Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"Then you should quickly return to hell and transform the women you control and the cursed men back to their original form. I will forgive you for what happened and cut them off!"

"No! I haven't found inspiration yet!"

"I'm looking for a mushroom!" Lin hit her again, "Do you think you've found inspiration after coming here?"

At this point, Udiya lowered her head sadly: "No...no."

"Inspiration is not easy to find, and what you did... Fortunately, I am the one doing it. If it were God Nuada, he would definitely cause trouble for you and Asmodeus because of what you did. Have you thought about the consequences?"

"Don't scare me!"

"Who scared you? Udiya, you are hundreds of years old, not a baby of one or two hundred years old. You should be able to think and do what I say!"

When Uldea looked up, she saw a stern look, which was exactly the same as when Asmodeus was about to explode in anger. She trembled all over, shook her finger, and lowered her head again, saying in a very aggrieved voice: "I... I know, um, art also has to have advances and retreats sometimes."

"Well, good."

When Lin touched her head and praised her, Uldiya's eyes flickered with joy. She stretched out her arms and began to chant. After two sentences, she suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wow! I actually forgot that my...my ability is also frozen!"

"…Is there a time limit for this? When can it be restored?"

Uldiya shrank back and counted on her fingers: "With my magic power, plus the frozen area is very small...it may take more than a week!"

"…Is there any other solution?"

Udiya spread her hands and said, "Then I can only find another sorcerer who is better than me?"

My head hurts even more...

Rin looked at Reimu floating in the air. He couldn't bear to let his friend show his panties all the time. He thought about it and realized that although he didn't know the sorcerer, he knew Asmodeus... As one of the strongest demon kings besides Hades, he could still solve this problem, right?

Lin thought and acted. She opened her phone and looked around, but there were too many logs and many friends. Their nicknames and avatars kept changing, so she couldn't find it for a while.

After searching twice without finding it, Rin had no choice but to open the Death Note that she had only used once. Sure enough, there was a record of the last time she summoned Beelzebub, as well as her YJ number.

I opened the friend search app and sent a friend request to Beelzebub. He was actually online and I accepted it in seconds. He even remembered Rin and condescended to chat with me for a few words.

Rin asked Asmodeus's YJ number, and then she found an excuse to go take a shower and left Beelzebub behind, and finally found Asmodeus.

No wonder I didn’t see it after looking through it twice before. This guy actually changed his avatar to a swaying lily, and changed his name to “花吻在上”. Tsk, why would he play the role of a yuri at such an old age?

"How can you be a demon king if you can't learn calculus: Little Asmodeus... Ahem, Lord Asmodeus, are you there?"

"Flower Kiss: Oh, it's you...Rin, right? I remember telling you a year ago that it would be better to change the name. The Demon King now knows nothing about calculus!"

"Why would you be a demon king if you can't learn calculus? That's not important. I have a small matter to trouble you with."

"Flower Kiss: Get ready for the sinful soul... emmm, you can use a nice beautiful girl instead."

"What kind of demon king is it if you can't learn calculus? I'm the one who came to pick you up from kindergarten. This girl Udiya is next to me now."

"Flower Kiss: What?!!!"

When Udiya saw Rin playing with the strange little box, she came up to him and took a look. She could actually understand the words. She was devastated and grabbed Rin's head. She was no longer stubborn and cried loudly: "No! How could you do this! Woohoo! Why did you call the parents? Shame on you!"

He quickly pushed the little loli away and sent a voice message directly, summarizing the situation in one sentence, and then considerately sent a coordinate.

Enduring Uldya's harassment of his hair, Rin sat on the ground waiting for Asmodeus to come and take the people away.

"Emmm, I heard that the Demon King is second only to the gods, he should be here soon."

"Not only that! The Demon King was once a god!" Udiya was also tired of struggling, so she lay on Rin's back, hugged his neck and whispered in his ear, "There were no demons before. Lucifer and his lords voluntarily left the gods, and the strongest gods deprived them of their divine power, but left them with powerful abilities. Then, Hades gave them administrative abilities, and later created the demons."

"I've never heard of this."

"Of course, these are taboo topics."

"Then you still say it!"

"In short, the Demon King, apart from not having a divine position, is no less powerful than a god in terms of combat capability. He is very strong! He is the strongest besides the God of the Underworld!"

Lin nodded to show his understanding. The God of the Underworld has a higher position and authority than other gods. He was one of the first gods born after the confused gods were eliminated by the strongest gods. Many people rank him in the top five, so you can imagine how powerful he is. Then, the Demon King who is second only to him... is of course also ridiculously strong.

Emmm, it turns out that we can’t believe everything written in the book. It was said at that time that gods were the strongest. Maybe in the future there will be powerful races that are not written in other books.

"Alright you liar humans! Hurry up and cut those clips out!"

"I know, I know!" Lin stood up, "Don't move, stay inside your clothes, the crystal is still on."

Walking to the white ball, Rin jumped several times before finally reaching it. Just as she took the crystal down and prepared to edit it, a purple halo appeared above her head. Rin, whose abilities were frozen, didn't notice it at all.

The mature lady in a thong and a black two-point bra jumped out of the ring. In order to look cool, she made a 180-degree turn. Finally, she sat on Rin's face, sat him directly on the ground, stretched out her arms and made a perfect landing posture.

Lin was shocked, and the prickly feeling on his nose told him that this must be the devil's conspiracy!

"Ah! Little Udiya, how could you run away without permission? Don't you know how hard I have been looking for you~ Hey? Where's Xiao Lin?"

Uldiya looked at the scene in front of her, tremblingly stood up from the ground, pointing at Rin who was sitting under her, her lips trembling: "Art... great art tells me... inspiration... Wahhhh! My inspiration is coming!?"

Watching her jumping around in her clothes, the sexy lady with purple hair and an amazing figure scratched her face: "Ah, artists are really weird..."

"I...I'm under you...I'm...dying!"

Lin's voice was muffled, and if you listened carefully there was a faint echo.

Asmodeus, feeling wet, quickly stood up and looked at Rin, who was lying on the ground with no hope in life. He exploded with anger and grabbed Rin's collar: "Damn it! How dare this wild man catch my attention! Do you want to die?!"

"Wait... I, I think I can explain!"

“Damn it! Damn it!” Asmodeus’ face was still filled with grief and indignation. “I, your baby, was actually defiled by a perverted boy… Wuuuu! I want you to be buried with me… Huh? You look pretty good.”

The demon king was like a psychopath. He was furious before, but now he looked lustful. He pinched Lin's chin and looked left and right: "Although men are disgusting... But, you are quite cute if you put on women's clothes... My goodness, you look a little familiar..."

Asmodeus' smile gradually disappeared, and he suddenly let go of Rin's chin: "It's Rin! He's Xiao Ai's boyfriend! Bah, he almost stole Xiao Ai's boyfriend and became a woman like Fortuna!?"

Lin got up from the ground helplessly, feeling that he couldn't even keep up with the brain circuit of the girl from hell, and sighed: "So... my relationship with Fortuna and Xiao Ai has spread everywhere?"

"Ahem... those are not important. What is important is that you, as Xiao Ai's future man, actually dare to be rude to me... to this baby?!"

Asmodeus sneered, and a hint of murderous intent appeared in Violet's eyes: "Do you believe that I will cut off your penis and then take your penis to Xiaobai to feed it?"

"Please reply, who is Xiao Bai?"

Udiya timidly walked behind Rin, grabbed his shirt hem, and whispered, "Cerberus, the three-headed dog guarding the door."

"! MMP, you were the one who sat on my face, and now you're turning the tables and trying to feed me to the three-headed dog of Hell?!"

The air suddenly fell silent, and there was an awkward moment. Asmodeus, whose truth had been revealed, struggled for a long time on her beautiful face, and finally sighed, "Okay..."

Seeing that she was no longer acting crazy, Lin just breathed a sigh of relief, and then he heard her continue: "I'll take responsibility...Is it okay if I take responsibility?"

"..."

Lin's current mood is like talking to a Korean drama fan about the second dimension... It's like playing the lute to a cow.

No, this seemingly sinister lady is actually an Aqua.

"What's that look in your eyes? Didn't I say I would take responsibility? Even though I'm only in charge of lust, I also know about human ethics and morality, and I also know that I need to take responsibility for doing this to others!"

What the hell do you know about the human ethics and morals from tens of thousands of years ago?

"Wow! Lord Asmodeus is so great! His artistic inspiration is flourishing again!"

"I haven't settled accounts with you yet, little girl."

Rin looked up at the ceiling in pain, then thought that all the girls in Gensokyo behaved like this, so there was nothing she couldn't get used to. She recovered instantly: "Please stop torturing me, let's go back to hell soon, bye! Also, please remove the witchcraft!"

Uldiya was grabbed by Asmodeus and her face was ravaged. He also threatened to go back and punish her. At this time, she was in a panic. She quickly used her instinct to divert her hatred and pointed at Lin: "Lord Asmodeus, he seems to dislike you."

"Oh?"

The queen sister approached Lin and put her arms around his shoulders. She smiled and stuck out her tongue to lick Lin's cheek. Lin was so scared that he quickly turned his head away and snorted unhappily: "You are really tired of living, tsk, old man... This baby is very interested in you, even if Xiao Ai comes to plead for you, it's useless... Next time we meet, I must make you wear women's clothes and lie on my bed... Ah! Time is up, I have to go back to watch the drama."

Asmodeus stretched out his hand and waved in the air, and a virtual object that looked very much like a screen appeared in front of her. Rin took a closer look and found that the screen was actually from the YJ software.

"What happened today was pretty interesting. Hmm, I'll take a selfie and post it in a journal."

As she spoke, she put her arms around Rin and Udiya, one on each side, made a scissors hand gesture, took a few selfies, then happily closed the app and blew a kiss to Rin.

A pink lip print flew over, and Lin quickly turned his head away. The lip print turned into a spot of light in mid-air, as if the play button was pressed again. Everything around him began to slowly thaw, and his abilities began to recover.

Asmodeus waved at Rin, shook his two huge breasts, and went back into the purple halo. At the same time, Rin and Asaki also fell to the ground.

“Just now…was that Asmodeus?!”

During the period of being frozen, they were still conscious and saw clearly everything that had just happened. Compared to Reimu's face that looked cuckolded... no, her face was already green, although Asaki also felt a little green, she was more concerned about the Demon King who was teasing her designated spouse.

"Well, this is the first time I've met her in person... We were just online friends before... ahem, pen pals."

Asaki lowered her head in thought, with an inexplicable look on her face and a lot on her mind. Then she remembered that Rin was a reporter and indeed had the opportunity to meet the Demon King. And from their previous conversation, it seemed... not familiar. Then her demeanor returned to normal.

"Rin, you should try to have as little contact with the Demon King as possible. They are all fallen beings, the closest beings to the demons, and they are not stable. I heard that the reason they were assigned to Hell is because only the God of the Underworld can keep them under control."

"..."

The two versions she told and Udiya were completely different, and it was hard to tell which one was right. Rin knew that Asaki was also concerned about her, so she nodded perfunctorily: "I understand, I will try my best, thank you Asaki."

"Ciri!"

Asajji shook her blonde hair and smiled as bright as the sun: "Actually, my name is Ciri!"

"It sounds a bit familiar..."

Reimu gritted her teeth and sent a string of messages on her phone, then revealed a look of relief as if she had gotten her revenge, and explained, "She's the queen of the Ice Kingdom, right?"

"Yeah, I'm sorry for lying to you guys before because I was afraid it would affect our friendship, but now I'm not worried at all."

After all, he is a man who has seen the world and was the king of the world. Rin's heart was moved and he nodded to show that he understood. He looked out the window as if he had a dream and woke up the bewildered woman and the missing FFF, then looked at the crystal.

"Hmm... this time there is a big event, but it always feels like a side story... What should I write as a title and a brief description?"

It might as well be called "The Icefield is in Crisis, Alarming the Higher-ups of Hell, Such a Mysterious Event Happened in the Sky Mountains". If you want to give a brief summary...

"Why did the Skyrim Mountains lose contact and why are the Wendigos rampant?"

"Queen Snow went into the devil's lair alone and faced danger?"

"The evil hidden deep in the cave!"

"The secret between Asmodeus, the Lord of Hell, and the demons."

"Everything will be revealed! Hedgehog Cat trainee reporter Jingu Rin and Hakurei Reimu will bring you the shocking news caused by the statue. For more information, please follow Hedgehog Cat headlines. Chamber of Commerce users can search for Hedgehog Cat on the mission communicator and follow and reply to the headlines. Other users can..."

Rin looked at the newspaper in his hand, a little surprised. After the matter in Skyrim Mountains was resolved, he and Ah... ahem, and Ciri returned to Winter City. Then he handed the edited video clips to the person in charge of the Hedgehog Cats in Winter City and transmitted them to the branch.

It's only been half a day and she's already on the front page of the news. How efficient... No wonder the plot didn't become an hentai comic in the end. It turns out that she is not Asaki Igawa or a Taimanin at all. She just stole the name of an acquaintance.

As for her acquaintance who is the heroine of the hentai anime...emm, I can only wish her good luck.

"You've already received an A-level news award on the first day. You're really amazing. Wait a little longer and the headquarters will send you a commendation letter, bonus, and official letter of appointment as a reporter."

Lin was neither arrogant nor impatient, but calm and composed. He put the newspaper on the table and said, "News of this level can only be considered A. It seems that I have to find better world-focused news."

Being able to make the headlines does not mean that you can make a sensation around the world. For example, the news that Lin received this time was most interesting about hell. The coverage area was average, and the hot topics and significance were far from what Lin was satisfied with. However, it was more than enough to serve as a stepping stone for promotion.

Now he is a civil servant in earnest, and he can also use the identity of a top journalist, which makes it easier for him to act.

“I believe you can accomplish it.”

Lin nodded and stood up: "Then I won't bother you anymore, bye."

After saying goodbye to the girl with eyes whose name she didn't know, Lin walked down the stairs while opening her phone to check the messages. Xiao Ai was still not online.

Asmodeus and Beelzebub both said that Xiao Ai was still in hell, so there should be no problem. However, Lin had lost confidence in these two weirdos. Finally, she searched through her friends list and found their boss Lucifer.

I remember that I first added her through a friend's recommendation. Her friend request was accepted, but we haven't chatted a word until now.

Well, never mind. Since he is the leader of the seven-member team, he must be more informed. Let's try it out.

After sending several messages to Lucifer, Lin thought that Lucifer would see the messages later due to her busy work, but she didn't expect that the other party would reply before Lin turned off the screen.

Unfortunately, there was only one word: “Hmph”.

After that, no matter how Lin asked, this guy didn't say a word. At the end, he just sent a "humph" and his avatar turned gray.

This disdain, this tsundere, sprayed all over Lin's face along the screen.

"Damn, all the girls in this hell are weird."

After asking for no results and not recognizing the other demon kings, Rin closed her phone and pushed open the door.

Reimu was squatting at the door, feeding Xiaoqi. The combination of the girl and the cute pet, with the floating snow foam and the bright red scarf, made her look as beautiful as a girl in a comic book.

Rin didn't know what was wrong with him, so he stood there and watched her feed her carefully for a while, until Reimu noticed him and stood up, then he came to his senses.