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"want."

"I got you the ice cream, too."

"it is good."

"Chips, French fries, gochujang, Pocky, Star Cups... I got them all for you. No wonder Misaka Mikoto can't grow up, it turns out you eat too much junk food."

"Yes, yes, we are doing this for her own good. It is definitely not good for a child's development to eat so many snacks."

Misaka: ??? Are you polite?

["Misaka Kota" is applying to enter your world, do you agree? 】

"Yes."

Chapter 53: Tricking Irena

"Misaka Kouta is entering your world...loading...

5、4、3、2、1……」

"Good morning, Night... eh?"

"What's going on? Is it your custom to welcome important guests in the toilet?" As soon as he appeared, the hedgehog-haired guy who wanted to give Rhine a big hug immediately said with disgust.

"Have you had breakfast?" Rhine greeted the hedgehog-headed guy.

"Not yet." Before the hedgehog-headed guy could speak, Irena's voice came from outside the door.

"Fuck, who's talking?"

"Shit, we forgot to turn on the intercom." They both said in surprise at the same time.

After setting the hedgehog head to spirit mode (only visible to himself), Rhine turned on the team voice function. Unless they were in the same team, no one could hear their conversation.

"Didn't I just tell you? Irene now blocks me at the door even when I go to the bathroom. Who else could be outside the door except her?"

"Fuck, turns out you weren't bragging! I'm so envious." When they were chatting before, Hedgehog Head thought Rhine was trying to frame him, but he didn't expect it to be true.

"What's there to be envious of? Didn't you say that your Misaka Mikoto has always been following you? And if you were really envious, you wouldn't have come to my place." The reason why Hedgehog Head came to his world was because Misaka Mikoto was too clingy, or rather, clingy to her brother. They were together 24 hours a day, so that Hedgehog Head had no time to develop his own abilities, so he came to his world to "take refuge".

"Alas, what's the use? Cousins, real siblings, the difference is a thousand miles apart. The more she clings to me now, the more uncomfortable I will feel when she gets married! No, why would I want her to get married?" The hedgehog said sadly. Other lovers get married, but for him, it becomes a case of lovers becoming siblings.

"Come on, stop being so ungrateful. How many people want to travel through time but don't have the chance? And you can still be with Misaka Mikoto every day."

"That's true, and I have the Queen!"

"By the way, you're pretty cute. Let me hug you."

"Go away, change into your original form quickly, otherwise I won't play with you." As mentioned before, if the player is not in this world, then he will be displayed with the character image that was created when the character was created, but he can also freely choose whether to switch to the original image.

"It's not a real child, why are you so fussy?" Although he said this, the hedgehog head still changed into his true form. A handsome child with chestnut hair, it can be seen that Meiling spent a lot of thought on dressing the child.

"Are you ready? If you are, come out quickly and don't try to get rid of me." Irena, who was outside the door, began to urge Rhine when she saw that there was no movement for a long time.

"Xing, brother, you captured Irena so quickly." The Hedgehog Head, who didn't know the whole story, actually believed Rhine's lies.

"Of course, you are questioning my charm." Since the Hedgehog Head believed it, Rhine would not explain.

"Are you full? If you are, get out of here. I want to see the real-life version of Irena." The Hedgehog-head asked. (Players in spirit mode cannot interact with the world.)

"Fuck you are poisonous, I am not Lao Ba, what am I eating in the toilet?"

"No, then why did you ask me in the bathroom if I had eaten? I thought you had some special fetish."

"It's a Southern custom to greet people and ask if they've eaten, don't you understand?"

"Okay, have you eaten?" Hedgehog Head greeted Rhine.

“………” For a moment, Rhine hesitated. Should he answer whether he had eaten well or not?

After opening the toilet door, the hedgehog-head rushed out first: "Wow! It's Irena when she was a child! Wow! It's the Chinese special attack little white-haired girl! Wow! She's so cute!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't put your head so close! Can you please not be lustful in front of other people's relatives?" If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't touch Irena, Rhine would probably have done it.

Just as Rhine was about to leave, Irena suddenly grabbed his wrist and refused to let go.

"Wow!!! How did you do that!" said the Hedgehog-head enviously.

"I've already told you it's my damn charm, but you still don't believe it." Although Rhine didn't know why Irena didn't let him go.

"What? If you want to follow me, just follow me. There's no need to hold hands, right?" Rhine said to Irena.

“You didn’t flush the toilet.”

"Aha?"

"I said you didn't flush the toilet."

"Aha???"

"I've been waiting at the door. I didn't hear you flushing the toilet when you came out. Don't try to make excuses!" Irene looked like she was saying, "Don't try to fool me."

"........."

"Ahahahahahahahahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter." Hedgehog Head was pounding the wall frantically, laughing so hard that he was out of breath.

He didn't even go to the toilet, and didn't even take off his pants, but he still turned back to the toilet and scooped a few buckets of water and pretended to pour it into the squat toilet. (Toilets in this world generally dig a small hole under the squat toilet and then put a slime in the hole. This treatment method is cleaner, more convenient and more environmentally friendly than the sewage treatment system in the previous life.)

"Is it okay now?"

"And wash your hands," Irena added.

Rhine turned around and went into the toilet again, scooped a bucket of water and rubbed his hands.

“Ahahahahaha… I can’t take it anymore. I’m really dying of laughter.”

Ignoring the mad hedgehog-head, Rhine showed Irena his fair and quick little hands: "Anything else you want me to do?"

"Gone."

"Let's go then."

"Where to go?" x2

"You haven't had breakfast yet? Let's go out and play after that."

"Okay!" Irena said excitedly.

At the dining table, looking at Irena who was eating breakfast, Rhine asked cautiously: "Sister, can we discuss something?"

"What a shame! How can you call me that so easily! I haven't even compromised with Misaka Mikoto yet!" Even though Misaka Mikoto has always wanted Hedgehog Head to acknowledge that she is her elder sister, Hedgehog Head just won't compromise and always calls Misaka Mikoto by her name.

"What's the matter?" Irena put down the fork in her hand.

"Uncle said that you should report to him if I do anything dangerous, right?"

"Seems to be."

"That means you don't have to report to your uncle if it's not dangerous behavior, right?"

"What do you want to do?" Irena became alert.

"We're going out to play later, but we're tired of playing around the village, so I plan to take you to explore the forest."

"But Dad said the forest is very dangerous, with wild animals like wolves and wild boars." Although she was somewhat tempted, she was more worried.

"What are you worried about? I'm still here, right? You should have seen the magic I cast yesterday, right? Do you think we need to worry about the Big Bad Wolf?"

"It seems not necessary." Irena recalled Rhine's shocking magic last night. The one who should be worried about is the beast.

"That's right. Your father said not to do anything dangerous, but this isn't dangerous to us, so why can't we go explore the deep woods?"

Seeing that Irena was somewhat interested, Rhine continued, "If you don't tell me and I don't tell you, no one will know. Even if your father asks, we can say that we went to play with the kids in the next village."

"Of course, this is not a lie, because I really found a kid from the next village, and he wants to go on an adventure with us."

"Huh? You have an appointment with someone else?" Hedgehog-head interrupted.

"You are stupid, you are the kid from the next village."

"…Fuck, you are so good at making excuses."

"Okay then...but we have to be back before noon, otherwise mom will worry." (Uncle doesn't come back for lunch.)

"Of course, I still have to help my aunt clean up in the afternoon."

"High! It's really high!" said the Hedgehog-head admiringly.

"Children are actually very easy to deal with. Most of the time, you just need to go along with them and not go against them, and the effect will be significant. Especially with a personality like that of Misaka Mikoto (tsundere), the more you fight with her, the more excited she will be." Rhine talked about his experience in getting along with children.

"What about the naughty kid?"

"Pull him to a place where the parents can't see him, put a book on his buttocks and spank him hard through the book."

"You still know more."

"I'm done eating." Irena said, patting her belly.

"Hurry up and go to the biggest tree behind the village. When you get there, send me a message and I will help you cancel the spirit mode." Rhine said to the hedgehog head.

"Good."

After the hedgehog-head left, Rhine said to Irena, "Let's go. I have an appointment to meet under the big tree behind the village."

"Yeah. But when did you get to know the kid from the next village? Even I don't know him."

"Just in the past half month, and you talked as if you knew all the children in this village." That's right, Irena has few friends, or even very few.

Rhine had only been here for half a month, but he knew more children than she did. Of course, it wasn't because the other children excluded Irena, but because Irena disdained to play with them and thought they were too childish.

"They are too childish. I don't want to play with them," said Irene.

Rhine felt that if he didn't know magic, Irena probably wouldn't care about him. The past half month of getting along was an example. Yes, even if Irena didn't know, the legendary witch's genes would make her look a little out of tune with ordinary people of the same age. This might be the difference in temperament.

"You're in a different circle. If you don't want to play, then don't play. You won't be staying in this village often anyway."

…………

"Good morning, little Rhine. Where are you going to play today?"

"Good morning, grandma. I'm not planning on going anywhere, just wandering around."

"Here, these are freshly picked limes. Give one to your sister, too."

"Thank you, grandma." Rhine took the apple-like fruit from the old woman and thanked her.

After chatting about family matters, Rhine said goodbye to his grandma.

"Hey, isn't this Little Rhine? Would you like some freshly squeezed milk? It's so delicious."

"Thank you, Uncle Victor. No thanks. I have an appointment with other kids. They are waiting for me."

"Okay. Go ahead, be safe, and have fun."

"Little Rhine, have you had breakfast? If not, I have some boiled eggs here. Take a few."

"No, I've already eaten. Thank you, auntie."

After Rhine had declined the hospitality of grandparents, uncles, aunts, and other villagers, Irena finally couldn't help but ask, "How did you do it?"

"It's simple. Who doesn't like cute, well-behaved and sensible children? As long as you call them a few times with sweet words, they will be happy even if you do nothing."

Chapter 54: Speak of Cao Cao

"Nice to meet you. My name is Misaka Kouta, and I'm your brother's friend." The hedgehog-haired man thought he looked very handsome and did a standard gentleman's salute.

"Irena, Rhine's sister."

"It's an honor to meet you, beautiful lady." The hedgehog-headed man bent down and stretched out his hand, as if he was going to kiss her hand, but Irena ignored him.

"Are you really from the next village?"

"Why have I never seen you before?"

"And your name sounds strange. You are not from the Alliance, right?"

Faced with Irena's three fatal questions, Hedgehog Head quickly asked for help in the team voice: "Help me, how should I answer? I'm not from the Alliance, so what can I do but a pig from the Horde?"

"Just say you've just moved here recently like me, and you're from a country called the Kingdom of Karaski, southeast of the Free Cities, and the people there have names like yours." (Easter Egg)

"Like Rhine, I also moved here recently. Before, I lived in a country called the Kingdom of Karaski, southeast of the Free City area, so it's normal that you haven't seen me." The hedgehog-headed man read out what Rhine said.

"Oh no, that's not right. Shit! Isn't the Kingdom of Karaski the hometown of the protagonist in "Elf Fantasy Chronicle"? Even if you are lying, you should be more professional. How can you just apply it directly?" The Hedgehog Head reacted and reminded quickly.