Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

Chapter 16 Brother, please let me conquer you!

"Ah... I have never felt so ill-fated."

Rin put down the controller, looked back and sighed.

"Can you please finish this game properly before expressing your feelings?!"

"Brother, I've been tricked by you for more than ten times, what's the point of playing? I think you should ask that purple... girl to bring you some gaming equipment, and we can play our own games without interfering with each other, how about that?"

"Wow!" Kaguya's face showed her unique exaggerated expression again. She weighed the handle as if calculating how much damage it would cause if it hit Rin's head. "It was that unfaithful man who asked me to play a two-player game with him? Now he says he doesn't want to play anymore. He is so heartless and shameless!"

Lin had a blank expression on his face, and looked at her without any sign of concession: "I don't remember that I have completely given up the console and computer to you."

"Tsk..." Until now, Kaguya had no shame in occupying someone else's nest. "By the way, Rin, how is Ryuguuji Kai doing now?"

"I seem to be with Xiaoying and Xiaoxue a lot recently, I haven't seen them much... Don't try to change the subject, give me my computer, right now! I haven't logged into my game account for a long time!"

"No! Damn it! I clearly told Old Lady Zi to bring the computer and the game console. This old lady with declining memory is probably in hibernation again."

Seeing her shouting "Zi BBA" unscrupulously, Lin felt scared for her. After waiting for a long time but seeing nothing happening, he felt relieved and took out his cell phone.

He flipped through the "big boss's compensated dating group" that made him feel extremely embarrassed, and looked through the chat records. Sure enough, Yakumo Yukari was not in the group in the past two days.

"@Forever Seventeen Years Old Girl, is the Vice President here?"

"On the importance of pre-game boxes: Wow! Tuhao Lin, long time no see, how are you, how did you think about the previous matters?"

"You just know how to play games. You are guilty. Reimu, it is wrong for you to think that you can get something for nothing. Balabala..."

"The Nine-Tailed Strategist does not run naked: Rin, Lord Murasaki is resting. If there is anything, I can convey it to him."

"Forget it. When she wakes up, please tell her not to forget about Kaguya."

"Linxian doesn't understand who you're talking about: Hey? Rin has been living with the princess for a long time, right? Should I change my name to Prince Consort?"

"Call you!"

Ignoring this masochistic rabbit, Rin closed the chat group, thought about it, and found Yakumo Yukari to send a private message.

It would be fine if it was just Kaguya Hikaru who monopolized one console, but the problem is that this guy is greedy and doesn't care about what others are doing. No matter what game he plays or what console he uses, even if it's a handheld game, he will refuse to let Rin touch the game, saying that he is afraid that Rin will mess up her save files.

It's the only two-player game we can play together, but Kaguya always screws me over.

He could no longer endure this kind of life.

After complaining to Yakumo Yukari for a few words and leaving a message, he turned off his phone, looked at Kaguya with dissatisfaction, and stood up: "You continue to play, I'm going to see the sea of ​​Ryuguuji."

"Tsk, you said before that you wanted to stay away, but now you're so eager to go over there?"

"Ghost! I'm just checking the situation! Don't worry, I won't lose the communicator again."

As she spoke, Rin opened the door, looked at Kaguya's back as she played games, curled her lips, and closed the door.

Arriving at the door of Ryuguji Kai's room, Rin knocked, but there was no sound from inside.

"Well...it seems like he's staying in Sakura and Yuki's room. These three girls are getting along really well lately."

He turned around and walked a few steps to the twins' room and knocked on the door. Soon the door was opened, and standing in front of him was the expressionless three-no loli Jingu Sakura.

"elder brother?"

Jingu Sakura tilted her head and stared at him for a while without saying a word. Just as he was about to step through the door, she suddenly closed the door and locked him out.

"Brother, give up. I will never return the gifts I gave to Sakura and Yuki!"

"..."

Lin was speechless. It turned out that these two little girls were still concerned about this matter. To be honest, he had almost forgotten about the book, but now was not the time to dwell on it.

"Sakura, open the door. Brother doesn't plan to take the book away. Is Xiao Hai here? I'm here to look for her."

There was a very small whisper from inside, and after a long time the door finally opened again, and Lin hurried in.

Well, this was the first time he entered the bedroom of the two little girls. Different from the secret base he entered during the last siege, this bedroom was a bit monotonous and simple, but there was nothing else messy... unless you counted the large bookshelf against the wall and the familiar covers of the books.

"Brother! Oh, that's not right... Brother Lin..."

Longgong Si Hai stood up quickly, his face slightly red, lowered his head, pinched the hem of his clothes and shouted crisply.

Although she was still wearing men's clothes, she looked much more feminine than before. It seemed that Sakura and Koyuki's teaching was good.

Lin nodded with deep relief: "It's okay, it's good to call you big brother, Xiaohai, are you used to staying here?"

As he spoke, he sat down next to Longgong Sihai, who subconsciously moved to the side and nodded vigorously: "My sisters and Xiaoxue are all very kind to me! And my big brother is also very kind, I am very grateful..."

"Well done!" Lin was more and more satisfied with Xiao Hai, whose worldview had been straightened out. He looked at Sakura and Xue who were standing obediently in front of him, and stretched out his hands to rub their heads hard.

The two little girls also rubbed their hands like cats. Well, as long as you don't mention books, they are quite well-behaved.

Ryuguuji Hai stared at Lin's hand with some envy, then lowered his head, wondering what he was thinking.

"By the way...Xiao Hai, do you still think of yourself as a boy?"

"Eh? No... Although I feel a little sad... But being a girl is pretty good. So there's nothing wrong with liking boys, right?"

Very good, it seems that not only the three views, but also the sexual orientation have been successfully put on the right track. The two younger sisters have made a great contribution this time!

Before he could open his mouth to praise her, Xiaoying impatiently said in her non-bullying tone: "I told Xiaohai that when you are a girl, you should not be a man who stands tall and upright. You should be a woman who can push down boys like in the books!"

"Yes!" Xiaoxue grabbed Lin's hand and rubbed it on her face, adding, "It's harder to be a tomboy than a man. It's written in the novel my brother gave us that truly powerful girls become powerful by conquering boys! So..."

"So... Big Brother, you were my goal and role model. Since I can no longer be a man like you... then... I can only achieve it through conquest! Please let me conquer you, Big Brother!"

"……etc?"

Chapter 17 It’s over. I’m really going to be fucked by Zi Ma.

"……etc?"

Sakura and Xiaoxue spoke in unison before Rin could say anything. They were even more excited than him. Looking at Ryuguuji Kai's expression, it was as if they were looking at a bitch apprentice who was finally taught to start her own business but now wanted to steal his business.

"I clearly told you, Xiao Hai, to find another boy to marry in the future. I didn't ask you to conquer my brother!"

"Only brother, no matter what!"

As if their favorite toys had been snatched away, Sakura and Koyuki guarded Rin on both sides.

"Haha, I am dying of laughter. A few little brats actually want to steal a man. They want to steal him, even though it's still a year or two early in the plot!"

"What are you laughing at...something bad is going to happen."

"Ahem... that's right, but it's nothing. Apart from Ryuguuji Kai, whose mind and body... ahem, his mind is more mature, the other two are just brats. I remember that they didn't have anything to do with the anime. Don't worry, Rin. You just need to be on guard against Ryuguuji Kai. Anyway, Ryuguuji Kai can't do anything without something happening for about a year."

"What's this mess?"

"I made this inference based on some memories. You just need to obey."

Taking the opportunity to have a private chat with Kaguya, Rin felt relieved after learning that the three of them were just playing around like children fighting over toys.

I’m just a little concerned about Kaguya’s description of Ryuuguuji Kai… It seems that if the male protagonist of the anime is there, it will only take one or two years to promote it?

That’s not right. The time span of the plot is too large. Doesn’t it conform to the normal setting of anime?

"But I like Big Brother better. It's okay if I'm with Big Brother, but I always feel a little disgusted when I'm with other people."

"Wow! No way! My brother belongs to Xiaoxue!"

"And Sakura!"

The three little lolis were happily tearing each other's pussy on the side. There was no doubt that they would become independent bitch tearing tyrants in the future and successfully tear apart their boyfriends' exes, mistresses and original wives.

"That's enough of you three, I have a girlfriend!"

"How is that possible? Stop lying."

The voices that spoke in unison were pure and outspoken, but to Rin, they sounded like an irritating mockery of the fact that it was impossible for him to have a girlfriend given his personality.

"I……"

"What do you mean by 'you'? Are you going to tell a few kids that your ex-girlfriend is a goddess and your current girlfriend is the god of death? Either you tell them that the person you like is a good buddy and let them think you are gay once and for all, or you run away!"

Lin made a quick decision and chose the latter. While the three lolis were still fighting, she rushed out of the room.

He closed the door and walked a few steps. Seeing that no one was chasing him out, he breathed a sigh of relief. He turned around and took a step forward. His eyes went dark and his leg seemed to hit the frame of something. Then his entire upper body fell into the black hole and collided with a person who was about to jump out.

With one hand holding the frame, he tried to prop himself up. The world full of eyeballs that came before him scared Lin so much that his heart almost exploded. With his other hand, he grabbed everywhere and finally found a soft foothold. With a painful "hum", he somersaulted out of the strange space.

Looking closely, there are eyes everywhere in the black space, and familiar purple bows on both sides. This strange space must be the gap of Yakumo Yukari, right?

Then the person he just hit... couldn't be...

"Wow! Vice President! Are you okay? I didn't mean it! Sister Zi! If you're still alive, please let me know!"

"Squeak your head! I'm going to fuck you to death today!"

With one hand covering her breasts, the blonde "girl" jumped out from the gap, her eyes full of anger, and she tried hard not to poke a hole in the face of the boy opposite with the parasol in her hand.

"I'm sorry Sister Zi, I was wrong!"

Based on the information she got from Kaguya, Rin learned that there are three aunts in Gensokyo who should not be messed with. The first is the tyrant in the flower field, the second is the idle monster with malicious intent, and the third is the female vampire who is locked in the basement and doesn't even have access to the internet.

The monster in front of me is definitely not as easy to talk to as he is in the game, so it is better to apologize quickly.

"If an apology is effective, what is the point of a city management witch?"

His acting cute did not reduce Yakumo Yukari's anger at all. She even hit him on the head with her umbrella.

"Can your apology undo my embarrassing behavior?"

"Can your apology help us regain the dignity of a great monster sage?"

"What if my breasts are pressed from D to C? Can your apology make up for it?"

"Huh?" Lin, who was dazed after being hit on the head, was originally feeling apologetic, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. It was clearly this guy who broke into their house without permission and opened a gap behind him, causing him to fall in. Now he was blaming him?

Because your book is good-looking and I can't beat you, I give you face so I call you Sister Zi. If I don't give you face, wouldn't you be just a cricket or an old lady? !

He originally wanted to make a few words of defense, but then his brain circuit took another sharp turn. Judging from the previous feel and Yakumo Yukari's expression and tone, he could tell that the focus he had found before seemed to be her breasts...

This is embarrassing, but the problem is...

"No, you are D?"

It would have been fine if he didn't say anything, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Yakumo Yukari, who had calmed down a lot, became furious again. The ribbon on her hat was shaking, and her purple eyes looked at him as if he was looking at Erha, and she gritted her teeth at the same time.

"Can't I have D?! What's wrong with me having D? Don't think I don't know that you guys are talking about my age and complaining about my sagging breasts. Where are they sagging? If you have the guts to complain, don't hold my notebook! If you weren't... I would have beaten you to death a long time ago. I don't have the time to argue with you! Come on, take me to find the princess of Yongyuan Pavilion. I forgot which room it is."

"Oh."

Shocked by her shameless remarks and feeling that he had taken advantage of the old lady, Rin did not dare to say anything and walked to the front obediently, but many questions popped up in his mind.

Not to mention the nonsense that Yakumo Yukari said later, why did this guy seem to have seen him before from the very beginning, and it seemed like they had a pretty close relationship?

On the other hand, even if such an embarrassing thing happened, shouldn't a monster be killed immediately? Could it be that Kaguya was hesitant?

No, no... Yakumo Yukari was indeed angry before, but she had no intention to kill. You have to know that his current fighting instinct can capture subtle hostility and murderous intent.

Honestly speaking, this guy doesn't look like a so-called idle monster at all. Instead, he is too gentle.

Well, maybe it’s because I get older and become kinder and gentler. Old people are generally like this. After menopause...

Well, no matter what, Yakumo Yukari’s book is still the best!

"Brother President..."

Rin, who was recalling various knowledge with the other end of the parasol hooked on his shoulder, turned around subconsciously and saw Yakumo Yukari's half-smile.

"If you keep thinking about nonsense, you might really get killed."

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When Rin opened the door, he saw Kaguya wearing his shirt and a pair of large shorts, looking even shabbier than before he left the house.

In this life...will I be able to see the noble and beautiful Princess Bamboo Cutter in the legend?

Keeping this pessimistic and desperate thought in mind, Rin coughed twice, hoping to remind Kaguya to at least stand up and greet the guests.