Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"In short, I am an agent"

Occupation: Agent of the Ancient Gods

(Note: high risk, no insurance benefits, no salary)

Deputy position: Strike detective

(Note: Very idle, very little work, most of the tasks will cost you money)

Goal: Confess to my sister

In a nutshell, it is a story about an arrogant sister-control agent who stirs up trouble in various worlds.

Chapter 50: The Dragon Helps Me Make a Wish Chicken, Once I Poke the World, There Will Be More to Come

It turns out that if you arrange flowers frequently, you may end up with the flowers doing the opposite.

Rin was completely defenseless and was fucked hard by Youxiang. When he opened his eyes, he found that it was already late at night.

Youxiang was still lying on top of him, and as he sat up, she slid to the side, surrounded by rags of his clothes, and her body was still a little sticky.

Youxiang also woke up slowly, without the panic of the little girl. She frowned and calmly checked her body. She found that there was still some residual power of spring lurking. After trying for a long time and failing to dispel it, she gave up decisively, turned over, pressed Rin down again and grabbed his XX.

In the morning, Lin huddled in the corner of the room naked, looking like a girl who had been bullied. She remained in this state until Youxiang reappeared in the room.

Taking the clothes and panties she threw to him, Rin quickly put them on and finally breathed a sigh of relief. But then something even more embarrassing happened.

Although I'm used to flower arrangement in real life, this is a dream after all, which is equivalent to resetting the favorability. In this case, if they just do it directly, the relationship between the two should be very awkward.

And Youxiang, who was watching him silently, saw him put on his clothes, stepped forward, pinched Lin's chin, stared at his face, looked left and right, and showed an unknown smile: "Not bad, let's go."

"Um, where to?"

"Get married." Youxiang kept walking and said, "Don't worry, I will be responsible."

"..."

Woc, there is such a benefit! ?

Lin was so excited that he almost nodded in agreement, but then he thought about his current status and calmed down immediately: "Well, we can get married, but we have to wait for a while. I still need to go back and tell my family, prepare the three letters and six ceremonies, and follow the rules."

"Well, whatever you want."

It can be seen that Yuuka Kazami has neither resistance nor excitement about this marriage. It seems that she just holds the attitude that she must take responsibility if she forces herself on someone.

Although I have already achieved X, there is still some way to go to improve my favorability.

"Also, take this token, and you can come and go freely in my palace from now on."

Lin took the token that Youxiang threw to him. Both the feel and style were exactly the same as the one Youyouzi gave him, except that the name was changed to Li Wang.

"By the way, Sister Yuka, I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Jingu Rin!"

"Well, even if you don't say it, it will be written in the marriage certificate."

……

After experiencing three major events, Rin's mentality had basically calmed down when he returned to the hotel. The only thing that made him feel a little awkward was the incident with Youxiang.

Life was simple for the next two days. During the day, she played with Yukari and seduced the wise king, causing him to ignore state affairs and harm the country and the people. At night, she discussed the book with Kaguya to improve their relationship. At the same time, she was bombarded with Thor's maid skills and Fran's underage vampire education career.

The day after tomorrow is Yakumo Yukari's birthday, and Rin, who had been in a leisurely mood, is now irritable and uneasy. The reason is very simple: he has not found a suitable gift yet.

The willful girl Zi Ke doesn't want to be as easy to deal with as Zi Ma. She only needs a cake that is big enough to accommodate her age or a lazy bed to let Zi Ma have a perfect birthday. For another girl, if the gift is not satisfactory, her favorability will be reduced.

Now, Lin's face was filled with worry. After playing for several days, she finally remembered the main task and could only search the streets for a suitable gift.

In the past two or three hours, she had already entered several stores, but had not found any interesting gifts that she liked, which made her even more annoyed. Rin quickened her pace across the street and finally stopped in front of a newly opened gift shop.

After all, it is a new store, so there are usually discounts and the things sold are relatively new, so there are quite a few people coming in and out.

Just as Lin was about to step in, there was a sudden commotion inside. Many people screamed and rushed out of the store, and the scene was in chaos.

"Magic bomb! It's a magic bomb, ahhhhhhhhh!"

The screams that came one after another made passers-by panic. Some ran away, while others squatted down with their heads in their hands. The patrolling guards also rushed over here quickly.

A beam of light mixed with orange and red shot out from the window of the gift shop, and hit the bald head of the uncle who was running past the window. It bounced high up and fell again on the breasts of the big R girl who was holding her head and hiding on the ground. After sinking into the breasts, it was bounced out again.

The UFO bounced back and forth after several twists and turns, and finally flew straight towards Lin. Just as it was about to hit his face, it suddenly stopped and floated in front of him, revealing its full appearance.

It was an orange-yellow translucent bead with a red five-pointed star in the middle. It looked quite familiar.

Lin subconsciously reached out his hand, grabbed the bead, shook it, and found it felt pretty good. The sparkling light was pretty beautiful, so he stuffed it into his pocket and turned away.

After visiting several stores, he still couldn't find a suitable gift. Rin was wandering in the city and unknowingly walked to the vegetable market. After realizing that he had taken the wrong road, he turned around and was about to leave, but the beads in his pocket suddenly vibrated.

After taking out the beads, they were indeed flashing with light and a little hot. Out of curiosity, Lin held the beads and walked into the vegetable market, walking all the way, and finally stopped in front of the poultry market.

Once here, the flashing frequency of the beads reached a peak, and Lin turned his head and looked around.

"Giggle!"

The old hen that was incubating eggs suddenly flapped its wings and flew up, clucking at the top of its lungs. At the same time, a huge egg emerged from a pile of eggs and flew towards Lin.

Looking at the bead with two stars floating in front of her eyes, Rin's heart was beating fast.

Hey, who the hell is in the mood to play the game of collecting dragon balls to summon a dragon now? It’s annoying enough already, okay?

Grabbing the beads and throwing them into his pocket, Rin decided to ignore them for now and continue choosing a birthday present for his wife.

I had just walked out of the vegetable market and had only taken two steps when my toes accidentally kicked something. I looked down and saw another dragon ball.

God knows why these things didn’t appear earlier or later, but popped up when he was in a hurry.

Lin picked up the bead that was lying quietly at his feet and continued moving forward.

He basically walked around all the streets in the New City and West City. Although he found some interesting things, they did not satisfy Rin as a birthday gift.

The main reason why it is difficult to choose a gift for Zi is her hobbies. The hobbies of his other girlfriends are quite obvious, for example, Youxiang likes to drink Yakult and grow many flowers, Kaguya likes all kinds of otaku games, etc., but Zi is the only one who has no particular favorite.

Old Zi has a hobby of peeping, sleeping, and making trouble, so she can get some gifts. Young Zi is basically an ordinary female high school student. She likes a lot of things, but she can't pick out her favorite one. Therefore, choosing a gift is the most difficult. There is no gift that can brighten people's eyes and make girls love it.

After a round of wandering without any satisfactory results, seeing that it was already past evening, the disheartened Lin reached out his hand, caught the fifth dragon ball that fell from the sky, and left the Outdated City on the Monster Car.

During the day, I heard that there was a retro market far away from the Obsolete City, which sold things that could not be found in the city market. Lin decided to try his luck in the market.

If there is really no other choice, you can only choose a tall one among a group of short people, and pick a furry pet that you like as a gift. I heard that girls will like it more or less.

However, it took an hour to get to Laofang City, but Lin was extremely disappointed when he entered.

This is just an ordinary monster market. When Lin traveled back to more than a thousand years ago, he had seen this kind of market at least ten times. They sold all kinds of weird things, and he didn't think girls would like it.

After a rough look, he was sure that the items sold here were all antiques and there was nothing particularly noteworthy. Lin walked through the market and found a nearby station, ready to wait for the Warcraft car to return to the Qi City.

After waiting for a while, the car still didn't come. A night sparrow flew over Lin's head, and the beads in its claws slipped down and fell into Lin's pocket.

This time, six Dragon Balls have been collected, filling both pockets of Rin's clothes, making them bulge.

The six beads vibrated continuously, emitting a strong light through Lin's pocket in the dark night. It seemed that there was another bead nearby, which was why the induction phenomenon was so intense.

Lin originally wanted to go home, but suddenly changed his plan.

Anyway, I have already collected six, and there is one nearby, so I might as well collect them all and see what the watermelon trick is.

So Rin started searching nearby until they came to a lake, where the flashing rate of the beads reached its highest level.

He stood on the shore and looked out at the sparkling lake. Sure enough, there was a little orange light in the distance, approaching him from afar.

Not long after, a carp swam to the shore with the bead on its head. The bead floated into the air and slowly fell into Lin's palm.

Now, all seven dragon balls have been collected, and it’s time to summon the dragon. I feel a little excited just thinking about it.

He took out the other dragon balls from his pocket. After the seven balls left Rin's hand, they all flew in the air and began to rotate around one of them.

As the speed of rotation increased, the light formed became brighter and brighter, and finally completely enveloped the entire space area including Rin.

In the golden light, the girl's outline gradually took shape, a petite body, twin ponytails... and a hat.

Wait...I suddenly have a bad feeling.

Rin, who was originally waiting for the appearance of the dragon, suddenly had a sluggish face. Looking at the little kappa in front of him, he felt that he might as well have fed all his expectations to Kameka from the beginning.

"Congratulations to the player for collecting all seven Dragon Balls. You can get a gift from Kappa Heavy Industries~"

Kawajo Horitori made a scissors gesture and acted cute in front of Rin: "At the same time, you can also obtain the qualification to drive the inside of the new model Mirage Tank as an encouragement."

"Where's my dragon?! I promised to collect all the dragon balls and summon the dragon to make a wish! Even if I can't make a wish, at least I have to get a dragon, right?!"

Feeling Rin's anger, Kawajo Hedo took a timid step back, her commercial lines and smile no longer present.

"Um... this is a game prop we made using a mysterious substance from an unknown source. This real-life treasure hunt game has just been put into testing today. We have never heard of a dragon."

While Kawajo Hedori was frantically explaining the development plan for the beta version of the treasure hunt game, Rin noticed that there was a blue light shining above her head.

This mysterious green light began to rise into the sky, and finally reached a height of more than ten meters. The light stretched and became larger and larger, and finally turned into the outline of an Eastern Dragon.

As the light faded, a thick green dragon tail swept Kawajo Hequ directly away, and disappeared into the air with her scream.

After the poor kappa flew into the sky and disappeared, the light dissipated, passionate music sounded, and a majestic green dragon circled, staring at Lin in mid-air.

This familiar face and golden eyes are none other than Rin's real-life pet, Gensokyo Dragon God Aoko.

She didn't seem to notice that she had swept a kappa away before. She stared at Lin with sharp eyes, opened her huge mouth and uttered a loli voice: "Human, summon me and make a wish. What is your wish?"

The road turned too sharply. Lin blinked and looked at Qingguo. Countless wishes popped up in his head all of a sudden, and he didn't know which one to choose for a moment.

After waiting for a minute, Shenlong became impatient, breathing heavily through his nostrils: "Hurry up, I have something urgent to do. Do you have a wish? If not, I'll leave first."

Facing Qingguo, who had no sense of responsibility and professional ethics, Lin still couldn't pick out which wish was the most important. She quickly said, "You can go, but leave the opportunity to make a wish first. I haven't made up my mind yet. Don't do this. Be careful or I'll complain."

Qingguo rolled his eyes impatiently, opened his mouth, and a round object flew out from the tip of his tongue and fell into Lin's hand.

Lin turned it over and took a closer look. It was a pink capsule toy.

"Here's this wishing machine for you. Just turn it on and you can get whatever you want. Isn't this a good service? It's almost time to get off work, so I'll leave first. Remember to give a good review. Oh, I almost forgot. You also need to randomly drop in the dragon balls."

In the blink of an eye, the green dragon fruit disappeared in the air, and the seven dragon balls stopped spinning, scattered, and trembled as they were about to fly to every corner of the world.

Suddenly, the dragon ball that was about to fly away lost its power. After staying quietly in the air for a few seconds, it trembled a few times and fell silently to the ground.

Rin was holding the capsule toy and still thinking about what wish to make when she found that the dragon ball had fallen again. Without saying a word, she found the seven dragon balls scattered nearby and gathered them together again.

"Summon the dragon!"

Familiar special effects, familiar BGM, familiar dragon, familiar summoner...

"Hey? It's you again..."

Without saying a word, he threw another capsule toy, Qingguo disappeared in the air again, and the Dragon Ball was once again imprisoned by a mysterious force majeure and fell near Rin.

"Summon the dragon!"

"..."

Lin summoned 11 times over and over again. Qingguo was almost driven crazy by the torture. He became more and more irritable each time and almost swore.

Until the twelfth time, the light dissipated, the BGM did not appear, and the dragon did not appear. There were only a few lines of large golden characters hanging in the air.

The general meaning is that the dragon has gone off duty, and the next time it will start making wishes will be three months later...

Rin felt a little regretful for not being able to stockpile thousands of wishing machines. If she had known earlier, she would have started the task of collecting dragon balls from the beginning. Maybe she could have gotten a few more if she had enough time.

It is important to be content. Lin took some time to calm down and feel regretful, then picked up a pink capsule toy from her feet.

First... let’s solve the problem of Sister Zi’s gift.

While thinking about giving Zi a suitable gift, Rin was about to open the gashapon when a light bulb suddenly lit up on her head.

Huh? No! That would be a tacky gift! Wouldn't it be better to just give her a chance to make a wish?

After realizing this, Lin decisively gave up and opened the gift directly, stroking his chin and thinking seriously about other wishes.

Finally, he suddenly remembered that he was still the king of a country and had the mission of conquering the world. He slapped his head and suddenly realized it.

"This time I'll make a wish... to unify the world!"

Full of excitement, Rin quickly turned the gashapon in his hand, but apart from the words "一刺天下" appearing and quickly disappearing, there was nothing unusual.

After waiting for a long time, everything was normal. Lin looked at the two halves in his hand with a puzzled look on his face. There was nothing left...

Could it be that this wish has exceeded the scope of what God can grant? But the words just appeared... Although they disappeared too quickly and I couldn't see them all clearly, I did see the two words "天下". It was indeed the unification of the world...

Emmm, or is the wishing machine a scam?