Bored, I want to see rivers of blood!

"Actually, it's not like that. In my eyes, the wind god who represents freedom is not free at all. He is imprisoned in the position of a god. To exercise freedom... is this really freedom? And you who bear all this must be very tired, right?"

Qianye said this, but after he finished speaking, he waited for a long time but didn't hear any reply... Qianye then realized that Wendy had fallen asleep again leaning on his shoulder. He didn't hear anything he said just now...

There was a moment of silence... Qianye felt like a clown at this moment. It was really troublesome to show empathy for no reason... Thinking of this, Qianye took action.

Pinching Wendy's face, Qianye roared madly.

"Asshole Wendy, you have to pay me back for being touched!"

“It hurts, it hurts… How rude…”

Qianye and Wendy ended the day playing and fighting. After they were done, Qianye naturally let Wendy lie on his back and returned home...

The next morning, Wendy woke up after a night of hangover. She turned to look at Qianye who was lying on the side. He was naked at the moment. He had long black hair down to his waist, like a queen, and she...

The quilt slowly fell down, and Wendy found that she was not wearing anything.

"Should I scream at this moment?"

"Then I'm going to scream!"

As if she was saying something, Wendy took a deep breath and shouted

"Aaaaah! What have you done to me!"

Qianye was awakened and furious. Looking at Wendy who was still pretending to be cute, Qianye punched her without much hesitation.

"Joker, what are you doing?"

Wendy only felt a strong fist wind touching her, and then the powerful fist was about to touch her body. Wendy felt the approach of death at the moment of contact...

The fist stopped in front of Wendy, and the wind caused by the force blew Wendy's hair backwards. But after a moment, the fist turned into a palm, and Wendy was pressed back to the bed. The strong arms hugged his body, and Wendy felt that he could not move...

(To be continued in the next chapter)

Chapter 23: Drunkenness

"You're awake now... I'm happy to tell you that you did something very rude to me..."

He opened his eyes and heard Wendy's obviously indecent words. Qianye looked back at Wendy curled up in his arms, with her blue hair, white and rosy cheeks, and her big blue eyes filled with tears...

"It's okay to be rude, okay...which pub should we go to drink at today?"

Ignoring Wendy's frivolous words, Qianye slowly stood up.

What appeared before Wendy's eyes were long black hair, large bulging muscles, and countless healed wounds on the body. From these, it can be seen that Qianye himself has experienced countless tragic battles. Especially the scar that almost cut the human body in half...

Wendy looked at Qianye's scars and stroked them with her hand.

"Hmm... you have a really strong body... I think there will be a lot of girls who like you, right?"

Teasing Qianye, Wendy began to touch Qianye's arms, abdomen and other parts. However, after seeing the vague murderous intent emerging from Qianye, Wendy smiled and took her hands away from Qianye...

Sighing, Qianye put on a robe to completely cover his wound. Without answering Wendy's extremely indecent words, he turned around and took out a large piece of smoked meat and bread from the cupboard.

With some juice, Qianye sat down on the seat.

"It's time for breakfast, let's eat..."

Wendy looked at Qianye's pile of smoked meat, then looked at her own filling breakfast. With emotion, Wendy did not continue to talk about what happened just now.

"No matter how many times I see you, I always feel that compared to other normal people, your appetite is really too outrageous... Especially your appetite that allows you to eat even a plate without getting constipated..."

"I sometimes feel this way, but I get used to it after a while. Besides, there is an old saying in Liyue: A man who can eat and drink is a hero. I eat everything with relish every day. I have never avoided practicing when it is time, without a doubt. This saying may be the best way to describe me..."

As he said this, Qianye accidentally stuffed the plate into his mouth.

Kaci, Kaci...

Listening to the harsh cracking sound and the broken pieces of porcelain that occasionally burst out of his mouth, Wendy felt Qianye's abnormal side again. If he ate like this, would his mouth really not be pierced by the porcelain? Could his stomach really digest it completely?

"By the way, is the porcelain delicious? Is there really nothing wrong with your tongue and mouth?"

Wendy looked at Qianye with some concern, but Qianye swallowed the smoked meat mixed with ceramics in one gulp. With an expression that said, "What did you say?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, just continue eating."

…………

In the Wolf Territory, Boreas accepted the challenge from Rustan, the Knight of the North Wind. Ice and wind attacked the opponent together, but Rustan evaded them all with his flexible movement...

After about a day, Rustam defeated Boreas with great difficulty. Watching Boreas's departure, Rustam breathed heavily.

"Time has worn me down after all... I've fought for a whole day before. I've never had a break like I did today..."

Rustan used his sword to support himself and not fall down. He looked at the altar and the sky that was gradually getting dark. He heard the words of the Wolf King.

"At your age, Rustam. Maybe you should retire?"

"Although I am very unwilling, it is customary. It is indeed time for me to retire, but I still feel very unwilling to accept it..."

Boreas walked slowly from the altar and looked at Rustam who was still standing. He continued to listen to his complaints like an audience...

"Yes, I am not convinced by Qianye. He is only 15 years old, but he has achieved many things that I dare not even think about. I am a child of a tenant farmer, and I have achieved these things with untold hardships... I have worked hard every day to gain abilities, but in the end, I am no match for a disciple of a god..."

"Why is this happening? I feel like this is unfair. Some people are just lucky enough to be accepted as disciples by gods... while others have worked so hard to achieve something that is easily available to them..."

Rustan roared angrily and unwillingly, and everything he said made people feel extremely sad. Boreas listened to these complaints silently, without feeling unhappy.

After Rustan vented his anger, he returned to normal.

"Yes, I know that my unwarranted jealousy is wrong. I am a knight, and even the vice-captain of the Knights Templar. I shouldn't have said these words, but I just feel unwilling in my heart..."

"Qian Ye did nothing wrong. He was just out practicing. Even his character has never been bad. I... am old after all..."

Rustam finally put the sword back on his waist and said to Boreas apologetically:

"I'm so sorry, old friend. It's my fault for making you listen to so many complaints... I'm really not worthy of being reused..."

"It's nothing, kid. I've been with you for a long time...even longer than Qianye. And I know you, both the good and the bad. I know everything about you...you just need a rest..."

After communicating with Rustam for a long time, Boreas returned to the altar. And Rustam thought it was time to take a break... After all, even his old friend Boreas said so.

What should I do on holiday? Rustan thought so after returning to Mondstadt. However, in the square at night, Wendy rode on Qianye's neck, and each of them had a bottle of cider. Qianye drank the low-proof one, and Wendy drank the high-proof one...

As they drank, Wendy started to sing. Qianye also sang along...

"The river flows eastwards... the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper~"

Seeing these two people so lively, Rustan thought at first that it was the father taking care of the children. However, when he got closer, he found out.

My goodness, two minors were drunk and acting crazy at night. Not only were they drunk, they were even disturbing the neighbors... As the deputy leader of the Knights of Favonius, how could I just sit back and watch such unbearable behavior? !

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you two doing? Minors are not allowed to drink!"

Rustan roared and rushed towards Qianye, but in Qianye's hands, Rustan was captured before he could even fight a few moves, and he looked exhausted.

Wendy had a funny idea in her mind, so a whole bottle of high-proof cocktail was poured into the deputy leader's mouth... before long.

The number of drunk people increased from two to three, and they were having a great time drinking and playing together...

(To be continued in the next chapter)

Chapter 24 Wake up...

"Hey...what's wrong? My head hurts..."

Rustan, who was drunk the whole night, was about to get up from the bed, but when he stretched out his hand, he touched a person's hard body. Looking closely, he saw the strong body of a giant. It was Qianye... Rustan turned around and prepared to think about life, but when he turned around, he saw Wendy who looked like a little girl...

Rustam:!!!

What's going on?! Why am I in Qianye's bed! Also, who is this naked girl?

I… I… I didn’t join hands with that bastard Qianye to ruin a good girl, did I? This… This… God of Wind, please bless me. How could I do such a thing that is worse than an animal!

I have tarnished the reputation of the Knights, and now, my great reputation as a wolf cub knight will probably turn into a shameful beastly vice-captain! How will people in the future judge me as a beast? !

When Qianye opened his eyes, he saw Rustan, who was petrified, brainstorming non-stop, while Wendy covered her face with the quilt and continued to pretend to sleep. It was as if it wasn't him who gave Rustan the strong liquor yesterday...

"Qian Ye, you beast! You and I cannot coexist. Today I will fight you to the death! Yeah!"

Rustan had a ferocious expression like a demon, and he turned over and pressed on Qianye. He pinched Qianye's neck tightly with both hands, and pressed his knees on Qianye's chest as he "struggled desperately". He was determined to crush this beast in his eyes to death at once...

After waiting for a long time, Wendy, who was too exhausted to pretend to be asleep, slowly stood up. The quilt slipped slightly from her upper body, revealing her white and seductive chest.

Rustam, who saw all this, stared for three seconds. Blood spurted out of his nose like a water gun, spraying directly onto the quilt.

"I have no regrets in my life..."

patter

Rustan fell on the bed, blood trickling down his nose. There was still a hint of happiness in his eyes...

…………

After understanding everything, Qianye looked at Wendy who was still pretending to be cute, and Rustan who thought he had made a big mistake and was about to surrender to the Knights. Qianye felt like he almost couldn't breathe...

"Rustan... have you forgotten something?"

"Forgot something..."

Confused Rustan was still sitting aside, while Qianye was looking at the other person's expression of despair. He didn't know whether he should tell him the truth, because the truth could sometimes hurt people more than a lie...

However, it would not be a good thing to let Rustan think of himself as a sinner. After hesitating for a while, Qianye finally decided to tell him the truth. Although, this truth might make Rustan more painful...

"Um, have you forgotten who helped you to pee last night, and who you were helping to pee?"

Rustan looked at Qianye's big bulge and Wendy's cute expression.

"Please, Qianye. Stop talking like that. Please don't!"

However, the cruel Qianye ignored Rustan's pleas. The truth was slowly told by Qianye. After listening to the whole process, Rustan turned his head stiffly, staring at Wendy with eyes that no longer showed the desire to live.

"Are you a boy?"

"Hey~"

Wendy stuck out her tongue playfully, making a cute sound like a little girl. Rustan, who heard the sound, seemed to be completely unconvinced and reached out to touch Wendy's chest and Wendy's...

"Oh, I hate you!"

Wendy shyly reached out and stabbed Rustan on the head...

At this moment, Rustan was confused and hesitant. He looked at Wendy's face that looked like a girl's and her neck without an Adam's apple. However, her flat chest and... completely proved that Wendy was a boy...

Rustam:…………

The extremely devastated voice came from the mouth of a 45-year-old man.

"Quack! Lord Barbatos, the God of Wind, what have I done wrong? Why are you playing with my fate like this? I am already forty-five years old. I have no children and have never married..."

"I have dedicated my best life to Mond, how could my fate be so bad? I have clearly accepted the possibility that I have done something wrong, but why did they find two boys to scare me like this! Quack..."

Qianye and Wendy looked at Rustan who was crying and it was rare that these two guys who were not very human still had a little conscience in their hearts.

"It's okay, Rustan. As long as you don't tell anyone about this matter, I won't tell anyone either. No one in Mondstadt or even in the entire Teyvat will know that this happened, which means no one will know that you helped..."

Before he could finish his words, Qianye's mouth was covered by Rustan. Filled with murderous intent that even frightened Qianye, Rustan's cold eyes swept over the two trembling people.

"I don't want to hear anyone mention this matter again. I beg you two. Be a human being..."

Qianye and Wendy kept nodding their heads, indicating that there would be no fourth pair of ears that could hear this. Of course, this was also worthy of recognition.

After all, this matter can almost be converted into a joke.

In the Liyue court, a lawyer said

"My witness has a strong alibi. All we need is for us to do is take a quick look at the color novels that were placed in his residence."

"No need to say, the murderer is me!"

Just take this incident as an example. The idea of ​​keeping a clean record is applicable even to Mondstadt. After all, no one wants their secrets to be exposed. Especially when this secret is not so clean...

…………

Inside the Knights, Alendrin, who was handling government affairs, looked at Rustan who had returned to his post. He couldn't help but burst into a strange laugh, which seemed unusually brilliant.

"Hey, Rustan. I thought you were a man who strictly abided by the rules of chivalry, but I didn't expect you to get drunk and act crazy. Last night..."

"No need to say anything, I recalled some bad memories. It's best to let this matter rot in my stomach, please, Alendrin..."

Rustan clasped his hands together, hoping that Alendrin would stop investigating. After all, if he continued to investigate, he might meet Qianye one day, and then he said loudly

“Isn’t this Nantong Rustan?”