Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"Yeah, me too. I consider myself the power of the seasons goddess."

"I don't have that," Reimu said calmly, "Maybe it's because being a servant is connected to a long-term meal ticket, or I have some special abilities. But even though no one told me to be a goddess, my physique and lifespan have exceeded the human limit, and now I'm about the same as you."

This is also a surprise. The red and white priestess can finally break the theory of life span.

Of course, according to Rin's previous thoughts, it would be better for her sisters, relatives, and human friends in Gensokyo to live forever.

After all, relatives and friends can live for a long time, so who would want to live for a hundred years and then leave them?

Rin, who had so many surprises, pulled Kaguya to look around, and suddenly felt something was wrong: "Huh? Wait... the voice you heard should be the voice of the Supreme World Consciousness connecting to the heart, asking you to be a god or something... why does it look like there is no divinity."

“How could that be possible!” Kaguya rolled her eyes in annoyance. “Of course I rejected it directly. Do you think I’m stupid? But if I have the title of a god, I still have to work hard to perform my duties as a god for others?!”

"I think so too. It would be terrible if the word got out that a monster sage was a god."

"Well, with a priesthood, my abilities will only improve a little, but I hate being restricted."

That’s great, the four girls who have been promoted to the high-end level among the high-level gods are all very happy.

The four members of the family are all very powerful, but they are not gods. If the news gets out, it can completely overturn the class order of the entire continent.

Lin also had a hunch that, by following the routine of this brainless fantasy cultivation novel, once her luck reached the maximum value, she would probably see a significant improvement.

Alas, I always lived off others before, and now it’s finally time for me to give back without any reward.

He took his wife to see Athena, and the goddess of wisdom was not surprised at all to hear the news.

It is worth mentioning that poor Fortuna, before she and Rin had the chance to develop their love and develop their relationship to the point of bed, she had to return to the Temple of Fate and observe the changes in the oracle and the fate of the continent as before.

She was almost about to cry out of grievance, and only after Lin comforted her hundreds of times and promised to consolidate their relationship by meeting alone next time did she leave, looking back every few steps... This can be said to be the shortest meeting with an online love partner in history.

Fortunately, Rin will be heading to the Temple of Destiny in person soon, so emotional issues won’t be a big deal.

After seeing Fortuna off, Xiao Ai became noticeably less talkative and returned to her cool and aloof middle school girl appearance.

Athena officially began to launch the Gods Plan...The gods here refer to He Qi, the God of Confusion and his new followers.

"Hell is mobilizing its troops, and the fake news I spread has now spread throughout the world of gods. The Dog-Headed God and the Old Ones have launched emergency public relations, apologizing to you for being trapped in the desert of exile and being captured. They will definitely join the expedition later." Athena said in a deep voice, "I have good relationships with the goddesses who are trustworthy, and I have basically summoned them. The sooner the better. Tomorrow is the day when the strongest god will eliminate the last person of the Church of Confusion. So, tomorrow I will borrow the power of Hades to issue a manifesto to gather the gods to jointly attack Sarntu!"

"I have asked the goddess of luck, Fortuna, to return to the Temple of Destiny and use the Oracle Stone to issue a manifesto at the agreed time tomorrow."

Curious baby Lin couldn't help but raise his hand: "That... that's not tampering with the oracle of the Supreme God? Will there be trouble if you falsely convey the imperial decree?"

"...Are you stupid? What is an oracle... It is a message from the gods. Not only the Supreme God, but all gods can use it. Otherwise, how do you think the God of Confusion can pass your message to all gods? It requires a huge amount of power and cost... It will be much easier with the help of the Temple of Destiny. After all, as the place where the Supreme God specifically issues oracles, the facilities are relatively complete."

"I see."

Seeing that Lin understood, Athena continued, "So, according to the original plan, before the destruction of Santu, you, brother Lin, will have to hide your identity."

"That's easy. I usually hide it anyway."

Lin waved his hand in disapproval, but Xiao Ai poured cold water on him: "Brother Lin, there are many gods who have the ability to see through the truth, so a simple disguise will not work. I will leave after tomorrow and hide in the dark to look for clues of the God of Confusion. Brother Lin, your safety is the top priority, so you must be careful in your disguise."

"That's right." Athena also said, "Besides, you wanted to follow the punitive army before, so you need to disguise yourself well. Although even the enemy will not harm your life, it would not be good if you become someone you can't afford to offend, right?"

"..."

Rin was speechless for a moment, and Kaguya beside him raised her hand like a curious baby: "Well, besides disguising yourself and hiding your aura, how else do you plan to disguise yourself?"

Athena showed a mysterious smile: "...No need for more disguises, just disguise and hide your breath, but I think it would be better to cross-dress."

"Dress up?"

Lin glanced at Athena strangely. Isn't what she said contradictory?

He said before that ordinary disguises were useless, and now he mentioned even more childish disguises. Do you really think other gods are fools?

For such an idea, he didn't even need to object. Everyone present was smart and would definitely have the same idea as him and reject it out loud...

"Okay! I think this is a good idea too!"

"Seconded."

"Same as above."

"??!(shock!)

Damn, did these girls take the wrong medicine? Why are they so excited? Hey, it’s okay if they are unreliable, but what’s wrong with your expression, Sister Youxiang? !”

Only little Jack, who was holding a Lucifer pillow, spoke out the truth: "Dad...are you going to pretend to be Mom again?"

"!!!" Lin's eyes widened, "Wait! What's with this word again? Bah! Female...female clothing? That won't do!"

Seeing that Rin had turned into a completely furry cat whose tail had been stepped on, Athena gently soothed him, "Be good, this is a good idea, because everyone has a deep-rooted idea that the Son of God is a man, and it will be subtly influenced by them. If they see a girl, they will definitely not think of anything else. Hehe... just make a slight change in your expression!"

"No! I don't care! What the hell is it that I have to dress up as a woman every time I arrive in a world? There's no such rule in X series, okay? Can't we just let people be the protagonists properly? Hey! Who of you likes women... Ugh! Whoever likes men's clothes can dress up as a man. Anyway, I definitely won't dress up as a woman! I'm a man, a real man!"

Lin held his head with a look of astonishment on his face. After he finished complaining, he looked at the girls with fierce eyes, even with green light in his eyes, and turned and ran away like a frightened rabbit.

Then... Xiao Ai pulled him down from mid-air.

"Brother Lin, don't be childish."

"I am childish at all! Let me go, Xiao Ai aaaaaaaaaa!"

Even if he was lucky enough to reach level 3, it would be useless at this time. Maybe... the Supreme God just wanted to see his "son" wearing women's clothes?

The princess laughed and surrounded Lin with the other girls. She reached behind her back and took out the same princess dress as hers: "Come on, Lin~ try this!"

At this time, the girls who usually appear to be like sisters are unusually united. Some take out their eyebrow pencils, some take out lip gloss, and some take out gel (I think that's what it's called).

At the critical moment, the culprit Athena suddenly stopped everyone and seemed to want to save Rin at the last moment... That was impossible.

"Don't worry, makeup alone is useless. Let me use the props first."

"Fuck, sister, that's enough! What the hell is this prop so scary!"

Athena showed a smile that was very similar to Kaguya's, and took out a cloud-like thing from her four-dimensional pocket. It was furry like air cotton. She rubbed it with her hand, and two blush spots appeared on the white cloud.

"Brother Lin, you forgot that when we first met, I was still disguised as a man, so... of course I have props to disguise you as a woman." She weighed the white mist in her hand and continued, "This little guy is hard to find in the whole world. It is a creature of the illusion system. The female can make people transform into men, while the male is just the opposite. Unlike ordinary illusions, it can also transform people into different tactile perceptions similar to entities. Even the Eastern demon gods who are good at changing cannot tell the difference."

When she said that, Rin recalled that last time they bathed together in the hot spring, he really couldn't detect the disguise of the Goddess of Wisdom at all. No matter how he looked at her or touched her, he felt that she was a transvestite.

Bah! Isn't this the point of MMP! ?

Rin's limbs were pinned down so tightly that his body almost turned into a dotted line, especially when this strange thing went into his ears... and then Athena started to pinch his face and move his hands all over him like she was casting in a 3D online game, and he turned pale and his soul flew away.

"Ah, I think... the breasts should be a little bigger, right?"

"No, I think it's the opposite. For a body type like Lin, a normal cup looks more normal."

"He must be shorter."

"Long black and straight! Long black and straight! I want to see long black and straight!"

"Emmm, I think...if dad wants to become mom, his skin needs to be whiter."

After the character was sculpted, it was time to put on makeup. Because "Sister" Lin was naturally beautiful and had flawless skin, heavy makeup was definitely not an option. She only needed to draw an eyeliner, apply a light lip gloss, moisturize her face a little, and add a little nice perfume. At this age, why should she be a saint? She could go out and compete with those charming male gods and bitches for little brothers...

After a while of messing around, the girls gathered in a circle like evil cultists, smiling like flowers, and commenting on the conversation one by one.

During these two hours, poor Lin seemed to have had a nightmare, and now he was half leaning on the sofa, like a paralyzed stick.

Little Jack rode on Rin's body, stretched out his little paws, poked Rin's face, and forcibly woke up Rin who was avoiding reality.

When Lin came back to her senses, the little girl hugged Lin's neck and giggled: "Dad... Mommy is so beautiful! Hehe, now I can just call Daddy Mommy."

“Beautiful…beautiful…”

Rin, whose soul was almost taken away by Lucifer, stood up unsteadily, and Athena placed a mirror directly in front of him.

Looking at the girl in front of him with black hair, clear ice-blue eyes, flawless facial features, cold yet charming, tall and slender, skin as white as snow, whose appearance surpassed that of her senior and whose temperament beats that of Yukino, he suddenly woke up from his nightmare and sat down on the ground.

Well, even when she falls down, she's still so cute.

Athena stroked his head and said softly, "A real man can have children, marry, and dress as a woman. For the sake of victory, brother Rin...you must accept the reality."

"What the hell! You are supposed to be flexible! What the hell is accepting reality!"

The girls shouted in unison, "Only women's clothing can! Make! Us! Win!"

Chapter 100: Touma Rinko: Believe it or not, I even want to have sex with myself?

The rules of cross-dressing!

1. You cannot be too tall and you cannot be fat.

2. The skin is fair, smooth and delicate!

3. Pretty and charming, knows how to put on makeup!

4. The laughter can be crisp or cool, the voice can be sweet or light or textured!

5. It can be cute or cool, soft or hard, up or down, and can even be used as a two-way plug!

There is no need to measure the standards afterwards. As long as you can complete the first five basics, then congratulations, you are already a high-end cross-dressing guy.

As for Rin, even if he doesn't admit it, sorry, he is already the top-of-the-line flagship version, and no one can rival him!

The male protagonist in X-anime can really do whatever he wants, and...it's easy for him to accept reality.

For example, after a day and a night of torture, hypnosis by Yama, and self-comfort, although Rin could not accept it calmly, she was not as unable to accept it and lost hope in life as before.

Now, he was wearing an ornament that tampered with his aura, and at first glance, he looked like an ordinary beautiful goddess spirit.

The announcement was imminent, and Rin, who was dawdling in the room and unwilling to go out and see people, also did not want to miss the event. With only a quarter of an hour left before the official start of the performance, Rin sat on the bed feeling very uneasy, twisted her hips, and finally gritted her teeth and opened the door wearing women's boots.

Madhu, try your best!

Isn't it just women's clothing? A real man can marry and have children...well, a real man can bend and stretch. Why should he be afraid of crickets wearing women's clothing? It's not like he hasn't worn it before!

Moreover, Athena made some minor adjustments to his original image, obviously just a slight adjustment to his brow arch and cheekbones. Even without wearing women's clothes, he could still be recognized as his original self. After changing his clothes, he was very different from before and not easy to recognize... probably.

Another point is that apart from the girls present at the time, even Nike, a subordinate god whom Athena trusted more, knew nothing about Rin's cross-dressing.

Although he said so, Rin still hesitated for a few seconds the moment he stepped out of the room, and walked through the corridor cautiously. He should have looked timid, but on him he looked more like a quiet and indifferent girl.

"Damn it, did Athena and the others do this on purpose? Why did they have to set the location in the central square and go through so many places? If someone finds out, I'll be so embarrassed."

The square was not around Athena's palace, but in the center of the entire city of Athens, right below what he now calls the Hanging Palace Gardens.

While complaining, Lin accelerated his flight until he was invisible to the naked eye in the air. At this speed, he could reach his destination in a few breaths without being discovered!

Just as he passed through the sky garden and was about to dive down to the central square, he suddenly heard a shout from the window.

"stop!"

The sound made Lin Han's hair stand on end. His body stopped immediately and he turned around tremblingly. When he saw that it was the war goddess Nike, a hint of doubt flashed in his eyes.

This girl... logically speaking, shouldn't she follow Athena to the central square?

No! Damn! I should have run away at this time! Why did I just stop like an idiot?

Nikki had an expressionless face and stared at the "girl" in front of her with deep eyes, which gave the cross-dressing Rin a great sense of oppression, and she couldn't help but turn her head away.

"You...look familiar."

"…You must have remembered it wrongly."

At present, his voice has turned into an ethereal mezzo-soprano, and this sound alone is too much for her to accept.

"Is it?"

Nikki's eyes were still fixed on Lin, making him feel uncomfortable. What he was most worried about was being recognized... He would be too ashamed to stay in Athens any longer.

Fortunately, the solemn and dignified goddess of victory did not recognize Lin from her familiar features. Instead, she asked in a formal and routine manner: "I have never seen you in Athens. If you are your Highness's woman, then I apologize for my recklessness and disrespect."

Lin's stomach went cold at that moment, and he quickly shook his head: "No! I'm not! It's absolutely impossible!"

Who the hell wants to fuck themselves? It sounds so good, doesn't it?

"...No way." Seeing Lin's excited denial, Nikki's eyes flashed with deep suspicion, "You are so beautiful and cute, how could you not be related to His Highness?"

"Wait! Where does your logic come from? Who told you that being beautiful must be... ahem, anyway, it's not what you think!"

"stare……"

The girl suddenly took a step closer, less than ten centimeters away from Lin. Rin was so scared that she quickly took a half step back, fearing that she would be recognized if she got any closer.

Then, the goddess of victory gave him a knowing smile that said "I understand" and changed the subject by saying, "She's also very beautiful up close. If you're not His Highness' girlfriend, then you should be... a subordinate of Lord Hades, right?"

"Um... yes, that's right, I am the guard of Lord Hades."

"Ah, I really envy you guys in hell. You all seem to have a lot of free time..."

"Yeah, yeah, not only are they idle, but they're also very weird."