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Lin nodded and talked to himself. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that as a qualified brother-in-law, it was his responsibility to help his second sister-in-law solve her love problems.

So he took a ticket from Yiji and patted her on the shoulder: "Okay! I will definitely help you with this kind of thing, so you don't need to worry so much. Let's go, let's go now."

"Now?! Are you sure you want to go with me?"

"Well, Yiji, wait here. I'll go tell the others to go back to the State Guest House first."

Yiji looked at Lin's back with extremely complicated feelings. The whole process was thrilling and full of twists and turns, and the misunderstandings that arose were also inexplicable. It could be said that it was a complete failure. However, the result was still the same? This... this could also be considered a date.

"Well, this astrologer's predictions are pretty good. I'll just watch her show from now on."

After seeing off the carriage, Rin and Yiji took a taxi together and came to Green Amusement Park.

"Um...Rin, what do you think we should play?"

In the eyes full of expectation, Lin showed a determined smile and answered firmly: "Of course, we're going to the horror house!"

"House of horrors, ghost... ghost... I... I..."

Seeing Yiji's pale face but trying to pretend to be calm, Lin patted her shoulder and encouraged her: "It's okay, ghosts are not scary at all. You have seen Youyouko, right? Except when she is eating, isn't she pretty and cute?"

"But... besides undead spirits like Youyouzi, there are also some with hideous faces. I heard that they not only eat humans, but also monsters, ghosts, fairies, and even us Moon People. They eat while they're doing it, and their faces are hideous and terrifying."

"= =Don't ghosts have dignity? They're not filming a perverted little demon. How could they do something so cheap!"

"Yes, but..."

"Besides, the monsters and ghosts in the horror house are all special effects, they are all required by the show. Do you think the ghost employees have no shame? How can they go out with such ugliness?"

Seeing Yiji still showing resistance, Lin finally showed her trump card and added in a low voice: "Besides, let me tell you, for this couple, whether it's watching a horror movie or going into a haunted house, no matter how brave or timid a girl is, she can take the opportunity to throw herself into the arms of her boyfriend, and boys also prefer the feeling of protecting a girl and being relied on by her. This is not just what I said, it's written in many books, this is the best way to promote feelings!"

"Okay! Let's go now!"

Yiji was decisive and serious, as if the one who had been scared into a little loli before was not the second princess, but the hand holding the hilt of the sword was still shaking.

From the outside, the haunted house looked like a clown lying on the ground, painted in various colors and with a hideous face. After showing the special ticket, the two entered through the huge open mouth of the "clown".

"Wow!"

As soon as she entered, Yi Ji screamed and clung to Lin. Lin pushed her away helplessly and taught her, "Second sister-in-law, you are too impatient. There is no scary period once you enter. It's not good to cling to her directly. You have to do the right thing at the right time, otherwise your acting will be too fake and like a white lotus."

"Oh……"

Yiji let go of her arm in disappointment, and the two followed the green light and walked deeper into the room, entering a room decorated like an ancient hut. The surrounding decorations looked like they were from the late shogunate period.

Just as Lin was about to pull Yiji deeper inside, the wall cloth next to them suddenly fell off, accompanied by a low loli voice.

"I hate it so much~"

Chapter 88: Oppressing the Undead

Within the field of vision, there was a large tongue licking Rin and Yiji's faces.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Yiji let out a scream and was so scared that she hugged Lin and buried her face in her clothes. She was almost scared to death.

The whole frame was filled with pink tongues dominating the screen. Just as she was thinking that the voice just now was very familiar, Rin, relying on her good luck, had no intention of dodging and was licked on the face.

This familiar and slightly rough feeling reminded Lin of the sad past. As for who it was... there was no doubt about it.

"Strange... Why, there's no fear? This is the first time I've seen someone who isn't afraid. Hehe, but the sister next to me is very scared."

There was a murmur in the darkness, the tone was so cute, Lin washed his face with mineral water and tissues, and opened his mouth expressionlessly: "Xiaosan, come out."

"Oh……"

The delicate little girl with blue hair and heterochromia came over from the darkness with a smile on her face. She suddenly stopped and tilted her head: "Strange, how do you know Xiaosan? Xiaosan... I've never seen you before."

"But I have seen you."

"Is that so~"

Without the slightest suspicion, the little stupid umbrella jumped around the two men with their hands behind their backs, grinning for no apparent reason.

"Stupid umbrella, you work here?"

"Hey, you look like you're very familiar with me, weird, I don't remember it at all."

Bensan knocked her head, her face full of confusion, and Lin knocked her head as well: "I'm asking you a question!"

"Oh! I work here. With my superb skills in scaring people, many people were scared away by the little umbrella!"

It can be seen that Xiaosan lives a pretty good life. Come to think of it, she can actually use her tongue to scare people. It's so big, except for monsters, it's hard for any girl not to be scared.

Reaching out and touching her little head, Rin suddenly discovered that her real body, that is, the umbrella, was not there.

"Xiaosan, where is your eggplant umbrella?"

"???"

"It's that Tang umbrella!"

Xiaosan was confused and shook his head: "Stupid human, what are you talking about? Xiaosan is the umbrella, there is no other umbrella."

In other words, in the dream world, the real body of this stupid umbrella is this loli body? !

Yiji had already breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the owner of the big tongue was a harmless little loli who laughed heartlessly, but she still clung to Rin, looking like she had taken advantage of him and was extremely satisfied.

It's a rare opportunity to be intimate with my brother-in-law, so I can't just let go. As for taking advantage of him, I've said it before, my brother-in-law is half of my sister-in-law, so it's only natural to tease him!

Lin stroked his chin, staring at the small umbrella, and pondered for a while. When he thought about the time when he built the Dream House for Sister Youxiang, this guy's body swallowed dozens of people and hundreds of tons of materials in one breath, a light bulb suddenly lit up in his head.

"Little umbrella!"

He subconsciously pushed Yiji away and grabbed Xiaosan's shoulders, full of hope: "Xiaosan! Follow me from now on!"

"No way! Xiaosan can have a full stomach here, and she won't leave with a stranger!"

"I've already told you that we're not strangers anymore! And, follow me, and you'll have delicious food and drinks. Do you see the sister next to me? The ones around me are all like this. If they're just scared, they'll definitely turn you into a pig. Not only that, the salary is very high, and you can buy whatever you want."

It has to be said that Lin's ability to poach and win over girls is no less than that of Liu Xuande and Song Jiang. With just a few words, Duo Duoliang Xiaosan was moved.

"Also, Xiaosan works here until very late every day and doesn't even have any friends. I have a lot of girls there who are your age and you can play with them. Do you want to make friends?!"

The two eyes of Fusangshen, who was hit right in the heart, became sparkling on the spot. And when Lin took out Zeng Jin's three weapons to lure Xiaosan, one was a pat on the head, two was a hug, and three was jelly, he instantly conquered the little silly umbrella who still had no social experience even though he had a well-fed life.

Seeing her brother-in-law seducing a loli in the blink of an eye, Yiji suddenly felt very disappointed and heartbroken.

How should I put it? She is a princess after all, and she is in a high position with great martial arts skills. Her appearance is slightly inferior to Kaguya, but she is also the best among the best in the continent. She ignores the grass near her nest and insists on abducting young girls and lolita. Is there any hope for this kind of lolita complex?

"Um, Rin, are we going to go out directly next?"

"No." Lin looked at Xiaosan who was happily eating jelly and smiled. "Since you're here, don't waste your ticket. Just go through the whole thing. Also, although Xiaosan works here, she hasn't seen the whole thing yet. It would be a pity if she left."

So he grabbed one girl in each hand, pulled the two girls together, opened the door, and headed deeper into the room.

In the end, two people entered, but three came out. Yiji, who had been frightened along the way, was now dazed, pale, and could not speak clearly. How could she have the energy to continue playing Date A Live? Her whole head was dizzy.

"Second sister-in-law, do you feel that you have been cured a lot? Let me tell you, I used to have intensive phobia, but after seeing a frog pond full of eggs, I was cured quickly. This stimulating method is the most effective."

"Is... is that so?" Yiji looked at Rin as if she was looking at a small stick. If she didn't have feelings for Rin and was not a very kind person, she would have cut the stick into two pieces to get pregnant.

Heal...heal your face. Can I say that I am not only afraid of ghosts, but also zombies, slugs, human-faced worms, mummies, and aliens? !

Obviously Rin didn't notice the deep look in her eyes. She was already satisfied to get a Lolita umbrella today. She really wanted to slap Reimu to celebrate.

"Okay! Yiji, I'll take you back. I also have to go back to the State Guesthouse to deal with the bet for the day after tomorrow."

"Well, okay..."

The original date plan was ruined, and Yiji still felt a little regretful, but now she wanted to go home, drink a cup of milk tea and watch some cartoons to ease her fear, and continue the astrology lecture by the way, and try to take her brother-in-law to bed next time.

First, he went to find the person in charge of the Green Chamber of Commerce in the amusement park, gave him some money to bring Xiaosan out, and then separated from Yiji. Lin took Xiaosan, who was the easiest to kidnap, and took a taxi back to the State Guesthouse.

Yi Ji was not around, and Lin finally found an opportunity and whispered, "Xiaosan, I remember you can swallow a lot of things, right?"

After eating the jelly and the plum, Xiaosan tilted her head and looked at Lin: "Xiaosan can not only eat food, but also has a space here to store things. Store a lot of things! Usually, if there are too many fears to eat, I will put them here."

Lin looked at her little paw covering the center of her stomach and nodded. This was exactly the completely unsolvable extra-dimensional stomach of the real Xiaosan.

Magic props are not allowed in the competition, however, Xiaosan really does have a stomach for storing things, and this is within the "rules". Breaking the "rules" is cool just thinking about it.

Back at the State Guesthouse, Lin pushed Xiaosan in front of the other girls and said, "Come, let me introduce you to a new companion. This is the Fusang God Duoduoliang Xiaosan, and she is also my pet."

"Pet? Why is Xiaosan a pet?"

"It means you can eat and play as you please without having to work." He comforted the stupid umbrella with one sentence, and touched the umbrella head with a smile, "Although this girl is stupid and still a child, she has a cheerful and lively personality. Everyone should take good care of her, and she should be good friends with Fran and Remi in the future."

Some of the girls were perfunctory while others were obedient, but they all agreed anyway. Lin nodded with satisfaction: "At the same time, he is our trump card against Youyouzi. Xiaosan, the master will take you to eat delicious food the day after tomorrow."

"Delicious, jelly?"

"cake."

"it is good!"

Seeing Rin who was confident, the girls looked at each other, then looked at Xiaosan, treating this cute little girl as a big eater like Youyouko, and swallowed their saliva together.

Reimu and Wenwen looked at each other, turned their backs to the crowd and got together to calculate the current income of X Country. They both felt that it was difficult to support two Yuyuko.

"Well, Mr. Meal Ticket, although our crops, fisheries, animal husbandry and money are not inferior to those of the Girl Country, raising a little umbrella should not be too... too big a problem, but if we win this round and take down Youyouzi, raising two of them together will be a bit tight."

"Not a little! It's very good! Master! If you use all that to feed us, how will you feed us?"

The two sisters, one stingy and the other greedy, still acted as if they were caring for their lord and the country, which made Tongzi very ashamed. She stood up and defended Lin with all her heart: "Why are you so worried? The lord is much smarter than you. Since he brought it back, he must have a way."

"Kiriko still understands me. Wenwen and Reimu are deducting my wages."

Ignoring the wailing of the two girls, and Reimu who was almost leaving a tooth mark on his face, Rin briefly told the others about the origin of the small umbrella and his curiosity about the dimension, and then everyone dispersed and went about their own business.

At night, Thor successfully arrived at the State Guesthouse, but it was obvious that he would not be needed in this competition. Rin thought about it and decided to send Thor to investigate Leviathan.

Thor was a powerful man with few rivals on the continent, but based on the information Rin had recently read about Leviathan, he was no match for him.

If this were reality, since both of them belonged to the same class, it would be hard to say who would win. But this is a dream after all, and Leviathan's appearance alone is much more ferocious than that of a dragon, and its strength has also been enhanced.

Therefore, Thor's purpose this time is only to investigate the scope of Leviathan's activities based on the suffering of the people, and to estimate its true strength. Fighting is absolutely excluded from the mission.

........................

Time always flies quickly, and before we know it, it is time for the big eating competition.

A huge amount of money was spent on making the skyscraper cake, and it was finally completed after a lot of rushing. We can't ask for it to be delicious, the key point is that it is large in quantity.

Lin looked up at the greasy super cake that was at least thirty meters high, smacked his lips, and touched Xiaosan's head: "Do you remember what the master said to you?"

"Well, when you are told to start eating, eat. If you can't eat more, put it in your other stomach. Don't stop until Rin tells you to stop."

"Okay, come on! Come on!"

A laser cut the cake neatly in the middle, and the sweet smell became even stronger, making it hard to breathe even from a distance.

Youyouzi and Xiaosan stepped forward at the same time, picked up the knife and fork, and attacked the cake.

Xiaosan ate the strawberries on top just like she usually did when eating cake, chewing them slowly and carefully. She was educated by Lin and became as well-behaved as Fran.

As for Youyouko, she just picked up a piece of cake as big as her head with just one fork and then stuffed it into her little mouth.

But, this is not something too special. Rin has even seen her eat a whole roasted cow in one bite with her mouth, which was not even bigger than a kiwi fruit when opened to its full size.

After eating a few pieces of cake, Xiaosan was full. She touched her stomach, remembered Lin's instructions, threw away the fork, stuck out her big pink tongue, and rolled a large piece of cake into her dimensional bag, causing exclamations from those around her.

Lin watched with satisfaction as the cake in front of Xiaosan was gradually reduced. He estimated that it would take some time for the two to decide the winner, so he simply took out some snacks and drinks, Yakult, to share with everyone.

The battle lasted from morning to night. The two of them ate at almost the same speed. In the end, only a cake base that was about half a person's height was left. Youyouzi was finally full and couldn't even float. He sat on the ground, staring at the cake in front of him, feeling like vomiting for some unknown reason.

To be precise, she was not full, but was filled up by the greasy taste of the cake. Now she would feel so sick that she wanted to vomit if she took another bite.

On the other hand, Xiaosan only felt a little tired on her tongue, after all, she had been a porter for so long. But no matter how tired she was, the obedient Xiaosan still tried hard to stuff things into her dimensional bag before she heard Lin shout to stop.

"I can not make it!"

Youyouzi's words shocked everyone. Zi, who had fallen asleep on Rin's shoulder, suddenly stood up and waved her fan wildly: "We! We seemed to have had a nightmare just now... No, it should be a sweet dream, but that's not right! Ahhh, never mind, we actually dreamed that Youyouzi said she was full! Rin, tell us we are not dreaming!"

Lin silently stretched out a finger towards Youyouzi. Zi looked in the direction of his finger and saw Youyouzi standing up while holding her belly as if she was pregnant for ten months. She sat back on the sofa and covered her face in pain.

"It's over, it's over, another one lost!"

Not only Zi, Kanako also wailed in pain, Sheng Bailian muttered to himself and recited the Diamond Sutra backwards to comfort himself. Only Youxiang looked normal, holding the Yakult and taking a sip lightly, and others could not tell what she was thinking.

"Xiaosan, it's OK!"