Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

You see, the YJ software was also made by Mio, and it fell into my hands. Could it be... intentional?

If that sister did it on purpose, then I, the male protagonist of an X-anime series whose name was almost censored...

Damn it?

Do you have to be so evil?

I now really, really, really doubt that the most famous book artist is actually you, my elder sister.

Chapter 111 Pre-war welfare distribution?

"Preemptive strike! Preemptive strike! OK... beep beep."

Rin was originally quite free and at ease playing the voice-controlled hot girl online game, performing a bunch of special skills and getting ready to try them out, when suddenly a bunch of message alerts sounded on his phone.

The sounds continued one after another, each one higher than the last, and there was no way they could be stopped. It even seriously affected Rin's game.

"Why is there so much commotion so early in the morning?"

Rin temporarily exited the game and opened the chat app to take a look.

Surprisingly, the ones who kept making harassing noises were not the Gensokyo Enjiao Group. This was very strange, as the elders were unnaturally quiet.

The one that has been madly tagging everyone is the largest same-sex dating group in the Supreme World. It was created by Athena and only allows female gods to join. It is a chat group that fits the name "Goddess Tribe" very well.

...Wait, why am I in this group?

Rin tilted her head and thought for a long time. It seemed that after disguising herself as Touma Kazusa last time, Miss Athena pulled herself in to make her acting more realistic.

Two minutes into his entry, he discovered that this group was simply a group of hot girls showing off their bare faces, PS photos, and cosmetics, while selling products. In particular, the group was filled with all kinds of pantyhose and underwear photos, which was hard to look at, so he closed it and forgot to add it to the group assistant.

So, what are these girls doing?

"Pandora is for sale with one click. The current price is only 998. Let's compete. Do you really think there is no one in Athens? I think we should stop wasting time. Let's do it tomorrow morning."

"Moonlight Goddess: I think that's fine. Since Athena has agreed, I'll join the battle too!"

"I am the most beautiful in the world, Ishtar: tomorrow is tomorrow!"

“May beauty be with me: then, I look forward to your surrender to the beauty of the god of love! Oh hehehe.

Looking at the chat records of this group of goddesses whose names could be guessed just by the group name cards, a hint of surprise flashed in Lin's eyes. Lin flipped through the records for a long time and finally found the origin.

The general plot development is very incredible, and it can be summed up in one sentence...

Ishtar suddenly started to scold Athena, saying something like, "Hot girl Athena, don't think I don't know what you are planning. I seriously suspect that the Son of God is in your hands, and you want to keep him all for yourself." Then Athena said aggrievedly, "How is that possible? Let's talk if we have something to say. Don't make false accusations." Then Ishtar said, "Ugly people are the ones who cause trouble," which triggered a war between beauty and ugliness. Countless goddesses were dragged into the war and asked to join the competition.

Well, as things developed later, it wasn't a conflict caused by him at all. It was just a story about a group of goddesses who were already at the same age as Sister Zi and who refused to accept getting old or losing. They were trying hard to catch up with youthful beauty, so they had to participate in a large-scale beauty pageant as soon as they disagreed.

The final result is that the girls all think that wearing clothes cannot show their figures, and they all demand a lingerie show...

This... this woman is crazy...

Rin simply couldn't understand this kind of thinking. Look at the girls in Gensokyo, they're pretty good-looking, but they're basically smiling silly all day long. Except for the mysteriously confident Kaguya, basically no one would force drama on their appearance, right?

Forget it, I don’t understand. I’ll just go to the theater tomorrow.

Rin yawned, threw his phone aside, rubbed his pillow, and fell asleep in a blink of an eye.

……

"Dang Dang Dang!"

The sound of the salutes and bells at the door made people's scalps numb. Lin suddenly woke up and jumped out of the bed. He hurriedly took a defensive posture, but found that there was no one in the room. He was still confused.

There was so much noise outside and no one knew what was going on. Lin walked to the door carefully, stuck his head out to take a look, and instantly felt like he was still dreaming.

The whole sky is filled with flying ribbons and dazzling lights are pouring down. Even in broad daylight, it is made to look colorful. Combined with the petals scattered all over the sky, it feels like being in the dream of an innocent girl.

"Uh... pure love... poof!"

Ishtar, who was wearing black and yellow sexy lingerie and looked like a queen bumblebee, proudly waved her arms and laughed while stepping on the lion. She had a good figure, but her expression looked like a middle-aged woman who accidentally put on her high school clothes and found that her figure was still in shape and was so happy that her mouth was crooked.

The point is... isn't it enough for you to torture yourself well, why do you also have to put a blue and white swimming skirt on the lion under you?

What did the lion do to offend anyone? Lions are innocent, too, okay? Lions have thick hair and a majestic mane, so they are handsome, okay? If you let him dress like a woman, what will the lions think if the news spreads? Can he still find a girlfriend?

Lin's sympathetic eyes met the golden lion's lifeless eyes, and instantly he felt touched as if he had met a close friend.

Just because of this look of sympathy, Lin felt it necessary to stand up and say something for the poor lion.

So he took out a loudspeaker from his phone, opened his mouth with a look of disdain, "It's so early in the morning, am I sleepwalking or are you sleepwalking, are you planning to go out to take H photo albums or go out for a date dressed like this, can you be a little more mature, and please don't harm the lion, okay?"

Ishtar, who was feeling smug, suddenly froze, her shoulders shaking with anger. She turned around aggressively and rubbed her hands together, "You little brat, I think you are really challenging my patience and bottom line!"

"Sister Wangshu! Someone wants to kill me!"

Rin, who didn't want to fight back even though she could win, reacted instantly and turned to the second floor of the palace to call for help.

As expected, Ishtar took out the whip and just took two steps forward when the ice-blue Wangshu sword shot out from the window as fast as a meteor and narrowly missed Ishtar's face. The icy and piercing feeling made the hairs on Ishtar's face stand up.

She suddenly stopped, and was angry at first, then her expression became strange, looking at Wangshu who was standing by the window: "I say... Moon God, you are not... just a little captive? Are you protecting her like a calf? I think you are either a shota complex or a son complex, no... a daughter complex!"

"Hey, please talk nicely and don't make personal attacks, okay?"

"You were the first to make a personal attack!"

"But you were the first one to attack me! I just saw injustice and you kept me awake because of the noise you made!"

"Little brother, didn't your mother teach you not to mind other people's business when you are out? How can you understand the joy of a lion if you are not a lion?"

"Is making unfounded arguments a privilege for old women like aunties?"

"..."

The Moon Goddess speechlessly watched the two people, one big and one small, staring at each other and verbally attacking each other. She couldn't help but sigh and held her forehead with an unhappy expression.

These two people can actually fight with each other, are they friends regardless of age difference? It would have been better if I had known earlier not to get involved, right?

Thinking this in her heart, the Moon Goddess, who didn't play PJ and was out of touch with the news, saw Ishtar's strange underwear and couldn't help but be stunned: "Ishtar...are you going to sell underwear? Didn't you say before that you would never follow Pandora and Athena to deceive consumers?"

"Selling shit!" Ishtar pushed Lin's face away and rolled her eyes. "I'm telling you, last night in the group, we had a fight with Athena and the others. Damn... these old women, they don't even look at their own appearance, and dare to call themselves beautiful in front of our Love God Alliance. Today, I'm going to teach them how to be plain women!"

"..."

A trace of disdain flashed across Wangshu's eyes, so fleeting that it was completely invisible. He waved his hand coldly, "Next time, you can do whatever you want with this kind of thing, but you are forbidden to make any noise within my living area."

"whispering sound."

Ishtar and the proud Moon Goddess had never gotten along very well, but because they both had the divine power of love and their abilities were quite good, they were brought in to make up the numbers. They rarely communicated, and at this moment, she said nothing more.

But when he saw Lin, he suddenly remembered something. His brows relaxed and he happily pulled him over. He looked at him carefully and said, "Although he is still a child, he is still a boy. Come on, give us a fair evaluation. Compared with Athena and the others, who is prettier? Oh...including your sister Wangshu."

"..."

Feeling two strong gazes in an instant, Rin took two steps back with a tingling scalp.

What’s the problem with girls nowadays? Is it intentional that they always give him life-threatening questions?

"Well... I'm still young, so I haven't developed my sense of aesthetics yet... Ah, aren't we going to participate in the competition? How about taking me with you?!"

"You really think you're a big shot... But never mind, it would be nice to let Athena see the captive."

Ishtar didn't care, she pulled Rin up, threw her onto the lion, waved at the moon goddess, and flew away.

"When you get there, don't run around randomly, or you might get kidnapped by human traffickers and become a child son-in-law."

Big sister, I was captured by you guys, so it would be normal for me to run away in this situation, right?

"Don't disbelieve me. When there are big competitions, there will always be all kinds of businessmen who take the opportunity to hold exhibitions and promote their products. There will be so many people that you won't even be able to get out. Oh, and there are also chicks with very strange sexual orientations..."

"..."

The scene she described in a few words wasn't intuitive enough, but Rin was a person who had experienced many ups and downs and all kinds of Black Friday shopping mall promotions and discounts, so she could still imagine it.

But... when we really got there, we felt like there were so many creatures that the entire planet was about to explode and we had to quickly drop a nuclear bomb to relieve the pressure on the poor planet.

Looking down from above, the entire center of the planet was filled with human heads. All kinds of strange creatures were flowing with the crowd, and almost no place to stand was left behind.

Let's put it this way, this planet is relatively small, roughly half the size of the original Earth, and more than half of it is occupied by audience seats for female gods and their female subordinates, while the rest is heavily guarded by local gods. The commercial area is about the size of the United States.

This is already a lot... Can you imagine what it would be like if the entire United States was filled with people?

The huge screen suspended in the air had the words "Give up, you can't beat my Goddess Super League in terms of beauty" written on it, and it was also noted that male audience members were prohibited from participating. This was blatant gender discrimination.

Along with the largest goddess league in history, businessmen also heard the news and came. In just one night, they had occupied the important exhibition areas and continued to recruit goddesses who would not participate in the competition but would serve as spectators.

Amidst the noise and bustle, Rin even saw the police knights of the Space-Time Administration, led by Tachibana, who were doing their duty to maintain the order of space and ensure that the gods and creatures who arrived through space could come and go safely and contentedly.

Amazon warriors, Athenian warriors, Cupid warriors, Sun warriors, Babylonian warriors, Spartan warriors... all the warriors under the goddess gathered on the planet. Together with the male gods who came to watch the fun and other male warriors, it is no exaggeration to say that there were two or three hundred million of them.

Seeing so many warriors gathered here, Lin couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Aren't you guys still going to fight? Aren't you going to attack Sarntu? Aren't you going to unite to resist the God of Confusion? Why... Cricket can simply change the battlefield with a lingerie show?

Are today's goddesses as shameless as those in Gensokyo?

Until now, Lin still feels like he is in a dream and the world is so strange.

Ishtar originally wanted to take the opportunity to bring Rin in, but she never expected that the subordinate god guarding the door was so straightforward that he would not let in even a small child as long as he was sure that he had a penis.

In desperation, he could only let his lion Simba... er, sorry, it was Starbuck who followed Rin all the way to prevent the prisoner from escaping.

Lin was a little disappointed that he didn't get to enter the lingerie show as he wished, but then he thought, this is a good opportunity to catch up with the shopping exhibition, and the money would be better if he spent it. So he happily rode his Starbucks, which was two heads taller than him, and started to visit the exhibition from the beginning.

Maybe it was because they really got along well, or maybe it was because Rin took off Shishi's swimsuit out of sympathy. In any case, Starbucks, who never let others ride on him, was willing to carry Rin on his back and galloped away in a heroic and high-spirited manner.

"Same lipstick as Aphrodite, be your brightest self!"

"Authentic Raphael red wine, original price 23,333, now only 18,000, buy one get three free, no more discounts!"

"Originally from the Hell's Lustful Spring, the magical water will help you stay young forever!"

"The 666 square meters of space accommodates the wardrobe, which is made of 100% original Fengqi wood and is durable..."

"A river of spring water, a thousand people's lives, XX real estate project is now open for sale, located in the central star system, with a blue ocean planet in front..."

There were countless advertisements like these, but Lin was not interested in them at all. He just bought a few special snacks and a handsome scarf for Shiza, and then continued to stroll from the outside to the inside.

Before I knew it... I had walked to the door of a strange oval-shaped building that was eerily sparsely populated.

Looking left and right, there were really not many people passing by.

Then he looked at the sign hanging at the door, "Real-person competition, come in if you're brave!" Lin suddenly realized.

This should be a field competition game similar to real-life CS, but in this supreme world where real combat is common, it is indeed not very popular.

Or, go in and take a look?

While he was hesitating, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a petite hooded figure flashing through the top glass. Rin was shocked and rushed in without saying a word.

If he was not mistaken in the first glance, then that was the master of erotic books he had been looking for!

Chapter 112 This is the final challenge world

As soon as I entered the hall, the light suddenly dimmed as the valve closed, but then the lights in the hall lit up layer by layer from near to far, illuminating the hall with bright lights.

The lady standing at the door was wearing a professional suit, black-framed glasses, and a white coat, looking well-educated and well-mannered.

Seeing the guests coming, the royal sister couldn't help but push up her glasses: "The ticket price for human children is 333 divine crystals. Pets are not allowed to enter. Thank you."

This number did not cause any ripples in Lin's heart, unless the number was multiplied by 10,000 times, there might be some small surprises.

Rin quickly handed over the divine crystal and looked curiously towards the dark entrance while waiting for the other party to take the ticket.

"Here...are there any competitive events we can play?"

"Sorry, there is no competitive game at the moment because we don't have enough people. There is only a three-person team competition, and there is only one game to choose from!"

"Wow! Why didn't you say that earlier!"

"No returns, little brother."

Lin glanced at her speechlessly. How could such a cool and beautiful girl be of the same character as Athena?

However, as long as he can get in and find the artist who drew the book, nothing else matters.

Lin took the ticket, said a few words to Starbuck, and told it to go shopping on its own before rushing into the entrance.

Before entering, I took a look at the promotional poster, which showed cartoon zombies and other monsters. It seemed to be a survival game.

"Left 3 Dead Infinite."

It seems to be quite good, but I don’t know what restrictions this game has for creatures with extraordinary abilities like them.