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"Kitami-sensei... why do you have a... no, I mean, what are you doing here!?"

"What the hell!" Hei Zhen turned around and yelled, "Get out of here right now!"

At this time, although Rin wanted to release Siri and rush into the battle with the electromagnetic gun to help the girl, she didn't save the male protagonist who was about to be completely anally beaten, but she thought again and again that she was just a weak and naive NPC...

Well, forget it. It's just a hit in the ass. I won't die. These girls haven't used their ultimate skills yet, and not a team is immune to damage. It would be bad to stay here and take the ultimate skills.

So he nodded vigorously without saying a word, turned and left, then hid secretly at the door.

"Teacher! Don't think I can't find you hiding at the door!"

After being yelled at by Toosaka Rin, Rin scratched her head in embarrassment and could only leave the underground warehouse reluctantly.

After leaving the abandoned school building, Lin looked back. He had not noticed it when he went in. Only after he came out did he see that there was actually a barely noticeable red color above the entire school building.

Is it... a barrier?

The strange thing is that the students who occasionally pass by can't see anything unusual.

"Is Siri here?"

"o(*^▽^*)┛!"

"Last time I asked you to place cameras throughout the school. Have you installed them in the underground warehouse in front?"

“√!”

"OJBK! Connect to the surveillance!"

"(゜-゜)つbilibili small TV."

It took a lot of time to get out of the underground warehouse, so when Siri connected to the underground warehouse surveillance, she happened to see Black Jeanne's black sword, which she had played with so many times but still didn't know its name, shattering the barrier.

Along with the fluttering fragments of the barrier came the screams of the male protagonist Mizunase.

Lin felt a chill in her anus instantly. She covered her eyes, unable to look straight ahead. Even the corners of her eyes were twitching.

Oh my god, this is the first time I see the male protagonist of an X-anime being fucked so hard and so pitifully.

Can't be bothered.

The students who held the ceremony in the underground warehouse were all black magicians, and they were able to fight for several rounds with Toosaka Rin, Jeanne and the others.

The Arbiter will only attack bugs. Looking at those villains whose combat power is obviously much greater than that of this world, it is obvious that the so-called bug is not himself, but is related to this ceremony.

However, the ritual itself is part of the plot, and after much thought, it can only be that there is something wrong with the person performing the ritual or the thing they want to summon.

In the end, all the female priests present were killed, and even the big-bodied teacher Kitami was stabbed to death by Jeanne d'Arc.

The altar was also destroyed, and the magic circle was solved by Toosaka Rin, but it seemed too smooth no matter how you looked at it, and there was no feeling that the boss was solved at all.

This can be seen from Heizhen's furrowed brows. The whole thing is probably just the tip of the iceberg.

"It's getting really interesting."

Gogen Ruri used a magic circle to create a barrier for the underground warehouse, then sealed it, and walked out of the abandoned school building with the other girls.

Lin quickly went up to him, pushed his glasses, and asked curiously, "What happened just now? It looked a lot like black magic."

Huihui suddenly raised her head, eyes full of brilliance, full of admiration: "So the teacher also knows about black magic?!"

"Uh, it's okay. I once went to a library that records dark magic with a sister who had a bad personality."

"You really are..." Heizhen curled her lips and didn't say the rest.

In her, or in the eyes of all girls, in such an abnormal world, it is not surprising that the hero knows magic and martial arts, so they ignore the shocking words he often says.

While we were still chatting, the truly pitiful and forgotten X-anime male protagonist Mizunase limped out. He looked like an old man who had hemorrhoids and was about to go to the hospital but didn't want people around him to notice his walking posture.

He squeezed his buttocks tightly, walked to the side of the people with great effort, and asked with gritted teeth: "Teacher Jeanne, and Teacher Jingu, what is going on..."

"There's really no way."

Suzumiya Haruhi interrupted him, impatiently took out a brick, stood behind Mizunase, and smashed it on his head. Mizunase, who was originally furious, suddenly became dazed, as if his soul had been sucked away, and he stood there motionless with a gray and miserable look on his face.

It took him only five seconds to return to normal. He looked left and right, and scratched his head in confusion: "Hey? Mr. Jingu, and the president, why are you here? I remember Mr. Kitami called me to the health room just now... weird."

...The brick amnesia method is great, simple and crude... You'd better be more careful next time, Kasuga-san.

Rin thought silently in his heart, and pushed his glasses calmly on the surface, and said calmly: "Haruhi-san was playing dodge bricks with other classmates just now, and he accidentally hit you. Are you okay?"

"Avoiding bricks... Why do I have to play such a dangerous game? I just can't remember what happened just now. Everything else is fine. I will continue to look for Bei..."

As he spoke, he took a step forward, his buttocks instantly shrank in pain, his face turned pale: "Hiss... How could it be, like this..."

Everyone was shocked and remembered the scene of bayonet fight. They were instantly embarrassed and looked left and right, unwilling to face the problem head-on.

In the end, Tomomi was kind-hearted. Although she was not good at lying, she still made up a story in a disjointed manner.

"Um...Mizunase-san might have lost his memory after being hit. Have you forgotten that you had an appointment with Kitami-sensei because you had hemorrhoids, and that's why you're going there now?"

"Hemorrhoids?! No...It's impossible. I'm still so young!"

Unwilling to accept the reality, Mizunase covered his buttocks, no longer willing to face these young and beautiful girls in front of him, and walked away in shame.

Rin couldn't help but spread her hands, but before she could even sigh, her arms were grabbed by Suzumiya and Megumin on the left and right.

"Teacher! Have you opened the chocolate I gave you?!"

“Teacher, did you see the letter that Huihui put in the chocolate box?!”

"And mine!"

Several girls came up to her and looked at her expectantly. Lin wanted to scratch her face, but found that she couldn't pull her hand back. She could only laugh dryly and said, "It's... not too late yet."

"What are you doing!"

Toosaka Rin was furious and grabbed Rin's collar: "What the hell! How can you be a teacher like that?! You didn't even look at the chocolates that your students gave you sincerely. What do you mean you didn't have time? It's already the whole afternoon. Can you at least find a better excuse for me?"

"Hey, hey...you are a young lady, pay attention to your image, your image."

As if she just realized that she was different from the image of a superior young lady she usually maintained, Toosaka Rin quickly loosened her collar, snorted coldly, flicked her ponytail, crossed her arms and turned her head away.

"I say... isn't it the same to open the chocolates when we get home tonight? Why are you so anxious?"

And he's still so angry!

The other girls were stunned, looked at each other, and sighed dejectedly.

"Why else?" Heizhen swept his mocking gaze over the girls, with a twisted mouth.

The deadline for conquering these guys is almost up, and it looks like there are only three days left.

……

After finally escaping from the girls, Lin returned home exhausted, feeling secretly unhappy.

It's all the fault of Mizunase, the male protagonist of that X-anime. He ran away after being anally raped, otherwise those girls would definitely have gone to find Mizunase instead of pestering him like they had sex early but had nowhere to vent their sexual desire.

It's so pitiful that the fish pond is also affected.

Forget it, I'd better open the chocolates first, so that I won't be scolded by a few girls when I ask about it tomorrow.

But... I really don't have the desire to tear them down. There are so many of them every year, it's almost no different from Good Friday.

Rin sighed and raised his head, just in time to see Jeanne d'Arc's back as she hurried back to her room. In the past two days, Hei Jeanne had been doing something mysterious in the room.

"Siri, pour out the chocolate."

"∠(°ゝ°)!"

When he opened the little door on his belly, chocolate poured out all over the floor like a waterfall, giving Rin a terrible headache.

I originally wanted to ask Siri to help me open it, but then I thought, after all, these are the students' kind words, and as a teacher, I should be more serious.

“Forget it… Let’s take down Tōsaka and the others’ first… I remember that Megumin’s is easier to recognize…”

Reaching out and grabbing the rectangular box, Rin was about to open it when Illya happily jumped over and stopped in front of Rin with her cute white little feet. She leaned forward with her hands behind her back and asked curiously, "Are these chocolates given to you, Rin-gee?"

"Oh, yes."

"Brother Rin is really popular." Illya tilted her head with a smile, "But, Illya has a lot of questions that I can't answer, can Brother Rin help me?"

"sure……"

Rin stood up unconsciously and followed Illya. Before leaving, she glanced at the table full of chocolates and shrugged.

I'll take it apart when I get back. Illya's studies are more important.

Illya took Rin by the hand and sat down at the desk. Then she climbed on Rin's back, rubbed him, and stretched out her hand to point at the book: "Brother Rin, this... and this, these, and those, Illya didn't understand any of them!"

"..."

Lin flipped through the pages and couldn't help wondering, are the schoolwork so heavy for primary school students nowadays?

And it feels like the difficulty level is several times higher than when he was a primary school student.

"Hey, Rin-nii, Illya is going to take a shower. Rin-nii, you finish the questions first, I'll come and see you later."

"Ah."

While Rin was concentrating on doing the questions, Illya quietly left the room, closed the door gently, turned around and sighed listlessly.

"That magic lady is really something. Why did she make Illya do such a thing and deceive Brother Rin?"

While secretly complaining about Toosaka Rin, Illya walked into the living room and asked Siri to bring her some juice. She knelt beside the coffee table and began to rummage through the chocolate box.

That's right, as Rin's sister, she has advantages that other members can't match. She has been awakened again as a hidden line after a long time, and her main task is to destroy the strategy chocolate and love letters of the Chuuni Team!

“Ah! Found it, this is Huihui’s!”

Illya's eyes lit up, and she quickly opened the chocolate box and took out the fiery red card inside. She took a look at what was written on it and felt a chill all over her body.

This explosion magician must be crazy. My love for you is like an explosion magic that is charging and about to explode. The whole article, whether it is a modifier or a metaphor, is all about explosion. It's so disgusting to read.

Destroy, destroy!

then……

Illya took out the magic wand for magical girls, restored the opened chocolate box, and then found the next one.

Emmm, this looks so childish. There are actually magic circles and fallen angel wings on the chocolate box. It should be Takanari, no, Nika.

After pulling out the card and taking a look at it, Illya's disgusted expression appeared on her face again.

What is the trajectory of fate transmitted from the evil king's true eyes, what is the contract of living and dying together, what is the flower of love blooming on the bloody rose... So why did they lose to the people of the second team last time? I can't figure it out.

He destroyed Rikka's love letter card again, restored the chocolate to its original state, and then found Suzumiya Haruhi's.

Surprisingly, what Suzumiya Haruhi wrote was relatively normal. The central theme of the whole article was very clear, and it could be summed up in one sentence, "I am very interested in the time traveler's teacher. Let's fall in love!"

Okay, it’s not a summary, the whole article is just one sentence: destroy, destroy.

The last thing she did was to look for Gogen Ruri's. Illya searched carefully but couldn't find Gogen's after searching for several times. She could not help but tilt her head and suck her fingers, looking confused.

At this moment, a not-so-loud explosion was heard from Heizhen's room. Illya was startled and jumped behind the sofa like a rabbit, fearing that she would wake up Lin.

Fortunately, the protagonist, who is always a freshman in high school, was so happy immersed in his world of study that he didn't even hear the explosion.

After a while, Heizhen's head popped out of the door and she looked around with squinted eyes. Her helmet was pierced crookedly and her hair was prickly, but fortunately it didn't turn black.

When she found that Lin was not in the living room, she breathed a sigh of relief and slowly retracted her head. When she appeared again two seconds later, she was still the beautiful girl who looked decent, a little difficult to mess with and evil.

"Ahem, Illya, where's the idiot Rin?"

Seeing that it was Kurojeong, Illya also breathed a sigh of relief, and got out from behind the sofa, and continued to look for Gokou Ruri's chocolate, saying, "Brother Rin is still studying, and won't come out for the time being. Is there anything wrong, Kurojeong?"

"You're not here... That's great... Ahem."

Putting his fist in front of his mouth and coughing, Hei Zhen took out a box of black chocolates from his back and handed it to Illya: "Well... well, I'm not very good at packaging, so I leave it to you. This is an order!"

"..."

Illya glanced at her suspiciously for a moment, somewhat suspecting that the previous explosion was caused by some terrible chocolate that Kurozhen had made for her brother Rin.

She hesitated for a moment, but still handed the box over, looking it over: "As for the packaging, if it's not Valentine's Day chocolate, it doesn't need to be too detailed."

"Of course it's not Valentine's chocolate! How could I give such an idiotic thing! These are just ordinary thank-you chocolates. Ahem, after all, I'm temporarily staying in a human's house... No need to open it! There's no strange card inside!"

Even with a roar of anger, he still couldn't stop Illya's little claws from tearing it apart. Fortunately, she really didn't put anything in it.

Hei Zhen picked up the box next to him that looked very delicately packaged: "Hey, is this from Toosaka Rin? That stupid magician actually has the ability of handicrafts."

As she said this, she smiled maliciously and opened the chocolate: "Let me see how the magician expresses his love?"

"Sister Jeanne, this is not a good idea!"

Ignoring Illya, Heizhen took out the card and looked at it from left to right... but couldn't understand it, so she waved at Illya: "Read it to me!"