Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

As the alarm bells rang, the feeling of being followed like a thorn in the back disappeared, and all the gods took up combat postures, some defending, some fighting, and some calling on the Winged People and other armies to deliver messages, just like the feeling before a world war.

Lin didn't know what was going on. When he was about to follow to see what was going on, he saw a flash of golden light in front of his eyes, and the goddess of victory Nike appeared out of nowhere and stood in front of him.

"Your Highness, someone has entered Athens without permission. Now that the goddess is not here, I hope you can stay in the palace to avoid any accidents."

"Is my sister not here?"

"Well, the goddess left last night to go find Hestia-sama herself."

"Hestia… Ouch."

Hestia, Athena's aunt, is the earliest virgin goddess, the goddess of the hearth, the family, and the fire... um, yes, she is the loli goddess with a baby face and big breasts that you have in your impression.

Because his hiding and staying-at-home attributes have reached an astonishing and unparalleled level, almost no one can find him except his niece Athena. No wonder the goddess of wisdom has to take action personally.

"My sister just left, and now the enemy has arrived... I'm afraid there's a problem."

Nikki remained calm and said calmly, "Your Highness, don't worry about this. Even if the goddess is not here, this is not a place where villains can come as they please. Your Highness only needs to wait for the victory in the palace, and leave the rest to me."

Lin nodded and was about to agree, but suddenly an idea flashed in his mind, and he said quickly: "I still want to go and take a look. Logically speaking, no one knows I'm here except the Nine-Child Ghost Mother and my own people. The people who come are very likely my own people!"

Although Kaguya and the others didn't say they would come over today, but... with the personalities of those girls, it would be normal even if they launched a surprise attack.

When the time comes, don't let the flood wash away the Dragon King Temple, or else one family will fight against another.

After hearing this, Nikki thought for a while, nodded, and took out a golden mask and handed it to Lin: "Just in case, I still hope that Your Highness can cover it up."

"Ah."

Judging from the feel of the mask and the powerful divine power it contained, it can be judged that the mask Nikki handed him is very likely to be a divine weapon.

This girl looks serious and indifferent, but she is actually a nice person.

After putting on the golden mask, Rin stepped onto the chariot of the goddess of victory. With Nikki driving the Pegasus chariot, they flew out of the Hanging Gardens and headed towards the location where the alarm was sounded.

……

As soon as the Pegasus chariot of the goddess of victory arrived, the voice of a carefree girl burst out from the ground. Using magic as a sound amplifier, the devilish sound filled their ears, scaring the Pegasus so much that it raised its hooves and hissed.

"Listen up, you goddess of wisdom, humans, gods, and other random races of Athens. You have been surrounded by our seven devils of hell. I say again, you have been surrounded by our seven devils of hell. The devil is going to war! No grass will grow! If you want to live! Hand over your brother-in-law... Wait, this asymmetry, let's start over again!"

"If you want to live, hand it over!"

Who the hell is that crazy red-haired girl with her upper body naked and only wearing a bra?

Can you show some emotion when reciting the lines? What are you doing? Are you reading well?

Rin got out of the chariot and saw a red-haired girl riding on a giant three-headed dog and reading with a magic loudspeaker.

It looks familiar, but I can't remember which one it is.

Next to the red-haired girl, there was another girl floating. The reason I used the word "floating" was... because she looked like she was radiating light all over her body and like a ghost, but she was very, very petite and thin, and looked like she was blown into the air by the wind.

I don't know this one either. The next one...

He was holding a calculator and pressing it wildly with excitement on his face, just like a stone-like stick. I don't know him. Next one.

Fortunately, the person standing next to the calculator maniac... Rin really knows him, the yuri erotic demon king Asmodeus.

And he knew all the girls beside Asmodeus, such as Lucifer who stood tall on the golden giant wearing golden armor and wanted to highlight that he was taller than others... Leviathan with a calm face, and Beelzebub, the gluttonous devil who grabbed comic book meat and ate it crazily.

So, the seven devil kings of hell are all here, and the others are the other three devil kings that he has not seen in reality?

That should be correct. The image is not very different from YJ's chat avatar, which is why Rin feels familiar with it.

The one who looked like "Fuck, your whole family owes me four hundred and fifty" and read it with a loudspeaker was the angry devil Samael, right?

Wow, there is a Peppa Pig tattoo on his arm. He is a social person, you can’t mess with him.

The last time we chatted, Medusa said that Samael was a gangster, and now it seems that she was right.

As for the lady pressing the calculator... hmm, the greedy devil Mammon? Apart from this money-grubber, Rin couldn't think of anyone else who fits the image.

As for the last one…that weak and frail girl, even if it was impossible, it could only be Belial, the king of schemes and intrigues.

What are the seven devil kings of hell doing here?

Thinking of the few people who had added him as a friend and given him malicious advice, Lin suddenly felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

Nike jumped off the chariot, looking extremely cold and beautiful. She pointed the scepter in her hand at Samael and shouted angrily, "You Hell and Athens have always been at peace with each other. Why are you here acting crazy now?"

"Pooh!"

Samael spitted out a mouthful of saliva in an extremely uncivilized manner, stood up from the back of the giant beast, lifted up the sportswear with the word "Justice" written on it tied around his waist, and said in a loud voice: "The hatred of stealing my husband...stealing my brother-in-law is irreconcilable! Hand over my brother-in-law, and pay a compensation of one hundred thousand or eighty thousand Saint Crystals, and I will spare your life!"

Beryl couldn't help coughing a few times and quickly covered his mouth with a silk scarf, looking extremely fragile. Although the sound was small, it could be heard clearly by people a hundred miles away.

"We have no intention of going to war with Athens, but... my brother-in-law's matter is indeed too important. I hope the noble god can return him."

Lucifer snorted coldly and said nothing, but the magic sword that flew out and shattered a mountain expressed her meaning.

At this time, even Nikki was completely confused: "May I ask the demon lords, who is this brother-in-law you are talking about?"

"Jin Gong Rin!"

"Yo female control Rin!"

"Girlface Rin!"

"My good friend Rinrin."

The protagonist they were talking about was trembling all over, with an expression of "MMP" written all over his face. What on earth is going on? When did I get seven extra sisters-in-law?

Nikki thought for less than two seconds before she flew into a rage: "Okay, so you're using the name of brother-in-law to snatch the Son of God!"

As she said this, she was about to swing the huge scepter in her hand towards Lucifer's face... ahem, because she was standing at the highest point and the target was the most obvious.

At the critical moment, Rin finally realized that this might be a misunderstanding, and hurriedly grabbed Nikki's hand, took off his mask, and looked around at the seven demon kings.

"Lucifer, Asmodeus, Leviathan, and Beelzebub, long time no see, you...what's going on here? Call out the big sister you're talking about."

"Brother-in-law (Rin, Rin)?!"

All the girls exclaimed at the same time, their faces filled with ecstasy, and were about to speak.

"Hahaha! Why is Third Sister's place so lively today? I want to come and join in the fun too. Oh, sun! Please grant them holy light!"

Chapter 94: Xiao Ai is here! This is a war between Bo Pai and the hatchet. If you can't afford to offend me, you're done for.

Before I could see the person coming, I heard a passionate female voice and momentum.

In an instant, golden light shone brightly, and the sun seemed to be full of energy as if it had taken medicine, so bright that Lin could not open his eyes.

In the dim golden light, one could see three majestic golden griffins dragging a glittering golden chariot, roaring and screaming in the air.

And on the chariot, there was a person standing. Her specific appearance could not be seen clearly. All we could see was that she was wearing luxurious golden armor, holding a bow and arrow high, and posing all the most shameful middle school poses in the sun.

Could it be that this staff was made by Apollo, the sun god?

She is called the Third Sister Athena, and she came riding on the light, so she should be able to escape...

The problem is that it is unlikely that the symbol of a good male god would be like this, right?

It’s not about gender. After all, there are quite a few effeminate girls in this world. Aren’t those few female gangster-like psychopaths mentioned above seven of them?

The problem is, this guy looks like Accelerator and Gilgamesh combined, and the mere sight of him posing in various Condor Heroes poses in the air makes Rin feel extremely embarrassed.

Beryl narrowed her eyes slightly, a disdainful smile flashed across her lips for a moment, and then she returned to her pitiful sickly beauty appearance, and said softly, "Who did I think was causing trouble? It turned out to be Pineapple. Could it be... that he is also here to target my brother-in-law?"

The other demon kings were all stunned, but before they could speak, the goddess of victory Nike, who was standing next to Lin, had anger on her face and raised her scepter: "Lord Apollo, Princess Lin belongs to us... ahem, to the goddess Athena. As a sister, how dare you steal your brother-in-law?!"

"what???"

The golden light faded, and the chariot in the sky turned into a meteor and fell to the ground. The nimble girl jumped down from the chariot and scratched her head with the feather on the top of the bow: "You bunch of psychopaths, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand a single word? And! Sabi Belial, my name is Apollo, not Pineapple, you scumbag."

"Oh, so it's called Pineapple you scumbag."

"you!"

The two seemed to have been holding a grudge against each other for a long time. When they met, they glared at each other, and were at loggerheads, one mocking the other.

Rin took advantage of the sunlight finally fading and glanced at the legendary sun god Apollo.

Um...how should I put it, she is indeed a beautiful girl with blonde hair and blue smoke. Even though she is wearing armor, she has to keep up with the trend of the times.

For example, the golden warriors have super short skirts on the lower body, and only a golden armor bra covering their breasts on the upper body. On their heads, they wear a golden crown like Lu Bu from the Three Kingdoms, and finally high-heeled combat boots. They are the most fashionable.

The only regret is that this tall and beautiful girl has nothing on her chest. No matter how hard she tries to cover it with the armor cover or use it as a pad to highlight her breasts, she can't do it. No matter how you look at it, she is a scarce resource.

Hmm... Little Jack would probably be very happy if he saw the pineapple, right?

After a few words of banter with Beryl, Apollo, who lost so badly that he couldn't even find her breasts, quickly shifted his attention and focused his gaze on Rin. He frowned and looked her up and down. After thinking for a long time, he finally nodded in sudden realization: "You... should be the legendary Holy Son, right? You are actually here... Oh, Third Sister is really something, do you think I am not reliable? You didn't tell me such interesting news, huh!"

Hey, can you please have some self-awareness? Who told you that you don’t look like you are reliable?

Lin had a lot of complaints in his mind, but couldn't say them. He ignored the Sun God who jumped out to cause trouble, and looked around at the Seven Demon Kings...

Uh, these demon kings... some make sticks, some sell swords, some are arrogant, some can shake, some take selfies, some eat like crazy, some are addicted to calculators, after looking at them... it seems that there is only one reliable one.

Lin made a quick judgment, nodded to Beryl in a friendly manner, and said, "Continuing with the topic that we were interrupted before, can you tell me which sister you are talking about?"

"Of course it is..."

Beryl smiled slightly and just uttered a few words. Just when the game was about to be completed, Apollo, who had been ignored, jumped out again, standing between Rin and Beryl, summoning the sunlight to light himself.

"Hey, hey, don't ignore me! You devil bitch, don't even think about seducing the Holy Son from under my nose!"

As she spoke, she bent backwards in jealousy and exaggeratedly, pulled the bowstring, and a beam of light shot straight into the sky, and then shot towards Belial in a parabola in mid-air, but Belial dodged it.

After finishing a set of poses, Apollo felt good about himself and smiled: "The trash devil bitch is vulnerable!"

"Boom!"

Apollo, who was so proud just now, was kicked away in an instant. Samael retracted his foot, touched his fist, and while moving his hand joints, he said contemptuously: "Sabi, don't you see what kind of gang I am in? Alas... Has the gang become like this now? Even kindergarten sticks are collected."

"The soul is pale!"

Apollo, feeling humiliated, fell to the ground from the statue with a thud. He pulled out an exquisite spear from his back and rushed towards Samael with gnashing teeth: "How dare you insult the great god of the sun? You are dead today!"

Lin rubbed his brows with a headache. Damn, he had to chat with a bunch of weirdos every day. Even Kasumi wasn't so tired.

Samael showed no fear at all. He laughed loudly, shook his breasts covered by the chest wrap, and shook his arms with Peppa Pig tattoos, and said contemptuously: "You are like that? You dare to call yourself great when you don't even have breasts or tattoos? I think the average chest circumference of Olympus is pulled down by you, my little pineapple friend."

"It's Apollo, not Pineapple! And... I..."

Apollo glanced down secretly. He was really angry and anxious because his sore spot was touched. He gritted his teeth and didn't know how to refute. On the other hand, Samael's chest wrap was also plain and frank, which made the flat-chested girl regain her self-confidence instantly.

She imitated Samael, shook her chest majestically, and raised her head proudly: "No matter how small I am, I am still a little bigger than a tomboy like you. Tsk tsk, look at your body, how can you look like a woman? And you are so fat! Hot girl, hot girl, ugly girl!"

"wcnm!"

The worst things about a woman are, first, never say she is fat, second, never say she is ugly, and third, never say she has small breasts.

They are all beautiful girls, why are you so anxious to fight with each other?

Apollo was talking nonsense and instantly violated three taboos. At this moment, even if the other party was a strong woman, she could not save her.

Decisive, the angry demon king exploded instantly, flashed to Apollo, eyes full of anger, one hand grabbed the front of her breasts, and the other hand grabbed Apollo's armor cover: "Today, I want you to recognize the fact that you are the smallest, ugliest, fattest, and oldest bitch in the world!"

Caught off guard... the plot of the X series instantly got out of control... Samael, whose rationality evaporated once he got angry, had already torn off his chest cloth and crushed Apollo's upper body pad armor.

Fortunately, Apollo has small chest, so the armor is hollow... otherwise it would be painful to look at.

As for Samael, I can’t tell, he’s almost at B, but…it’s so small, there’s nothing to wrap normally…

As soon as she saw the two breasts for the first time, a very simple idea popped into Rin's mind, but... before she had time to take a closer look, her eyes went dark and she felt a sharp pain instantly.

"Ah! It hurts! It hurts!"

Rin, whose eyes were hit hard, covered his eyes and cried out in pain. He didn't know what had hit him. He couldn't open his eyes at all. He could only hear the girls' breast war in his ears.

"Hahaha, see, my breasts are a circle bigger than yours, why don't you face the reality and go back to your sister to drink milk?"

"But... Damn it! That's not right! Isn't it just a little bit older? I'm still young and can still grow, but you, an old woman, are probably at the end of your rope. Why don't you just pretend?"

"Haha, you are over 90,000 years old, the same age as Xinri, yet you shamelessly call yourself young. I have never seen such a shameless person!"

"Look at my face, and then look at your face, you old woman, tomboy, don't you have any Hercules in your heart? And... you look so sloppy and dirty, ah, what is that painted on your arm... a pig? Hahaha! You must be jealous of me when you see me, you want to make me laugh to death!"

"How dare you laugh at my holy emblem? You are really dead now!"

Seeing their faces pressed together, their claws almost touching each other's faces, Lucifer, who had been annoyed by the noise and had endured it for a long time just to save face, finally couldn't hold it in anymore, reached out and grabbed the hilt of the magic sword and lifted it up.

Afterwards, a sword several dozen meters long chopped down from above their heads without any mercy. Fortunately, Apollo and Samael reacted in time and took two steps back, otherwise their brains would have been filled with the magic sword by now.

However, even so, Lucifer attacked angrily, and the two girls were blown away by the powerful airflow brought by the magic sword. They only remembered to cover their breasts in mid-air and flew away without a trace.