Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"What is two hundred and thirty-three plus two hundred and thirty-three?"

With these words, Cirno, who was flying over, stopped in mid-air. She counted carefully with her fingers: "One, two, three... nine, nine, nine."

"..." Lin suddenly panicked, covering his face in pain, wanting to run away, "It's over, it's over, this time Wisdom ⑨ has become Idiot ⑨, will I be caught as a suspect, woc, it's over!"

Putting his hands down from his face, Lin looked left and right, and hurried to the window. It was the top floor of the eighteenth floor, and jumping from here would still depend on luck.

So panic!

"Ah! I figured it out. The answer is 9!"

Cirno excitedly flew to Rin's side, tugged at his clothes, and excitedly shouted, "Tell me, is the answer ⑨?!"

Although Chun⑨ was small, he was very strong. He pulled hard and tore a piece of cloth off Lin's clothes.

"Okay, even if it is... stop talking nonsense! If you keep talking nonsense, I will throw you into the stove!"

"Wow! I really am the smartest!"

After successfully escaping from Cirno's clutches, Rin looked at his clothes with a pained look. After all, they were specially designed and made for him by the most famous designer in the entire continent. It was a pain to have this one piece of clothing scrapped.

No, no, clothes are not the most important thing now. The most important thing is that wisdom ⑨ becomes stupid ⑨. What will happen to Dianhaigang Huang College in the future? What will happen to the country of wisdom? What will happen to the education industry in the whole continent? !

If he couldn't wash himself clean even by jumping into the Nile River, wouldn't he be regarded as an eternal sinner by people all over the continent?

Feeling uneasy, Lin looked up at the electric therapy stick on the table, stunned for a few seconds, reached out to grab the stick, thought for a while, and then Cirno happened to fly in front of her again, so she decided to give it a try, turned on the power switch of the electric therapy stick, and pointed it towards Cirno's head.

The electric current seemed to be attracted by a mysterious force, and another arc was generated, which directly penetrated into Cirno's brain and transmitted the current to her.

After estimating that the time was about the same as last time, Lin turned off the power and caught Xiao ⑨ who was falling in mid-air.

Maybe because of her experience, Cirno woke up very quickly this time. In less than two seconds, she opened her eyes and pushed up her glasses: "...What happened just now...You...You, you can even...I...I..."

Seeing that Wisdom ⑨, who was not even as big as a pillow, was screaming at being molested, Rin felt even more panicked than before when this guy was turned into a staff. He turned on the electric therapy stick again and performed electric therapy on Cirno's head again.

Even if someone accuses him of electrocuting the principal into a stick, he must not be slandered as fucking him. Who can tolerate that?

"Wow! Stupid human, what just happened?"

Cirno, who had become stupid again, stepped on Rin's shoulders, lay on his head, and asked curiously.

"fine……"

Finding that electrotherapy had a miraculous effect on Cirno, and that it was just like Yumeko's frying pan, Rin breathed a sigh of relief, carried her down, placed her on a chair, and then... turned on the power switch again.

"Hmm, my head... hurts a little. Jingu-kun, where were we just talking about?"

Seeing that everything was back on track, Lin breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his head: "Mentioned...providing support for the construction of my national academy."

Wisdom ⑨ slapped his head and said, "Ah, then, let's discuss it in detail."

Afterwards, the two had a more in-depth exchange on the issue of teachers and school philosophy. About an hour later, Lin left the principal's office. Before leaving, he asked for the electrotherapy stick as a gift and used up the storage space to avoid future troubles.

Well, when I’m bored in the future, maybe I can summon Stupid ⑨ to play with me.

He returned to the Yamaguchiyama Group headquarters and jumped off the carriage. As he reached the gate, he saw Mugino walking towards him while checking his sunglasses. After seeing him, he waved his hand.

"Sister Mugino, is the mission going well?"

"Although you are my big boss, but... I'm only 17 years old! Can you show a little respect!?"

Facing the furious Mai Ye Shen Li, Lin scratched his face and tried to change the subject: "Well, the new sunglasses are nice. I saw Mikoto and Kuroko...the two guests I brought last night."

"Ah, I think I saw two guests playing in the garden. Oh, the boss has good taste. Let me tell you about these sunglasses, balalabalbala."

After getting away from Mugino's extravagant show, Rin returned to her and Kaguya's bedroom.

At this time, Kaguya was still reading a fan book. She had changed the bed sheets and quilts, but she didn't show any expression when she saw him come back.

"It's so boring to stay at home all day, let's go out and play?"

“No.” Kaguya turned around and looked at Rin who was sitting on the chair, and rolled her eyes. “A stay-at-home should be like me, staying in the room every day is normal! I will never admit that you are a stay-at-home, stupid Rin, you are definitely lying to me!”

"You're talking nonsense. Besides, I told you that staying at home was a long, long time ago."

Lin was bored and rummaging through the storage space to check his hidden items. He happened to find the swimming trunks that a girl gave him as a birthday present. He then remembered that there was a private swimming pool behind the Yamaguchiyama Group, and he couldn't help but lower his chin in thought.

Just as she took out her swimming trunks, Kaguya suddenly jumped off the bed, hugged Rin from behind, and put her head on his shoulder: "My dear husband, please tell me where I am going on a date first?"

Her long hair made Rin's face a little itchy, and she rubbed Kaguya's face. Rin then said, "Since you don't want to go out, then don't go far. There is a private swimming pool behind the group. Let's go and have fun together?"

"Hmm..." Kaguya tilted her head and thought for a while, "Well, it just so happens that I have the swimsuit I bought last time, but I never had the chance to wear it. Let's go! It's just the two of us~"

Speaking of a world for two, Lin inexplicably felt that playing in the swimming pool...sounded great, too.

Holding hands, they walked to the swimming pool, and sure enough, there was no one inside. The guard also said that only Xiao Hai, Mai Ye and very important guests could enter here. Of course, Rin was the real boss in every sense of the word, and of course she had the right to bring people in and out.

Regardless of whether someone uses it or not, the swimming pool water is cleaned and replaced every day, and the water is clear, transparent and clean.

After being pushed out of the locker room by Kaguya, Rin could only change into swimming trunks next to the pool and do warm-up exercises first.

In fact, Rin hasn't swam in a swimming pool for a long time, mainly because he was tired of studying for a period of time. When he was in the first grade of junior high school, he won the first place in the city's youth league, but it was not something worth boasting about, and it was not even a special skill.

The warm-up exercises had just been completed and the door of the locker room was opened. Kaguya stood at the door, a little concerned about her breasts.

Rin had also seen the swimsuit she was wearing, the black bikini with a crescent moon pattern from the last beach party.

Although her breasts are only B cup, but... her figure is slender and slim, which is extremely pleasing to the eye.

Imitating the posture of the girl in the book, Kaguya slightly raised her right foot and asked with a smile: "My dear husband, how do you think of this set of mine?"

"Well, that's great. Madam looks beautiful no matter what she wears," Rin waved at Kaguya, "Hurry up and warm up. I'll go down and swim two laps first."

“…How perfunctory.”

However, Rin continued these two circles for more than ten times. Kaguya, who was standing on the shore, crossed her arms impatiently, and suddenly thought of an interesting idea.

She pulled out a handful of balloons from the storage space, grabbed one, filled it with water, flipped the water balloon, and threw it at Rin who was swimming back, hitting him right in the head.

"!"

Rin paused, took off his goggles, and looked at Kaguya, who had just finished drinking another one. She smiled sweetly and waved at him, "Idiot, try this!"

Rin was smart and quickly dodged Kaguya's attack and swam towards her.

Water balls hit Rin like cannonballs, making him feel like he was playing Bubble Bobble. He dodged for a while but was still hit by two balls. He finally arrived at the swimming pool and was about to go up the escalator to deal with Kaguya when Her Royal Highness the Princess cleverly jumped down.

Just as Rin turned around, Kaguya threw another water bullet at him on the head, then turned around and ran to the other side. Rin, who had been attacked many times, chased after him in frustration.

Neet, who hadn't used his abilities, couldn't swim as fast as Rin. Before he could climb to the other side, he was caught by Rin and pressed directly onto the escalator.

"We had a lot of fun just now."

"Humph."

Kaguya, who showed no remorse at all, was changed into a different position by Rin, and they faced each other and stared at each other for N seconds.

"...If it's Little Demon Shadow...this knowledge should be...it's about kissing, right?"

"Tsk."

Since his girlfriend had invited him, there was no reason for Lin to refuse, so he simply lowered his head.

Just when the two were in an ambiguous posture, two girls suddenly appeared in front of the swimming pool in the swimming pool.

Kuroko used his spatial ability to bring Mikoto in, and said excitedly, "Do these guys think that we can't get in just because they defend the place? They underestimate me, Shirai Kuroko. Hehe... Onee-sama, let's go change... change... change!"

The two middle school girls, who were probably about 13 or 14 years old, stared at the young couple kissing in the water with their eyes wide open. Their faces turned red and steam came out of their heads.

They are just... the purest young girls who have just taken one step from loli to maiden. Although one of them secretly watches some things that are not suitable for her age, but... she is just a dreamer and has never seen such a scene in real life.

A single man and a single woman were in the water together, one was wearing only swimming trunks, the other was in a bikini, and they were... and they were kissing with such knowledge, it was simply shocking to the extreme.

"..."

Lin quickly turned over and looked at the two half-lolis whose worldviews were shattered. Suddenly... he had a headache.

Heizi blinked, and finally couldn't help asking the question he had been wanting to ask: "Are you...beeping?"

Feeling that Kaguya had completely hidden behind him out of shyness, Rin sighed: "Even if I said it was artificial respiration, you wouldn't believe it, and... this is just a kiss, not a beep... Okay, since you're here, let's swim together."

Chapter 73: Yagi Eirin's Sexual Education Lesson ②

"What... together?!"

Kuroko was panicking but protecting Mikoto with a fearless attitude, as if he was really going to face rape.

To be more precise, it was an expression like, if you want to qj, qj the black guy, I will never let onee-sama get hurt in the slightest.

Kaguya poked her head out from behind Rin and looked at the scene in front of her with a strange expression on her face. She felt as if she had seen it in a book before.

Lin looked at the two lolita girls in front of him with disdain. They had no breasts and no buttocks, and their front and back were flat. She curled her lips and said, "Didn't I tell you, it's just swimming? Don't worry, I'm a family man too, and I'm only interested in my wife. But you're just a junior high school student, and you think so much. You should watch less things that are not conducive to your growth in the future."

"..."

Kuroko clenched his fists angrily and was about to rush over, but was stopped by Mikoto. Turning around, he saw her elder sister smiling awkwardly and saying, "Alright, alright, we came here to fight anyway... If you're disturbing others, let's leave first."

"No." Heizi explained in a low voice, "This is a rare opportunity. We have even prepared our swimsuits... ahem. Besides, this kind of scene is quite common on the beach. Don't mind the dog food. Let's swim together!"

So, under the instigation of Kuroko who actually wanted to retaliate by disturbing the couple's love affair, Mikoto also joined the swimsuit team and staged a happy play of one man and three women in the swimming pool.FLV.

……

They stayed in the Kingdom of Wisdom for about three days, during which they ate, drank, had fun and had sex. After Bilibili and his mount Heizi finished their business, they boarded the private airship that used to belong to the Yamaguchi Shanji Group and is now Lin's. Under the navigation of Captain Drake, they flew towards the capital of the Kingdom of Girls, Guoqi City.

What Rin is about to face now is how to deal with the two super bosses, Sister Murasaki and Sister Youxiang, and live the life of a gigolo, well, that was in front of Kaguya at that time.

The three girls were playing games at this time. Kuroko had two big guys with him who were having so much fun that they were at a loss as to what to do. Rin, who was forbidden to join the game, sat aside, holding a newspaper in her hand and watching the game intently.

This time he mainly read financial newspapers. During this week, the Jingu Group is still developing rapidly. According to Sister Zou, this development will reach a new stage in a week.

Special magic can be used to speed up the fermentation of wine. In a week or two, a bottle of red wine can even reach the storage level of more than ten or twenty years. In this way, when the new wine is released, the wine industry of the Jingu Group will create a new civilized future.

At the same time, the collapse plan of the drinking and fighting country will go a step further.

After the marriage issue in Guoqi City is resolved, the next step is to return to the Gambling Country and officially start the monopoly plan of the Drinking and Fighting Country with Sister Zou.

Speaking of marriage...

Rin looked at Kaguya. It was all his mother-in-law's fault for interfering, otherwise Kaguya would have been his legitimate wife.

At this moment, Kuroko just came out of the magic game, stretched himself and suddenly threw himself on Mikoto: "Ah! Onee-sama is really the strongest!"

"Stop it, Kaguya is obviously not bad either."

Mikoto quit the game and exchanged a glance with Kaguya. Both girls smiled slightly. Their relationship had been developing smoothly from friends to besties.

"Okay, Kaguya-sister is also very good. I'll go get you some juice and you can have another one later."

As he said that, Heizi jumped open the door and ran away humming a song.

Rin thought about it, took out the marriage certificate that had been prepared long ago from the ring, looked at Kaguya, and suddenly hesitated.

In reality, engagement is actually quite casual. The two of them basically just said it casually, and there was not even a proposal process. Although for these girls in Gensokyo, they only care about getting married and have no other impression of engagement and proposal. After all, they are girls living in ancient times.

But it's different for Lin. As a modern teenager who has gone through three years of college entrance exams and five years of mock exams, and whose American TV shows have ruined his worldview and Korean TV shows have been full of melodrama, when he sees other people in love, they all propose and give rings and so on...

The last time he left the Outdated City, Kaguya and Murasaki both gave him rings, but he didn't even return the favor.

and many more……

"Ahem, I'll go out for a while."

Rin, with a puzzled look on his face, opened the door and stopped Kuroko who was holding a glass of juice at the corner.

"Ah, the ape can't wait to drink the juice? But Kuroko's first glass of juice must be given to onee-sama, so you better wait."

Lin pulled Kuroko a little further away from the door, and then asked, "May I ask, in this continent, what does it mean to give a ring to the opposite sex?"

"A ring...either for marriage or as a gift to a loved one, is there any need to ask?"

Kuroko rolled his eyes at him, turned around and left, happily going to deliver juice to the two girls in his room, leaving Lin standing there stupidly, feeling a bit complicated.

It turns out... he had already succeeded in the attack.

Back in the room, Her Royal Highness the Princess had not yet entered the game and was sipping juice.

"Well, ma'am, come out with me for a moment. I have something to tell you."

"Meow?"