Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"Hahaha! You guys really put on a good show for me, pervert, aren't you afraid that your little mushroom will be accidentally dislocated when you pee?"

The voice was neutral and it was impossible to tell whether it was a man or a woman, but it sounded so arrogant that he deserved a beating. Rin turned around to see who was so arrogant and wanted to stand shoulder to shoulder with Taiyang, but when he saw the other person's full appearance, he was stunned.

She looked very thin, with medium-length silver hair, abnormally pale skin, red eyes, and a pretty face, but of medium build. She wore a black and white striped dress, and her face said "I'm the most powerful and awesome" all the time.

Unfortunately, his height is only 1.6 meters (the plot will be explained in later chapters).

"Hey! You idiot with big breasts, what's wrong with that pitiful expression on your face? I don't want to be so short! It's a pity that reality doesn't allow me to use super powers! I'm also desperate!"

I really don’t know what the connection is between being short and having super powers. Anyway, this guy who looks like a villain is really... hard to tell whether he is a male or a female.

"...I'm not some big-breasted idiot, little girl, you better pay attention. Wait...you look familiar, I seem to have seen you often in commercials...uh...Academy City's No. 1, Accelerator?"

"Little...little girl?"

The white-haired girl (boy) pointed at herself and looked at the boy in front of her who was clearly the same size as her. She didn't know whether she should let him explode and die. However, Rin's next sentence made her whole body tremble and her expression became flustered.

"Um... I... this master... Bah! I (female self-proclaimed) am not Accelerator, I am his sister Suzushina Yuriko?"

"Could it be that you were mistakenly identified as a female character by the system like me?"

The two spoke almost at the same time, but one spoke with sympathy, while the other spoke with the slight embarrassment and anger typical of a liar, and their voices overlapped.

Lin was slightly stunned and scratched his head, feeling a little regretful. It turned out that the girl in front of him was not a pitiful creature like himself, but a real woman.

On the other hand, the one who called herself Suzumiya Yuriko was also stunned for two seconds, just like an old part that had resumed working again. She stiffly stretched out her left hand into a fist and her right hand into a palm, and then she slapped her fist with her palm as if she had suddenly realized something. Her face showed that this explanation was good and she would just use it.

"Well, since you feel the same way, I won't hide it. It is indeed a system identification error, so I am actually a man. Wait...you...you are actually a man?"

The expression of shattered dreams on his face lasted only a few seconds before he returned to normal. Before he raised his head and smiled wickedly at the pervert, he said, "Let me teach you a lesson, you loser."

"Wait! That's not..."

Before Rin could explain that the guy was not using his own abilities but a cheat, and told the seemingly neurotic and arrogant dwarf to be careful, the dwarf had already waved his hand and directly manipulated the statue beside Rin to float up.

Then, the real clothes-exploding maniac, with a look of despair on his face, pressed the button on the remote control towards Accelerator.

At the same time, Lin pulled the little beep off the child on the statue in a hurry, and smashed it at the clothes-exploding demon with all his might.

Almost everything happened at the same time. The little Beep-Beep flew at the speed of sound and hit the face of the clothes-exploding demon, and Accelerator had his clothes exploded right in front of Rin.

At this moment, Rin looked at Accelerator blankly: "You...you are actually..."

Author's message:

You are right. In this case, the bounty is meaningless. Let's put it this way. If I can't pay off my debt by September, if the unpaid part exceeds 9 chapters, I will post pictures of the protagonist in women's clothing. If it exceeds 5 chapters, I will post mine.

At this time, Accelerator clamped his legs tightly together, turned sideways, and covered his chest with his arms while covering a certain part of his body. It was still difficult for others to tell his gender.

Only Rin and Accelerator were standing face to face and could see everything clearly.

"You! Turn your head away!"

He makes shy movements like a young girl but speaks evil words like a bad boy. This is probably the character of Accelerator, or Suzushina Yuriko.

Unfortunately, what he said was like playing the lute to a deaf ear. At this moment, Rin had no time to care about Accelerator. He had already pounced on him and picked up the remote control that had dropped from the hands of the Enoki mushroom pervert.

"What is the principle behind this plug-in?"

Rin didn't even know why these idiots were holding a remote control that looked like a mobile phone, and they were all of the same specifications.

So he held the black remote control and turned it back and forth, looking at the interface. Apart from two virtual keys, there were no extra buttons on it.

Lin pressed the remote control in his hand at the groaning and falling clothes-ripped maniac and selected the red virtual key. Suddenly, a red frame flashed before his eyes, but it seemed as if nothing appeared. In short, it was a mysterious feeling.

Considering that they seemed to use the cheats at will, Lin clicked the red button again and looked at the other person's clothes when the red frame appeared.

Sure enough, in the next second, the poor pervert's clothes disappeared again, and he slowly recovered on the ground, covering a certain place, just like a girl who was in labor.

Realizing that she could also use it, Rin quickly turned around, aimed at Suzuko Yuriko who was hiding behind the statue, pressed the green virtual button, and helped her put on a junior high school sailor uniform again.

Wow, the viewing effect is unexpectedly good, extra points!

At the same time, the female audience who were still watching curiously burst into shy screams again.

"Wow! The little one is out again, hazikasi!"

"Sister, his is so small, much smaller than daddy's."

"Yeah...not even as good as Gege's."

"That's right, my sister's is still the biggest."

Conversations like these were everywhere, and the poor pervert wanted to quit the game out of shame and anger. However, because the plug-in device was in Rin's hand, he could only grit his teeth, stand up and rush towards Rin, ready to snatch the remote control from his hand.

Unfortunately, the agile Rin dodged it by leaning slightly sideways.

Lin's mood was also very delicate at this time. Being watched by so many people, he was actually very sad and angry in his heart, but at least he remembered to hide his name so that the title of cross-dressing man would not be known to everyone in the city.

If you think about it carefully, isn't it the fault of this loser who is obsessed with clothes? That is why he has to show himself in this attitude in front of Bilibili and the haters. How can he hold his head up in front of them in the future?

The important thing is, if Kaguya knew about this, given her nature...how would I be able to hold my head up in front of her in the future!

Wow! This is unbearable! I'm going to kill him!

So, a man became furious and pressed the button again at the pervert who stood up straight and was ready to continue robbing him.

Childhood memories, the classic Sailor Moon costume appeared on the body of the clothes-bursting maniac, making him stunned on the spot, and then his whole face became like an abstract painting, accompanied by screams.

Just when Rin thought that this guy was about to collapse, a shy and red look appeared on his skinny face, and his legs were squeezed together, making him look like he was enjoying himself.

Made from Mader!

Rin instantly felt like he had swallowed a fly and subconsciously took two steps back. He raised the remote control again, but just as his arm was raised, it was grabbed by a cold hand. He turned his head and saw that it was Accelerator walking up to him.

At this time, Accelerator had a cold smile on his face, his blood-red pupils shrank, and he stared at the clothes-exploding demon in front of him with a horrifying expression: "You scum, you actually dared to attack me, are you ready?"

As he spoke, he raised his hand slightly, and the statue that had been ripped off by Lin seemed to be controlled by an invisible force and smashed towards the Exploding Clothes Demon, knocking him dozens of feet away and unable to get up for a long time.

"Bah, chicken."

At this moment, Accelerator played the villain's character to the fullest. He noticed that Rin was looking at him, so he turned his head and sneered at him: "Why, haven't you seen me show my power?"

After Rin shook his head, he got angry again and subconsciously wanted to kill Rin. As a result, in the blink of an eye, the clothes-exploding maniac who fell to the ground and couldn't get up had already quit the game.

Accelerator smacked his lips in boredom, looked at the skirt he was wearing, his temper flared up again, and he looked at Rin fiercely, then suddenly thought of something.

"If a third person knew what you saw before, you would be dead!"

What the hell? I... I, as a protagonist, was actually provoked by...

As a protagonist with a harem of girlfriends and a bunch of reserve members who are full of self-inflated superiority, Rin's temper is no worse than anyone else's. At that time, she sneered twice: "Do you think I'm afraid of you just because you are level 5? I, Jinmiya Rin, was not brought up to be scared. Come on, you shorty, if you have the guts."

Having said that, Rin was still concerned about this dwarf who was ranked first in Academy City, so she grabbed the remote and chose to quit the game.

Returning to the Ring Game Platform interface, he didn't have to look around before he found a strange square at the top that looked like a cell phone camera icon, but no matter how he clicked on it, there was no response.

After studying it for ten minutes, Lin only found out that this plug-in carrier can be traded and carried in the game, and nothing else. Lin could only temporarily exit the circle.

After regaining his vision of reality, Rin discovered something horrible: Misaka Mikoto, Shirai Kuroko, and Horaiyama Kaguya were staring at him without blinking. Even Yuka, who never cared about it, looked at him from time to time with a very strange expression.

Something…something bad is happening!

Rin realized what was happening instantly, swallowed his saliva, and pried open the heads of the three girls who were surrounding and staring at him from left to right to avoid being disturbed by this strange sight.

"My lord husband~"

Kaguya's tone was sweet at this time, and she even stretched out her arms to hug his neck: "The future is boring, Rin, I have received your photos of women wearing clothes, and I will keep them well! You must wear them often in the future for me to see."

“…What the hell!”

Rin suddenly stood up from the sofa and pointed at the smiling Kaguya: "Why do you have photos of yourself in women's clothing? What kind of dirty deal did you do behind my back?!"

Misaka Mikoto coughed dryly and pointed at the ring on her hand. The meaning was obvious... The photo was taken from the game ring's built-in screenshot function.

And Kuroko waved her pink cell phone at him mercilessly, her lips pursed into a cat's lip with happiness. Her meaning was very clear, and she had saved the photos in her cell phone.

"You...you guys, I went to so much trouble to save you, but you turned your kindness into enmity."

A mouthful of old blood had nowhere to escape and spurted out.

Author's message:

As of now, the bounty is about four more chapters, which is a piece of cake.

Also, the purple extra you requested has been sent

Chapter 56: Since you've come to me, just wait to be called

Rin deliberately kept a stern face and glanced coldly at Kaguya's face, then at Mikoto and Kuroko's faces. Finally, he took out his cell phone expressionlessly, leaned back on the sofa and played games.

Kaguya sat down next to him and poked his cheek with her finger. Finding no reaction, she put her arm around his and started shaking him, saying with a grin, "Okay, okay, don't be angry. I won't dress up as a woman anymore. I was just joking. Besides, even if you dress up as a woman, you may not be as pretty as me."

Rin was already used to her narcissistic tone and expression, but Mikoto scratched her head awkwardly. In fact, according to her aesthetics, no one could compare to Kaguya in terms of appearance, but if she was to say who was more likable, Rin's female clothing might be more...

But since Rin was angry, Mikoto couldn't say anything.

Only Kuroko's eyes were darting between Kaguya and Rin's faces. No one knew what he was thinking about. His deep laugh was creepy and his expression was that of a nymphomaniac.

Rin raised his head, glanced at Kaguya, thought for a moment, and turned off his phone: "Don't mention it again in the future."

"Okay, I won't mention it anymore, dear."

He was about to refute the tone of coaxing a child, but then he thought better of it. As long as Kaguya didn't cause any trouble and didn't bring it to Gensokyo and Aiful, it wouldn't have much impact on him.

Rin, who was trying to comfort herself, didn't notice at all that Yuuka Kazami, who was sitting in the corner of the sofa, curled up the corners of her mouth, held her phone excitedly and sent something out, and at the same time, group message alerts kept ringing from Kaguya and her phone.

"Okay, let's get down to business."

Putting the phone in his trouser pocket, Lin propped up his chin, looked serious, and said in a low voice: "This cheat is definitely the same as the last one..."

Since Kaguya had just arrived and didn't know the whole story, Rin briefly explained the last cheating incident before beginning to analyze what she had discovered this time when she got the cheat.

After he finished his narration, the whole room fell into silence. Except for Youxiang who continued to flirt leisurely, everyone fell into deep thought. Even Kuroko, who was still fantasizing about lilies blooming, was thinking seriously with a smiling face.

After a long while of not knowing how to start, Rin coughed dryly and was about to express her opinion when she saw Kuroko suddenly raised her head and raised her index finger: "Kuroko, I don't quite understand, but Uiharu is an expert in this area, so it's right to find her!"

Rin and Mikoto's eyes lit up and they nodded. Kuroko stood in the corner holding his phone and calling Uiharu.

Thinking of Hatsuharu, Rin recalled the reliable-looking classmate Ruiko. The last time she saw her, the girl said she had been addicted to horror games and couldn't help herself. She didn't know if her heart was okay.

No, no, I shouldn’t worry about Ruiko. I should worry about whether Hatsuharu is safe when she was dragged into playing a horror game with me.

After a while, Kuroko turned off his phone, squeezed in between Rin and Mikoto, took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and then explained: "Hatsuharu said that since this plug-in can be transferred and inherited, it means that there is most likely a main terminal, which sends request instructions to the host through the special signal of the plug-in, and then the host directly changes the game code."

Mikoto nodded, roughly understanding: "It's equivalent to the host being the control center, and the plug-in carried by other individuals is just a signal transmitter. In fact, it has no ability to change data, and this signal transmitter relies on the human body's thought signals."

It was a bit esoteric, but Rin could almost figure it out, and realized that the cheat in the game was in the form of a remote control. After he got it, it was like trading equipment with the other party, and the data code of the cheat was now on his side.

"Wait! Then can I also use cheats?!"

He just raised his fist with excitement, and before he could say that he wanted to use this plug-in to benefit the world and mankind, he saw Mikoto frowning and crossing her hands to form an X.

"No, you are no different from a cheater. Play fair! Otherwise, I will report you."

Not only was Mikoto very resistant, but even Kuroko had to speak up and add a stab at him: "The discipline committee is right next to you. Oh, and by the way, if that perverted maniac with explosive clothes is reported missing, you won't be able to use the ape either."

"So in the end, we still didn't catch that guy. Tsk." Lin shook his head and changed the subject. "Besides, it sounds to me like someone is selling cheats. There may be a profit chain behind this."

Since they were able to invent such a difficult-to-detect plug-in, they must be top technical talents. And since they are selling it, they might be a criminal gang.

There is another point that Rin did not point out directly. Last time, there was such obvious evidence, but the game regulators did not give any response, and did not even do anything about the plug-ins. This is very suspicious.

After sitting together and chatting for a while, Mikoto and Kuroko said goodbye and left. The main reason was that as single people, they couldn't stand Rin and Kaguya constantly showing off their affection.

As soon as they left, Kaguya rushed into Rin's bedroom and searched carefully, but found no clues.

As the saying goes, the older you get, the wiser you become. Yakumo Yukari had anticipated this and had already taken away everything that belonged to her in the room, leaving nothing behind, not even a single hair.

The young Kaguya heaved a sigh of relief and smiled at the confused Rin: "Although you didn't listen to me, Rin, you didn't stay away from me, but since you are still well behaved, I will let you go this time. If you do it again, be careful that I will bite you to death."

Not sure why he felt guilty, but Lin heaved a sigh of relief. Having gotten through one level, he had no idea of ​​the severe test he would face in the near future.

"Well then~ accompany me to go shopping? Let's start a new life of lovelove in the new world."

As soon as she finished speaking, Lin was already lazily lying on the sofa: "If you want to go, go by yourself. In fact, I recommend online shopping. You are just a neet. The outside world is not suitable for you. Just shop online."

It’s not that she wanted to go out very much, but because she had just arrived in a new world, she felt a sense of novelty. Kaguya was not a veteran like Rin who had traveled through several worlds. Seeing a world with a completely different style, and it was also an anime world she had watched, she would be curious even if she was a homebody.

"I don't care! My dear husband, let's go out together."

No matter how hard she tried, she still couldn't get Lin to move even half a meter away from the sofa. This made the princess doubt her own beauty again. In the end, Youxiang, who had been watching from the sidelines, put down her phone and spoke softly.