Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

It's just that I've been seeing these two people sticking together every day lately, and I've been feeling really unconvinced. I did this out of jealousy, but then I was caught...

So embarrassing!

Wouldn't it be even more despicable and shameless if we started fighting?

At least that's what Her Majesty the Queen thought, so she chose to attack from the side, took out the small Pandora's Box that was sold in bulk, opened it and prepared to release the stun buff.

And then...she never expected that the one who dealt her the final blow was the profiteer Pandora.

The moment the box was opened again, a green light spurted out. She was closest to it and had no time to react. On the other hand, Reimu was already preparing to attack her. The moment she took out the item, she thought it was some treasure or skill, so she stepped back from the window.

There was only a small piece of green smoke, which instantly engulfed Ciri.

With a plop, the powerful and dangerous Queen fell to the ground and fell asleep, like a leopard hit by a tranquilizer bullet.

Lin also inhaled a little. Fortunately, the radius of the mist was small and it dissipated quickly. He just felt a little drowsy and did not fall asleep immediately.

It’s just… the current situation is worse than fainting.

Reimu's eyes were spitting fire as she came in again, approaching her step by step with a murderous look on her face. The Yin-Yang Jade had grown to the size of a casserole and was spinning around her body, emitting a bright red light.

"Reimu." Rin said with a bitter face, "Calm down, I was kidnapped and drugged... I can't move at all."

The woman could no longer fight, and Reimu's anger subsided a little. Although she wanted to kill someone, it was okay to let her deal with Rin, but if she really wanted to hurt him, she would really be reluctant to do so.

After listening to Rin's explanation, he regained some of his sanity. He frowned and walked quickly to Rin.

Seeing that his face was an unnatural red and his lips were very pale, I knew something was wrong.

He placed his hand on Lin's head and released his spiritual energy to investigate, only to find that he was weak and showing signs of illness.

And there is... the strong power of spring.

Turning her head and glancing at the big radish, Reimu had a complicated expression: "You are too careless..."

"Now the question is, what to do?"

He was hit by computer parts, seduced by Ciri, and in front of him was a beautiful girl with a favorability of 90. Rin felt so "uncomfortable" and embarrassed.

Reimu opened her mouth and was about to say that she could try to dispel the power of spring, but when the words came to her lips, she couldn't say them.

She always says she wants a long-term meal ticket, but she gets embarrassed when it comes to the critical moment. Since the last salted fish movie, Aqiu has taught her no less than five or six times, but every time when the critical moment comes, she gets scared.

Alas, a witch without courage, even Fish Leong can’t save her.

Now is a good opportunity.

There is only one reason not to have sex with Rin...shame!

There are countless reasons to choose Pa Lin!

Originally, the reason why he ran away from Gensokyo and chose to follow Rin was to have the child that he conceived for no reason in the dream world. According to Eirin, the most convenient way was to have sex with Rin.

When she first came to this world, she was anxious for a while because her child was suddenly gone. However, Yonglin was not too worried and her original goal did not change.

If they give up such a good opportunity now, depending on how much they are willing to do, it will take them forever.

No, I must not give up!

Reimu blinked, looked at Rin, whose breathing rhythm had accelerated and was a little disordered, and said lightly: "The power of spring has taken root, and I can't use spiritual energy to drive it away. The best way is to beep."

"..."

However, Rin gritted his teeth and said nothing. To be more precise... during the time Reimu was hesitating, his last bit of sanity had been eroded by the power of spring. If he had not been unable to move, he would have taken action long ago.

Reaching out and patting Rin's face, Reimu felt much less ashamed when she found that he had no reaction at all.

Forget it, it's best if you don't have any awareness. I'll do it myself. Isn't it just playing with cucumbers? Although I haven't tried it, haven't I seen a running prawn even though I haven't eaten prawn meat? !

There was a naked elf lying in the corner of the room, but Reimu had ignored her. After thinking for a while, she gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, took off her clothes, and pulled out the radish.

As I was pulling out the hair, I suddenly hesitated. There was nothing I could do. Although I had read some H books and comics, many of them contained exaggerated descriptions, which were very misleading for a newbie.

In addition, her brain was a little confused now, and she couldn't remember many important teaching clips when it came to the critical moment.

Thinking quickly, Reimu opened her phone and downloaded a short movie from the group shared file uploaded by Kaguya.

And then... ahem, the mode of teaching and practice complementing each other was started, the BIPA war kicked off, and the dignified Hakurei shrine maiden actually started doing the business of X-zombies.

That’s right! How can it be a headline party? !

Among the more than ten generations of Hakurei shrine maidens, a daring one has finally appeared. This is cause for celebration, but... bearing the glory of being the eldest daughter of the Jingu family, this child... is not so easy to give birth to.

Chapter 3: The evil Rin is ultimately unable to escape the fate of being a concubine ()

As the number one female protagonist and the main wife, Kaguya has been straightforward, brave and enviable all her life. Ever since she left Yuedu and met Rin a thousand years ago, she has lived a happy and comfortable life until now.

For a game fanatic, she can play with her husband until the end of time. Now that she has a daughter, she has no more pursuits and is in a good mood every day.

However, no one can live a perfect life, and Princess Neet has a regret that she will never be able to let go of in her lifetime.

That was the first blood incident!

Yes, that's right, the thing she regretted most in her life was that when Rin was drugged by her second aunt... the perverted brother-control babe Jingunou, she did not choose to force herself on him!

Now that I think about it, is there something wrong with my brain?

It was such a good opportunity to strike back then. There was no way I could give the first blood to that damn old woman Yakumo Yukari? !

When Kaguya thought about the fact that the beep that originally belonged to her was stained with someone else's blood before she used it, her heart felt as if it was blocked by small pieces of bones and feathers.

Her story has become a negative example of love in the entire Gensokyo, and Sister Kozuki's experience has also become an inspirational example for some people who want to be mistresses.

Reimu has always been a smart child. With Kaguya's regretful failure as an example, how could she do such a stupid thing as curing Rin, which is a thankless task, and then hand it over to someone else?

However... this is really a very hard thing to do.

Firstly, she had a cold and was weak, and her previous explosion of spiritual power in anger had drained her body; secondly, Rin was unable to move at all and she had to do everything herself.

You have to know that girls don’t have the physical strength to sustain this kind of thing for long.

If it weren't for the belief in love and the urgency of Rin's body to dispel the power of spring, which gave Reimu endless motivation, the pain alone would be enough to make her give up.

All in all, it was a success...

On the other hand, looking at Her Majesty the Queen sleeping in the corner, that statement really rings true.

I hate the fact that I take drugs every night and expose other people's traps.

Eh? No, that's not right... it's the bitter hatred of working hard year after year to make wedding clothes for others.

……

When Lin woke up, his whole body felt like it had been crushed and he was exhausted.

This feeling is not unfamiliar. When he was a child, his body felt the same after a high fever subsided. I guess the disease that Ciri gave him has passed, but his body functions are still being repaired.

Lin had a headache and was about to rub his brows with his hand, but when he moved his arm, he found that something was pressing on his arm.

Curiously, he turned his head and saw the girl facing him in a slightly curled up posture...

The girl's beautiful brown-black hair was spread out, resting on his arm, with a few strands of hair on her face. Her fair and rosy face, part of her jade-like shoulders were exposed, her mouth was slightly open, she was breathing evenly and peacefully, and... her arm was resting on his chest.

What a beautiful girl who lives a peaceful life...his head!

Wowaaaaaaahhh!

Lin almost exploded on the spot. No one would be able to calm down easily if they woke up to find a naked girl lying on their chest.

The idea that the protagonist immediately calms down and looks for useful information is usually just fantasy.

What's more, because of her family, Rin is very sensitive about sex and chastity.

Wow! It’s over, it’s over. It looks like he fucked the girl. How am I going to face her, my girlfriend, and my family now? !

Wait... this looks like... Reimu?

Blinking his eyes, he took a closer look and found that the girl lying with him was indeed Hakurei Reimu.

It was strange, but after finding out it was Reimu, Rin's panic was instantly relieved and her brain started to work normally.

At this moment, memories opened the floodgates and gushed out.

Ciri...computer parts...Reimu...

I remembered everything!

Looking at the current situation, the power of spring has been released, and Reimu and I... snap!

It's not impossible to say that he has no feelings for Reimu, but Rin's personality is like that. He only took the initiative to pursue Kaguya when he returned to Gensokyo a thousand years ago. At other times, he just let things take their course.

Now... it's fine if I do it, and I don't feel any repulsion in my heart, I even feel a little happy.

Both of them were shameless guys, but because of those two Cupid's arrows, they began to face up to their own affection for each other. Now they are together and everyone is happy, which proves the rumor about Cupid's arrows.

Anyway, at least when I'm with Reimu, I feel pretty good and can face it normally. If it were Ciri, I really don't know how to get along with her, and I don't know how to explain to Kaguya and the others.

In fact, the relationships he had with his three girlfriends were also quite different.

Fortuna was his first love and also her guide, Xiao Ai was the one he had always pursued, and as for Kaguya, the relationship was actually far more special than love, and also included the friendship of true best friends.

Sister Murasaki can't be considered a true love for him, because of the confusion in the history of Gensokyo and the protection between them during a long time together, the feelings are also very complicated. Yuka is more like a sister who takes care of him, and Kotonoha is his promise and responsibility.

As for Reimu, it can be considered a normal relationship.

No matter what, it is true that there is love, and they are all very important people in life.

Lying on the bed, Lin thought a lot. When he came back to his senses, he noticed that Shiri was not in the room.

Maybe he woke up, saw the two people entangled, and then ran away?

Even though she ordered computer accessories for Rin, Ciri is actually still a good kid.

Reimu's eyelashes moved slightly, and she was gradually waking up. She opened her sleepy eyes and saw Rin's face close to her at first sight.

The witch, who had been living in poverty for a long time, had low blood sugar and was grumpy in the morning. When she saw Rin's face, her first thought was not to be shy, but to stretch out her fist and hit Rin in the face.

Rin, who was waiting to confess, froze and quickly turned his head to avoid Reimu's fist and hid behind him.

"Damn long-term meal tickets, they keep haunting me in my dreams, and I still don't want to pay them back, bah."

The little witch muttered a few words to herself, rubbed Rin's arm out of habit, turned around, and left the back of her head to Rin.

"..."

Lin couldn't help but smile bitterly and could only stare at her silently.

Five minutes later, Reimu's breath caught and she suddenly opened her eyes.

She turned her back to Lin and tremblingly lifted the quilt. She took a look and steam instantly came out above her head. Little by little, like a little mouse that had just stolen cheese, she crawled into the quilt, completely covering her head.

Rin also found it very funny and reached out to poke the shrine maiden who was curled up in the quilt: "Reimu? You didn't even say hello when you woke up in the morning?"

Those who know Rin know that he is a bully who only picks on the weak and fears the strong. When he encounters someone who teases him more than himself and is more treacherous than himself, he acts like a bottom. When he encounters someone who is well-behaved and gentle, he acts like a top. Now that he sees Reimu being so shy, he really wants to bully her.

Reimu was trembling all over, and Rin... As the male protagonist of an anime, even if he was weak, he would definitely grow mushrooms in the morning, so it just happened to poke her.

The extreme of shyness is anger. Reimu got out of the quilt and shouted angrily: "What are you looking at?! It's not me...I risked my life to save you! You are so grateful to me, you bastard!"

After saying that, she reached out and pulled up the quilt, and became a turtle again.

This was the first time he saw her arrogant girlish heart, and Lin felt better, with a smile on his face: "Haven't I already pledged my love to you?"

“…Hey?”

Ling Meng slowly showed her head, blinked her eyes, and then snorted coldly: "It's good that you understand. Anyway, from now on, your money is my money, and my money is still my money! You are just a lover of my Cricket!"

"That's not a problem, but... it's really worrying now. It's already morning, and if Tachibana finds out we're not here and comes looking for us..."

Thinking about that scene, Reimu felt a little ashamed and angry.

MMP, she is a witch anyway. What does a witch have to do? Pure, chaste, now she has turned from a girl into a woman overnight, and was found in bed. Where can she put this tender face?

So at this moment, she threw away all her shyness, directly lifted the quilt, calmly glanced at the beeping that was making her feel like death, snorted coldly, and put on her clothes.

"hiss……"

It hurts so much, why does it hurt so much? !

The two of them put on their clothes quickly. When Reimu was about to open the door, she was stopped by Rin. She said unhappily, "What are you doing?"

"Aren't you going to wash up?"

After saying that, Lin reached out and wiped the corners of her eyes, then took out a water bottle and washed his hands in disgust: "There's still eye boogers."

"..."