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Feeling aggrieved, Rin opened his mouth to explain, but unfortunately Kiriko and Asuna didn't give him a chance to explain.

Asuna was also filled with indignation: "Who is your fiancée?! Wow! It's embarrassing to even say it out loud. Can't you just be a good girl and get married? Besides, there's no engagement at all. Most importantly... I... I don't..."

As Asuna looked at Rin and refused to say the last half of the sentence because Kiriko was a person of action and knew that someone was trying to steal her man, so she had already unsheathed her double blades.

Asuna was not a delicate little girl. A rapier suddenly appeared in her hand and she did what she said without any hesitation.

"Wow! This is clearly a misunderstanding. Wait..."

"Ah, long-term meal ticket, do you live by the sea? You're really nosy!" Reimu watched the two girls fighting with great interest, threw a peanut into her mouth, and patted Lin's shoulder, "Don't you know each other better if you don't fight? Wouldn't the relationship improve if you fight?"

"I said, have you been addressing me more and more impolitely recently?"

"Hey? Is that so... I was just stating an objective fact, huh."

In just a short while, the two girls, Kiriko and Asuna, had rushed outside from inside the room, fighting with swords and sabers, having a lot of fun.

"It feels like I've returned to SAO."

Lin narrowed her eyes slightly, and still remembered that the relationship between the two girls was inexplicable. Sometimes they were as good as sisters, and sometimes they would fight over a little thing and cause chaos.

And this matter... well, every time they would pull Rin aside and ask her a bunch of strange questions, and Rin would answer them truthfully. God knows why they would suddenly turn weapons against each other.

Forget it, just hit me. I can’t control it and I can’t afford to offend it.

"You guys, keep an eye on them and don't let them fight too hard. I'll continue to treat Shenqi."

After giving the instructions, Lin turned and left. Before he had gone far, he suddenly heard the applause and cheers from Wenwen, Reimu, and Xuebai behind him.

"Good job! Hey! Where are you going to cut, Kiriko? It's too dangerous! Cut the breasts! Yes, those two lumps of fat!"

"Asuna! Yes! Stab her to death, poke her! Make her want to bet on the master every time!"

"It feels so good! Fighting for the favor of a man, good lesbian friends love and hate each other! This can definitely make headlines!"

"What kind of news is this? If you want to use it, use it in the plot of my novel. Wait! This should be published as a book! Where's Kaguya! Call Kaguya-san here!"

"It's not a book about boys loving and hating each other, so I give a bad review."

Such remarks were simply outrageous. Rin couldn't help but cover her face: "Jin Gong Rin, ah Jin Gong Rin, give up, they are all a bunch of shameless people, haven't you seen enough in the game?"

After comforting himself in this way, Lin turned and left the battlefield, heading towards the villa where Shenqi was.

The more important thing in the short term is still the battle with the Girls' Kingdom.

There was a lovely and beautiful blonde girl wandering outside Shenqi's villa. She was the caring little girl who kept saying that she hated Shenqi but still cared about her mother very much.

"Alice."

"Father, I..."

"Go in if you want. Shenqi is quite pitiful right now. She must want to see you very much."

Alice put her arm around Rin and walked a few steps away before saying, "Let's wait until mother gets better... I'm afraid we'll have another fight. Father, is there any progress in the treatment?"

"No, I don't even have a clue. Hey, Shenqi's illness is very strange. Since Yonglin can't find a cure in the short term, I suspect it's not a physical problem. Hmm... But Shenqi said that there is no damage to her body."

"Original body?"

Seeing Alice's confused face, Lin guessed that she might not know the mysterious connection between Shenqi and Daimao. After hesitating for a while, he patted her head and said, "It's just a joke, teasing your mother's Daimao."

"Stupid... Mao..."

Alice suddenly stood there in a daze, but Rin didn't notice and continued, "Well, isn't her ahoge hair very important?"

He took another step forward, and was suddenly grabbed by Alice's clothes. He turned around and saw her with a strange look on her face: "Um, father, mother's stupidity, stupidity, could it be the key to the treatment?"

“Uh, that’s hard to say.”

"..."

"Alice, what's wrong with you? You look weird."

Her smile was very forced, and after hesitating for a long time, she said, "Before I ran away from home, I secretly pulled out a strand of my mother's hair and tied it up on the side..."

"??!!"

"I... I heard from others that if you keep the most precious things of your family with you, the family will never be separated. Father, did I do something wrong?"

It turns out that there is something wrong with Shenqi's body! Is it possible that the hair that Alice pulled out is exactly the memory area of ​​Shenqi? !

Damn, this explanation makes sense!

Lin's thoughts came to light instantly. Seeing Alice's flustered and apologetic look, he casually patted her shoulder and said, "You think too much. There is no such nonsense."

Alice was encouraged and indeed calmed down a lot.

"But, you also know that the hair is Shenqi's precious thing. If Shenqi didn't suffer from intermittent amnesia, she would be heartbroken now." Lin stretched out his hand and pinched Alice's nose. "Give me the hair, and I will secretly return it to Shenqi. Whatever you want, Daddy will buy it for you, whether it's Azathoth in the sky, Nyarlathotep on the earth, or even Cthulhu in the sea, I will catch it for you!"

"puff!"

Alice couldn't help but laugh out loud, and after thinking for a while, she reached into her purse, opened the innermost layer, took out a sturdy...Aho-Male, and handed it to Rin.

"Although I know that Father is just trying to coax Alice, but... I love Father the most!!!"

Reaching out her daughter's beloved Rin, she took over Aidan's hair with a smug look and ruffled Alice's golden hair: "Okay, dear, go back and make the dolls. Have you started making the seven Rose Maidens and Night Night that I told you about last time?"

"Well, the sketch hasn't started yet. Father, please be busy first. Alice will also start drawing."

Alice, in a cheerful mood, took a few steps, then turned around and waved at Lin, tilting her head and smiling: "Father, don't forget the promise you just made. As an elder, you can't break your promise."

"I know, I know!"

Rin and Alice waved goodbye and watched her leave, then they clutched Daifuku tightly in their hands and walked towards the villa.

Poor Shenqi was playing a board game with Mengzi. On average, every eight or nine minutes, he would forget everything that happened in the previous eight or nine minutes. Shenqi would use the excuse of not remembering anything to regret various moves, which made people sigh at the poor quality of the game.

Seeing Rin coming in, Mengzi quickly stood up and bowed slightly to Rin: "Master Jingu, are you going to start the evening treatment?"

"Ah."

"Then I will take my leave first."

Seeing that Mengzi was about to leave, Lin quickly added: "No, no, I don't have any force. If there is an emergency, I will need your help to deal with it."

"I understand."

Let Shenqi, who had lost a single hair and looked a little silly, lie down flat. Lin reached out to untie the hair tie that held her hair together and touched it with some curiosity.

As soon as he touched her, Shenqi's face turned red, her whole body began to tremble, and her eyes were watery. She looked just like Lianlian and Xiaowu who had their other eyes touched. He was so scared that he quickly withdrew his hand.

Ahem, it seems that no matter what kind of girl she is, you can’t touch her true body.

Having reached a profound conclusion, Rin nodded to herself, spread out her palm, and was about to ask Yumeko if there was any way to transplant the silver hair to her ahoge area, but the silver hair on her hand floated up by itself.

The trembling silver hair directly penetrated into Shenqi's ahoge area, and then merged with the other ahoge areas, as if it had never left.

"Hey, hey, hey?! What did you do to my head? Why do I suddenly feel... hmm." Shenqi rubbed his head and sat up, "I feel refreshed!"

Mengzi saw Lin's movements clearly, but put her doubts back in her stomach and quickly approached Shenqi: "My king, are you feeling better now?"

"Yeah... it's a pity that I still can't remember what happened before."

"Ahem, this is normal, because the middle part of the memory has no storage medium..."

Seeing the two girls staring at each other in confusion, Lin had no idea of ​​explaining. Shenqishao's ahoge was like a mobile hard drive that stored memories. Once it was taken away, there was of course no place to put the memories.

"In short, it depends on what happens next."

Lin poured a basin of cold water on her, and Shenqi's smile gradually disappeared. She lowered her head and looked a little discouraged. Mengzi, who was standing next to her, picked up the hairband to help her tie up her ahoge, and then she looked happy again.

……

The first day of treatment passed happily. On the afternoon of the second day, when the whole day was over, Lin asked about Shenqi's condition. As expected, there was no amnesia that day.

All the X-country members were deeply encouraged and welcomed the second day after the treatment with great anticipation, and they remained sober.

Until the third day, except for one time that Shenqi himself defined as normal amnesia (actually it was caused by being served with a frying pan), there were no other cases of amnesia.

Shenqi was of course aware of the state of his own mental state, and he did not wait too long before making sure that he had recovered from the treatment and went to see Lin that night.

"Thank you so much, Rin. I think it should be fine. It looks like Eirin lost the bet this time."

Lin nodded expressionlessly. Victory was so easy and effortless, but it was also a bit lonely.

"But, I heard from Mengzi that you seemed to have found a strand of my hair? Can you tell me where you got it from?"

As an important thing to Shenqi besides her precious daughter, she naturally has the right to ask, but Lin is not the kind of person who would sell out his daughter casually. She remained expressionless and said calmly: "Your daughter, Alice, asked someone to send it to me, saying that she hopes it will be helpful in treating you. It seems... she still cares about you very much."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

It was fine if Alice wasn't mentioned, but as soon as she was mentioned she broke down and started crying: "My Alice, wow! Why didn't you just come to mommy? balabalabala"

These were all legitimate remarks from a man who was obsessed with his daughter. Rin found an excuse to leave quickly to avoid being brainwashed by Shinki and becoming a ghost father.

Victory in this match was crucial, as it meant that Yonglin would be a staff member of their X Country in the future, and it also meant that X Country and the Girls Country would have to play an extra match.

But, for Yonglin, it's all worth it!

It’s hard to imagine what chaos the Girls’ Kingdom will be in when Shenqi announces her victory. Well, it’s better not to look for Sister Youxiang and Sister Zi for now to avoid being bombarded.

"Okay! Let's toast to victory!!!"

Rin raised the cup, looked around at her harem, and cheered loudly. The girls around her looked at each other in confusion. Reimu coughed dryly and said, "Um, Master, since we are celebrating, can you replace the juice with wine?"

Lin paused for a moment, remained silent for a while, thought about his alcohol tolerance, and said in a deep voice: "No way! You guys, are you eighteen hundred years old? You are underage and you have the nerve to drink?? Ahem, Luo Luo and Kaguya, I'm not talking about you, you are free to do whatever you want, everyone else, replace the wine with juice immediately!"

Under the rule of the tyrant, the subjects are miserable and can only intensify their efforts to tease Rin with words in front of Kaguya. When a big battle seems inevitable, the guards suddenly report that Yuyuko is coming!

Lin looked at the table full of dishes that had not been eaten yet, and his expression suddenly changed: "Quick! Put away the dishes quickly and go out with me to welcome..."

"Xiao Lin~~~ I'm here!"

A hungry princess floated in with a smile on her face, shaking her breasts, making the other girls jealous.

"Ahem, Youyouzi, good afternoon..."

"All right."

Although she was greeting, Youyouzi's eyes were always on the table. She clapped her hands lightly, and smiled gently and cutely: "What a coincidence, can I join your party??"

Lin covered his face in pain: "Of course... I can't! We have important military and national affairs to discuss, it's inconvenient to have you here."

"Ah, don't say that, Rin-chan. I came here with the intention of establishing friendly relations between the Girls' Country and the X Country!"

Nothing can stop a foodie.

"…Sit down. Please sit down."

Youyouzi squeezed in and sat next to him, devouring the food like a whirlwind. Rin could only sit aside and watch, mumbling for a while, "Um, Youyouzi, is it your turn to appear in the next game?"

"It seems that Xiaolin has already guessed it. Well, I will indeed play in the next game."

Bayi Eirin has already failed, which is a big blow to the Girls' Kingdom, and it also puts away the consciousness of the rival, so it is only natural to send out the trump card next.

After that, I didn't get any information out of this ghost who seemed silly but was actually cunning. At most, I knew about Yiji's dark history, such as she was scared half to death when she first came to the Girls' Kingdom to become her apprentice.

After more than three quarters of the celebration banquet had been finished by Youyouko, there was nothing on the table except plates, chopsticks and quilts. Rin silently sent away this sociable ghost who was eating and drinking for free. When he came back, he saw Youmu trembling with a livid face.

"It's... it's terrible. Lady Youyouzi, with so much food, she actually said she was just warming up... Grandpa was right."

Everyone else nodded with lingering fear, but Kaguya, who knew Yuyuko herself, disagreed. In her opinion, women, any middle-aged woman, would have some problems.

"Well, I think the most pitiful one should be Mr. Youyouko's cook."

Youmu said this with emotion and Rin followed suit and patted her shoulder with pity, not having the heart to tell her the truth.

Hey, so they are obviously the same person, just in different world lines, but their fates have changed drastically. One is the general uke in Gensokyo, who runs around every day for food for Youyuko. If it weren't for the help from Sister Murasaki and himself, Youmu's odd jobs and hell's wages would simply not be enough to support Youyuko.

The other one is much better. Even though he is a futanari, he can still have true love. He is fed porridge every day and his belly becomes round. He can also give birth to a child and live a happy life.

"Master! Master?"

Being shaken vigorously by Wenwen and Tongzi, Lin woke up from thinking about how to feed porridge to a girl more effectively, and tilted his head in confusion: "What are you doing, so irritable?"

"Master, you heard it too. The next game is an eating contest, but Thor, the biggest eater in our country, is not here. What should we do?"

Wenwen looked at the flustered Tongzi with disdain, and felt more and more how difficult it was to be a pillar of the country and a trusted minister who was not easily affected by praise or criticism, and who was a man of both civil and military talents. And she was also very proud of herself as a representative of important ministers.

"Kiriko, you don't look like a general at all. You look so effeminate. You should find someone to marry right away and don't embarrass yourself. I think Asuna is a good one."

"You damn crow! I see you think you have too many feathers and want to get them plucked, right?!"

Lin was already used to this kind of behavior where people would quarrel over a disagreement and then show their weapons when they couldn't win the argument. He didn't have any intention of adjusting the situation. He stroked his chin and took out his pocket watch to check the time.

"Sakuya, when Fran wakes up, tell me, I have something to arrange."