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"What did you do to them?"

"Answer my question and I'll spare your life."

Anyway, you will either become idiots or useless people.

The magician had no awareness of being a prisoner and spat.

"I've killed at least 70 or 80 rabbits like you. Get lost! Believe it or not, I will peel off your beautiful skin and crush your organs and bones piece by piece, old..."

Before he could finish his cold and vicious words, Jack, who was angry, kicked him in the jaw and broke it.

Dare to insult her beloved mom, you are looking for death!

Jack's amber eyes were filled with murderous intent. He took out a scalpel and stabbed it directly into the mouth of the magician, whose teeth were shattered and bleeding.

Seeing her daughter's cruel but completely unconscious actions, Lin frowned slightly: "Jack, don't do it before I tell you to do it next time."

Killing a social scum who won't cry until he sees his coffin is nothing. What Lin is worried about is that he will meet a sharp-tongued girl in the future, and Jack will not be able to tell her and suddenly attack her, which will cause a big misunderstanding.

"...I understand, Mama."

Little Jack lowered his head, looking like a child who had done something wrong, but without any grievance or blame.

Lin nodded in satisfaction, looked at the other three mentally broken criminals, and said coldly: "Tell me, where is this?"

Although it was a mental attack, the horrific things the three people saw were all hallucinations, but the sounds could be transmitted.

The swordsman was shocked and stopped digging a hole to hide. He turned his head and looked at Lin and Jack timidly, shaking his head vigorously: "Uncle... don't... I know I was wrong, my butt hurts... I don't want to play games with uncle and other uncles... woo woo."

As he spoke, he held the sword in his hand, put the hilt into his mouth and sobbed.

What kind of childhood trauma did you see?

Lin's face froze and he covered his forehead helplessly. He suddenly felt that this guy... was too pitiful.

"Tell me, where is this, what planet?!"

Lin's angry roar mixed with attack power reached the ears of the swordsman in mental hallucination. The opponent took the hilt out of his mouth, his face full of dull despair: "Uncle, this is the Exile Desert, I will be good... No... Don't!"

The criminal, who had suffered severe mental trauma, had become mentally ill and trapped in his own world. No matter how Rin asked him questions, he couldn't say anything.

Not only the swordsman, but the other two as well. The archer with the weakest will was even scared to death by the man-eating monster, and the other one was not much better.

Lin rubbed his brows in pain, the willpower of these three people was too weak, they became like this after being scared by Jack, the mental damage has been done, without a god-level boss to repair it, it will be like this for the rest of their lives, it seems that he can't ask anything he wants to ask.

Now...all we know is that this place is called the Exile Desert.

The clever little Jack knew that he had been too harsh. He bit his tender white little finger and pulled Lin's clothes: "Mom, there are still three people."

"Yeah. I know."

Lin glanced at the three captives who had fainted on the sand due to inhaling too much sulfuric acid mist, and took out three bottles of antidote and red medicine: "Daughter, let them drink the medicine and wake them up at the same time."

Not long after, two men and one woman woke up one after another. They all looked alert at first, and then looked as if they were in another world.

The woman among them was tall, with wheat-colored skin. Judging from her ears and skin color, she was definitely of fairy descent.

She recalled what happened, then looked at the corpse and the three crazy people in the distance. She almost understood the whole story. Hiding the vigilance in her eyes, she tried to stand up, knelt on one knee, hid her hand in front of her chest, and said sincerely: "Thank you two for saving us. Thank you very much. If you have any orders, I will do it."

The other two men also knelt on one knee to express their gratitude, although their expressions were still alert.

"No need to thank me, I just want to know something." Lin put his hand on Jack's shoulder and asked calmly, "My daughter and I accidentally arrived here and want to know the situation here."

"Here?" The goblin asked doubtfully, "Sir, are you asking about the situation in this area or..."

"The entire planet, all the information you know."

The three people looked at each other, all of them a little confused. They had lived here since they were young, and in all these years, they had never heard of anyone who came to the Exile Desert accidentally.

This was because the creatures living here were either exiles thrown in for their crimes, or descendants of exiles like them. Under the influence of the powerful barrier, it was unlikely that anyone would accidentally enter.

However, since Rin didn't look like he was faking it, the three of them could only suppress their doubts and describe to Rin the general situation of the place of exile.

Chapter 61: Lin has been transferred to the Saint! Social Security!

Rin could never have imagined that Tefnut would actually throw him directly into the land of exile.

It seems like you're planning to let him fend for himself?

If he didn't have space on his cell phone, life here would be really difficult.

After being exiled to the desert and isolated from the outside world, apart from scarce natural resources such as groundwater and plant water, the only thing they basically rely on is the fresh water produced by alchemy. The whole world is in an extreme environment with a shortage of water, food, equipment, and minerals.

According to a fairy named Sona, most of the world's resources are in the hands of regional gang leaders.

For example, Rin is now in Desert No. 31. If you drive more than a thousand kilometers to the east, you will reach the gathering area, where you can exchange resources with others, buy slaves, and receive tasks. The leader of the No. 31 gathering area is named Hongsha, a lizard man.

The team just subdued by Jack mainly relies on capturing and selling slaves for a living. The entire desert world is in chaos, and most of them will do anything to survive. On the contrary, teams like "Jianrong" which are only responsible for accepting commissions and searching for resources are very rare.

Rin would not doubt that Sona would lie. In the Supreme World, fairies and elves were extremely honest and would never lie, similar to the demons in Gensokyo.

Of course, there are exceptions, such as the former fairy princess, Medea, who was known as the witch of betrayal...

"Mom, are we going to the gathering area?"

Jack grabbed Lin's arm, shook it a few times, and spoke in his baby voice.

Lin reached out and flicked her little head: "I told you to call me Lin, not Mommy!"

Sona's expression immediately became strange. She glanced at Jack who looked aggrieved, then secretly looked at Rin, and suddenly realized something.

It turns out... this super pretty boy who looks weak and effeminate is actually a girl!

Didn’t you see that the little girl called her mommy?

Tsk, at such a young age...he even has a child.

Take a closer look at Rin, she is so young, with long beautiful hair, clean eyeliner, and a pair of neat eyebrows, this...

Sona imagined it, and her honey-colored face turned slightly red.

The young man in front of me... turned out to be a super beautiful girl rarely seen in the world!!

Considering how powerful the beautiful girl was, she saved her...

Wow! I'm almost gay!

Lin looked at the fairy with a chaotic buff on his face, even his eyes turned into mosquito coils, and drooling with a perverted expression on his face. He had no idea what was going on, but he felt inexplicably unhappy.

Looking at the other two team members, they had strange and mysterious eyes staring at him, as if they were trying to be gay, which made him feel even more disgusted.

"Well, let's just get to this point first."

Sona shook her head quickly and woke up: "Sir, do you want us to take you to the gathering area?"

"Alright."

Lin nodded, holding Jack's little paw, and led the three members of Jianrong's team to their car.

"This...this...is it a magical device?"

Passerby A opened his eyes wide, looked at the domineering off-road vehicle in front of Lin, and swallowed.

Lin opened the back door, raised the seat, and motioned for the three people to sit in the back.

These three guys, who have lived in the Exile Desert since childhood and have never seen high technology, or even advanced alchemy, are like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden. They sit stiffly in the chair, extremely restrained, and secretly touch the leather seat with their hands.

“It’s…really cool!”

"It's dead! It's dead! It's moving! It's like a steel monster!"

"What an amazing magic device! It can also cool things down!"

The three bumpkins looked at each other and sighed, then slowly slumped down in their chairs, feeling more comfortable and wonderful than ever before.

Little Jack stood up from the passenger seat, reached back to his small refrigerator, opened the door, took out a can of QQ Star, and drank it happily.

The moment the refrigerator was opened, a cold wind blew in their faces. The three people who were still sighing were stunned and could not say anything.

WTF! Luxury!

They are so extravagant that they put fresh water in the freezer!

Lin saw the three people in the rearview mirror with confused faces, and thought they were thirsty, so he said kindly: "In the freezer, except for the drinks my daughter drinks, you can drink the other mineral water and juice as you like. It seems that you have been captives in the desert for a long time..."

Before Rin finished speaking, Sona's face flushed with excitement. She stood up and wanted to kneel on one knee, but was hit on the head by the roof of the car. She covered the big bump on her head and said with tears streaming down her face: "Your Highness! You must be the princess of a big country! Or you must be the saint of the church!"

"??what the fu%$#@k!?"

"If it weren't for the princess and the saint, how could they have so many powerful magic props and even drink ice water so luxuriously?!"

"No! It must be Her Royal Highness the Saint. A princess wouldn't be that extravagant!"

“…Hello.”

"Now we believe that Your Highness has entered the desert by mistake!"

"Your Highness, holy and beautiful, rest assured, we will keep it a secret for you. Even though I am a fairy and cannot lie, if anyone asks about your identity, I will not reveal a single word even if they kill me!"

"..."

Lin was confused and pointed at his own face: "I... I'm a man, are you crazy?!"

Sona nodded repeatedly: "I know you disguised yourself as a man to hide your identity. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone! Just treat you as a man."

"Look, I'm really a man!"

Passerby A and Passerby B stared at Rin with burning eyes and said in unison: "Yes, yes! Your Highness, you are a man!"

"..."

Rin's head ached and she covered her face with her hands, not knowing how to explain it.

Mmp, in my life, most of the time I have been treated as a gigolo, and sometimes as a transvestite... Now... I am actually treated as a cute girl?

What the hell, are you crazy?

Have you ever seen a girl with such a big penis?

Feeling that it would be better not to save him, Lin waved his hand painfully: "It's up to you, there's no point in arguing with the staff maker, otherwise I will become a staff maker too."

"As expected of His Highness! Even with his sharp tongue, he is so charming and profound!"

Little Jack sipped his QQ Star with his eyes narrowed, his smile innocent and sweet, he had no idea how much trouble he had brought to Lin.

Just like that, Her Highness the Saint, Rin Jingu, drove to gathering area No. 31 with gay A, gay B and Lily Sona who had turned into lackeys.

To avoid trouble, Rin parked her SUV ten kilometers away and walked in with Jack and the three idiots.

I don’t know if it’s because all kids who grew up in barbaric places make sticks this way, or if it’s because they’ve read too many fairy tales and religious novels, but until now, the three of them have firmly believed that Rin is the noble saint.

Oh, and he even regards himself as a knight of the Holy Maiden Corps or a servant of some kind, just following behind Rin, looking as loyal and pious as possible.

Madeaqua.

……

Most of the settlements in the desert are similar to the one in front of Lin. Although there are a lot of people, the level of civilization is very low. There are earthen huts and tents everywhere, and no taller buildings can be seen. It looks desolate and dilapidated.

No matter whether they were orcs, humans or Inhumans, all of them were dressed in rags, had dusty faces and gloomy eyes.

Seeing Jack and Lin dressed in luxurious clothes and looking handsome and cute, most people showed greedy looks.

A little giant carrying a mace walked up to the five people in a grand manner, and smashed the mace to the ground with force, raising countless dust.

He grinned with a mouthful of uneven yellow teeth and said ferociously: "Boy, do you understand the rules? Hand over the things on you first..."

Rin, who could not feel the pressure but only smelled the bad breath, frowned, and before the other party could finish speaking, he kicked the little giant and his mace away, and watched it fall to the ground dozens of meters away.

When the others who had originally been thinking of robbing saw this scene, they quickly turned their heads away and pretended nothing had happened.

There were only three guys with hideous and ugly faces, whose races were unknown, who were still looking them up and down, clicking their tongues.

"It looks like a little rabbit, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful. Tsk tsk."

"Boss, there's also a beautiful little girl and a fairy."

"I'll give you the two girls. I want the boy. I haven't had sex with such good quality in a long time..."

The three people were unscrupulously commenting on Lin, using obscene language, which made him frown again.

"Sona."

"Your Highness...are you going to take action?"

"In a gathering area, it's okay to kill people, right?"