Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"...You are really asking for trouble by trying to snatch food from a tiger's mouth."

Youxiang didn't have time to play house with Youzi, and she was too lazy to even exchange glances with her. In her eyes, Youzi, who looked like a mentally retarded child, was not worth caring about at all. She was probably not even as good as the cactus placed in the corner of the balcony.

"Okay, okay, stop crying. I bought a cake."

He squatted down, took out a tissue, wiped the little face of Youzi, who had not yet recovered from her aging, wiped away her tears and snot, and then took the cake out of the bag.

"I bought it for you."

"Wow! Rin! Not bad! I admire you very much. All the bad things you did to me before are now written off."

You Zi's cute purple eyes curved into crescents. She held the cake and a small spoon, ran back to the sofa, sat down and ate in small bites, instantly forgetting all the unpleasant things.

"Hey...why is there such a big difference between when I was a kid and when I'm old?"

Thinking back to the character of Yakumo Yukari, who held grudges and even used the memo on her cell phone to record them, and the current Yakumo Yukari, who has forgotten the pain and never held grudges after the scar has healed, the difference between them is as huge as the breasts of Mikoto and Shokuhou, and as immeasurable as the ages of Reimu and Eirin.

"Oh, and there's also Sister Youxiang's, which has lactic acid bacteria added."

Youxiang nodded lightly, stretched out her little hand to take the cake, and continued to watch the flower show. She no longer cared about what was happening outside. Even when Lin once again put his hand on her little green head, she did not react at all.

She had no appetite in the evening, so she took an apple from the small refrigerator and took a few bites. Then she lay on the sofa and turned on her cell phone.

The war in Fortuna seemed to have calmed down recently. She was able to go online and argue with Xiao Ai for two consecutive days. The two of them once again talked about who would win in the war between gods and hell.

Originally, Fortuna typed faster than Xiao Ai and was more eloquent than Xiao Ai, and had the upper hand until now, until Xiao Ai said that they would meet soon and stay together forever, it was like dropping a nuclear bomb into the lake.

"Lucky Tuna: Despicable! You bullied me so much that I can't even see my husband now! Okay... okay, are all of you in hell so despicable?"

"Want to die once? Stealing someone else's boyfriend is despicable."

"Lucky Tuna: It's mine, why do I need to snatch it? Do you think I can do this if you can? I will go back and marry my husband when the war is over."

"Want to die once? Great flag, congratulations, bitch."

"Lucky Tuna: Please don't say anything, mistress."

Seeing the situation getting worse and worse, it was as if he had returned to the original state. Lin covered his face and sighed, but he still felt like intervening.

"Well, don't quarrel over such trivial matters. You must hand over Xiao Ai's work properly and avoid getting in trouble. You also need to do a good job of positioning yourself. You may have found the wrong world, so don't worry. The same goes for For. Isn't the war very busy? If you have time to quarrel, why don't you think about the war instead?"

"Want to die once: Brother Lin, it's okay, the bitch is causing trouble."

"Lucky Tuna: You keep calling me a bitch. Don't think I won't get angry! When I get angry, even I'm afraid of myself!"

It took a lot of time to finally settle the two girls down and persuade them. Although Lin wanted to start a harem, the biggest problem now was not that there was no one in the harem, but that there was no way to implement the plan with these two.

Rin, who could only seek comfort from Kaguya, discovered that Kaguya had not been online for two days for the first time in her life? !

This is terrible!

Rin quickly found Eirin to ask about Kaguya, but she was relieved until she found out that she had been busy traveling through time and space and used her previous connections to start producing black technology, which seemed to be successful.

"What a fool this guy is. He does things so hastily and on impulse that he doesn't even use the chat software. Then Yonglin, please say hello for me. Thank you."

After closing Eirin's chat window, he opened the group of girls in Gensokyo again and found that seven days had passed since Yuuko disappeared. Gensokyo was still as peaceful as before. Even neither Lan nor Youyuko mentioned Yakumo Yukari again. This made Rin feel sad for Yakumo Yukari and the coldness of the world and the indifference of human nature.

Well, one knows whether the water is hot or cold after drinking it.

Thinking of this sentence, Rin suddenly felt a little thirsty, and grabbed the sports drink that Kuroko bought on the table. Although he was wondering why the lid seemed to be unscrewed, he didn't care too much. He gulped down a few sips of the drink and prepared to take a shower.

Author's message:

Guess who gets the first blood again. There are fewer options now.

By the way, I want to ask for the blades. The more you throw, the greater the chance of winning.

Chapter 49: The first blood has been given, the stock market crashes

After taking a shower, Lin lay on the bed and played games for half an hour. She felt something was wrong with her body, such as fever and slight estrus.

But this is not something particularly noteworthy. As a young man... there will always be times when the power of spring comes. In this situation, there are many ways to solve the problem.

Rin decided to divert its attention and let it calm down slowly, so he chose an action game, entered the game and started to get points.

At the same time, in the world of hentai where Rin originally lived, in his room, Kaguya signed for a piece of mail in his name, and opened the courier with great interest, opening layer after layer of boxes, and in the middle lay a small capsule and an instruction manual.

"Well, let's read the instructions first."

Kaguya reached out and took out the manual. Just as she read half of it, she suddenly felt a chill in her heart. She looked up at the ceiling and gritted her teeth: "No, this doesn't feel right... I have to hurry."

Kaguya-hime, wearing a sports suit, took out the capsule, held the instruction manual in one hand, stood in the middle of the bedroom, pressed the raised position on the capsule, and placed the capsule on the ground. With various changes, reorganizations and expansions, what finally lay across the ground was a thing that looked like a game cabin.

It always felt a little familiar, but Kaguya didn't have time to think too much. She lay down according to the instructions, turned on the switches one by one, and prepared to embark on the journey of time travel with excitement and hope.

……

Youzi, who had finished the cake happily with a face full of joy, was licking her fingers. Youxiang, who was standing beside her, looked at her with contempt and tore off a few tissues and threw them on her face.

You Zi hurriedly tore the tissue off her face, then obediently wiped her mouth, threw the dirty tissue into the trash can, licked the corner of her mouth, and suddenly felt a little thirsty. She looked left and right, picked up Lin's half-drunk drink from the table, opened the bottle cap and gulped down a few gulps.

"Eat and drink enough! Let's go wash up and go to bed! Stupid Youxiang, save your life and be careful of sudden death!"

Youxiang raised her head, swept a sharp look at Youzi, weighed the empty Yakult bottle in her hand, and threw it at Youzi's head.

"Boom."

The Yakult bottle hit Youzi's head, and because of the empty head, it made a crisp sound. Youzi hugged her head in pain, and the bottle bounced back and successfully fell into the trash can beside her.

"Wow! Stupid Youxiang is bullying us again!"

The crying and making a fussing You Zi ran into the bathroom. You Xiang touched her forehead with a headache: "Isn't it that I was also infected by this young body? Why am I doing such a boring thing? It's not good."

Sighing, Youxiang reached out and picked up the sports drink that was a quarter full, and opened the bottle cap...

After smelling it, she found that there was no lactic acid bacteria, and it had a pungent smell that was not very pleasant to her. She threw the garbage can away in disgust, ran into the bathroom, and prepared to brush her teeth, wash her face, and go to bed.

After washing up, Youzi yawned, rubbed her eyes, opened Lin's bedroom, closed the door obediently, stripped naked except for a small underwear and panties, threw herself on the bed, kicked Lin twice out of habit, hugged the quilt and rubbed herself against it, ready to go to sleep.

However, as soon as she closed her eyes, an inexplicable pink gas emanated from her body, almost covering the entire room. Her body turned red and grew at a speed visible to the naked eye, completely tearing all the cloth on her body into pieces.

"But... Damn it, why do we have to face..."

On the bed, Zi's eyes glowed an abnormal purple light in the dim light, her originally fair skin was now flushed all over, her golden hair was scattered on the bed, some of it stuck to her sweaty face.

"So sad……"

The power of spring surged through his body. Zi tried hard to stay awake. He turned his head to look at Rin, who had a red face and was forced to quit the game. He had no time to think about how he could have been tricked like this. He felt that he had recovered some of his demonic power and reached out to open a gap on the side.

Half of her body had been sucked into the gap, and her purple eyes were full of lust. Just as Yakumo Yukari's body was about to completely disappear in the gap, someone suddenly hugged her.

Zi suddenly regained a little consciousness and realized that it was a certain young man. She gritted her teeth and tried to break free, but as the two of them fell onto the familiar big bed, their embraced bodies bounced a few times on the bed, destroying her last bit of rationality.

The scorching power of spring is transmitted to each other, entangled with the night, and is about to taint the entire dream with its own flavor and color.

……

"So, there are also some particular ways to tie the red rope, which will produce different effects... Hey?"

The cute girl with long black hair, holding a small scarecrow and a red rope in her hands, raised her head and looked at the bloody sky for a long time without saying a word.

"Senior, what's wrong?"

"…Nothing, just a tightness in my chest, a heavy headache…I feel a little flustered."

The girl in the black sailor suit lowered her head, covered her chest, took a few deep breaths, and looked at her intern: "Let's continue."

……

"Fortuna, have you thought it through?"

The girl with a huge R face sitting on the silver throne lifted a strand of her silver hair and wrapped it around her fingers. Her two heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one purple, stared at the armored Valkyrie below. The golden eye that represented the Wheel of Fortune glowed slightly.

“Ah, ah, ah… this kind of thing, why… huh?”

The golden thread of destiny that she had seen suddenly turned green, and even stung her eyes. This startled the Giant R Goddess, and she quickly turned off her ability and shook her head.

"Why... I suddenly felt like something important was taken away. And what's with that green thing?"

"Fortuna, goddess of fate, I'm counting on you."

The heroic Valkyrie took off her helmet, placed her hands on her chest, lowered her head slightly, and spoke in a sincere tone.

"Hey, Valkyrie, have you ever been in love?"

"Hey?"

……

Kaguya was traveling back and forth, spinning and jumping in the endless world of dots and planes. Seeing the marked white dot in the distance getting closer and closer, she pushed the joystick in her hand with ecstasy and anticipation in her eyes.

However, when the marked point was just within reach, a strong green light pierced through the entire world. Looking around, there was nothing around the shuttle except the green light. Even her long, smooth black hair was dyed green under the green light.

"What...what's going on?"

Kaguya's brain was confused, and her heart seemed to be beating like something. Her thoughts were in a mess, and she couldn't figure out what was happening. The green light suddenly disappeared, and the shuttle had entered the marked white dot. The dot grew bigger and bigger and turned into a huge dazzling white light, sucking Kaguya in.

Author's message:

Well, the market is open. No matter whether you make a lot of money or suffer a lot of losses, ahem... nine people will be randomly selected from Zi Ma Stocks tomorrow to receive rebates.

Keep asking for blades.

Chapter 50: Wife-to-be, Yakumo Yukari

When Lin woke up, he found himself lying on the bed in his bedroom. He sat up suddenly and covered his head, feeling that something was wrong.

The only thing he could remember now was that he suddenly felt unwell last night, and then he always wanted to do something, and finally he lost consciousness.

If you think hard, there is still a blushing and heart-pounding lingering feeling that you don’t know whether it is reality or a dream.

"Dream?"

He grabbed his hair frantically. The fragmented feeling was very real, but also very unrealistic. This indistinguishable and confusing feeling was enough to drive people crazy.

Lin raised his head and looked at his clothes. They looked intact as if they had not been touched. Only a button was missing from his shirt, which probably fell off somewhere while he was sleeping. There was nothing special on the bed sheet either.

Not knowing whether to feel disappointed or relieved, Rin, feeling extremely complicated, unbuckled his belt, checked his panties, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

"If it was a wet dream, and it was so intense, how could there be no eroticism?"

The more he thought about it, the more strange it became. Rin put on his slippers and stood up. He suddenly felt a sense of weakness as if his body was hollowed out, and his waist and back ached, as if he had just run a ten-kilometer marathon.

This feeling, even if it was a wet dream, has happened at least seven or eight times.

"What happened last night?"

Youzi, who always stays in bed every day, is not in bed today. Lin opened the door. The door of the room opposite was also open. Youxiang inside was tightly wrapped in a small quilt, with only her little head exposed, and she was sleeping soundly.

"Young Zi? Little Zi?"

After calling out a few times, there was no response. Lin's head felt like a mess and he sat on the sofa to sort out his thoughts.

Before, Eirin said that Yakumo Yukari would be able to recover some of her demonic power and get rid of the gap in her juvenile form in just one week. Could it be that Yakumo Yukari has already recovered and left?

"That shouldn't be the case... With Sister Zi's personality, if she recovers, the first thing she will do is definitely to cause trouble for me."

Thinking back to last night's erotic dream, Lin turned pale with fear, his whole body was shaking, and he was so scared that he dared not breathe.

"That's not right. If I really had sex with Sister Zi, I would be dead now."

Although there are many doubts, the fact that he was able to survive intact shows that it was not the worst and most terrible outcome he had imagined.

After taking a few deep breaths to regain his composure and throwing the horrible speculation out of his head, Rin opened his phone and found Yakumo Yukari's profile picture. He sent several messages in succession, then looked at the group and found that Yakumo Yukari did not seem to appear.

The anxiety in his heart was getting more and more. Thinking about the special feeling last night and when he woke up, Lin rubbed his eyebrows and had a headache: "This guy didn't go back to Gensokyo either. Where did he go?"

After mumbling a few words about how she was still a worry at her age, she was suddenly hit hard on the head. When she looked up, she saw an arm as white as jade holding a fan, resting next to the gap. Then, the mature version of Yakumo Yukari, who had not been seen for a long time, appeared and leaned lazily on the gap.

"You, do you think it's fun to say bad things about me for no reason? When I turned into a juvenile form, I was bullied by you a lot, right?"

"Sister Zi, are you okay?!"

Her expression was normal, and although she didn't know why he had become much friendlier towards her after not seeing her for a long time, it was enough to make Lin breathe a sigh of relief. He stood up excitedly and asked about her life.

Yakumo Zi's purple eyes narrowed slightly, and she gently opened the fan in her hand: "This question is a bit difficult to answer. How should I put it? The memories that have never happened in my head that appear in my head are more concerning to me."

What she said was incomprehensible, and Lin couldn't understand it at all. Thinking of the "dream" last night, he swallowed, turned his head awkwardly, and asked bravely: "That... last night... I seemed to..."

"Like what?"