

"Hey, wake up. Don't sleep any more, it's time to eat..."

Suddenly, a shout woke Qianye up. Qianye opened his eyes and looked over. Yonglin smiled and took out a plate of longan and asked:

"Do you know what day today is?"

"I know. Isn't it Sunday?"

Listening to Qianye's nonchalant words, Yonglin smiled. Then, she slowly shook her head and said

"Would you like to continue guessing?"

"Could it be your birthday, Auntie? You're so old, and you're still celebrating your birthday. Maybe there won't be enough room for the candles on your cake~"

Boom!

Yonglin punched Qianye on the head and said angrily

"You tease me again. I guess you don't want to live anymore, do you?"

"It's just a joke, Auntie, are you a little angry?"

"Nonsense, anyone would get mad if their age is talked about repeatedly. Would you like others to say you are a brat?"

"Well, I don't want others to say that I'm a brat."

"Isn't that okay?"

Looking at Yonglin who was sitting on the bench angrily, Qianye thought for a while. However, he still couldn't figure out what day it was today. Qianye had no choice but to look at Yonglin for help and ask

"So, what holiday is today? It can't be Kaguya's birthday, right?"

"It's still too early for her birthday, and Immortals generally don't care about birthdays."

Seeing that Qianye really couldn't guess, Yonglin had no choice. As if recalling the past, she said silently

"There are twelve months in a year, and there are twenty-four solar terms in the twelve months. The earliest origin can even be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and later generations have continuously supplemented it. The most famous one is Liu An, the King of Huainan, whose twenty-four solar terms are the most complete."

"Auntie, are you going a little too far? I just want to know what day it is today..."

"A rotten tree cannot be carved, and a wall of dung cannot be plastered."

Yonglin sighed helplessly as he looked at Qianye who didn't want to listen to anything. He really met a complete loser who didn't want to listen to anything. Qianye felt helpless as he listened to Yonglin's words.

"Alas... a fool will never feel that he is stupid."

"So, you think I'm stupid?"

"No, I don't think so."

"Who are you talking about? Yourself?"

Listening to Yonglin's words, Qianye looked towards an empty place. Then, Qianye continued silently.

"I'm talking about the person who was peeping from behind. She thought she was hiding well. But I spotted her a long time ago."

"Maybe, you are right. I think so too..."

Then, the feeling of being spied on disappeared. After all, the person being watched had already noticed the situation. Continuing to watch would only bring shame upon oneself. After all this was over, Yonglin looked at Qianye again and said:

"Actually, you shouldn't have mentioned her existence. It would only bring trouble..."

"So, Aunt Eirin. Did I get you in trouble?"

"No, it just becomes very disturbing."

"So, who is that person?"

"You don't need me to tell you, you will know it later."

Seeing Yonglin unwilling to say more, Qianye was speechless. Then he slowly sat back on the sofa, and then Qianye spoke again.

"So, Auntie. What holiday is today?"

"Bai Lu is one of the 24 solar terms. It represents the beginning of autumn. People in Fuzhou eat longan on this day. People say that longan must be eaten on Bai Lu. On this day, eating a longan is as nutritious as eating a whole chicken. People in Nanjing drink Bai Lu tea on this day because the tea leaves before and after Bai Lu have gone through the summer heat."

"The period around the White Dew is the best time for it to grow, so..."

"Okay, okay, Auntie, I get it. It's just eating longan and drinking tea, right?"

Once again interrupting Yonglin's speech, Qianye grabbed a longan and stuffed it into his mouth. It tasted sweet and felt good. Thinking, Qianye slowly said

"It's not as magical as you said, is it? I don't feel anything at all..."

"I've already told you, it's just a rumor. Why are you taking it so seriously?"

As he said this, Yonglin poured a bowl of white wine and started drinking. Seeing Yonglin's actions, Qianye also looked at the pot of wine and asked:

"What kind of wine is this? It doesn't feel like ordinary liquor."

"Rice wine, during the Bailu solar term. People in Suzhou or Zhejiang have the custom of drinking Bailu wine. Why? Do you want to try some?"

"How does it taste? It's not spicy, is it?"

"It's okay, it's not spicy. You'll know if you try it, it tastes quite sweet."

As he said this, Yonglin poured Qianye a glass. Looking at the rice wine in front of him, Qianye sniffed it carefully. There was a smell of leavened dough, and then. Qianye took a sip, and a spicy taste mixed with sweetness and sourness rushed straight to his head.

Looking at Qianye's expression, Yonglin asked with a smile

"How does it taste?"

"I feel a little high..."

"More?"

"Come on, keep going..."

After three rounds of drinking, Qianye only felt dizzy. It was a very strange feeling. In the world of Genshin Impact, even if he drank Demon Slayer Wine, he would be fine. He even drank Torachiyo, who was good at drinking, and fell down.

But what's going on now? I feel dizzy and a little nauseous.