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"...Okay, okay, Sister Zi and Xiao Wu, you guys go back first. I still have to deal with the crime scene."

Rin always encounters these unpleasant events in the anime, and when she meets a super scumbag, her mood also starts to get bad.

Yakumo Yukari yawned and tapped Rin's head lightly with her fan: "You treat me like this, you come and go as you please. You are such a heartless person... But forget it, you, don't let this kind of thing affect your mood."

"No... Sister Zi, didn't you say you wanted to catch up on some sleep?"

"Eh? That's right. If you take better care of your body, you can check if you are pregnant earlier."

He nodded to himself, not knowing where he came to this conclusion, Zi stretched out his hand and opened a gap.

"Well, and this human has never seen the mysterious man." Xiaowu looked back every few steps, reluctant to leave but sensing that Rin was in a bad mood and unable to bear to disturb him, followed Yakumo Yukari and left this world.

"Kaguya..." Rin looked at the passerby girl lying on the ground and said in a low voice, "Tell me... why did I travel to this world, full of perverted chikan and innocent people being hurt. I am already a little annoyed by those inexplicable things."

Kaguya was silent for a while, then sighed: "Well, didn't you vow to save the world before? Don't let a piece of trash affect your mood. When my husband purifies the world, it will become as beautiful as Gensokyo."

"Like Gensokyo... um..." Rin shuddered and came back to his senses in an instant, "Forget it, just make it an ordinary world."

"It's so strange to say this, there's obviously no torture in the original story... It seems that I can't believe the original story anymore."

"Well, the plot isn't really important, as long as you can stay with me."

"!!!! Meow~"

Kaguya's silly laugh came from the earphone. Rin, whose skill in flirting with his wife had improved again, felt much better. He looked at the unconscious girl, untied the restraints on her hands and feet and her mouth, took out a blanket to cover her, and took out a set of clothes and put them next to her.

After thinking about it, Kyoya Fujimoto's body was nowhere to be found, and no matter how the subsequent events were handled, it was no longer important to the police who didn't care about the matter.

At most, it can be assumed that Fujimoto Kyoya, who had a sadomasochistic fetish, fled for fear of crime, and the girl escaped successfully. As for the girl who suffered the pain, since she was not eroded by the Yin force, purification was useless and her memory could not be erased. She could only slowly forget the pain.

"that……"

Just as he took a step forward, he heard the voice of the awakened girl from behind.

"Excuse me... were you the one who saved me?"

Lin was silent and nodded: "Go home quickly."

"Thank you! My name is Huang Luoli. May I ask your name?"

Lei Lin, who never leaves his name behind when doing good deeds, didn't say a word and was not good at dealing with this kind of situation. He simply left the basement and rushed towards the school gate at a speed faster than the speed of sound.

"Wow, stupid Rin is actually shy. This isn't the first time you've saved a girl, right?"

"How can I be shy...I just don't like this kind of scene."

"That's cute too...ah, Eirin called me, I'm going to log off first, let's play games together later, my dear husband, mua!"

……

After dealing with Kyoya Fujimoto, Rin was still in a bad mood. After leaving Hatsune Academy, she did not go home directly, but took a slow walk alone.

The street lights lengthened his shadow, and the headset was no longer filled with Kaguya's voice. With the evening breeze blowing, his mind was empty and his worries were temporarily gone.

I walked along the sidewalk and unknowingly turned into a narrow street. There were only a few pedestrians on the road at this time.

Not far away, a familiar figure caught Lin's attention. The little nun she met during the day was squatting in the corner, drawing something on the ground with a branch. She was all alone and looked like an abandoned wild cat.

Lin was slightly stunned. Just as he took a step towards the little girl, he saw her suddenly raise her head, smile, and run towards an office worker.

The office worker seemed to have drunk a little bit of wine and looked exhausted. He held his briefcase tightly under his arm and walked forward slowly with his neck hooked. He was startled when a figure suddenly appeared in front of him. He took a step back and found that it was a child. He breathed a sigh of relief and waved his hand impatiently: "Kid, go home quickly... Don't block the road, hiccup."

"This old man."

"Old...old man?"

The young nun didn't think there was anything wrong with calling a man in his thirties "old man". She took a step closer to him, raised her head, squinted her eyes and smiled. Under the light of the street lamp behind her, her smile looked quite eerie.

"Old man, do you know that in this city there is a terrible devil who disguises himself as a child, stops passers-by in the middle of the night, tricks them into a corner, and eats their flesh and blood bit by bit?"

"?!!"

The night was eerily quiet. The flickering street lights seemed to emit a cold light. A trace of fear appeared on the face of the office worker. Looking at the child in black, whose face looked terrifying because of the flickering light behind him, he swallowed, took two steps back and shook his head vigorously.

"Then you must know, old man, that there is a kind of monster that likes to possess children and wander around at night, looking for its prey."

The tone of the voice was flat, and the child in front of him was walking towards him unsteadily with his head down. The shadow of a devil seemed to appear behind him, with a mouth full of terrible fangs, which scared the office worker so much that he sat down on the ground.

"It seems that the old man is also afraid..." The little nun looked up while rummaging around behind her back, "Then let's buy some holy water! I guarantee that it will work for exorcism, and I'll compensate you if you fail..."

"Devil aaaaaaaah!"

Unfortunately, due to the alcohol and the nun's deliberately lowered and eerie voice, the office worker, who had seen the terrifying devil hallucination, got up from the ground and ran away in a panic.

The little nun was left holding the Holy Grail in a daze. The smile disappeared from her face. Then she suddenly squatted down, holding her stomach, like a deflated ball.

"Ooooh... I'm so hungry."

Lin, who had watched a good show, wanted to laugh but couldn't, and felt very uncomfortable. He quickened his pace and walked to the front of the little nun. After thinking for a while, he took out a piece of cake from his mobile phone space and squatted down.

"Good evening, little sister."

"Wow!" The startled little blonde girl raised her head, "Evil evil evil... Devil!"

"Pong!"

Lin subconsciously gave her a slap, and seeing her holding her head and crying in pain, she couldn't help but hold her forehead: "It's so late, what are you still doing outside?"

"Yes, that's right!"

The little nun recovered her strength, picked up the holy grail, tilted her head and smiled: "Mr. Devil, would you like some holy water to worship my Lord?"

"Sorry, I don't accept preaching and fire transmission, and... I'm not a demon!"

Lin weakly defended herself, then looked at the holy grail in her hand and curiously poked her finger into the cup: "So how many cups and holy water did you bring...Huh? This holy water doesn't seem to be ordinary water."

"Wha...what!"

Seeing Lin stirring the holy water with his hands without any burden, the little nun was shocked. She took several steps back while holding the Holy Grail, trembling, "The holy water is ineffective. Did I meet a big devil? It's over... I can't return to heaven now."

"What nonsense! I already said I'm not a demon. By the way, do you want to eat something?"

Lin waved the cake in front of the loli, and her eyes were completely attracted by the cake. A string of saliva fell from the corner of her mouth: "Mr. Devil, this... this is tempting me to fall."

"If you don't want to eat it, I'll throw it away."

"If I don't go to hell, who will? Even if I have to fall, I... I want to..."

The little nun rushed over, snatched the cake, tore open the transparent box, and stuffed it into her mouth, her little face filled with happiness.

"…Eat slowly or you'll choke."

Lin quickly took out a bottle of strawberry drink from his cell phone, unscrewed the lid and handed it to the little nun, watching her wolfing down the drink and smiling slightly.

The little nun's appetite was not as voracious as that of a certain nun who owned 100,000 game guides. A piece of cake and a bottle of drink had made her belly round. Her body was filled with golden bubbles of happiness, and she squinted her eyes as if she was about to go to heaven.

"You're still running around outside so late, are you homeless?"

The little nun paused, then suddenly said dejectedly, "It's not that I'm homeless... It's that I can't go back."

"???"

"Mr. Devil, stop prying around!"

Suddenly he jumped up, brushed off the dust on his butt, and made a face at Lin: "Thank you for the hospitality, Mr. Devil. Next time when I exorcise the devil, I will show mercy and just send Mr. Devil back to hell."

"…This isn't the first time I've been to hell. Stop fooling me, idiot. Tell me where your home is so I can take you back. It's late at night, or you might get taken away by a wild watermelon."

"...I already said...I can't go home."

The little nun hung her head and kicked the stone at her feet. "I... I was kicked out of the house. I'm penniless. If I can't complete my studies... wow! No, no... Anyway, I won't be able to go back for a long time. Wow... If I can't sell the holy water, will I starve to death?"

Lin, who had been blind before, only then noticed that she had an aura that was even holier than Asaba. Maybe she was really a real nun.

Chapter 33: Tempting Angels in the Name of the Lord (Reward for Extra Chapter ④)

"Well, Mr. Devil, please let me stay at your house. This way, I can serve my Lord and maybe I can go to heaven~"

"…If you're homeless, it's okay to take care of you, but forget about going to heaven. I'm not very familiar with that place. I have more friends in hell."

"Wow! It's really a big devil, Machi Dumb Kunei, Machi Dumb Kunei~"

"You're incredible!"

Lin tried hard not to slap her on the head, and noticed that there were cake crumbs on the corners of her mouth. Lin, who had obsessive-compulsive disorder, took out a tissue and wiped her mouth with disgust, then looked into her blank eyes and said, "If you really have nowhere to go, come to my house first."

She stretched out her small fingers and touched the corner of her mouth, tilting her head to look at Rin: "Since it is Mr. Devil's request... then I will go, just as a source for my research paper on demons."

"I said it all..."

It's not a demon.

Without even the energy to explain, Rin put her hand on the little nun's shoulder and examined her. Suddenly, she discovered that this guy did have an extremely holy power in his body, but it was sealed. Not only that, there was also a strange magic in his head.

Although it won't take long for Rin to unlock the seal with his current ability, it's better not to act rashly since he doesn't know what happened to the nun.

"Okay, okay, come home with me."

Lin took her hand and took a step forward, but found that she didn't move, so he turned around: "What's wrong?"

Her cute porcelain doll-like face blushed slightly: "I don't know Mr. Devil's name yet, and Mr. Devil didn't ask my name."

"I...Jin Gong Lin, what about you, little girl?"

"I... Actually, I don't remember a lot of things before. As for my name, I vaguely remember someone calling me Xiaojia... Uh, I suddenly feel so disgusted. Just call me Xiaoli."

"puff."

Lin's originally stern face chuckled, and the little nun was stunned. The glittering dandruff was decorated, and her hands were clenched into fists, and she tilted her head with a smile: "Mr. Devil, is my name funny?"

"That's not the case, because I have already discussed with my girlfriend that one of our future daughters will be named Li."

"Well……"

She took off her witch hat, and her smooth blonde hair became a little fluffy and frizzy. She held Lin's hand and walked forward: "Mr. Devil, aren't you going to ask me about my amnesia?"

"Because it's unnecessary... It's possible that you were too naughty and the people from your church sealed your memory and threw you out to reflect on yourself."

"Wow, I'm obviously very obedient. Emmm, it's not that I don't remember everything, I just feel that a very important part of my memory is gone. But hey! I still know my mission to serve my Lord. I also know that I have to help the world this time, exorcise demons, and complete my cultivation... In short, I have to do good deeds and accumulate virtues before I can go back."

"I don't know why I always feel like I've seen this idea of ​​a nun with amnesia somewhere before..."

"I am unique."

"Come to think of it, what part of the incident can you still remember?"

"Earlier, I was happy living, playing and studying in my hometown,"

……

Just like that, like a serious light novel protagonist, the boy who picked up a girl on the street successfully brought the adorable clergyman with the aura of a heroine and sparkling dandruff back home.

Then the question arises... He ran away from home secretly, and now something happened in the middle of the night. How should he explain it to his elder sister?

At this time, Lin didn't care about exposing his abilities. He picked up Xiaoli, rushed back to his bedroom in more than ten seconds, and put Xiaoli down.

"Please rest in my room for now. It's late now and I won't disturb my family. I'll let you move in tomorrow morning."

"So... so fast! Rin is really a demon!"

"...Actually, I believe in the goddess of luck. I am a clergyman like you. Don't keep talking about the devil. You know it will cause a war in the divine world."

Patting her little head, Lin stroked his chin and said, "It seems that there are no children's pajamas... I'll buy you some clothes tomorrow. Have a good rest today."

The dazed nun tugged at her nun's uniform, then turned her head to look around. Seeing the six luxurious monitors, her whole body began to tremble as if she had been electrocuted. She pointed at the computer and said, "That...that...I seem to have an impression of it. It seems...very important..."

Like a child being lured step by step by the devil's whisper, she stretched out her claws and stepped closer to the computer: "Yes... that's a very important game for me..."

When she was just about to touch it, suddenly a holy light came down from the void and hit the little nun. She was really electrocuted all over her body and swayed left and right until the holy light disappeared and she stood there with her head down.

Then, shining stars appeared all over her body again, and she turned to look at Rin with a smile like a pure angel: "What were we talking about just now...ah, devil...Rin, it's time to go to bed, right?"

Lin swallowed his saliva. The electric therapy that appeared in front of him made the boy who was addicted to the Internet tremble with fear. He seemed to understand why this little girl was kicked out of the church. He looked at her with pity and nodded.

"Hmm... I'm so sleepy. Good night, Linlin."

She never looked at the computer again, walked straight to the bed, kicked off her shoes and lay on the bed. Within a few minutes, she was snoring evenly, with saliva dripping from the corners of her mouth.

Lin sat back in the chair tremblingly. Just as he stretched out his hand to touch the mouse, he suddenly looked around suspiciously, fearing that a thunderbolt would strike him. Little by little, he tried to put his hand on the mouse, quickly removed the screen saver, and found that there was nothing unusual. He breathed a sigh of relief.

"… The clergy are so pitiful. Speaking of which, Shiki proposed to open an internet addiction treatment center in Gensokyo, but it's better to forget it. Mikoto may not be available."

……