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Lin, who was secretly laughing at the tsundere of the village girl, couldn't help but point at himself. He couldn't believe that such a wise man like him was called stupid by the illiterate village girl.

Finally, he pushed up his glasses and said calmly, "First, I am a top engineer with a doctorate in engineering. I have made countless contributions to the world and promoted the progress of human civilization. I am not stupid. Oh, by the way, I am also a teacher at a top private school. Second, we have already had dinner, and only fast food products are left. You can eat it if you want."

Cricket, a country girl living under someone else's roof, actually wants to command me, Jingu Rin. Could it be that she has developed this bad habit from being over-pampered by the moon people who call her "wife" every day?

"You! Stupid human! Are you provoking me...Huh? What is a doctor?"

It sounded impressive, and the country girl, who had no common sense at all, secretly checked it with her watch. Since she was illiterate, she relied purely on her brain to receive information, which made it easier to indoctrinate her.

"So...so awesome."

Looking at the silly human in front of her in disbelief, Jeanne felt a little uncomfortable. It was hard to tell whether it was admiration or inferiority. Her legs twisted restlessly for a few times. She raised her head with forced calmness and sneered with contempt: "No matter what, you are just a cricket-like human. What kind of instant food product is that? Hurry up and give it to me, and I will spare you the punishment for your disrespect."

"..."

Oh my god, it seems different from the game.

This black bastard is sick in the head!

……

Early the next morning, Rin climbed out of bed, staring at the slightly dark circles under his eyes.

God knows what he went through last night. This Joan of Arc was a captured strong man from ancient times. She doesn't have any common sense, but she is curious about everything. She made the whole house a mess and acted like she knew everything and that she was so awesome and her master was so stupid.

No... I liked Jeanne d'Aime in the game, and I'd be a fool to bring Jeanne d'Aime home now.

Lin floated to the bathroom in a daze, pushed open the half-open bathroom door, rubbed his eyes and walked in, and then...he made eye contact with the girl who was sitting on the toilet with her butt naked.

"..."

"!"

"Wait! I can explain!"

"...Fish...fish-lipped man! I...I...I'm going to kill you! Wow!"

"Bang."←The sound of someone tripping over something because he didn't have time to pull up his panties.

"(<ゝω?) Kirara Star☆."←The logo of Siri who arrived later.

Chapter 121 I, Jeanne d’Arc, will make you unable to get out of bed today

"Brother Lin, Sister Jeanne, good morning!"

Illya walked into the living room wearing cute bear pajamas. She was stunned by the solemn atmosphere in the living room.

On both sides of the sofa, Rin and Jeanne sat upright, their faces as gloomy as water, their eyes fixed on the table, like old generals commanding a country on a sand table.

"Oh, hehe, Gungnir, three kills in a row, kill! Kill! Kill! You're dead, pervert!"

"Sorry, I can't die!"

Rin looked at the accumulated cards in his hand and sneered: "You are only a little short of life and you dare to be arrogant in front of me. Today I will let you see how powerful Sakuya is! Freezing time attack is invalid! Killer! Kill!"

"No! This is impossible! How could I lose to such a stupid man whose head is full of erotic thoughts!"

Jeanne threw her cards on the table in despair, her eyes turning into mosquito coils again: "I won't lose. It's obviously because Remlia's cards are too weak."

"...You dare to say Remi is weak? You want to become a French Orleans grilled kebab."

Although Remi's fate special skill that sounds powerful has never been used properly... ahem.

"I win this time. According to the rules, all previous matters are written off."

"Humph."

Illya came over curiously, looked at the cards on the table, and asked curiously: "Brother Lin, what are you playing?"

"Eastern Kill, a game that is beneficial to the body and mind. Good morning, Illya."

Nodding in understanding, Illya looked around and asked, "What are we having for breakfast?"

"How about eating fish lips and burning the rectum with cream." Jeanne's malicious voice sounded in my ears, "No... forget it, I heard that there is a kind of straight male cancer patient whose intestines are tied in knots."

Ignoring her venomous words, Rin patted Illya's head and said, "Siri is already making breakfast, go wash up and change clothes."

"Hmm!"

After Illya left, Jeanne's expression changed again. She viciously took out a dagger and stabbed it into the coffee table: "I, the Dragon Witch, was generous enough to forgive you before. If there is a next time, I will use your head as a sacrifice!"

That’s enough. What kind of saint are you?

Lin sighed again for being blind and liking Hei Zhen while playing games. Aren't there many examples of people being cheated by the second dimension turning into the third dimension? Why can't she learn from this?

These girls look so cute on the screen, but they are completely different when they are in front of you!

"Whatever you want... This is the first time I've seen such an arrogant guest. I still have to go to work at school today, so please do as you please."

……

After dinner, the three of them parted ways. Because she was worried about this hot girl who had no common sense, Rin could only let Siri serve her personally... and recorded everything she did along the way, and then sent Illya to school.

I did buy a cell phone yesterday, but I never saved any phone numbers or anything, so it was not convenient for me to ask for leave from the Academic Affairs Office in the morning.

Forget it. I still have this privilege anyway.

After sending Illya to Tenjin Elementary School, Rin got to know Illya's classmate Sakura Kinomoto. Then he rushed back to school. Just as he sat down in his office chair, the bell for the end of the first get out of class rang.

He took out his phone and played a game for a while. When he heard someone knocking on the door, Lin quickly put the phone next to the keyboard and said, "Come in."

The door was slowly pushed open, and Miss Toosaka Rin walked in. She quickly glanced at the cabinet and placed a stack of homework books on the table.

"Teacher, I have collected yesterday's homework. Do you have any instructions?"

"No...wait, Toosaka-san? Isn't the class representative Uchiha-san?"

"Ah, because Uchiha felt that he was not qualified for the position of physics class representative, so after a democratic election by the classmates this morning, I was appointed as the class representative. Or...does the teacher feel that my academic performance and ability are not enough to be qualified for the position of class representative?"

"Um, that's not the case... After all, you are an excellent student. So I'll trouble you from now on, Toosaka-san."

"I am the one who needs your advice, teacher."

Watching the little devil walk away, Lin was stunned for two seconds, scratched his head, and felt a little uneasy.

Well, never mind. The most urgent task now is to find out who their target is and how to successfully hide from Jeanne d'Arc.

The latter is not a problem. I don’t know if he broke his head when he traveled through time. That Black Zhen looks silly and cute, so she shouldn’t have discovered me. But the former... emmm, what a headache.

"Boom!"

The door was pushed open fiercely, and Suzumiya Haruhi walked in with Huihui. She greeted Rin energetically: "Hey! Teacher!"

...Damn, two big troubles again.

Rin pushed up her glasses to hide her disgusted look, crossed her hands, placed them in front of her chin, and said calmly, "Suzumiya and Huihui-san, what's the matter?"

"Teacher!" Suzumiya said excitedly, holding onto the table, "We have established a club to study supernatural and strange events, and we sincerely invite Teacher Jingu to be our instructor!"

Rin held out her hand and was about to refuse, but suddenly remembered something she needed to find out, and asked, "Our school club must have five members. Besides you and Huihui, who else will it be?"

"There are Rikka Takanashi and Ruri Gokou from Class A, and there's another one called Shui... What's Shui called, Huihui?"

"Mizutase Taki."

Hmm, this name sounds like a boy's, and it sounds familiar. Could he be the protagonist they need a strategy for?

Thinking of this, Rin quickly agreed: "Okay, bring me the club application."

After signing her name on the instructor, Rin handed the application to Haruhi Suzumiya: "I'll help you get a club venue. Remember to call me when you have activities. I'm usually there."

"That's great! With your signature, we can get through the back door today, and start club activities in the afternoon! Let's go first!"

Suzumiya Haruhi came in a hurry and left in a hurry, leaving only Huihui holding the magic hat, blushing and bowing to Rin: "Teacher, I'm leaving first."

"That Suzumiya guy... never mind."

Not feeling the teacher's beloved side at all, Rin rapped the table in a headache and continued playing games on her phone.

……

The last class in the morning was Class A's physics class. Rin arrived at the class time and walked into Group A.

Class B generally learned that a boy who was about their age, very handsome and rich, would come to have a three-month teaching experience. Almost all the female students looked at the teacher's door with great anticipation.

When Rin entered, everyone cheered and stood up in unison, shouting "Hello, Teacher Jingu."

"Am I so popular?"

Lin scratched his face, waved to his classmates, and motioned for everyone to sit down: "Since you already know me, there is no need to introduce yourself. Let's get to know each other according to the roster and then start the class."

"it is good!"

"So, Umekawa Kuko... the little bird swims in Rikka."

"arrive."

Lin paid special attention to the girl with a small braid on the side, a hair as long as the King of Quilts, and an eye patch, and nodded at her: "Next, Gokou Ruri."

"..."

Liuli raised her head and looked at Lin, then quickly turned her head away without even saying a word in reply. Lin didn't care and continued to call the roll. Then the formal physics teaching session began until the end of the get out of class.

As a top private school, Lily Middle School has an on-campus cafeteria with an excellent environment, so most students from well-off families choose to dine in the cafeteria, including teachers.

Lin returned to the office to put away her things, then walked all the way to the restaurant, picked up the tray, ordered some food that looked good, and turned around to find a seat.

"Teacher Jingu! Here, here!"

Suzumiya Haruhi waved at him cheerfully, and Rin hesitated for a moment before carrying the food tray to their table.

In addition to Suzumiya, Gokou Ruri, Megumin and Rikka were also at the same table. Rin sat next to Ruri, which made the girl stiffen all over and even eating became unnatural.

“Teacher.” Huihui quickly stood up and bowed to him.

"It's just a meal, there's no need to do this."

"No, in our magic world, the wise are the teachers and should be respected."

Haruhi waved her hand and said, "Hey, eat well and don't do anything else. I still have a lot of things I want to ask the teacher!"

As soon as she finished speaking, two more girls appeared behind her and greeted Rin together, "Hello, Teacher Jingu!"

Toosaka Rin and Tomoe Asami followed suit with perfectly polite smiles, and sat down on the table very consciously, which made Haruhi furious: "You two! Who told you to sit here!"

Toosaka Rin couldn't help but sneer: "Why, has the school dining table become the exclusive seat for your second-year team?"

"Bang." This time it was Gokou Ruri who slammed the table. She stood up with a cold face and said, "Don't you need to ask for permission before sharing a table with others? Magicians really have no manners."

"you……"

Having a headache because of the noise made by several girls, Lin put down his knife and fork expressionlessly. The crisp sound made the girls stunned.

"If you want to eat, just eat well. We are just classmates. Why do we have to quarrel in public?!"

"I'm sorry, teacher..."

Like a scared kitten with its ears tucked up, the girls sat back down and continued eating in silence.

Rin, who was very satisfied with his own majesty and even wanted to record it for Remi as a souvenir, nodded complacently and continued to eat. Just after two seconds of silence, the cell phone made a ding-dong sound.

It turned out that Lin had completed the idle mission in the game. He kept a serious look, quietly took out his mobile phone from under the table, opened it and took a look.

In the midst of a wave of crazy krypton gold operations, Rin was unaware that Gogen Ruri had already approached him and could see his game and ID clearly.

After finishing her dinner and wiping her mouth elegantly, Miss Toosaka asked softly, "Teacher, I heard that your Jingu family is one of the largest financial groups in the world, right?"

"According to the setting, yes." Rin nodded without hesitation.

"Then... Teacher, are you a direct descendant of the Jingu family?"

"Well, I am your only son."

"!"

Toosaka Rin's eyes immediately became bright, then quickly disappeared, and she touched her chin and fell into deep thought.

With such a big stake, it would be a waste not to do it!

I have to leave anyway. If I don't make some money before leaving, how can I survive in the reincarnation world in the future? Strategy and stuff... well, I didn't say we have to be romantic. I just need him to confess. Isn't that easy?

With Toosaka Rin's opening, the other girls also started asking him various questions one by one. The previously cold atmosphere instantly became lively again, and the lunch time was pleasant and peaceful.

But... by the afternoon, it was like a nightmare.

According to the procedure, there will be a school-wide teachers' meeting in the afternoon, which is also the main occasion to formally introduce Rin to other teachers. Of course, more importantly, they will brag about how great he is.