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But, since this guy has a name in the mythology system, his identity and background cannot be that simple. Just like Medea... he cannot be compared with the rubbish like the Kraken and its low-level descendants who don’t even have a name and can only be summarized by a tribe name.

It's a pity that there's no one behind them. Just fight directly? Do you think I'm stupid... You game planners of the Old Ones and Ancient Gods are a bunch of idiots. How can we solve this problem by making it an unsolvable bad ending? !

Humph, wisdom is what I am best at!

I am the son of wisdom taught by Athena herself!

After hesitating for only a second, Lin nodded decisively: "I choose to challenge, please feel free to raise any problems you have!"

Kexia was a little disappointed: "Are you sure? You only have one chance. If you fight, you may win. If you can't answer, you will die."

"I am sure."

"Ah... I didn't expect a smart and beautiful boy to come."

The witch stretched out her finger and tapped her chin. She couldn't think of any difficult problem for a moment, so she could only clapped her hands: "Jerry, Jerry! Come out!"

There was a sound of something rolling down from upstairs, followed by the figure of a giant rat emerging from the darkness, before walking into the light, revealing its full appearance.

It was indeed a mouse about the size of a three or four-year-old child, but uglier and more disgusting than an ordinary mouse.

His appearance looks more like the mutant rat that made a cameo appearance in Resident Evil, but his claws are more like tiny human hands, and they are red, burned hands at that.

The glaring grinning cotton cloth looked like a distorted human face, dry and ugly. Upon closer inspection, it did have some human facial features.

As early as when she knew Kexia's identity, Rin already knew that she would meet her pet "Brown Jenkin" later...Huh?! Wait...

Mmp, isn't your pet called Brown? Why did it suddenly become Jerry?!

Its scientific name is the human-faced rat and it is mentioned in the Cthulhu mythology.

The grasping features expressed in the bones of the tiny claws were more like those of a tiny monkey than of a mouse, while the skull with its ferocious yellow fangs was most grotesque and abnormal, looking from a certain angle like a miniature, horrible, and depraved parody of a human skull.

Now it seems that what is described in the book has been beautified. His face is so ugly that it looks like a zombie. When others see him for the first time, they will feel disgusted and doubt their lives.

The human-faced rat came to her side and knelt down flatteringly, speaking in a hoarse and difficult voice: "Lord Kexia, what can I do for you?"

"...You, come and give this handsome boy... ahem, give him a difficult problem!"

“In that case…” The human-faced rat gave Chonglin a twisted and trembling malicious smile, “My master and I are bored here, so how about you tell me a story?!”

Lin nodded calmly, not panicking at all.

Stories, his whole life is a story from beginning to end, plus he has the bonus of talking nonsense, is he still afraid of running out of words? !

"Well, how about three stories about mice?"

Rin thought about it and nodded again: "Okay, as long as I finish speaking the three, I'll pass, right?"

"That depends on whether the master and I like your story."

Lin reached out and touched his chin. The two guys in front of him, one is a mouse, and the other is a mouse farmer. It would definitely be inappropriate to talk about how to kill mice, so... if he had to tell a story, he could only tell a story with mice as the protagonist and with a perfect ending.

Lin, who has been on the Internet since childhood, actually knows a lot.

He wiped off the dust from not being used for several days, sat on the chair, cleared his throat, and said, "My first story is called... The Kitchen Rat. As the title says, it is a story about how a rat conquers the human taste buds with its excellent cooking skills."

"In the underground world of Pixar City, there lives a little mouse named Xiaomi. His dream is to stand on top of the world and become a chef god..."

By cutting out the details from the Ratatouille movie and turning it into a novella, and adding some deliberate suspense, it took Rin twenty minutes to tell the whole story.

After listening to it, Kexia couldn't help but applaud, and the human-faced rat next to him also found it interesting, and the evil and treacherous expression on his face eased a lot.

"The first story... is quite interesting. I guess you passed it. Please start the next performance."

Lin was delighted, he really had figured out the trick. This way, not to mention three stories, even eight or ten would be different.

"The next story, titled One Family of Mice, takes place in Columbia City..."

After finishing the story of Stuart Little, Kexia still gave him cheerful applause, but the Rat-Man looked unhappy: "The story is quite interesting... But, we don't like to associate with humans, can the next story not be about being family and friends with humans? It would be better if it is a little bloody and violent."

Hey, hey... there's a human being in front of you. Even though you look like someone who doesn't want to be your friend,... you shouldn't say something that hurts the self-esteem of all human beings, okay?!

Lin frowned, not because this rat hated humans, but because the rat stories he knew were all from cartoons and animated movies, and they were all warm and joyful. If there was any horror involved...

The rat in the wall counts as one, but he is from the same family as the one in front of him, so he cannot be counted. So... what else is there...

Rin dug up his memory and recalled it, and suddenly remembered the story that Zi had told him when they were in Gensokyo.

The purpose at that time was to teach him to be careful of humans and that monsters are the best. Now, it is a good subject.

"Then I will tell you one last story..."

"There was a village that had always lived in seclusion. The war had caused the villagers to lose contact with the outside world, and... war inevitably brought plagues, and leprosy spread wildly. So the village chief left the sick villagers and the witch who had failed to cure the villagers in the mountains, and he himself led the healthy people down the mountain."

"Afterwards, the iron hoof of war destroyed their newly built village completely. The village chief had no choice but to take the healthy villagers back to their original village in the mountains. In order to prevent the spread of the disease and not to bear the guilt of killing people with their own hands, they used a trick to capture the witch who kindly allowed them to return and provided food. They also locked them up in a cave along with the lepers and blocked the exit."

"Many days later, the warlike king sent tax collectors to the village to collect taxes. After paying the grain, the impoverished village chief and villagers suddenly remembered that they had heard that the witch had a book about alchemy that could be exempted from taxes if they presented it to the king. So they opened the sealed passage and prepared to search for the witch's body.

Unexpectedly, the old witch was still alive. When they opened the cave, they could see the witch devouring the flesh of mice, with marks of curse all over her body.

Seeing the witch with a terrifying face, the villagers were so terrified that they simply poured oil into the cave to burn her to death.

"Before she died, the witch cursed the villagers in the name of the evil god, saying that they would be bitten to death by rats one day in the future, and their bodies would be gone. Even their children would suffer retribution. That night... a rat plague suddenly broke out in the village. A large number of rats ate the food and even hurt the children. The villagers were very scared and kept getting rid of the rats, but to no avail. But to say there was any danger was too sensational. So a few years passed like this."

"The war gradually subsided. A traveling witch and her apprentice passed by the village. After learning about the rat plague, they said they had the ability to drive away the rats. The village chief was very happy. After discussing with other villagers, they decided to entrust the witch with a generous bonus."

"On a moonlit night, the witch played her flute, and the melody lured all the mice out. She played the flute as she walked, leading the mice to a cave where many people had died, and then she closed the entrance to the cave."

"But just when she was asking for her due reward, the village chief and villagers changed their minds. They were jealous and afraid of the witch's magic power, and they were even more afraid of losing money, so they discussed it and gave the reward to the witch. They also pretended to be kind and gave her a piece of cake coated with poison, intending to poison the witch to death and then take back the property."

"Not long after the witch and her apprentice left, the poor apprentice died of poisoning because he ate cake out of greed. The witch was extremely sad and angry. On the night of the red moon, she returned to the village, opened the cave, released all the mice, played the flute to lure them back to the village, and killed and ate all the adult villagers."

"At dawn, she blew a wonderful melody again. The remaining children in every household danced like mice and followed the witch. They walked out of the village and kept moving forward... and kept moving forward. Just like that, the whole village was empty, leaving only mice. As for those children and the sad witch, no one knew where they went..."

As soon as Lin finished speaking, Kexia slammed the table hard and shouted, "Good! This story is good! It's really refreshing!"

Even the human-faced rat smacked his lips as he savored the story. He particularly liked this kind of anti-human story.

It said to Kexia respectfully, "Master, this young man has finished telling three stories. Can he pass?"

Chapter 55 I am the Ruler of Japan

"Congratulations, Stupid Brave Man, for reaching the Mundarukliusbogubiqibale Castle. Please die gloriously here!"

Rin was now in front of the huge castle, and a chuunibyou narration that she hadn't heard in a long time rang in her ears.

It is likely that Shao Luo, who brought money into the crew, came back after eating breakfast and lunch.

No professional ethics at all!

Ignoring the chattering voices that once again echoed in my ears, I opened my backpack and checked my equipment.

After passing Kesha's intelligence test, the girl was in a very good mood and gave herself a flute, but she didn't explain what it was used for.

Of course, this flute was not transformed from a card, so it can not only be used in this competition venue. It is simply a gift from Kexia to himself.

"Eh... can it really be used to repel rats? So disgusting... I'll ask Nazrin to try it out some other day. If it's really just used to repel rats, just give it to Toramaru-sei."

He was making final preparations for the battle, and the audience fell silent.

Medusa held the megaphone and sighed, "The final battle is coming soon. I believe everyone has their own opinion on whether Jingu Rin can slay the dragon and complete the final event. Finally, let us hold our breath, open our eyes, and usher in the final battle!"

The audience responded immediately, and all the middle-class people who had recording crystals held their crystals ready to record the most exciting battle.

Lucifer held the Coke calmly. According to Lin's current equipment, defeating the dragon is not a problem at all. Victory will definitely belong to their hell.

Wow, it turns out that having people to work for free is the most satisfying thing!

As for Leviathan, who was sitting in the competition seat, he sat upright in his chair as if petrified, without blinking...

This is not an analogy. Her eyes really didn't even move. If you look closely, you can see that her gaze is dull, her breathing is even, and there is a string of saliva at the corner of her mouth. She is basically asleep.

Qingguo's face has been gloomy from the beginning until now. On the one hand, Lin betrayed her and threw himself into the arms of Hell to help others win, and on the other hand, a traitor appeared in their dragon clan.

I never expected that there would be such a dragon that would be willing to be a villain for the sake of treasure, and it is even possible that it would die if it didn't leave a sound.

This was very embarrassing. Sitting at the top seat, Qingguo felt like his butt was being slapped and he was about to lose his cum.

Compared to the gods and demons outside the competition field, Lin was calm and composed. He had checked his equipment, even the laces of his boots to strive for perfection, and then arrived at the castle gate.

The gate outside the castle was tightly closed, covered with rust, and covered with red and black thorns, with a few pitcher plant-like flowers growing on the top of the thorns.

As soon as Rin approached, the flowers opened their eyes and mouths and looked at Rin in unison.

They were talking to each other, spitting and spitting at each other, their voices were sharp and noisy.

"Look, someone finally shows up."

"There's only one contestant."

"Look at how weak she is. She's just asking for death if she comes here."

"That's not certain. Maybe she was captured by a dragon and used as a maid."

"That's very pitiful. The dragon's beeping is so loud, how can this weak human woman bear it?"

"Ah, why don't we just eat her first?"

"It's boring to eat too much, why don't we just let her entertain us?"

There were only a dozen flowers, but it created the effect of a hundred women playing cards and chatting. Rin only listened to a few words before raising his eyebrows in anger.

MMP, I was actually mistaken for a girl by a hermaphroditic flower. What a shame! What a shame!

Also, who the hell told you that maids will definitely get fucked!? Look at the head maid, look at Yumeko, look at Rem and Ram.

I will put an end to your evil X-fan thinking!

"The foolish hero Gouzi encountered a problem outside the castle. So, how can he make these noisy flowers open the door for him? Gouzi thought randomly."

"Hey! That's too much! What the hell is a dog? How many times have I told you not to give me random names, Maodan."

Being talked back to once again, the narrator flew into a rage, wishing he could show up right away and beat the idiot to death, and at the same time pose in all kinds of ways and give him a hundred and eight vile names.

Both the narrator and the flower opposite were muttering endlessly. Lin felt dizzy and had no mood to play the puzzle game. He just raised his gun and anger gushed out of the barrel.

Ten consecutive dragon-killing bullets blasted the iron gate and the thorn flowers into pieces, leaving nothing behind. The narrator, who was about to give the explanation, got a sentence stuck in his trachea and coughed for a long time without being able to speak.

The world is finally quiet.

Lin took a deep breath as if bathed in the spring breeze, and his body suddenly disappeared from the spot, leaving no trace, and rushed forward all the way.

"Gou Sheng! Slow down! How can I read the narration if you're like this!?"

Amid her frantic calls, Rin finally stopped.

In front of him was a King of Columbus, patrolling in a swaggering manner, looking around at the guards' presence.

"Brave Cat Shit, in the garden leading to the castle..."

The unprofessional Laji narrated the opening remarks of the battle, and Lin turned around, picked up a key with a flame pattern in the grass, and put it into his pocket.

"I encountered a Golim King, and the battle is imminent..."

Before he could finish his words, Rin picked up the key and his body turned into an afterimage, rushing straight towards the Golem, knocking the small boss and the ordinary Golems to the ground.

Before it could get up, the golem stepped on a trap, and a large area of ​​the floor in the middle disappeared, and all the golems fell into it.

"Hey! Iron Butt! Can't you just follow the rules of the game?! Wow! I'm going to read the narration of MMP if you do that!"

Lin stopped in front of the building, took out the Flame Key, quickly inserted it, and said expressionlessly: "With a narrator like you, I wouldn't even want the 250 I get from the game."

"you you……"

"I'm happy to see you angry but unable to rush in and kill me."

After saying that, Lin raised his head and looked at the recording crystal that was following him. He pulled the corners of his mouth expressionlessly, made a face, and gave the narrator a big sneer, not caring at all about exposing his badness to the audience.

On the contrary, the more he bullied the narrator, the better the atmosphere in the audience became, especially among the female audience and futanari audience, who cheered and held up their flags.

"You're done, you're really done."

The narrator sneered, and instead of nagging and scolding him with poor words, he seemed to be planning something quietly.

Lin picked his ears and kicked the door open.

On the first floor of the castle, countless tentacle monsters and eyeball spider monsters were playing cards. When they heard the sound of the door opening, they all turned their heads. Hundreds of pairs of eyes stared at Rin, blinking innocently.

Looking at the densely packed monsters, Rin's raised foot gently landed on the ground.

I never expected that the castle, which didn't look that big, would have so many monsters crowded on the first floor.

Not to mention the numerous eyes staring at him, the entire road surface was covered with tentacles, so densely packed that they looked like enlarged nose hairs.

Wow! My noble and cold trypophobia is coming back!