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Chapter 84: Marry Marisa... No, Yanma Ai

"Cough cough..."

Seeing the scary props, MuQ started coughing, his face turned pale and bloodless, and he almost died.

"You... you guys, look at how angry Muq is! Can you take responsibility if something happens to her?! Marisa, which room did you find her in?"

Marisa finally realized that something was wrong and hid the new mushroom behind her. She smiled foolishly, "How would I know what your room looked like? I saw the window was open and went in. Um... every room looks the same, I can't tell them apart."

Lin was still extremely heartbroken. She glanced at her subjects, and all the purity, innocence and kindness she once felt was gone. If he knew who had hidden such a thing, he would kill her!

Oh, anyway, it couldn't be Kaguya's. It wasn't because Kaguya and he were in the same room, but because the mushroom was of no use at all. The two of them preferred to play with another kind. Remi and Franmeu were still children, so it was even more impossible. So it was most likely the girls in front of him.

Tongzi also felt a little embarrassed as a girl, so she turned her head away. However, she was kind-hearted and pure, and only wanted to overthrow her master. She had never been involved in any mess, so she couldn't help but speak up to defend him: "Master, the State Guesthouse is not just ours. Some officials and staff of the Gambling Country live here. How can you conclude that this thing belongs to us?"

"That's what I mean, my Lord!"

As soon as Wenwen finished speaking, Lingmeng also took over the conversation: "Do we still need that thing when we have the meal ticket? Last time, I seemed to hear... um, who said that you are big and good at sex, so people here will not go far away to find someone who is close to you."

Compared to Kiriko's reasons, Rin immediately believed Reimu's excuse. After all... this excuse sounded much better, ahem.

Come to think of it, the quality of this fake mushroom is a high-priced treasure, and the employees definitely can't afford it. Who knows, it might be made by those gays in the gambling country, maybe...

"Ahem, sorry for being a little impulsive just now. As your lord, I should care about you both physically and mentally. Okay, okay, now that it's over, let's not talk about that. Someone, come! Burn this fake mushroom for me."

"Cough cough cough...Huff." MuQ coughed, his asthma getting worse and worse. He stretched out his hand towards Lin and wanted to say something but couldn't speak because of the severe coughing and wheezing.

The little devil was still reading in the library in X country, Sakuya was not indoors either, Xuebai had gone out to collect materials, and MuQ, who was on good terms with her, was left unattended with Luo Luo supporting her, looking extremely pitiful, and Rin quickly stepped forward to help her smooth her back.

"Okay, okay, I know you're also very sad about this, but it's not necessarily one of us anymore now that things have passed, so don't be angry with yourself and go back and rest."

"That... mushroom... I... I..."

Seeing that MuQ was about to faint, the group of people didn't bother to condemn the fake mushrooms and hurriedly treated MuQ.

Marisa looked around and saw no one noticed her, so she quickly stuffed the mushroom back into her pocket. She pulled Alice and curled her lips, "As expected, there are so many troubles in the royal family. It's just a mushroom, isn't it? Why is there such a fuss over it? Hey, maybe it's another bad omen like the royal rumor and the paper figurine."

Alice, who was as pure as she was, of course had no idea what that thing was. She nodded in confusion, "Maybe. I heard that some royal families are quite particular about it. But, Marisa, father said to burn that. You should go and burn it now."

"Ahem, I know, I know."

Hei Bai smiled awkwardly, but didn't seem to care. When he saw everyone else leave, he also quietly slipped away.

Ten minutes later, Mu Q woke up, sat up from the bed, looked around, and found no one in the room. He immediately covered his chest with his hands in pain.

"Ahhhhh, my... I just bought it, sob ...

"Boom."

As soon as he finished speaking, a black and white mouse rolled down from the window, quickly got up from the ground, and picked up the witch's hat.

"Um, sorry I took the wrong road. I'm leaving first, DA☆ZE!"

"You...you thief! Stop right there!"

When poor Patchouli thought about the high-end luxury goods she had secretly bought with her hard-earned money, which were stolen and finally destroyed before she could even compare them with other goods to open the door to the BL world, she was so angry that she was out of breath. She subconsciously chanted a spell, and a sea of ​​fireballs flew towards Hei Bai, who was running away in fear.

Rin, who was making dolls with Alice, heard the rumbling explosions outside, as well as Heibai's shouting and MuQ's cursing. She immediately realized that Heibai was probably following history and harem inertia and stole other people's things, so they were being hunted down.

Hearing Heibai's scream, the knife in Alice's hand trembled and she frowned. Rin asked with concern: "Heibai... Marisa seems to be in trouble. Don't you want to go and check it out?"

"No, it's too noisy! And it's enough to have father here!"

Rin felt happy as he finally felt the advantages of being a father, and continued to lie down and read the book written by Kaguya.

……

On the other side, Eirin waved to Yiki with a stern face.

When Yiji came over with the plate, Yonglin carefully put on gloves and carefully took out a tuft of alopecia from the plate.

"Yiji, is this tuft of hair taken care of?"

"Yes, everything is as you said, teacher. Both the exorcism and disinfection have been completed."

"Ah."

Yonglin trusted two disciples, Yiji and Fengji, the most. He nodded with satisfaction, looked at the sleeping Shenqi, and prepared to transplant the tuft of hair back.

Whether it was the brain or the body, her operations were all successful. She smiled slightly, feeling very pleased with herself. "When she wakes up, call me. I will take good care of her during this period. No one is allowed to visit her."

"Good teacher."

The next day, while the State Guesthouse was still filled with an atmosphere of laziness and idleness, Bayi Yonglin's Medicine King Palace had become busy and thriving.

Early in the morning, Shenqi appeared in front of Yonglin in high spirits. While rubbing his head, he asked curiously, "Um, Yonglin, is the operation completed?"

Yonglin nodded, but did not stop the work of preparing the medicine, as if he had just cured an ordinary patient, and his medical ethics remained intact.

"It will take at least two or three days to see the progress of the treatment. If the amnesia has been completely cured, the treatment time will be two and a half days from the day before yesterday to today."

Yonglin emphasized the time she would take to complete the treatment, and continued to mix the potion. Shenqi, who was standing by, looked at the colorful and blue potion in her hand and asked curiously, "What potion are you making now?"

"The idea is to use a potion to develop the body's potential, named Wind Element Charging Potion. However, the specific effect will not be known until it is completed. It is still in the experimental stage. Emmm

If you don't want to try the medicine, can you leave first?"

"Ouch, sorry for the rudeness."

Shenqi walked out of her medical room, looked left and right, and finally found Mengzi's voice in the corner. She called out, shook her head and asked, "Have you found Alice?"

"Not yet, but according to investigation, Her Royal Highness the Princess should have come to the Girls' Country. I believe she will be found soon."

"Wow, why can't I find you yet, Alice? Mommy misses you so much."

Shenqi, who was so heartbroken that she could hardly breathe, immediately felt some pain in her brain. Mengzi beside her hurriedly advised: "Lord Yonglin said that your mental state should not be too extreme. My king, please pay attention!"

"Yes, I understand."

……

At this time, Rin was watching outside the game center. Kaguya did not go home all night, which made Rin, who originally didn't care much, a little worried. She asked Youmu to lead the way to the game room where Kaguya was playing.

"Are you sure this is the place?"

"Master, this is it!"

Youmu was wearing a mask and a hat, and looked around nervously. She really would rather her mochi died than to experience encountering words like "Huh? This girl looks like Shizuki-kun" on the street or having an uncle strike up a conversation with her for no apparent reason.

"Damn it, they are clearly not alike at all, why do you have to treat them as similar?"

Youmu muttered to himself, looked at Rin's back, and became indignant. He wondered if he should find an opportunity to take revenge.

Rin pushed open the door of the game center, looked around, and finally found the box where Kaguya and Mekou were playing. The two were still concentrating on playing the magic game, and they didn't react even when Rin slammed the door shut.

Looking up at the battle screen, the two were playing King of Fighters. Kaguya was in the upper hand, but Meikou's skills were just okay and she was fighting hard.

Then, as expected, he was KO'd again.

The two of them quit the game, and Kaguya proudly shook her finger at Meihong: "Newbie, the score is 165 to 1 so far. It looks like you are doomed to lose. Ahaha, do you want me to give you a few moves?"

"You don't have a few of those things, what the hell! Just wait and see, I don't believe this evil... Eh? Lin? Long time no see."

Hearing Meihong's greeting, Kaguya quickly turned around, looked at Rin happily, and was about to throw herself into his arms after calling "Husband".

Lin looked at her with disheveled hair and lifeless eyes. The area around her eyes was blue, just like Yongyi. She blocked it with her hand in disgust: "Look at you! It's embarrassing for Zhengjier."

Those who say that you should be happy if you can marry the most beautiful princess in the East or you may get hacked to death when you go out are just talking without any consideration. Look at this girl, she doesn't look like a princess at all.

Her dead neet habits can never be eliminated. Not only does she not have the temperament of a princess, but even her appearance, which she was so proud of, is still as ethereal as a panda. How can she be beautiful at all... This... This is exactly the difference between a seller's show and a buyer's show!

Of course, I won't give my wife away. I just want to advise you all not to be so envious that you want to marry a neet or a purple mom so that your career in the second dimension will not be in vain. There is still a big gap between the reality and the dream, and I'm afraid most people can't tolerate it at all.

Well, to put it bluntly, Kaguya and Murasaki are mine and no one can take them away from me.

"Alright, alright, let's pause the game. You guys must have been hungry for a long time. Let's go have a meal and clear up the misunderstanding, then have a good rest and continue the game tomorrow."

The conflict between Kaguya and Kou is irreversible. Even if the misunderstanding is gone, it doesn't mean that their relationship will get better. Instead of letting them fight to the death and finally turn it into a pot of offal soup for Rin to eat, it is better to fight in the game safely and educationally.

Seeing the truth clearly, Rin turned off the magic game between the two, took Kaguya's hand, and nodded to Meihong: "Let's go, I know a Chinese restaurant with a great view."

After walking out of the arcade, Rin searched for Youmu for a long time but still couldn't find him. She was so angry that her teeth were itching: "This girl actually neglected her duties. I overestimated her loyalty. She is really not as good as Kame! Deduct money!"

From now on, I won’t talk about "椛椛" anymore, I’ll talk about "半灵" instead!

With the two immortal members Kaguya and Koharu, Rin came to the restaurant where he met Asuna and Alice last time. He found a private room and ordered a large table of dishes in one go because he was afraid that the two girls would be hungry.

"Look at you, pay attention!"

While helping Kaguya with her hair, Rin complained a few words and then helped her massage her eyes. Thanks to the fact that Kaguya was wearing a shabby sportswear and her face looked like a otaku, she didn't cause a commotion on the street.

"Hmm." Kaguya closed her eyes and leaned against Rin, looking very happy. "If I don't do this, Rin, you won't have the chance to serve me."

"Wow! Do you have any shame?"

"Why not? Look at this most beautiful, adorable, and pretty face of mine. Who would be willing to give it up?"

"If narcissism can be considered a kind of beauty, then Your Highness, you are indeed so beautiful that you can overwhelm the whole country and even collapse the continent..."

The two of them were bickering sweetly with each other, and even from the State Guesthouse one could smell the stench of their affectionate display from a distance, not to mention Turkey Feast, whose eyes were wide open and furious at the pouring dog food.

Fortunately, two dishes were served soon. Poor Meihong immediately turned her jealousy into appetite and started eating with big mouthfuls, as if she would not stop until she had eaten the two loving couples bankrupt.

"My dear husband, I want to eat that."

Whichever dish the princess pointed to, Rin, the doting husband, would help her pick it up. In the end, Kaguya didn't even need to ask for anything. Just a simple pointing or a glance would make her understand that he didn't eat much and was only busy serving his wife.

The poor last remaining mantis shrimp was torn into pieces by the four chopsticks of Lin and Meihong, and finally faced the fate of having no body left.

"Oh, by the way, Kaguya, I need to explain the reason why you and Meihong had a conflict before?"

Kaguya glanced at Meihong and pouted in disdain: "Rin, you don't need to explain. I know how you could possibly fall for such a dull-witted tomboy who has no femininity at all. I just disciplined her because I was annoyed with her."

The first sentence is reasonable, and the second sentence is willful and reckless. This is probably Kaguya.

"You damn neet, aren't you just relying on your gaming skills? What a joke, what kind of expertise is that? Can you even show it off?"

"Haha, you keep saying that you can't put it on the table, but didn't you bump into the cage yourself? I'm afraid you'll still be stubborn even if you're bumped into the pot and become a dish, right?"

"Am I afraid of you?!"

Seeing that Meihong had been bullied into rolling up her sleeves and preparing to fight, Lin quickly waved his hand and said, "Alright, stop arguing and eat quickly."

"Why should I listen to you?!"

"Because I'm your brother-in-law!"

Meihong's spirit was greatly reduced by these words. After hesitating for a long time, she sat down, as obedient as a cock.

"You haven't even started yet. Why are you acting like a parent?"

Along with Meihong's mumbling was Kaguya's puzzled question, "Brother-in-law? What's going on?"

"I'll tell you when I get back. It's not something particularly important."

"Oh."

Thinking that Rin's harem contained a bunch of fiancées who were used to consolidate the king's power, Kaguya treated them as nothing more than a mere existence. Even though she felt a little resentful, it was not unacceptable. She just worked harder to take care of Rin, including feeding her.

"Ah, Meihong, I haven't seen you before and I haven't had the chance to ask you, is there something important that you came to see me about?"

"!Wow! I almost forgot!"

Putting down her chopsticks in a hurry and wiping her mouth, Meihong ignored Kaguya who fell into Lin's arms and made faces at her like a proud child. She said in a low voice with a serious expression, "My eldest sister asked me to tell you something. She is considering proposing to me. In order to verify your sincerity, you need to meet three conditions."

Meihong said, sighing: "In my opinion, these three conditions are really difficult... Let alone you, a powerless pretty boy, even the idiot in your arms would be difficult to deal with..."

"...Well, we are strangers after all, so it is understandable. It's okay, Meihong, you can tell me the conditions first."

"First, I heard that our goddess of creation has an object that can cleanse a person's soul. Even the most vicious person will become a good person with a heart full of good intentions after obtaining the divine object. My first condition is that you must find this object."

"Second, there is a rabbit on the continent that is said to be the luckiest, but no one has been able to find it for tens of thousands of years. The second condition is to catch this lucky rabbit named Di and show it to Big Sister."

"Third, outside the continent is all ocean. Deep in the ocean, there is a terrifying beast called Leviathan. It is the overlord of the ocean and has been wreaking havoc for tens of thousands of years. Fishermen and ships on long voyages have suffered greatly from it. So, the last condition is to get rid of Leviathan."

"..."

Lin was silent for a while, feeling... it's not particularly difficult. The most difficult one should be the first one. As for the third one, although Leviathan is powerful enough to fight against gods, it is still weaker than the Dragon God. If it doesn't work, the wishing machine can call Qingguo for help.

Secondly, his luck is much higher than the Emperor's, so it is not too difficult to find it, and the wishing machine can definitely do this.

On the contrary, the first one involves the Yin God, which is definitely out of specification. The wishing machine is invalid, and this thing is just a legend. It is a question whether it exists or not, and it is also the most difficult to find.

But... speaking of Leviathan, wow! Could it be the baby Leviathan that I killed before? And then, is it here to seek revenge?