Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

Although he is the male protagonist of an X series, weak, submissive, a bit masochistic, low in emotional intelligence, stupid, foolish, a playboy, and lacks the aura of a strong man, he always looks more like an ordinary noob...

But! It also has advantages!

For example, being beautiful is especially suitable for women... um... for example, a promise is worth a thousand gold!

He never breaks a promise he makes, and he will never betray or abandon someone he considers a friend.

Even if it is just friends you have only known for eight or nine days, they are still friends!

Pallas was deeply moved, his face turned red, and he turned his head away in embarrassment.

Be frank... be honest?

Now…isn’t it just lying in plain sight…?

This silly boy, what nonsense are you talking about? Do you want to taste my spear? !

Chapter 69: Sister-in-law, don’t worry, I won’t do anything to you!

Fate, amazing.

The passive aura + lucky girl-chasing aura of the male protagonist in the story is definitely more than just 1+1=2, and the chemical reaction formed is also very interesting.

It was like Pallas would never be honest with anyone, and he was very cautious, so he wouldn't get too close to anyone, but his first impression of Rin was extremely good.

What? Why do you think that pretty girls always have a good impression of Rin... This... Emmmm, ahem, you know the protagonist's halo, right?

That’s right, the big boss who created this weird world directly gave him the identity of the protagonist. It’s impossible that there is no halo around him, right?

Besides, it is still very rare in the world to have a guy who has no ulterior motives, is kind to everyone from the beginning, and can barely be considered a warm man... has money... and is also good-looking (the last two items are emphasized). This is the scientific explanation for the so-called peach blossom fate.

Let's get back to the point. Pallas has many tools and magic scrolls. When he was fighting the dragon, he was actually looking for opportunities to cast magic. Even if Lin didn't appear, there would be no crisis.

But...Rin was able to help her without asking for anything in return, which was enough to make her feel good about him.

Generally speaking, people who are willing to rescue others have the potential to be heroes, but... heroes are either conceited, or selfless and therefore pathetic, or they are suppressed by public opinion...

Pallas... I have seen many fallen heroes, but this is the first time I have seen a guy with such an ordinary mentality. It is inevitable that I feel a little fresh.

Now, I already know the simple Rin well. This silly boy is not so much a hero as he is an ordinary human being who has powerful abilities but does not keep them in his heart, is kind-hearted by nature and does not like to fight with others.

Pallas leaned against the pool, fiddling with his earrings unconsciously, still thinking about how to gain some benefits in this plan and then step in to resolve the conflict between Nyako, Tefnut and this silly brother, when he suddenly felt a pain in his shoulder and couldn't help frowning.

Now this body... is too weak. Although the magic spring water has a certain repair effect, it also completely mobilizes her fatigue accumulated over the past few days. She will feel sore, numb, swollen and painful during the soak, and it will not be healed until the magic effect lasts to the end.

Seeing that she looked tired and sore, Lin couldn't help but put his paw on Pallas's shoulder and said with concern: "Thank you for the long journey, brother."

"It's okay. It's just a short distance. I've fought in many battles before, and I've endured all kinds of hardships."

Although he had accepted Lin as a friend in his heart, it did not mean that he was used to such intimate physical contact. Pallas was a little shy and wanted to move to the side, but found that he was blocked in a corner and was instantly at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

Rin didn't think much about it. He was the only man in the family, with his mother to suppress him, his boss's wife and sister to be the strong women in the middle, and his younger sister and daughter to be the careless ones. This meant that the hard work such as daily massage and applying sunscreen were all done by Rin, who was experienced and sophisticated.

Of course, when Her Royal Highness the Princess is in a particularly good mood, she will also massage Rin's shoulders or something.

Alas, with a wife like this, what more could a husband ask for?

"I have some experience in massage and treatment. Let me help my brother to relax. He will recover soon."

“Hey, hey, hey?” Pallas’ purple hair was about to explode, his face flushed, and he quickly shook his hand, “No need… I told you it’s just a small problem, ahem, my brother, you don’t have to do this.”

Lin, whose emotional intelligence is obviously lower than the average of prokaryotes, did not notice Pallas's embarrassment at all, and continued to insist on his own way. Taking advantage of her weakness, he put his hand on her shoulder.

"Brother, you don't have to be polite to me! With our relationship, who cares about whom? Do you really need to refuse such a small matter?!"

How can you and your brother be friends?

If you keep doing this, you silly boy, my title of virgin goddess will disappear tomorrow!

Pallas was cursing inwardly and struggling like a raped girl, but she didn't dare to stand up because of her magic illusion, and her physical fitness was poor, so she was no match for Lin.

At this moment, Pallas was like a little girl who was thrown on the bed naked and tied up. Even though she knew that she was going to be smashed both ways, she still tried her best to get out her evil claws.

However, this tenacious fighting spirit disappeared completely when Rin placed his hand on her back and introduced her "Qi".

The "qi" was like a trickle of water, washing over every part of the body, making the whole body feel numb as if being brushed by a weak electric current. Pallas, who was invaded, immediately "meowed" and lay down on the edge of the pool, not wanting to move.

Lin looked straight ahead, extremely calm.

You know, even if it was Sister Zi, who struggled hard at the beginning, she would eventually succumb to his clutches and groan under his pressure, let alone Cricket, a transvestite?

Of course, when Lin treats his wife in this way, he often acts naughty. But now he is facing a boy, and he is so serious that he can't be more serious. He is just helping to massage her back.

While pressing, Rin was secretly shocked... his brother's skin was too smooth, just like a piece of fine soft jade. Even with Kaguya and the others, they didn't want to go up and down.

Not only that, looking at the figure from behind, it really looks like a woman...

But the more this happened, the less Lin looked around, for fear that he would be turned gay by the transvestite by accident. Sitting upright with his back straight, he looked like a high monk.

"call……"

Pallas had been tense all over, but now he was completely relaxed. He lay on the edge of the pool, took a long, comfortable breath, and felt the hands on his back massaging his muscles with a moderate force.

It's strange that she obviously has mysophobia, but now she doesn't feel annoyed at all.

Forget it, it’s just this time. Next time, I will never let this kid get close to me. Just... relax a little.

With such a righteous idea in mind, Pallas calmly accepted the current predicament.

Fortunately, the straight man Rin didn't last too long. In just a quarter of an hour, he finished the massage, said hello to Pallas, swaggered ashore, wiped his body, put on a bathrobe, and left.

Pallas waited silently for a while, yawned, and stood up from the water. The magical illusion faded away, and the elegant and perfect female figure was clearly visible.

"Have there been too many accidents recently?"

……

Area 32 is not entirely desert. For example, the location of the gathering area is well chosen. It is located between canyons. Because it avoids direct sunlight, it is much cooler and darker than other places.

Early the next morning, when Lin went out, he saw the sun slowly rising from a stone statue above the towering rock in front of the house.

The huge lizard-like statue was posing as if it was holding up the sun, which was extremely showy.

"That's Moshi, the leader of Area 32, a black lizard man."

Pallas' voice sounded beside him. Lin, who had already noticed it, was not surprised at all. He just said "good morning" lightly.

"According to my intelligence, although Mo Xi is a bit neurotic, arrogant and immature, his combat capability is still quite strong. In addition, he is moody, so we need to be more careful in the future."

"Yes, got it."

Pallas opened his mouth and was about to say something when a little head suddenly squeezed in between the two of them.

Little Jack hugged Lin's waist and stuck his head out from the side of him, his face full of sleepiness: "Mommy... hug~"

"Good morning."

Lin squatted down, gave little Jack a good morning hug, and touched her head: "It's still early, why don't you go back and sleep a little longer?"

"No, you have to follow Ma...Rin."

I don’t know if it was Lin’s illusion, but ever since Pallas teased her jokingly yesterday, his good daughter, who was already very clingy to him, has now become even more inseparable from him, holding on to him tightly all night, as if she was guarding against a thief.

As a man blessed with the aura of fatherly love, of course he puts his daughter first. Lin said to Pallas apologetically: "I'll take little Jack to wash up first."

Before leaving, I suddenly remembered Pallas's LV6 cooking skills and quickly added, "I'll trouble you for breakfast, brother."

Pallas smiled and nodded gently.

After everyone finished breakfast, Rin called Sona and the other two out to replenish supplies and to gather some information. She hugged Jack and sat on the sofa with Pallas and Perch to watch a movie.

The Pallas "couple" looked like people who had seen the world. They were not unfamiliar with the home theater that Lin had taken out. They drew the curtains, held popcorn, and watched with relish.

The movie being shown happened to be the epic of the ancient Greek hero Hercules. Pallas was watching it with great joy, especially when Athena was educating Hercules. He was even more delighted, with his mouth and eyes curved with smiles.

Lin glanced at her and asked curiously, "Brother seems to like this goddess very much?"

"Ahem...of course!"

Pallas raised his head with great pride: "Athena... Your Majesty, you are a top-level deity known as the Star of the Gods. Not only is you extremely intelligent, you also hold the authority of war and victory. You have many followers, and thousands of star systems respond to your call!"

“…That seems to be the case.”

Lin nodded expressionlessly, with a slightly perfunctory tone, and this attitude made Pallas annoyed.

"Also! Lady Athena's appearance is also top-notch among the gods! The only ones who can be compared with her are the goddess of luck, the moon, the god of love, Hades... and a few others!"

"and many more!"

Lin suddenly became interested and asked quickly, "Is Fortuna beautiful? How beautiful is she?"

Pallas was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot. "No matter how beautiful she is, she is not as beautiful as Athena! And that girl is like a bitch, showing off her boyfriend every day, it's disgusting! Isn't it just that she has a boyfriend? What's there to be proud of? Doesn't the top goddess have suitors lining up around the galaxy? There are so many men with top looks, family backgrounds, abilities and temperament! I just don't like her!"

After that, Pallas seemed to have transformed into Shiki Eihime, chattering on and on with Rin about Athena endlessly.

"But I heard... she seems to be a famous profiteer? Moreover, Pandora is one of her subordinates, promoting products on WeChat Moments every day."

Rin's words interrupted Pallas's chattering, and the atmosphere fell silent instantly.

Out of the corner of his eye he saw Pallas's face turn red and blue, and he slapped his head fiercely, then he remembered that his brother... was also a profiteer!

In other words, Pallas most likely believed in Athena, and his actions were like slandering his idol in front of his fans.

"I... I mean... ahem, you have to know that the word profiteer is the same as the word foodie. It's a derogatory word for ordinary people, but it's cute when applied to beautiful girls. Look... Athena is so beautiful, so adding this cuteness makes it even better! Yes, that's right!"

Pallas's expression eased a lot, and he nodded in agreement, secretly giving Lin a look.

The two of them were still interacting with each other, but they ignored Percy who was sitting quietly next to them.

At this moment, Perch did not feel amused at all. Instead, she looked back and forth at Rin and Pallas in doubt and shock.

Especially when he saw Rin and Pallas arm in arm, looking like good brothers, his lips exposed from behind the hood opened blankly and his jaw couldn't close.

This... what is going on?

I thought the adults gave this little guy named Rin special treatment just because Rin's tentacles helped the two of them... How come it didn't happen overnight? Has the relationship reached this point? !

"By the way, brother, how are you feeling now?"

"Well, my fatigue has been swept away. Brother Lin, your massage skills are really good."

“Massage!”

Perch, who could no longer hold back, rushed to Rin and Athena in the blink of an eye. The shadow under her hood lit up with two balls of green light, and her mouth trembled with excitement: "Massage?! When!? Where did it happen?"

"Last night, my brother and I were at the magic spring...mmmm."

Pallas thought to himself that this was not good, and quickly reached out to cover Lin's mouth. A blush quickly rose on his face, and he gritted his teeth and pretended to be majestic: "It's just an ordinary massage. Well, don't think too much and do your job well."

Perki stepped back in a daze, shaking her head and muttering to herself, "No... this is impossible... this... sir... how could it be possible..."

"Percy!"

Pallas shouted angrily, hiding his panic of being embarrassed in front of the whole world, and said in a timid tone: "Don't talk nonsense!"

"..."

The magician took a deep breath, her arms trembling, and bowed her head respectfully: "Yes... but please, sir, think twice before you act, and think about my... previous experience."

Pallas's face changed, and he looked really angry, but when he saw the magician lowering his head with sadness, he couldn't help but sigh and waved his hand: "I know, you go ahead and do your work."

Perch raised her head slightly, paused, turned and left. From Rin's angle, he could just see her... lonely and miserable smile.

The cheerful atmosphere of the movie was wiped out and the air suddenly became heavy.

Pallas rubbed his brows and explained: "Percy was once hurt by someone..."

Lin nodded in understanding: "I understand... my sister-in-law is a person with a story... However, please find a chance to tell my sister-in-law that my sexual orientation is completely normal and I definitely don't like men! So I won't do anything to my sister-in-law! Let her rest assured!"

"what??"

Chapter 70 What? I actually have a love rival!

"Palas, although we are only brothers, in order to avoid apologies and to reassure my sister-in-law, we should keep a proper distance."

Lin patted Pallas's shoulder with a look of deep sorrow and guilt: "I can understand that my sister-in-law would be jealous because we took a hot spring bath together. To be honest, brother, I have a girlfriend, and even if I have a close relationship with a man... I will continue to do so because I am afraid of being turned into a lesbian... Hey..."

WTF? !

Pallas was still confused and bewildered until this moment. When he suddenly reacted, his eyes became strange.

When I looked at Rin again, it was as if I saw a paramecium that could only give experience to fleas and leeches.

She looked very reluctant: "Brother Rin...you actually believe in the goddess Aqua, right?"