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Lucifer, the leader of the demon kings and the most trusted one, laughed out loud: "I knew it! Your Majesty will never abandon us! We have waited for tens of thousands of years! Finally, Your Majesty will return!"

"Hmm!" Leviathan used only one interjection to express his inner excitement.

Sitting next to her was the leader of the Demon King... Belial, also known as the Demon Sage. She looked like a pitiful girl with silver hair and a ponytail, so thin that she seemed like a gust of wind could blow her away.

Beryl's appearance was delicate yet extremely pale and fragile, like a porcelain doll that would break if touched lightly.

Of course, this is all an illusion.

This person's status in hell is similar to that of Mr. Zi...and his sister in Gensokyo. They are both extremely smart, troublesome and important people.

Maybe... all sages are like this, right?

Sitting next to Belial is the scantily clad lustful queen Asmodeus, and sitting next to Asmodeus is a flat-set, beautiful, somewhat ferocious-looking red-haired girl with the appearance of a black gang girl. She is also an angel from the same school as Lucifer, and the current angry demon lord Samael.

After Samael is a giant green-haired girl who is excitedly pressing the buttons of her beloved calculator. She is Mammon, the devil of greed.

The last one is of course the busy man, the foodie king Beelzebub.

It has been thousands of years since the seven demon kings have gotten together to chat, so now they all rushed back for the returning God of the Underworld.

"Your Majesty 66666 (calculator sound), I thought I wouldn't be able to see you for hundreds of thousands of years..." Mammon paused before finishing his words, and continued, "It seems...it's time to get your salary."

As she spoke, she clicked on the calculator, grinning like a street vendor, and stretched out her claws to the God of Hell: "A total of 153,236 years, 9 months, and 10 days. According to the daily salary method you hired me at the beginning, my salary should be 15,323,600,900 souls! Zero sacrifice, give me 100 million souls!"

Asmodeus glanced at Mammon with disdain. "Today is such an important day, and you are still talking about money? Money, money, money. Do you think of money at all? Do you have any glory for the Demon King?"

Mammon curled his lips and didn't say anything. Belial smiled and took over the conversation: "Amo, you can't say that. After all, Mammon did come here only after he got paid. There's nothing wrong with paying the salary, but Mammon, don't ask for too much. You know, the financial situation is not very good recently..."

The leader, the Hades, sat quietly, expressionless, and just secretly twisted his legs under the table...

Sitting on a chair or something... I'm not used to it!

"Financial constraints?! When did this happen?!" Mammon stood up angrily and looked around. "You guys are so good! You took advantage of me working outside to earn money and took advantage of me!"

"Fuck you, idiot!"

Samael's temper was extremely bad to begin with, even worse than ten Meihongs and ten Youxiangs. At this moment, he could no longer bear it. With a big cross on his forehead, he picked up a chair from behind and was about to smash it on Mammon's head, but was pushed away by Lucifer, who had a headache.

"Are you... going to embarrass yourself in front of His Majesty like this? Sit down!"

"Hmph! Laji! Sooner or later I will spread my Samael's Red Stick all over Hell and beat you Laji out of Hell. Your Majesty only needs me as a Red Stick!"

"Wow...my...my salary."

Belial rubbed his brows. Mammon and Samael, these two weirdos, had problems everywhere to begin with, and now it seemed that they were getting worse. They kept fighting for the title of "Shame of the Devil", bringing shame to Hell!

But then again…except for this sage, it seems that everyone here is a disgrace to Hell.

The middle school girl Lucifer, it's so awkward to follow her and listen to her talk. She also has to endure the cold snorts*10086 times/day. Speaking of which, this damn Ao Chen's ability to cause trouble is also top-notch!

Leviathan is a staff, ignore it.

Asmodeus has done so many things, including bullying and robbing young girls, that all the male creatures in the realm are complaining and can't even find a mate to carry on their paternity, so they have to resort to homosexuality... He's a guy who goes against the theory of evolution.

Forget about the foodie devil... In this world, apart from Taotie, who else can eat more than her and be more wasteful than her?

Oh... I feel bad for myself for leading a bunch of idiots who can't even survive ten minutes in a horror movie shot by a cheap crew for 9 dollars...

Fortunately, His Majesty the God of the Underworld is back... otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to continue doing this job as a military strategist!

It can be said that... every demon king thinks that he is the best. Although they have a good relationship with other demon kings, they are constantly competing with each other secretly, and constantly mocking and despising them in the French way.

"Okay, I get it."

The petite Hades nodded, still expressionless: "Mammon, someone will naturally pay your salary, within this year, I promise you."

Regardless of Mammon's satisfaction, Belial raised his eyebrows and asked with concern, "Your Majesty, are you satisfied with the results of this reincarnation tracing?"

"Well... not bad, at least I found a way to break the shackles... but, after getting used to the new identity, I still feel a little uncomfortable when I first receive the original information."

"With your ability, you will be able to adapt quickly..."

Asmodeus twisted a lock of his hair with his fingertips and said with a half-smile: "I am not worried about your health, Your Majesty, but I am worried about...your current identity..."

Everyone was slightly stunned, except Leviathan. They all said "Oh~~" as if they suddenly understood, nodded at the same time, and looked at the God of Hell worriedly.

"Nothing... The main reason I called you here today is not to discuss these things, but... there is something important concerning the Supreme World that needs your help!"

Samael's eyes lit up: "Boss, have you finally agreed to let me integrate Hell and the Red Stick Gang?"

The God of Hell chose to ignore it and waved his hand, plunging the entire conference room into a weird and mysterious atmosphere.

Regardless of what is happening in hell, the world of gods is still in turmoil.

The most troublesome person now is Tefnut.

In the past two days, people from the Space-Time Administration have come to her place for a visit when they have nothing to do. If it was that elite police officer, it would be fine, but she could still put on airs and find an excuse to shirk responsibility.

But damn, these people are not good people!

The Goddess of Time, Valkyrie, and even Fortuna became furious and kept causing trouble for her.

Only then did Tefnut realize that the boyfriend that Fortuna always took out and blew up in a very annoying way was actually Rin Jingu!

It would have been fine if it was just the Space-Time Administration, but I didn't expect so many gods would come looking.

Yinglong, Zhulong, Izanagi, Izanami from the east, as well as the netizen gods who have a good relationship with Rin in the west are all causing trouble.

Originally, Tefnut took action because he thought that Nyaru's power and strength could at least hold back the Demon King, so he felt at ease to deal with Rin for a few artifacts... He didn't expect Rin's status to be so special.

Now, Tefnut no longer dared to make public the fact that Rin was in exile, and could only send people in to look for her.

However, Nyako, whom she regarded as a great supporter, kept urging her to release Rin.

Isn't that bullshit? If I could find Lin, I would have sent him to your bed by now, okay!

Ps: I visited relatives and traveled during the past few days. I was really tired as a dog. I kept catching the bus and visiting tourist attractions during the day. I didn’t even have time to write or sleep when I came back_(:з)∠)_. It was so uncomfortable.

I wandered around Shanghai for the first three days and just arrived in Hangzhou’s West Lake District on the 20th. It took me almost a whole day to get there by car. It was like a bookshop.

I plan to go to Suzhou the day after tomorrow, and then return to Shanghai. Since I have limited time to take leave from school, I have been rushing all the time. Damn, I am almost dying. My penguin friends... must have noticed that my daily step count has increased hundreds of times compared to before... cough cough.

This is really something to boast about.

Alas!

The reason why I want to post this is that you know what I mean (be good).

If it really is a cuckoo...or if there is a problem with the quality, it must not be my fault, it must be the world's fault!

Chapter 74 Mom, Please Date Me

Tefnut had to admit that he was really in big trouble this time.

"How's the investigation going for you?"

In front of her was a huge mirror, the area around the mirror was made entirely of golden crystals, which reflected the light of the water opposite, making the mirror surface covered with a layer of light.

The image in the mirror showed a man with a crocodile head and a human body kneeling on one knee, lowering his head in fear.

This crocodile man is none other than the leader of District 32, Hongsha, the one whose male lover was seduced by someone else.

Facing Tefnut, he did not even dare to raise his head, and said quickly: "Reporting to my lord, I have not found any news about the Shrine Rin that my lord mentioned."

"Oh?"

Tefnut was wearing a mask, so others couldn't see her expression, but her voice was completely devoid of any emotion.

Hongsha was just a tiny ant in front of her, whose life and death were in her hands. Hearing her unfriendly tone, the crocodile's pimpled head couldn't help but break out in a sweat.

"But! My Lord, a strong man suddenly appeared in the Exiled Desert. He has the power to destroy a city with one sword. He is quite powerful. His name is Lin."

"cold?"

Tefnut repeated the pronunciation of Rin several times, muttering to himself, "It can't be such a coincidence that it appears at this time and has a famous homonym... Wait! What did you just say? Destroy the city with one sword!"

"Yes, I saw it with my own eyes."

"Tell me the details of what happened at that time."

Hongsha quickly said yes and described in detail what happened before and after Lin Zhiba was exiled to the desert.

The dog-headed goddess was speechless for a long while, her brows furrowed beneath the mask.

"Did you deceive me?"

"I would never dare to do that! If what happened at that time is not consistent with what I said, I would rather be killed and dissected!"

She nodded slightly, but she was still suspicious.

If what Hongsha said was true, then this guy named Lin was able to cut Baili in half with just one sword. That was definitely a strength that only gods could possess.

Although the boy's name has the same pronunciation as hers, according to her, it is impossible for Jingu Rin to have such fighting power, otherwise he would not have been easily tricked by her at that time.

Moreover, although he was wearing a mask, his hair color was lavender... Even if hair color could be used as a disguise, doesn't he still have a brother?

Since they have the same hair color, they must be brothers. But Rin was alone at the time, so where could he find a relative?

Tefnut was still suspicious after all. Although there was a high possibility that Rin had no connection with the Rin Jingu that he was looking for, he was unwilling to change his target so easily.

"I understand. You just need to keep an eye on him and report to me at any time. You should also hurry up and intensify the search."

"As you command! But... My Lord, how do we deal with their plan to search for the ruins?"

“Let’s go… … ”

She looked at the gem on the throne and did not continue to answer Hongsha. She waved her hand and everything on the mirror returned to calm.

"What's going on with these extra relics?"

They are the Egyptian gods who were exiled to the desert for a short time, only about a thousand years or so, after all, this place was discovered very late.

This was the first time she knew there was a relic in the desert that connected to the outside world!

This thing called ruins... it's a 50-50 mix of good and bad, but most of them are weird, which makes her feel a little uneasy. At the same time, she is not sure about the accuracy of this information that suddenly emerged.

For now, we can only wait for the results of the investigation before making any plans.

……

The outside world is in turmoil, but Lin is living a happy life in the desert...except for Pallas's increasingly gay sexual orientation.

"Brother... I really, really can't eat anymore... Please forgive me."

The long table was filled with delicacies from birds and beasts. Even though Lin's stomach was full, there was still at least two-thirds of the food in front of him.

He looked at Pallas pleadingly with a crying face.

The beautiful transvestite "little brother" just smiled calmly, stretched out his fingers and shook them gently, while picking up food for Lin and said: "Brother Lin, this is the training set meal I specially prepared for you. The ingredients are all taken from rare and lean fungi and plants. The effects between them complement each other, and the quantity is also fixed. You should eat it quickly!"

"But...but I really can't eat anymore!"

Lin, holding the chopsticks and spoon, was regretting his decision so much.

Last night, Pallas asked him if he wanted to have a meal to increase the "spiritual energy" of his body.

At that time, Rin thought of the cooking skills of Pallas Gundam LV9, and agreed without saying a word, and even patted her chest to promise that she would eat all the food.

Now... retribution has come.

I don’t know why they have to prepare such a full table of therapeutic meals when they were supposed to have them.

It looks like... there are still eight or nine dishes, at least half of them are left.

"Didn't you promise me last night? Brother Lin, a man should keep his promises!"

Pallas smiled, not knowing whether he was teasing Rin on purpose, but he picked up the bottle and poured Rin a full glass of wine.

"This is the Moon Goddess Wine made by the Goddess of Laurel. Anyone who drinks it can live a hundred years. Brother Lin, you must cherish it~"

"I……"

Lin had a sad face as she watched Pallas constantly switching chopsticks, spoon, fork and knife to prepare one portion of cut food after another for her, and her stomach ached.

I…I really want to be Youyouko, how great it would be! ?

He couldn't help but sigh, and just as he was hesitating whether to break his promise, an idea suddenly flashed in his head, and he quickly put his bowl in front of her.

"Brother! You've been cooking for me all day, you're so tired. How can you just watch me eat the feast? Come on, let's eat together."

"Go away, this is originally prepared for you, stop being pretentious!"

Without saying a word, Pallas returned the plate to Rin.

Lin tried to make a final struggle, picked up a piece of fried breast meat of a completely unknown monster with a chopstick, and handed it to Pallas' mouth: "Eat a piece..."