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Lin, who saw through everything, no longer felt excited and opened the second box casually and disdainfully.

Suddenly, everything went dark before my eyes, and the entire box was filled with only cold and evil black air.

"What kind of trick is this?!"

No matter how hard Lin tried, he couldn't remember what the trick was. He stood there blankly for a while and sensed that there was indeed something emitting a strange smell at the bottom of the box, but under the cover of the evil aura, the specific location was completely invisible.

"... Narrator-sama? Narrator-sama, come on, come on."

The little girl seemed really angry. She was chattering like a lunatic, and Lin called her several times but failed to wake her up.

Since he couldn't scream, he had no idea what this thing was. Lin scratched his face, looked left and right, and felt that it was a bit dangerous, but he had to reach in and touch it.

Just as Lin was bending over and taking the risk of slacking off, the voice of the narrator of Kamikakushi suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Wait a minute!"

"???"

"Ahem, the organizer of the competition didn't put the right things in there, so don't take anything from there..."

She had just said halfway through her persuasion when a silly, muffled voice rang out: "I didn't put the wrong thing there. I put it there because you said so."

"I was obviously drunk at that time. Do you believe me when I was drunk?!"

The narrator's voice at this time sounded like she was gritting her teeth. Rin listened to the conversation between the two and suddenly felt something was wrong...

This girl sounds like she is really pretty...

Damn it? !

Lin was so scared that his claws started shaking and he grabbed something to calm himself.

"I can't be wrong. You were clearly not drunk at that time. Don't try to fool me. No one would get drunk after drinking Wanglaoji!"

"Wow! You're a stick maker!"

While a middle school girl and a stick-making girl were still engaged in a war of words, Rin had already fished out the thing.

It turned out to be... a panty, and a small one with blue and white stripes at that.

Wow!

"Wow!"

"Wow! Nana, this guy found your treasure!"

"You...you...I...I...I...Wow, I'm so mad, you're all dead! Ping pong pong pong pong!"

The sound of someone being pressed to the ground and rubbing against the ground rang in his ears. Rin was stunned and picked up his panties and pulled them. An ominous premonition exploded in his mind!

This... this panties... sounds like it was put in here as a treasure by the game planner... What did he say at the beginning of the game?

The treasure that Azathoth gave to Nyarlathotep was snatched away by the Squid Girl and placed on the castle, guarded by the dragon...

Wow! These are the panties of Boss Nayako!

And that silly voice, should it be Azathoth, the blind god who, together with Aqua and several gauze gods, is called the family of stick-making gods?

The story development is really stupid...

No, no, that's not the point! The point is that the narrator is actually Nayako!

Wow! I'm done!

Fuck the one who is being dominated!

Lin's whole body shuddered instantly, and he quickly stopped unconsciously pulling the panties. He looked left and right and saw no one, and was so scared that he didn't notice the crystal behind him, and was about to secretly put the panties back into the box.

However, at this moment, a teleportation array suddenly appeared beneath him. Before Lin could react, 0.01 seconds later, warm applause and cheers rang in his ears. The brilliant light dispelled the darkness and caught him and the panties in his hand.

MMP! Did you hear that? MMP!

Damn it, you didn’t come earlier or later, but you opened a teleportation array at the critical moment!

In broad daylight, I brought Nayako's panties to the public, and I...

Huh? I don't know if this panty has been used before.

No no! That's not the point!

I'm done!

The Old Ones are notoriously petty. The last incident with Rin's braised Cthulhu had already left a grudge on them. Now that they have caused trouble with one of the biggest guys, I'll write the three words "Jinguya Rin" backwards to avoid being in trouble!

Thinking about the revenge that was coming, Rin's lips turned pale and his face turned as yellow as his hair. He really wanted to find a youmu or a girl to talk to to calm down.

Lucifer excitedly spread his black wings, flew to Rin's side, lifted his claws holding Panties high, and raised his head proudly.

At this moment, all the lights were focused on Rin and the panties in his hand, and time seemed to be stopped.

Lucifer's feathers were shining brightly, and her little face was also shining. She took a deep breath and said, "I declare! The winner of the Brave Contest is Jingu Rin! At the same time, the champion of the first Divine Games is... Leviathan!"

When his name was called suddenly, Leviathan woke up and almost fell off the chair. He wiped his saliva quickly and raised his right fist according to Lucifer's instructions.

In an instant, flowers and applause were thrown onto the stage recklessly, even completely drowning out Lin.

The champion who dominated the game now looked like he had lost all hope in life, lying on the ground in despair...

Flowers will bury me forever...

The competition was over, and the closing ceremony was over. Rin sat in her seat, at a loss as to what to do. The hosting work was entirely done by Medusa alone.

As soon as it was over, Rin rushed to find Tachibana and asked her to go investigate Medea immediately and not stay here for even a minute longer.

"Well... I don't know why you're in such a hurry, but you still need to pack up your things and say hello to the other gods before you leave, right?"

"Then I'll die!"

Unfortunately, Miss Tachibana didn't care at all. She turned around and walked away with her hips raised.

Rin stood there feeling lost, wondering when the Old Ones would come and how he would escape, when a special reminder message rang on his cell phone.

I took out my phone and saw it was Kaguya.

Thinking about the fact that he had a wife, a daughter, and an unreliable luck system, Lin calmed down and opened the message.

"Stupid Rin, I have good news and bad news to tell you, which one do you want to hear first~"

Chapter 57: Being pressed into the desert, rubbing, rubbing

"Stupid Rin, I have good news and bad news to tell you, which one do you want to hear first~"

Her Royal Highness the Princess has such wild and imaginative thoughts, how can ordinary people understand them?

Speaking of Kaguya...she has only two advantages. The first is that she is beautiful, and the second is that she is extremely beautiful.

Then, the defect was able to orbit the moon twice.

He is lazy and gluttonous, has no drive, never exercises, is extremely vain...the list is too numerous to count.

But his two biggest shortcomings are that he is neet and that he is dark.

The degree of this evil... emmm, let me give you an example...

Even the Gensokyo senior citizen team will trick you!

As her good friend and husband, Rin is even more familiar with her than Eirin.

Let me put it this way, even if Kaguya was holding a game disc without a cover, Rin could guess what type of game it was just by looking at her appearance.

The concept is equivalent to knowing how to poop by sticking your butt out... uh.

Forget it, I won’t list them all. Anyway, even though Her Royal Highness the Princess wasn’t in front of him right now, just by looking at the words she typed, Rin had a bad feeling.

...Kaguya, what tricks are you doing to trick him again?

Is it true that good fortune never comes alone and misfortune never comes alone?

Lin was filled with pessimism and replied lifelessly.

"Oh, let me tell you the good news first."

"I knew it. Hehe, my dear husband, from now on you have to call me the world's number one book artist~"

"wtf?"

"My notebooks have been sold from Gensokyo to many worlds... Oh, Master Yukari... Ahem, Yakumo Yukari is still somewhat useful."

"You mean, you're no longer willing to harm only Gensokyo, and you're starting to harm other worlds?"

"Wow! How can you, stupid Rin, say that about me! [crying][grievance][pouting] three times in a row to strengthen your wife's authority!"

"Okay, okay...then you tell me the bad news first. When you're done, I also have good news and bad news to tell you."

"If it's bad news..."

"Oh, this is bad news..."

"This may be good news for you, my dear husband, because... I am using your name... Speaking of which, my second sister is very supportive. Now your name as a book artist has spread to many worlds. Maybe it will soon spread to the Supreme World. Are you happy and blessed?"

...If Kaguya had said this before what happened with Nyako, Rin would probably have exploded and complained.

But now, even the photo of him holding Nyako's S-sized panties will soon flood the Supreme World. Is he still afraid of the reputation of being a hentai artist?

Oh... think about the artist who drew the prophet's book. Who knows, the two of them might think that their books have some overlap.

No, now is not the time to think so much.

"Well, I get it. Do you want me to praise Her Highness the Princess for her intelligence and her proficiency in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, especially painting?"

"That's not necessary..."

Seeing that Rin had no reaction, Kaguya was a little disappointed. She rolled around on the bed wrapped in the quilt, rolled to the edge of the bed, took out a bag of potato chips, ate a few pieces, and continued typing.

"Tell me the good news first, except that you cheated on me."

Wow! Such a deep resentment.

Rin scratched the strawberry Reimu had planted on his neck, and said angrily, "The good news is that I won the Hero Competition and got a divine weapon. Isn't that awesome and cool?"

Emmm, the panties used by God should also be considered a divine weapon.

Rin was exuding an open-minded thinking at random, and when Kaguya asked him about the bad news, he paused and typed a string of words.

"I'm going to be chased and fucked by the Great Old Ones soon."

After typing the last punctuation mark and before I could send it out, a woman's voice as powerful and majestic as thunder suddenly rang out behind me.

"Jin Gong Rin!"

Rin, who was already feeling guilty, thought that it was Nyako who was chasing him. He was shocked and quickly stuffed his phone into his pants, turned around in a defensive posture.

The dog-headed god Tefnut came flying rapidly from far away, and came in front of him, looking Rin up and down.

Being looked at by the Doberman as if he were a commodity, Lin took a few steps back feeling a little uncomfortable.

"It's Lord Tefnut. What do you want from me?"

"It's something."

She continued to look Rin up and down, and even took several steps closer. Being so close, and without the unique light of a god, Rin realized that the metal dog head on her head was not real.

It's just a dog head mask, and you can see the place where it can be opened on the side.

The other party remained silent, and Lin suppressed his impatience and asked again.

The goddess with the dog-head mask laughed a few times and said, "What a pity! He is such a rare beautiful boy. How about this, if you are willing to become my 2,333rd concubine, I will protect you well."

Rin couldn't quite understand half of what she said, but... the teasing part in the middle made him feel nauseous.

Shit, number two thousand three hundred and thirty-third... This... This really counts as having seen countless men... You have so many men, beep - are you okay?

Even if it is made of welded steel, if it is used dozens or hundreds of times every day, after hundreds of thousands of years, it will soon be worn out into scrap parts, right?

Thinking of Tefnut's two sons and her original husband, Lin couldn't help but mourn in silence. There are so many fathers who are cuckolded. It must be very hard for you, right?

Although the idea was very interesting, he did not dare to show it on his face. He raised his hand righteously and said, "Please forgive me for refusing. I have a wife and a daughter, and a public position as a reporter. It is absolutely impossible for me to be someone's lover!"

"Oh, you have a pretty hot temper." Tefnut's relaxed tone suddenly turned extremely cold. "You are clearly a person that Lucifer, Qingguo and Leviathan cannot afford to offend, yet you dare to put on airs in front of me?"

"..."

"You know, you have offended the entire Old Ones. Nyarlathotep just left me a message, asking me to keep you first to prevent you from escaping. She will come to find you later. I thought you were quite interesting, so I planned to keep you..."

What Rin feared the most had finally come...