Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"That's strange. Your Spacetime Administration Bureau shouldn't allow Warcraft to travel through time..."

As he spoke, Lin took out his cell phone and handed it to Tachibana, saying, "I encountered this when I was in the Nuada galaxy. It is impossible for a thunder owl to appear in a low-level galaxy. I also encountered a golden griffin, but the situation was critical at the time and I didn't have time to take a photo."

Tachibana was surprised to find that the phone appeared on the screen of this technological product with wide eyes. Then he took a few photos with the recording crystal and said, "I will report to my superiors, but I still need to confirm whether what you said is true or not."

It was easy to confirm. Lin found the Thunder Owl Wings and the well-preserved Core Stone in his phone space. "These are considered evidence. I have no use for them and can't turn them in. As for the griffin, you can go to the Owl City Chamber of Commerce in the Owl Country to find Antonio Barabara. Maybe someone else has seen it besides us. By the way, can my identity be kept secret?"

Tachibana accepted the evidence, nodded solemnly, and said in a serious tone: "We have always kept the identity of the witness confidential, and since I got the clue, I will be the main investigator. Your identity will not be known to others. Thank you very much for the clues you provided! If the investigation results need to be made public, we will contact Hedgehog Cat."

After saying that, she turned around and started the Digimon. Rin watched helplessly as the traces of broken space and time that were originally empty were quickly repaired to their previous state.

It looks so cutting-edge and advanced... I really want to buy one!

After repairing time and space, Tachibana took back the Tyrannosaurus Rex, nodded to Rin, and waved his hand. The space in front of him turned into irregular colored strips like a broken screen, which was different from any time-travel background Rin had seen.

Just as she stretched her front legs in, she suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Lin: "Since you are a reporter, you must be here for that matter. I advise you to be careful. This is advice beyond the scope of your job duties."

After she finished speaking, before Rin could ask any more questions, she had already disappeared into the crack.

“…That thing?”

Are you referring to the frequent attacks by sea kings on Salted Fish Star?

No, this matter is known to everyone on the entire planet, and has spread to other galaxies. Common sense says that there is no need to use the words "that thing" to replace it, as there is much more involved.

But this girl was very sure that she knew it, and it must be because of her identity as a reporter.

It seems that before going to Kuiburg, I must find the girl with glasses to understand the specific situation and the results of the meeting discussion.

Slightly regretting not following the girl with glasses to attend the meeting, Rin shook his head and turned to look at Reimu: "Okay, let's go back first. No matter what the mysterious boss is like, if the Space-Time Administration Bureau intervenes, it can also confuse the public. I just saw her ID, she is a genuine elite knight, she should have some ability."

Reimu nodded dazedly, not caring about what he said, but couldn't help but touch her lips again.

Lin also recalled the embarrassing scene before this and scratched his face: "Just now... it was an accident, you... you understand, I am also very sad."

Reimu suddenly raised her head, her eyes became different sizes: "Sad?"

"...Yes, yes... You know, Kaguya and I were good friends before, just like our relationship now. A similar accident happened back then, and I was so sad about that gay feeling. It took me a long time to realize that the other person was of the opposite sex."

Gay?

This idiot thinks I'm a man?!

Mmp, when have I ever suffered such a great humiliation!

Reimu was furious. Without thinking, she took out the Yin-Yang Jade from her bra and stuffed it into the mouth of the still nagging Rin, cursing: "You're gay with me?! Haha, how can I look like a man?! If I were like Meihong, it would be fine, but I always wear skirts. Today, I even wore black stockings for you. Are you an idiot?!"

"A flat chest means a man? Come on, I'm wearing a bra, okay? Didn't you see last time that I have a vagina?"

Chapter 33: I want to be the man who becomes the Pirate King!

For some reason, Lin suddenly thought of an eternal question.

Do you still remember the eternal love story "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai"?

Well, that’s the story of a man who failed in homosexuality and then turned to heterosexuality.

If it was just a simple lie by Zhu Yingtai to be betrothed to her younger sister, Liang Shanbo would not fall in love with Zhu Yingtai in women's clothing just for a word of matchmaking, and then they would not both turn into butterflies. That is simply nonsense.

It's like you found out that your roommate who you've been studying with for many years doesn't have a penis at all. Would you suddenly like him or her just because of the gender change? It's possible that you just suddenly like him or her.

According to the original book, this "straight man" was ecstatic when he heard the master's wife say that the other person was a girl, so even a fool would know what he was happy about.

So the most likely scenario is that Liang Shanbo already liked Zhu Yingtai when she was still a boy! He was originally hesitant about whether to choose a partner, but when he found out that the other party was a girl, his sexual orientation was saved, and he was extremely happy afterwards.

Plus, the story is set in the Wei and Jin Dynasties when homosexuality was prevalent...

Wow! This statement is reasonable and in line with the original psychological feeling. Nothing can be more reliable than this!

(This is really not nonsense.)

Lin felt that the only difference between his experience and Liang Shanbo's imagination was that the other guy didn't realize that his gay friend was a girl, while he completely treated the girl as his gay friend.

No one is destined to be alone...they are all pretty much the same Paramecium anyway.

Fortunately, in the end, he realized that Kaguya was a girl, so he stopped himself from making his story become gay.

I had forgotten the past years long ago after having a child, but now I was brought back to them by Reimu.

Reimu... Reimu... Oh, I used to think of her as a boy. After today's kiss, thinking back to our previous physical intimacy, I still feel a little excited.

The girl is good...it would be even better if I had seen a girl who was fully nude!

Unlike the girls nowadays, the ones they take out are even bigger than yours. After checking into a room, you don’t know what position you occupy in this war of words, and whether your anus will be damaged.

Let me give you a typical example...the gardener in Youyouzi's family, ahem.

Rin lay on the bed, staring at the phone screen.

Regarding this matter, we should just let nature take its course. Not to mention that none of the three wives at home are easy to mess with, there are still two in this world who are ready to be conquered... If it really comes to that, it is not impossible.

Besides, he is already an adult and a father of two children, while Reimu is just a 15-year-old girl...

Oh, forget it, let’s just continue playing games.

Dating is not as important as playing games.

Early the next morning, when Rin and Reimu met, they seemed to have returned to their previous way of getting along, and Reimu did not mention it again.

It seemed that everything that happened yesterday, including the Yin-Yang Jade that served as a mouthpiece, was just a dream.

Since Reimu didn't care and didn't mention it, Rin certainly wouldn't say a word and destroy their pure and life-long friendship.

"Are you still going to Kuiburg now?"

"No, before that, let's go ask Hedgehog Cat about the situation first."

The Hedgehog Cat branch was originally stationed in the capital. Since war has begun in Kuiburg, it must have moved, so we need to inquire about it.

Fortunately, this was not a difficult task. After asking a little, they found out that the Hedgehog Cat branch had already moved to Waffle House in the south, so the two hurried to the teleportation center again.

It was already noon when they arrived at the branch, and the branch director warmly received the two of them.

This is a majestic shark head with a cigarette in its mouth, and he looks very domineering in a suit and tie.

Lin never imagined that one day she would become a colleague of Xianyu.

"You two are the elites of our Hedgehog Cat. I, Crispy Shark, usually like to deal with elites the most. Please take a seat."

Crispy Shark stood up, led Rin and Reimu to sit on the sofa, poured two cups of tea, and looked very interested.

"Thank you for the compliment." Lin was not a workplace elite, and was too lazy to beat around the bush, so he got straight to the point and asked, "To be honest, I ran into some trouble at the previous branch meeting, so I couldn't attend. Now I came here to learn about Deep Blue Star's affairs, and I hope you can tell me."

Hedgehog Cat's reporters are very special. Each of them is a top journalist. Although many people pass the examination to become intern reporters every year, only very few can officially become reporters. It is not an exaggeration to describe it as a horde of thousands crossing a single-plank bridge.

There are countless galaxies and Hedgehog Cat has numerous branches under it, with hundreds of millions of employees, but there are only more than a thousand reporters. Each of them is a special existence. Although they have no position, they are not subject to the jurisdiction of anyone except the director and boss of the news headquarters. Even if they are a branch director, they have no right to conceal anything.

It can be seen that Lin was very lucky. The first time he collected materials, he got big news. The material of the ice planet was nothing, but the demon king was awesome! News about a demon king would sell out in hell, and it could also be used as a topic of conversation among other believers. It was rated A without any water, which was just enough to be called a real reporter.

This is a group of young and promising reporters, and as it concerns the performance of the branch, Crispy Shark also wants to win them over, so he tells them everything he knows.

Currently, the Deep Blue Planet is suffering from a disaster. All places are attacked to varying degrees. The war in the capital and surrounding areas is even more serious. The soldiers are currently anxious. Although it may not necessarily lead to the destruction of the planet, it is a major event that damages the foundation.

Therefore, the king asked for rescue from Poseidon, the father of the three Gorgon sisters, and also asked for help from other water planets.

But at this time, the direct army of Poseidon was completely on hold, and the believers in other galaxies under his jurisdiction were required by the church to stay on their original planets for some reason. Only a few adventurers were willing to come and were qualified to board the spacecraft, as well as adventurers nearby who were willing to make a fortune.

Intuition tells Crispy Shark that the mysterious actions of the Sea God, coupled with the church's attitude towards believers, are likely to lead to a challenge to theocracy.

So he called an emergency meeting of the branch and contacted his superiors to see whether to assign reporters to investigate the situation and determine whether it was true or not. Any challenge to theocracy could be followed up and investigated to the end, which would also be good news.

As luck would have it, just as it was reporting to its superiors, two reporters appeared in front of it and told them the situation in detail.

Although news is only a part of Hedgehog Cat's industry, the change of divine power means that it must be recorded in the official history, and books and biographies can be published to increase influence. Having this copyright is also a benefit and achievement.

Rin had no mood to stay facing a shark head that kept showing its sharp teeth at her and whose body was twice her size. She just expressed her gratitude and confirmed that she would investigate the matter thoroughly before leaving the branch with Reimu.

On the way, Reimu stroked her chin and reached out to tug at the corner of Rin's clothes: "So, this planet is now isolated and helpless?"

"Well, it's just that the locals don't know about these things yet..." Lin looked up at the recruitment sign and said in a deep voice, "If there really is a challenge from other gods, it is possible that the Sea God has no time to take care of this side. Other believers will soon join the war as cannon fodder. The church will naturally not let them act rashly... But, it's very strange."

"It's a bit strange..."

"Of the three Gorgons, Medusa, the youngest, is highly regarded and has a good relationship with the demons. Lucifer is also a proud and protective person. I have read many stories of them fighting for their subordinates in books. In other words, if you go against Phorcys, the god of the sea, you go against Medusa, and you will be bitten by Lucifer. I have heard from Phor that Lucifer and Athena have a bad relationship before. Now I think it is because of Medusa."

"Ah, I understand what you mean. Since he dared to challenge Phorcys, it means that the god is not afraid of Lucifer."

"Well, maybe the power behind it is not afraid of Lucifer." Lin pushed his wise invisible glasses, with a hint of worry in his eyes, "Plus the riot of the Sea Kings is too coincidental..."

There were too few clues, and even though Lin had a good IQ when he was doing his job, he couldn't sort out a clear path.

"However, there is no point in thinking too much. Our main task now is to find the cause of the Sea King riot. I have a feeling that there are many connections between them."

Xiao Qi, who had been quietly staying in the hat, eating and drinking, and not caring about the world, suddenly popped his head out: "Could it be related to our biggest enemy?!"

"…Don't think too much."

Lin's heart tightened, and he shook his head: "We haven't encountered any temptation or malicious intent so far, which means that the other party doesn't know our identity yet. In addition, we have gained a foothold and protection by using the identity of reporters. As long as we are cautious, we won't be discovered. Don't worry."

The only ones who know that he has a special identity after traveling through time are Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi's master, his two girlfriends, and the God of the Underworld, so they are relatively safe.

Without further ado, the two of them left the branch and stepped into the transmission center, arriving at the red algae area where transmission maintenance had been completed.

The red algae area is some distance away from the war zone, but it is the closest one... If it weren't for this reason, Lin really didn't want to stay here.

The reason why it is called the red algae area is because this area is covered with overwhelming red algae. Unlike the red algae in Lin's own world, the red algae here is a kind of thing that looks like kelp. The kelp is very long and dense, covering the sky, growing from the deep sea area to the middle sea area, just like what grows from magic beans. Lin has never seen a plant that is several thousand meters high.

Its fruit looks like a bulging tumor, squeezed with a bunch of red algae, emitting a dim red light. Because of the kelp secret, the red light is concentrated together and looks like the special effects in a horror movie, which is a bit creepy.

At the top of the middle layer of kelp, there are many ferocious sea kings and fish that like to nibble on it, so it would be very dangerous to go around it. You can only walk among a group of kelp, listening to the "gurgling" sound, the uncomfortable red light, and the fat and ugly seabed worms, which are the most disgusting.

So Lin hesitated for a long time, and still couldn't figure out whether it was worth it for a spoiled protagonist like him, who had a golden finger and could do everything from talking nonsense to Ding X, to associate with bugs.

Sorry, although he has seen FlowerXInsect, he still doesn't like insects, including Black Valley Girl and Ligulu.

Especially when the bugs here are bigger than him and Reimu combined...

Reimu noticed his doubts. As a serious girl, she certainly didn't like insects very much. She stood in the middle of the road, looked around, her eyes lit up, and she pulled Rin's clothes.

"what happened?"

Lin looked in the direction of her finger, and suddenly found a small submarine that looked like a big whistle, and his eyes lit up.

I forgot that this planet has plenty of underwater high-tech, so buying a small submarine is not a difficult task.

There happened to be a shipping company in the Red Algae District. After much selection, Lin chose a small submarine that looked like a UFO toy. He paid in full, with a one-year warranty and free return within one month. It was perfect.

The small submarine is not very big and can only carry five people at most. The area of ​​the fuel tank can only allow it to cruise at normal speed for three days. The fish tank has thirty rounds, and half of the storage tank is only about 20 cubic meters. If all of it is filled with fuel, it can ensure that it can run for another five days. Relying on the unlimited space on his mobile phone, Lin bought a lot of fuel, a bunch of replacement batteries, a bunch of accessories and a bunch of large torpedoes.

Touching his UFO battleship, he felt a little excited.

"I... also want to be the Pirate King's man!"

Reimu became alert instantly, her heart suddenly felt sour, and she silently took out the Yin-Yang Jade, constantly guessing who the Pirate King was in her head.

Rin didn't notice the struggle between Hongbai and her. She bit her thumb, relaxed her expression, and said, "Since you are the one who carries the dream of becoming the Pirate King, I will call you Golden Merry!"

"Rejection, it's full of Chuunibyou. Change it."

"No... um..."

Rin turned around and was about to retort when she saw a Yin-Yang Jade as big as a wok in front of her. It was spinning and was just about to hit her in the face. Judging from the spinning and glowing aura of the Yin-Yang Jade, Reimu was not joking.

Rin, who was afraid of the strong and bullied the weak, secretly swallowed his saliva, moved back a dozen centimeters, and smiled awkwardly: "Then... Reimu, do you have any good suggestions?"

The Red and White Miko would never admit that she was attracted by the name. Thinking of that little bitch called One Piece, she snorted coldly: "Melili and Meruru, choose one."

"Then it's Meilili..."

At least there are homophones...

Rin, who had reached a certain level of spiritual enlightenment, immediately chose the name of the submarine, crawled into the warehouse from under the submarine, waited for Reimu to enter, and then closed the door valve.

Coming to the semicircular control rudder and looking at the huge clear glass in front of him, Rin, who was driving a boat for the first time, was inexplicably excited and opened the instruction manual and read it over and over again.

Maybe because the salted fish on the salted fish planet have limited IQ, the black technology here is all fool-proof, with only a few buttons, and it is stress-free to operate.

Grab the rudder and pull it outward, and the Merili will start to move. There is a quick start brake button in the middle, but there is no need to press it.

Pulling the rudder outwards shows your height, and the rest of the feel is similar to playing games. You can get started right away. Rin, who carries the male dream of finding the Golden Route, conquering the world, and becoming the Pirate King, officially sets sail.

Chapter 34: Rin, do you know that you are about to be imprisoned in a play?

Lin finally understood what it was like to travel back to the ancient Carboniferous period in science fiction movies.