Yulandel buried in the deepest part of her heart the incident in which she accidentally pressed Mr. Xia Yuan under her in the infirmary.
She would not tell anyone...even her sister on the moon. In the aisle of the ship, Xia Yuan holding the bamboo basket in her hand looked like Little Red Riding Hood who had just left her grandmother's house.
Unfortunately, within a minute, he met the Big Bad Wolf lady who liked him the most at the corner.
"Bad guy?!"
"Ms. Hei Xi?!"
The two people who met at the corner of the ship's aisle said in unison.
It's true that enemies meet in a narrow road. When two brave men meet, the braver one wins. But Xia Yuan just wants to retreat now. Is it too late to escape now?
“I didn’t expect such a coincidence that I would meet the super, super, super considerate Ms. Big Bad Wolf here.
"To be honest, my fairy grandmother is almost starving to death and urgently needs a sandwich to fill her stomach. I hope that the kind-hearted lady wolf can be merciful and let the unfortunate Little Red Riding Hood give the sandwich to the lonely Granny Ellie for her sake."
After saying that, Xia Yuan lowered his head and tried to pass by Miss Hei Xi as if nothing had happened.
boom--
But would Ms. Big Bad Wolf let Little Red Riding Hood go? Obviously not. Ms. Hei Xi stretched out her arm and slapped the wall on one side, blocking Xia Yuan's way.
"Bah, bah, bah, you are the big bad wolf!"
Miss Kuroki looked unfriendly as she looked at the sinful man in front of her. Her sister Bronya and Mei were both treated like cabbages by him. A few days ago, he was still hugging that little Grayshu in the sleeping bag.
The name of Big Bad Wolf was probably spread among the bad guys.
"Okay, okay, I'm the Big Bad Wolf. So, can you, the fair-skinned and beautiful Miss Little Red Riding Hood, let Mr. Big Bad Wolf leave here? I have a little wolf kid crying for food at home. If you don't leave, the Big Bad Wolf will have to eat meat!"
Xia Yuan licked his lips, looking like he wanted to eat the other person, but unfortunately Miss Heixi was very uncooperative.
"Hmph, bad guy, stop talking nonsense here. It's you I'm looking for today. You were so tough last night, pretending to be Mr. Hom and deliberately frightening me behind my back, causing me to embarrass myself in front of Xi'er!"
After slapping his forehead, Xia Yuan suddenly realized.
It turned out that Xiao Xier had embarrassed his parents and lost face, so he decided to come and get back at them today. Humph, is he someone who would give in so easily?
puff-
Xia Yuan bowed his head and said, "A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him."
"Grandma Heixi, please forgive me for my mistakes and stop arguing with someone two generations younger than you. I will go to your temple someday and burn three chili-flavored incense sticks for you as a token of my filial respect. I hope you will be kind enough to spare my life."
When Miss Heixi saw the other party's instantly submissive look and attitude, she felt both angry and a little amused, and the anger in her heart was reduced by a lot.
"Hmph, get up from the ground quickly. What a mess you make. And I don't want to be a bad guy. If other people on the ship see you, they might think you are worshipping your ancestors. Ahem... You don't have to offer chili-flavored incense, but you can offer chili-flavored sandwiches. Since you are looking for food for that armed puppet, do you have any chili-flavored sandwiches in your bamboo basket?"
Come to think of it, she originally came out to find food, and after being reminded by the bad guy, she was actually a little hungry.
"Please accept it, Madam Hei Xi."
Xia Yuan raised his hands and presented the tribute.
Ms. Hei Xi rolled her eyes at him in anger. Was the bad guy just watching a movie in the room? Never mind... since there was food, she would not bother with him for the time being.
"Humph, you're still a bad guy, you know what's best for you."
The overflowing chili peppers alone had completely stimulated Miss Heixi's taste buds. She didn't know how happy she would be if she took a bite. However, for the sake of her own image, she resisted the urge to gobble it up and only took a small sip.
Miss Heixi's eyes became bright.
What the bad guy cooked was really delicious. She now understood why sister Bronya would be so active in snatching the bad guy's breakfast every day.
"Aunt Hei Xi, how do you think it tastes?"
"Go away, go away. Even if a nephew like you is given to me for free, I won't accept it."
Xia Yuan tried to guess the other party's current mood. It seemed that she was in a good mood. Maybe things could still turn around and it was not the end of the road. If he could make Miss Hei Xi happy, he should be safe at least today.
"Hmph, it's just so-so. It's still not as good as Xier's, but it's enough to fill my stomach. And you should call me by my name. Xier and I don't have a bad nephew like you. By the way...do you have any chili-flavored sandwiches left? Give me another one."
She would never praise the other person for cooking delicious food, but when Miss Heixi stretched out her hand to ask for it again, Xia Yuan shook her head helplessly.
"Well, the chili flavor is sold out... the remaining ones are the flavors that Ellie likes."
Xia Yuan's words hit her like a bolt from the blue. "It's gone, how could it be gone?" Miss Heixi murmured to herself, and subconsciously licked the remaining hot sauce on her fingers. She wanted another serving.
No, I was almost fooled by the bad guys.
"Don't lie on the floor anymore, ahem...your aunt Hei Xi wants to invite you to watch a movie in the ship's entertainment room. You are not allowed to refuse."
I saw the other person poking my butt with his toes, as if he was going to rob me of my money and my body.
Xia Yuan's heart instantly sank to the bottom. Don't you want me, your nephew? Can't I crawl by myself? He turned around and crawled towards the infirmary. He believed that Youlan Dai'er, who was still in the infirmary, would be able to subdue Miss Hei Xi to the ground in a few minutes. Wouldn't she let him knead her by then?
"Where do you want to crawl to, bad guy? Follow me to the recreation room~"
Without giving Xia Yuan a chance to escape, Miss Heixi grabbed the other's trouser leg and walked towards the entertainment room. She wanted to give the bad guy a tooth for a tooth and make him taste the feeling of being scared to tears by a horror movie.
Xia Yuan tightly protected the bamboo basket in his arms. There was no other way but to let little Ai Li starve for a while.
In the bedroom, the fairy Ellie was lying on the table with a look of despair, staring straight at the door, expecting her keeper to bring her her favorite sandwich.
Chapter 543: It’s not a date with a bad guy!
But even though the fairy Ai Li's crystal saliva flowed all over the table, she still couldn't see her breeder, Xia Yuan, the person she cared about most, appear at the door.
Gollum-
"Why hasn't Xiao Xiayuan come back yet? Why hasn't Xiao Xiayuan come back yet? Miss Pink Fairy wants to eat..."
Fairy Ellie muttered to herself.
There was even no light in her pupils, becoming empty and void, like a typewriter repeating the same sentence over and over again. The fairy's resentment even turned into a physical entity and was transmitted to the person in the entertainment room, causing Xia Yuan to shiver.
"Why does it feel so chilly in the screening room?"
Xia Yuan curled up his body, and the temperature around him suddenly dropped, making him feel a little creepy. Could it be the resentment of a hungry goblin?
Aunt Hei Xi beside him seemed very satisfied with the other party's current frightened and nervous appearance. This was just the beginning. The bad guys would be in trouble when the movie was played! Now it was time to choose a movie.
She would have to pick out the most thrilling movie to scare the bad guys so much that they would crawl into their blankets and tremble.
Miss Hei Xi started searching for the tape in the boxes and cabinets...
"New Mr. Homo, Léon, Midnight Homo, Homo Prequel, Homo Videotape, How to Make the Best Bitter Melon Juice Drink. The last one is for Theresa to enjoy, right? But there are so many movies here, which one is the scariest?"
Miss Heixi murmured to herself. She couldn't make up her mind for a moment because she had never seen it.
"Movie? What kind of movie?! Are there any action-drama movies? Aunt Hei Xi, your eldest nephew wants to watch the story after the rain between Houmu and Houmei."
Xia Yuan moved closer to her and looked at the film in Miss Hei Xi's hand. He couldn't go out anyway, so he might as well watch a tense and exciting movie with his aunt Hei Xi, whom he had just met today. As for whether he could be scared, it all depended on Miss Hei Xi's performance on the spot.
She raised her head and gave Xia Yuan, who was resting his head on her shoulder, a resentful look.
"Go away, there's no bad guy, the little story after the rain that you were expecting, but... there's the little midnight story that I was expecting, hurry up and take your seat, remember to find seats that are next to each other without partitions in the middle."
"Why do we have to sit next to each other?"
Xia Yuan muttered quietly, confused for a moment. Wasn't he going to avenge last night? Why did he suddenly feel like a couple was having a secret date?
click -
But Miss Heixi still heard it and stuffed the movie tape in, almost breaking it.
Turning back and noticing the subtle change in the other person's expression, he quickly explained: "Bad guy, what are you thinking about? How...how could we be dating? Listen carefully, Xier is my only true love, and bad guy, you can only be ranked last in my heart!"
"It's okay. As long as I have status, I don't care whether I'm the first or the last."
"Hmph, stop talking nonsense. The movie is about to start. Stop resting your head on my shoulder and sit down in your seat."
Without giving Xia Yuan a chance to react, Miss Hei Xi forcibly grabbed his arm and ran towards the double seat next to him. Under the dim screen, her cheeks quietly turned rosy, and she looked particularly charming under the light of the screen.
"What kind of couple......"
She didn't think so much about it. She just wanted to teach the bad guy a lesson, avenge last night, and earn some pocket money.
Soon, the other party will be too scared and cover his wet pants with a look of despair. I believe that Sister Bronya and even Mei will definitely pay a high price to buy it back. She is definitely not dating a bad guy!
As the countdown began on the gray-white screen, the movie that Miss Hei Xi carefully selected for the other party began.
Xia Yuan glanced at Miss Heixi who was sitting next to him. She was staring at him, which made him feel a little uncomfortable. Horror movies might not scare him, but it was hard to say for Miss Heixi herself. He was afraid that she would suddenly claw him.
"Auntie, stop looking at me. Aren't we here to watch a movie?"
"Hmph, I can watch whatever I want, what's it to you, bad guy? Turn your head to the screen quickly, don't force me to beat you up~"
Miss Hei Xi waved her fist symbolically.
Watching a movie is not as interesting as watching bad guys. For this action plan, she borrowed several miniature cameras from Dr. Ain early in the morning and deployed them in every corner of the entertainment room to monitor the bad guys' every move. Even going to the toilet could not escape her eyes.
She has already prepared popcorn, a mini camera and a small quilt, and is now waiting for the moment when the bad guy is scared silly by the movie.
Of course~
She would never tell Xia Yuan that the reason she didn't dare to look at the screen was because she was afraid. Last night's "Mr. Houm" had left her with a deep psychological trauma.
If the bad guy hadn't been staying next to her, she really wouldn't have dared to come to the entertainment room alone. When she was installing the camera not long ago, she was almost scared into a cold sweat by Dr. Tesla who suddenly ran over from the aisle in a hurry.
Xia Yuan stared at the screen in front of him, trying to guess what the other person was thinking.
Could this girl Hei Xi be scared? But did she put the wrong movie on the screen? Is this really something she can watch? Or should she pretend to be scared to cheer her up?
But after waiting for a long time, Miss Heixi never got the scene she wanted to see. Xia Yuan's expression remained unmoved, and there was even a hint of expectation and excitement on his face.
"Hmm? That's not right... Isn't this movie scary? Why hasn't the bad guy changed or reacted at all?"
Then, the other person's palm suddenly rested on her fleshy thigh.
This made her instinctively panic like a cat with its fur standing on end, but suddenly she remembered something and did not move the other person's hand away.
Hum, the bad guy can't sit still anymore? So quickly, out of fear, nervousness, and anxiety, in order to seek a sense of security, he had no choice but to put his hand on my leg. Good, it seems that the first stage is going well~
Miss Hei Xi nodded with satisfaction.
If the other party feels scared, then...
Chapter 544 Come and throw yourself into my arms~
Then she didn't mind temporarily giving the bad guy a share of the embrace that Xi'er could only rely on. After all, who would refuse a little fool who was scared and crying? He suddenly hugged her because he was frightened.
"Come on, come on..."
She was ready to open her broad heart and superficially soothe the bad guy's fragile and young heart.
Miss Heixi's patience is like a long stream of water, quietly waiting for the expected moment.
However, time passed by minute by minute.
The scene she expected of the bad guy being scared and crying never appeared.
On the contrary, she felt that the other person's hand on her thigh began to become bolder and more unscrupulous, as if exploring something, or silently conveying some information.
It even made Miss Heixi feel a little strange and unusual.
There was a flash of panic in her eyes, and then this bad girl with a hard mouth and a soft heart fell into deep thought, "Hmm... It's really strange, how can the bad guy be so persistent and not be scared to tears?"
She could sense the nervousness in the other person's expression.
But hidden deep in the other's pupils was an unusual excitement, which made a big question mark appear on Hei Xi's little head. With doubts in her heart, her eyes involuntarily turned to the big screen, trying to find the answer.
It doesn't matter if you don't look, but this glance caused big problems.
The images on the screen were obviously beyond her expectations. Those images and sounds seemed to touch something deep in her heart. Her cheeks unconsciously flushed. It was a chemical reaction mixed with embarrassment and shame.
"Wait, where's the big movie that was supposed to scare the bad guys to tears? What on earth is playing on the screen right now?!!"
on screen.
A little black kite is rubbing against another little red kite affectionately.
As the camera zoomed in, the two chickens snuggled up to each other, revealing anthropomorphic expressions of happiness, while Miss Heixi frowned.
Her heart was filled with confusion and dissatisfaction. She had originally expected a horror movie that could scare the bad guys into tears, but an indescribable scene was playing on the screen in front of her. The intimate behavior between the two red kites was completely opposite to the frightening effect she expected.
This made her feel both ashamed and a little nervous.
If the show continues, the bad guy will not do anything to me, right? The scene in the evening when the bad guy appeared behind me and made me feel weak all over echoed in Miss Hei Xi's mind.
She immediately stood up and walked quickly towards the projector.
His fingers moved quickly on the device below the screen, trying to remove the problematic cassette.
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