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"Yes, as long as the master is happy."

The two sisters coaxed Lin into a frenzy, and he thought that his authority as a monarch had worked, and he excitedly patted the handle of the chair: "Okay! My plan can also eliminate gastritis without any effort, Xiaoying Xiaoxue, listen to my orders!"

"My Lord!"

"All you need to do is... In addition, Wei Yan has met me and the other nobles. Tongzi and Thor, you have just joined, so you are the main force this time. Luo Luo and the others are on standby as assistance. The code name of this operation is to seize the birthday gift!"

Gabriel shuddered, her face full of disgust: "Well, although I don't know what it means and feel a chill, let's change to the plan of capturing the king."

"Master Military Advisor, your opinion is profound."

"Eh? I think what I said was pretty good, and..."

"Alright, let's go and prepare. My Lord has been tired today, so go and rest early. Since my Lord's harem is empty, if you need someone to sleep with you, please don't harm the people. Just ask Kaguya or Wenwen. This is what a minister should do."

"????"

Watching the girls leave one after another, even Thor was successfully deceived by Gabriel's few words, leaving only Kamekazu by his side. A gust of cold wind blew by, and the lonely Rin shivered and scratched his head.

“…The dream is indeed bizarre, and the personalities of these girls are a bit strange. Well, never mind… Kame? Kame!”

"Master... Master, Kame is here... If you want to sleep with me, can you please be gentle? It hurts so much QAQ. Otherwise, you should just look for Wenwen. She keeps saying that she will fuck you if you don't live up to her expectations OAO."

Looking at the shivering Kaguya who seemed to be raped, Rin was furious and pointed at his nose: "Get it straight, I don't look like someone like Biwen and Biguya who would not let go of crows and dogs, right? I asked you to prepare a bath for me, I want to take a bath and go to bed!"

After being yelled at by Rin, Kaguya took a step back timidly, pouted her lips and was about to burst into tears. Finally, she remembered her duty as a subject and mustered up the courage to advise, "If the lord wants to sleep, he should have given the engagement letter to Jueguo first... XX privately is against the ancestral teachings QAQ."

"...guna!"

……

In the Red Demon Kingdom in a remote corner of the Crystal Palace Continent, the Shadow King Remlia, who lives in the Demon Castle of the Majestic City, has not gone to bed until eleven o'clock in the day, which makes Sakuya Izayoi, her personal general, very anxious.

"My king, you should go to bed. Tomorrow evening we will launch a general attack on X country. It is necessary to ensure adequate sleep before that."

"it's okay no problem!"

Remlia, wearing a blood-red Castlevania suit, showed her cute little fangs and stared at the spread-out board game. "Anyway, I can easily destroy Cricket X Country, Sakuya doesn't have to worry... By the way, we're going to get married later, right? Are you ready for the wedding? Not only will I become the common ruler of the world, I'll also be the only male king in the world!"

The perfect and elegant female general's expression changed, and finally turned calm. She bowed slightly and said, "It's all ready. My king can rest assured."

"Oh ha ha ha! Then let the whole world see my majesty! And let my good-for-nothing sister see how strong her elder sister is!"

As she spoke, the terrifying and awe-inspiring Shadow King Remlia scratched her cat ears and continued to play the board game.

Chapter 42: Capturing Remi three times and having a good time

They played until noon, and Remlia Meow, who was about to go to bed, heard some very important shopping news.

In the no-man's land at the junction of the Red Demon Country, Jue Country and X Country, there is a trade center called Lily Town. It is a place dedicated to merchants from the three countries. There are many interesting little things on the market. Whether it is Gu Mingdi Jue, Remlia Meowth, or the important sisters of the three countries, they often go there for a stroll.

The Red Demon Kingdom is a country of tycoons, and as the ruler of a country, Remlia Meow is also a fighter among the tycoons. She is also a shopaholic. She has servants stationed in Lily Town to help her keep an eye out for interesting things to sell.

Today, the messenger came to report that Lily Town will auction a divine item called "Ring of Majesty" in the afternoon. It is rumored to be an accessory of the Polar Dragon. It has the dragon's majesty and dragon's breath, and is a rare treasure.

As soon as she heard the name, Remlia Meowth couldn't sit still. She hurriedly took off her cat pajamas, grabbed the Castlevania suit and put it on: "Sakuya! Sakuya! I'm going to Lily Town to buy a ring! Only I am qualified to wear the Majestic Ring!"

"My king, we are in the middle of a war, I'm afraid there is a trick."

"But...but..."

Remlia screamed, giving Sakuya a headache. "How about this, call the scouts back to ask about the situation in X country. If they have any conspiracy to deploy troops, there will definitely be unusual movements. If there is no king, it will not be too late for you to go later."

"Sakuya, what you said makes sense. Then let's call the scouts back first."

The vampires also have special means of communication. Not long after, a blood-red bat flew back, stood on Sakuya's shoulder, and shook its head from side to side.

Sakuya nodded and let the bat leave. She bowed respectfully to Remlia-nyanow, who had already put on her clothes. "My king, the scouts said that at midnight last night, a mineral vein and two springs of unknown nature were dug up in X country. The capital was attacked by a giant dragon and is now busy with state affairs. The army was taken to the border by Kinkaro to arrange security. There has been no unusual movement."

"That's great! Sakuya... Well, it's a bit inconvenient to hold the auction in the afternoon, so let's take a team of half-bloods. We don't have to worry about the sun. Let's hurry to Lily Town. Oh, and the half-bloods must be female and majestic."

"Follow your will, my king."

……

It was no surprise that Rin's strategy worked on Remi, and the girls under his command were just doing it for fun and didn't take it seriously.

With giant dragons, mineral veins, sacred springs, and all kinds of magic weapons, these girls are already very proud and have lost their way.

In Lily Town, Thor followed Tongzi, looking left and right curiously, and was still hesitating whether to blow this noisy place into pieces.

Following the crowd, the two came to a large auction house. They were not in a hurry to go in. After waiting for a while, they saw Remlia-Nyanko and Sakuya walking towards them with umbrellas.

The figures, one tall and one short, were very conspicuous, and looked the same as what Gabriel had described. They were accompanied by a small team of attendants. They were undoubtedly the two from the Crimson Demon Kingdom.

Now Kiriko finally felt relieved and took Thor into the auction venue, sat down at a distance, and waited until Remlia-meow bought the ring.

In fact, this ring is just an ordinary ice crystal ring that also seals one of Thor's small magics. The shape looks quite unique, but it has no effect at all. It can be made by hand with just one gold coin. With the help of Kiriko, 90% of the coins in Remi's pocket were emptied, making a huge profit.

Following Remi to a place not far outside the town, Kiriko and Thor stopped the group of people, and a small group of magical girls also surrounded the enemy.

Without saying a word, this team of flying magical girls poured a dozen buckets of holy spring water on the half-human, half-vampire servants and Remi. The servants, who were only half blood clan, were not killed instantly by the holy water, but only lost their fighting ability under the effect of the holy water. Remi also quickly avoided the holy water.

"My king, be careful!"

After pouring the holy water, the magical girl did not want to fight and flew away quickly. Sakuya knew that she had fallen into a trap, so she quickly protected Remi. She gritted her teeth, looked at Kiriko who was holding two swords and Thor who was staring at them curiously, and three silver throwing knives appeared in her hands.

Remlia Meowth was not afraid at all. She flew out from her windbreaker with her wings flying behind her. She held the blood-red lightning spear Gungnir in her hand, looking majestic and aggressive.

"Hey! Who are you? Tell me your name!"

"I am Tongzi, the general of the X-country!"

"Emmm, I am the exclusive guest of the Lord of X Country and I cannot afford to offend Thor!"

Remi's eyes were red. "Great! Shameless X country, you actually used such a despicable method to deal with me! Jingu Rin! You have the guts to sneak attack me! Come out if you have the guts!"

Hearing Remi's loud shout, Rin, who was sitting on a centaur with the upper body of a girl and the lower body of a Pegasus and flying towards the battlefield to watch the show, stumbled and almost fell off the centaur girl's back.

After thinking it over, he realized that it was time for the king to fight against the king. As the future emperor of the Crystal Palace Continent, how could he be afraid of the cricket follower Remi? So he pulled the belt behind the mouth of the Centaur girl, accelerated his flight, and landed in front of Kiriko and Thor.

Wearing an elegant robe, a crown, and a long sword, Rin dressed up for the sake of showing off. Holding the hilt with one hand, he took a step forward and stared at the cat ears on the little vampire's head and the dog ears on Sakuya's head. He was a little embarrassed: "Remlia... meow? Anyway, how are you?"

"You, the ruler of the fish-lipped X country! You actually resorted to such a despicable plot against the noble me! When I defeat your country, I will definitely strip you naked and lock you in a cage to be used as a breeding machine!"

Lin sneered: "Cricket little bat, do you have the guts to try?"

"Wow!" Remlia, with her hair standing on end with rage, raised Gungnir in her hand and continued to fly into the air and dive down.

However, Thor, who was already prepared, opened his mouth, gathered a dragon roar cannon in his mouth, and shot it at the little bat flying down.

The Dragon Roar Cannon was extremely fast. Seeing that Remi had no way to avoid it, Sakuya disappeared from the spot in an instant and hugged Remi and moved to the left.

“…Is this…a dragon!?”

Sakuya was horrified as she looked at Thor, who was surrounded by green light and had returned to his original form, transforming into a giant dragon. Her eyelids twitched, and she knew that she could not defeat him. She threw the flying knife in her hand at Rin, who was standing next to Kiriko in a proud manner.

Then...it just brushed past the edge of his clothes without even tearing the thread.

At this point Sakuya no longer wanted to fight, and wanted to escape with Remlia. However, at this time, reinforcements such as Wenwen and Jingjiro had arrived and surrounded the two in the air, leaving them with no chance of escape.

Lin was confident in his plan to capture the enemy in a trap, and shouted, "Remi, only by giving up can you avoid physical pain. I won't kill you, but I can definitely beat your PP to pieces in front of Fran!"

"!"

Remlia's cat ears trembled as she felt the great threat, and the hand holding Gungnir was also shaking slightly: "Despicable! Shameless! Fight me one on one if you dare!"

"hehe."

Faced with the little loli who appears to be strong but is actually weak and at the end of her rope, Rin is ready to have fun with this little bat with the mood of a villain, just like how he bullies Remi in real life.

"Okay, since we're going to have a one-on-one, then the last one won't count. Let's go one-on-one. Emmm, let me give you a chance. I heard that you like playing games? Then let's play a game and convince you."

Remi's eyes lit up and she nodded vigorously: "That's exactly what I want! Human, if you lose, don't cry and beg me to let you go, Sakuya!"

Sakuya glanced at Rin suspiciously, still thinking of an emergency plan for how to escape, as he pulled out a giant board game cloth and a dice the size of a basketball.

When Lin found out it was a board game, he was stunned for a moment, recalling some not-so-good memories in the SAO world. But when he looked closely, he saw that the board game on the ground was the best-selling "Throne" game in the entire continent. There was nothing weird about it, so he felt relieved.

The two stood at the two ends of the huge board game cloth. Rin held the sword in her hand and remained calm. "Ladies first, respecting the elderly and loving the young are the traditional virtues of our country. Remi, you go first."

"Tsk, do you think I will fall for your crude provocation and give you the initiative? This is war! It's not a game! Seize the initiative!"

As she spoke, Remi waved Gungnir, and a flash of blood light threw the dice off the ground and dropped it down again, showing a number three, indicating a mineral vein that needed to be purchased.

Well, this is a board game about dominating the world.

The two of them went back and forth, and Lin's luck was naturally good. He bet on the "?" square for several rounds, and then got various props, even lottery tickets, and his development was very good.

Faced with such a huge threat, the little vampire had some cold sweat on his forehead. At this time, the two of them had already walked to a grid, and there was also the same "?". When Remi held her breath and waited for the goddess of luck to come, the goddess of luck gave her a big sneer.

“It was great to be caught and slapped by the enemy.”

"Wow! Wait, when did this game have this option? Wow! I don't want it! I don't want it!"

However, no matter how she resisted, the punishment here was compulsory and she couldn't even escape it. She was now kneeling on the ground with her butt raised.

Rin couldn't help laughing out loud and was about to mock her, but she found that her body was also controlled by a strange magical power. She bent down and hugged Remi, stretched out her hand to lift up her skirt, and slapped her butt.

At first, Lin refused. After all, the feeling of having sex with someone else and being forced to have sex with someone else are very different. But in the end, she chose to follow her heart and had a great time filming.

Only after her little butt was swollen did Rin let go of her hand. By the way, the magic compulsion had disappeared three minutes ago...

After that, poor Remi suffered a series of bad luck. First, the money she invested in the mine was taken away and given to Rin, and then her personal head maid was taken advantage of by Rin. Fortunately, Remi was relieved to find out that she did not have a head maid, but the shame could not be shaken off.

What followed was losing money and soldiers, having the soles of his feet tickled, his little breasts kneaded, and forced kisses, until finally being thrown into the "?" position again and being asked to have a papapa with Rin, the poor little bat finally broke down and cried, automatically choosing to admit defeat.

"Sakuya...wuwu...Sakuya."

Like a child being bullied, Remi threw herself into Sakuya's arms and sobbed, "Why...why is this happening? I've played this game so many times before, and there have never been these options."

"My king, this was just an accident."

Lin's pants had been forcibly pulled down to her calves, with her hands on her panties. She almost released her dragon to greet everyone, but fortunately Remi had already admitted defeat, and she hurriedly pulled her pants up.

Rin, who was tying his belt, didn't notice that Kiriko and Thor, who were standing behind him, were staring at that perky butt. They couldn't help swallowing, their eyes fixed on it and unwilling to move away.

Jing Jie Luo, who was blocking the retreat on the opposite side, turned his head aside in accordance with the principle of not looking at what is inappropriate, and was still thinking about whether he had molested his master's XX with his eyes and whether he needed to be held responsible.

As for Wenwen... when Lin regained control of his body and was about to reveal his true self but finally retracted it, he covered his face in pain, raised his head to the sky and sighed, crying.

Rin, who was almost embarrassed, breathed a sigh of relief, straightened his clothes, and looked at Remi: "Lord of the Crimson Demon Kingdom, are you still not going to admit defeat?"

"No! I don't accept it! What kind of hero is it to be able to play games! If you have the guts, fight my Gungnir!"

Lin was quite patient in the face of the naughty kid. He decided to finish all the pretense today. He stroked his chin and pretended to be silent for a while, then looked up at Remi: "Okay, then I will give the weaker a little more chance. Let's put it this way. I will stand here. Remlia, you have three chances to shoot your Gungnir. My men and I will not move at all. I want to see if your sure-hit gun is as magical as you say! As long as you can scratch my skin, even if I lose, you can leave with your men."

"Oh ha ha ha ha! You're courting death!"

Remi and Sakuya were excited at the same time. They had seen things floating before, but they had never seen anything like this floating directly into outer space!

Remlia's Gungnir is a well-known figure on the road. He has great confidence in his gun and is grinning from ear to ear: "Since you volunteered to practice with me and are willing to surrender, I won't kill you. It will only hurt a little. Just bear it if you are a man!"

After saying that, Remi's scarlet eyes were filled with the flames of victory, and the spear in her hand shone brightly with lightning: "Pierce him! Gungnir!"

The spear was unstoppable, shooting towards Lin at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye. It was originally intended to hit his legs, but in the end it went through his legs and hit the ground behind him.

Remi retracted Gungnir in disbelief, shook her head and felt like she was dreaming, gritted her teeth and ejaculated again.

For three consecutive times, he didn't even touch Lin's clothes, causing her to sit on the ground, shaking her head vigorously, and almost crying out of collapse.

"I have already given you a chance, but you still lose. As the king of a country, don't make other excuses. Just surrender honestly. I will not harm your people or your subordinates."

“No! I…I…”

The proud little bat's two cat ears drooped down, and he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and sobbed. His look made anyone who saw him cry, and even Rin, whose conscience had been eaten by Kasumi, regained his sympathy. His tone became softer: "Alright, alright, I'll make you a high official when you go back, and you'll still be in charge of your Crimson Demon Kingdom. Don't cry."

Sakuya sighed, knowing that the situation was hopeless. She reached out and pulled Remi up from the ground, dusted her off, and bowed to Rin: "I hope you can keep your promise. Please do not harm the citizens of the Crimson Demon Country."

In every country, only the monarch has special abilities and is recognized by the gods, unless there are multiple kings ruling together like the Girls' Kingdom, Nabong Kingdom, and the Kingdom of Eating, Drinking, and Fighting. A country with only one king has no other royal family. Once the king is lost, it is equivalent to surrender and destruction. Therefore, capturing Remi is equivalent to defeating the Red Devil Kingdom.

No matter what, these girls are people he knows in real life, and he can't bear to hurt them even in his dreams. Although a direct fight is simple and rough, it is also easy to get hurt. The reason why Lin chose this method so stubbornly is that he is afraid that one of them will die accidentally.

Knowing that she had lost, Remi squatted on the ground, hugged her head, and scratched her cat ears in grief and pain. Seeing this, Rin's fatherly love overflowed, and he quickly touched her head and whispered to comfort her.

It was this kind look of a loving father who loved his daughter that made the originally nervous Sakuya feel slightly relieved.

"Good girl, don't cry, don't cry. I will find all the majestic objects for you in the future. You are the king and the sister after all. How can you be majestic if you cry?"

"But...but I am no longer the king...wuwuwu."

"Well, when the two countries merge, I will make you the Majestic King and continue to manage the Red Devils."

Of course, even if he is crowned king, it is not a dual king rule. It is just a nicer name and he can still nominally control the Crimson Demon Kingdom. No matter what, he has to stay in Rin's palace and will not have military power.