Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"Not Megatron: Father, I think you should not give your account to Red and White, or it will be hacked, right?"

"On the importance of money boxes and long-term meal tickets: Puppet master, shut up! I, Reimu, am not that kind of person!"

"How can you start a harem if you can't even talk nonsense? Yeah, I'll have to trouble Alice then."

After successfully solving the problem of the task, Rin reopened the mobile game and continued to play with Kaguya. The princess who was addicted to the game lost interest in controlling the male protagonist of the anime and started to devote herself to pay-to-win mobile games, and she has been unable to stop since then.

When it comes to krypton gold, Lin inexplicably feels a little familiar. Thinking about it carefully, he also knows a guy nicknamed Archangel Gabriel who seems to be the same?

The two of them were not particularly familiar with each other. They were just friends because they had played a game and joined the same guild before. However, they often saw this guy posting diaries talking about spending money.

I used to think that all my friends were chuunibyou, but now that I think about it, there's a good chance that this guy might actually be an archangel.

After all, they were not very familiar with each other, and Rin just thought of it casually and quickly put it out of his mind. Helping his wife to get props could at least help her solve 99% of the part that required krypton gold. The rest could only be bought with money and it depended on the luck of Her Royal Highness the Princess herself.

After all, if he is always asked to play, the game loses its meaning.

After finally getting through the get out of class, Rin packed her schoolbag, turned around and gave Sama Asaba a look, walked out of the classroom, changed her shoes in the locker, and waited in the teaching building for a while before she saw Sama Asaba, who was carrying her schoolbag and walking like Yamato Nadeshiko, coming down the stairs.

"Hey, Qianyu, come with me."

Lin led his old friend into the activity building. Qian Yu, who followed behind him, looked around curiously and asked curiously, "Lin-kun, did you call me down here to investigate this strange activity building?"

"Well, actually..."

While he was talking to her about Gejigeji, the two of them had already arrived at the men's restroom on the third floor. Rin did not inform the people from other clubs. Firstly, there was no club activity today, and secondly, he did not want to expose the fact that his old friend was a quasi-clergyman.

"I was saying... I felt an evil aura. So that's what it was."

Thinking seriously, Asaba Sama looked more like a normal person than usual, although she was too old-fashioned and serious. After a while, she raised her head again, tilted her head slightly, and looked at Rin curiously: "Before, Rin said that he also believes in gods. Can I ask which god it is? Eastern or Western, good, evil, neutral, chaotic, or other camps?"

"Forehead……"

Lin didn't expect that this girl would pay attention to such a strange thing. After thinking about it, he could only give a close answer.

"I believe in the goddess of luck. Okay, let's not talk about this. I still don't know what sect your family belongs to. Can you tell me?"

Zuo Zhen Qian Yu was stunned, and lowered his head in shame: "This... I'm sorry, this is a church secret."

Hey, hey, why are you being so secretive? It sounds like a cult. Is it okay?

Suddenly, he felt a little worried about the future of his best friend, but when he thought about it carefully, the power in her was warm and gentle, so he didn't think she was some evil or weird spirit, so he felt relieved.

After all, his luck is quite useful, and can affect the people around him. For example, it can help people gain some luck, increase the chance of drawing an SSR, and increase the probability of finding a girlfriend or boyfriend. It also makes it less likely for people to be fucked by perverts or gays when they go out. All of these are helpful.

Rin waved her hand and put up a barrier around the men's restroom, then led Asaba Sama, who was entering the men's restroom for the first time with a serious look on her face but a bit of a mosquito-repellent look in her eyes, to the last cubicle.

"Hey, this is it. Please help Qianyu."

"I understand."

As soon as he entered the working state, Qianyu regained his serious, reliable, powerful and resolute appearance. He closed his eyes, grabbed the student's shirt on the chest with both hands, opened his mouth slightly and muttered something silently.

Under her feet, the ground suddenly lit up with a faint pomegranate red light. With her feet as the center, it was as if someone was painting with a brush, drawing runes one after another. It seemed that the center was the hexagram commonly seen in Western magic.

Feeling the righteous power emanating from the hexagram, Rin wanted to find out which god was the source, but he was afraid of affecting Sama Asaba's performance, so he had to give up for the time being.

However, with just a rough sense, he could find that this kind of power had completely different properties from the power he had encountered in so many worlds. Even the power that his second sister-in-law Mian Yue Yiji relied on as a spirit had no similarities at all.

This may be the power system unique to this world.

Rin could only attribute the reason to this. After waiting for a while, Rin, who noticed some unusual movements in the bathroom, was about to take action, but the strange aura disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye, which was disappointing. At the same time, Sama Asaba also retracted his power.

A hint of disgust appeared on her face: "Another evil spirit of this kind."

"?? What did you find?"

Rin's puzzled voice made Qian Yu's eyebrows relax, and he explained: "How exactly... Sorry, I really can't go against the church's rules to tell Rin, but I can tell you that one of my missions is to pull out these yin... yin obscene things."

"It's okay...it just seemed to have hidden itself again."

Qian Yu smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. I basically know what the essence is. Um...ah!"

Her face turned red, and she hurriedly opened her schoolbag and began to search: "I suddenly forgot, but I brought the illustrated guide with me."

"Picture...Picture book?"

While Rin was looking confused and confused as if she had traveled to the PM world, Asaba Sama took out a blue-gray book that looked a bit retro from her bag, glanced at Rin cautiously, opened the book and started searching.

Knowing that this was a secret of the church, Rin was too lazy to peek. He could see that thing often when playing games anyway, so it was no big deal. He turned around and continued chatting with his wife Kaguya.

After a long while, Qian Yu's excited voice came from behind: "Got it!"

She looked it up in detail, put the book back into her bag, looked up and saw Lin's expectant eyes. She took two steps back in fear, lowered her head and looked at her toes, and whispered: "That is the power of an evil spirit. For... for that... Ou Jin... a girl or boy who is more persistent in that place may be favored by the evil spirit and gain the ability to steal other people's places... That's... that's it."

"Well, I understand the principle and it's easy to understand. The question is...how can we catch that evil spirit?"

This question made Sakuma Asaba's head turn red from head to toe. He lowered his head and his whole body was trembling. Even the ahoge on his forehead turned red and drooped weakly, trembling slightly.

"That... book... the book does have a solution. That evil spirit... is used to... haunting boys... oh... oh... boo... and then suddenly it's cut off... So, the victims in the school before should have been... killed... here... when they were doing that..."

After listening to her with great effort, Lin suddenly realized something. He made a fist with his left hand and a palm with his right hand, and clapped his fists together, muttering to himself: "So... the entry point is here. Thank you so much, Qianyu."

“Where…where!”

The panicked blue ponytail girl bowed quickly, feeling extremely embarrassed for saying such shameless words to her friend. She turned around and lifted the bag on her shoulder, her ears already red: "Rin...Rin-kun, can we leave now?"

"Ah... that... I'll go back and think of a way to deal with the evil spirit tomorrow. Now I'm leaving now."

After leaving the activity building with the panicked Sama Asaba and going their separate ways, Rin sat in the car thinking about the ghost story at the academy.

After reconnecting to the headset, Kaguya's voice was a little excited at this moment: "Could it be...my dear husband, are you going to...use your hands and feet to lure her out, meow! Please...please give me a close-up shot, it's so exciting!"

"...I can give you a video, but the evil spirit is most likely a woman. If I masturbate in front of her... wouldn't you feel a little cheating, Kaguya?"

"Eh? Ahem... That's right, then, Rin, you should masturbate less and steer more in the future. What if something gets damaged from over-masturbation? I wonder if Eirin can cure it..."

"I'm sorry, I think curing me is a piece of cake, but ten Eirin can't save you, Princess."

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Chapter 27: Tremble under the King Oyster Mushroom of the Crossdresser

"what???"

Kaguya's mind worked quickly, and she immediately "reacted" to what Rin meant, her voice trembling: "hen...hentai Rin, don't go too far, if you dare to do this or that to me...if I'm beaten to death, Eirin, Toyohime, and Yoshihime will not let you go!"

"Wtf? What the hell is in your head? And can't you be resurrected?"

"I...I will never give in. If you have the guts, come and rape me!"

Hearing her voice change from fear to excitement, Lin was speechless for a while: "I see... you are quite enjoying it. Eirin's offline healing technique is useless to you. Think about your moral integrity, and think about the ending of the last chapter. What do I mean? Don't you have some B...bilibili in your heart?"

"Okay! I knew you were having an affair with that flirtatious junior high school girl!"

"..."

It felt like he had beeped a hundred Kaguyas, fifty Bunmuns, twenty-five Aokas, and twelve and a half Reimu. His body was tired and his mind was even more exhausted. Rin was still a little dazed until the next day when he had Chinese class.

I thought about it over and over again but still couldn't understand why my wife, who used to be a noble, cold, unattainable princess who could only be admired from afar and not touched, turned into a neet radio girl. Could it be that... the Internet and games... are so scary?

No, that's not the case. It must be because Kaguya's true nature is like this. What she was like before was just a disguise. How could an angel, an evil god, a ship girl, or a human being fall to this level?

Rin raised her head with her eyes somewhat straight, and she just happened to have learned the story of The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter in her textbook... Thinking of this text, which is a compulsory lesson in Area 11 even though it has crossed dimensions, she didn't know why... She felt so uncomfortable and wanted to scream.

After finally getting through school, the classroom was filled with joy, with students gathering in groups of three or four.

“So, fellowship, fellowship!”

"Valentine's Day has passed, and Singles' Day hasn't arrived yet. What's the point of socializing?"

"When Singles' Day and Valentine's Day come, you'll really be fed dog food. Why don't you take this opportunity to find a boyfriend or girlfriend to avoid being fed to death!"

The other students were discussing getting together with their classmates or getting together with other classes. After holding back for two weeks, they couldn't wait to say goodbye to their single life.

Rin looked around, and basically it was the single Kame who was more excited, which had nothing to do with him. He lowered his head and continued to look at his phone, harassing Sister Zi to talk about pregnancy protection and prenatal education.

Now the news that Yakumo Yukari might be pregnant has spread like wildfire and the whole of Gensokyo knows about it. This has completely thrown away the last bit of shame of this idle monster. She went from being too embarrassed to mention it to now being completely unafraid of scalding water, and she talks as if she has already been confirmed to be pregnant.

In Reimu's words, I really want to see what kind of expression Grandma Yakumo Yukari has when she finds out that she is not pregnant.

Just as Yakumo Yukari was talking about wanting to find a fairy tale world to do prenatal education, Rin had just replied, "How about going to the fairy tale world that I traveled through before," when the voice of a male classmate came from behind.

"Ah, let's come along, Sasaki-san. This is a rare opportunity. Making friends with other students in the school will help you get familiar with the school faster, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a strong cold aura behind him caught Lin's attention. He turned around and saw that the boy was so frightened that his teeth were chattering. With a sense of despair as if his soul had been torn apart, he returned to his seat with his head tilted like a puppet being controlled.

Well, it's like seeing something indescribable and all my sanity points dropped.

There was a coldness in Asaba Sama's deep blue eyes, his whole body was trembling slightly, his expression was so serious that it could freeze a person's heart, and his whole body was surrounded by shadows, like a cactus covered with thorns, and most people could not approach him.

Then... she pursed her lips in grievance, turned her head tremblingly and looked at Lin, her eyes filled with tears, white smoke came out of her head, and she completely lost her faith.

"Rin...Rin-kun, I seem to have done something wrong again. Why is it so difficult to make friends?"

"..."

Lin sighed. She was already familiar with Asaba's personality, and to be honest, it was difficult to correct her personality.

After Rin rejected the invitations of several female classmates, Zi went to make trouble because of the provocation of the two little girls from Hakurei Shrine and Scarlet Devil Mansion. Rin was bored and yawned with her chin in her hand.

The dungeon has been completed. It is very difficult for GAL to play alone. It is more fun to play with Kaguya around, although Kaguya always makes sarcastic comments about him because of various wrong choices.

Wait, am I...am I a masochist?

Feeling that Kaguya had beeped again, Rin opened the chat app to see if Kaguya was online, but was disappointed.

It seemed that because the last stage of infertility treatment was more important, each treatment lasted longer and longer, forcing her to give up her beloved game and her husband and work hard for the child and the position of the queen.

So there's nothing interesting going on?

Feeling that the class was a bit noisy, Lin picked up his schoolbag and walked to the door. While thinking about the Gejigege monster, he walked towards the activities department.

He really couldn't sacrifice his moral integrity to masturbate and seduce the evil spirit.

Although my virginity has been taken away by the girl in Gensokyo, I must never lose my moral integrity! Just like what is written in the introduction, I will fight for my full moral integrity.

So is there any other way?

"Come on, Naoto, I still have to participate in club activities. Can you please not go to the bathroom?"

"No, I'm very motivated today. Besides, wasn't Bi very excited on the rooftop yesterday afternoon? There were obviously other people there."

"But... I heard there's a monster in the last stall of the men's restroom on this floor... Why don't we go to the women's restroom?"

"If I could go to the women's restroom, I would, but I heard Benhao say that the women's restroom had a broken pipe and they needed to find someone to fix it, so the door was locked."

"Then don't go on the third floor! It's scary!"

"There aren't many clubs on the third floor... Besides, don't you think it would be more exciting to use a place full of monsters and ghosts for sex? Try touching it!"

"Disgusting!"

"Don't worry, as long as you don't go to the last square, it will be fine."

As Lin was walking up the stairs from the third floor to the fourth floor, she heard the voices of a young couple chatting. The voices came from the end of the corridor. There were only a few clubs on the third floor and most of them were clubs that stayed outside. There were almost no people on the third floor right now, and the two people were talking in whispers. If Lin had not had very good hearing and poor concentration, she would not have noticed this couple who were preparing to have an affair.

Lin stopped walking and rubbed his brows helplessly, feeling helpless facing two suicidal characters.

After thinking it over, Lin, whose heart leaned towards the good camp, turned and walked into the corridor, hoping to scare away this pair of idiots.

I still remember what Asaba Sama said yesterday, that this Gejigeji monster is an evil spirit that waits for boys to wake up before taking action. Rin's intuition tells her that it is not a good baby who can sit quietly in a toilet.

The two people in the bathroom started to do it impatiently. Lin deliberately increased his footsteps and just as he reached the door of the men's bathroom, he was about to tell the young couple to get out, but the sudden appearance of a familiar smell disrupted Lin's plan. He flashed to the outside of the bathroom where the two were and pulled the door open.

I saw a creature the size of a baby's arm, with a chrysanthemum-shaped mouth full of sharp teeth, a bit like a miniature death worm. It screamed and bit the bulge under the girl's skirt and panties. The boy next to him also had a XX in front of him that was about to pounce on him.

At the critical moment, the sword in Lin's hand drew a white light, cutting the two worms into four pieces and dropping them on the ground. Blue-gray liquid splashed out from the broken limbs of the worms.

At the same time, the water in the toilet was surging, as if something needed to climb out. Knowing that the opportunity was not to be missed, Lin quickly summoned his spiritual power to trap the other party.

As a result, the evil spirit suddenly disappeared in this space like a slippery loach, leaving only a few worms for Lin to kill.

Lin gritted his teeth, reluctantly retracted the knife, and turned to look at the man who was paralyzed in the corner... the man's face had returned to normal.

"I'm sorry, this should be something one of my psychopathic opponents was going to use to scare me. I didn't expect you to come in before me and be scared by these realistic fake worms."

"So... So it was just a prank?"

The boy in the school uniform swallowed his saliva and looked at the worm corpse that was cut into two parts. After thinking about it, he felt that it was impossible for such a thing to exist in real life. He nodded in sudden enlightenment: "That's right! It's really fake. It scared me."

As he said this, he hurriedly stuffed his oyster mushrooms back into his shorts and started to fasten his belt, while the boy next to him, who seemed to be called Pico and was wearing a junior high school girl's uniform, also hurriedly stuffed his oyster mushrooms back into his shorts.