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It’s weird if you’ve heard it!

Lin quickly added: "The world is so big, you may not have been there, so it's normal that you don't know others. Besides, Kappa Heavy Industries is planning to move into Area 11, so I believe you'll be able to see it soon."

When it was Yagi Eirin's turn, she was calm and composed, smiling calmly: "My princess, Kaguya Houraisan, is 15 years old this year. She is the third princess of the Moon Country. She has known etiquette since she was young, and is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting. She can inherit one-third of the country's assets, and she also has Yuedu Technology Co., Ltd. in her hands. Like Kappa Heavy Industries, it will soon move into District 11."

Seeing that Jingu Kana was still in a daze, Bayi Eirin glanced at Yakumo Aoi, picked up a cup of tea, took a sip and continued, "We in the Moon Country value etiquette. This time I came here specially to bring a gift for my in-laws, as well as Princess Kaguya's betrothal gift. Please take a look at the gift list."

"There is also one for my Lord Zi, please check it."

Kana smiled awkwardly and took the red gift list from the two people. Her daughters also came up behind her and looked at the items on the gift list curiously.

"3000 tablets of the diluted version of the 10-year-old Penglai medicine that has no side effects and does not rebound, and can keep you young forever, are given to the entire Jingu family. A super alloy ion shock cutting sword V9.99 version is given to Jingu Kanade. A textbook of the mind-control music of Mystia, Jigglypuff, and Edogawa Conan is given to Jingu Ming. A complete set of potions of Eternal Pavilion① and a full set of materials are given to Jingu Oto. Three Transformers and three plasma laser cannons jointly developed by Kawai and Yue are given to Jingu E. A collection of selected elementary skills of Gensokyo, a hardcover novel and picture album written by Patchouli Noreki, a total of 222 copies are given to Jingu Sakura and Jingu Yuki, balabala..."

Everyone in the Jingu family knew every word among them, but when they were all put together they had no idea what was going on. At the strong request of Eirin and Yakumo Aoi, a group of girls went out in a mighty manner to look at the small cargo being unloaded from the truck, and the giant machines that were taken out from nowhere and filled the entire yard.

Surrounded by black technology and black magic, it is shocking.

Fortunately, no one in the Jingu family is an ordinary person. Although they are a little confused, they can still accept things that are completely unreasonable.

At least Jingu E saw that she couldn't move her legs when she saw this pile of machines, so she quickly betrayed the Jingu family and her own brother-con beliefs, and clung to Yakumo Yukari and Houraisan Kaguya like taffy, calling them sister-in-law happily.

The other sisters, feeling the unprecedented strength of the enemy, looked heavy-hearted and tried hard not to show any frustration as they slowly returned to the living room.

The last person to come in was Kana Jingu, who suspected that she had been out of touch with the world for five hundred years. She almost destroyed Kyushu Island with an antimatter cannon, and she is still a little dazed now.

After waking up, Kana Jingu thought about the qualities that a daughter-in-law should have as a mother. Unfortunately... except for her personality, which she could not confirm because she had not spent enough time with her, all other qualities met the requirements and were completely beyond her expectations.

Caught between the daughter she had raised and the sisters who were about to become her daughters-in-law, Jingu Kana was in a dilemma. After thinking for a long time, she sighed, "Actually... I think you are all good, but I only have this one son. I still have to think about the engagement. Let me think about it for a while."

"It's okay, we have plenty of time."

Yagi Eirin nodded, thinking that this meeting was at least half successful, and the next step was to capture the Jingu family's fortress in one go.

"Speaking of which, there is one thing that I am curious about. Can you ask Kaguya and Yukari?"

Jingu Kana glanced back and forth between Kaguya and Murasaki, but didn't find anything suspicious. She asked curiously, "We now have a monogamous system. Although we in the Jingu family don't care about that, the question is... why did you two want to marry Rin together? Most women wouldn't be able to accept that."

This question touched upon the key point. Yakumo Yukari and Kaguya, who were holding their teacups, froze at the same time and fell into deep thought.

Logically speaking, at the beginning, both of them held the view that they were the girlfriends, and the others were bitches and mistresses who should be beaten to death or driven away. The idea that only one person could stay by Lin's side, when did it become a dispute between the main wife and the concubine?

...This can probably only be attributed to the terrible habits formed over hundreds of years. We have actually forgotten our original intentions and even think it is normal.

MMP, when I think about it, this harem man named Lin is really scary! However, the main wife can only be one person!

Zi and Kaguya reacted almost at the same time, pointing at each other with deep eyes: "I am the principal wife, she is just a mistress, when Rin gets tired of playing with her, she will be thrown away naturally. I will not bother with a disposable item."

Just like the two of them often quarreled and fought with each other in Gensokyo, their contradictions and oppositions were finally revealed in the Jingu family, causing Bayi Eirin and Yakumo Aoi, who had finally stabilized the results of the battle and were about to succeed, to cover their faces in pain, and quickly covered the mouths of the two men.

Kana Jingu and her daughter's eyes lit up at the same time. They finally found their Achilles' heel. Their chance had come.

Chapter 7: Reimu Hakurei is pregnant!

Yonglin and Lan were in a bad mood, looking at their princess and master as if they were looking at a zz.

If they had known that these two good-for-nothing guys would fail at the critical moment and act like little girls even at their old age, Bayi Eirin and Yakumo Aoi would have executed Plan C long ago.

What is Plan C?

It was a temporary plan made because of the worry about Murasaki and Kaguya. The general content was to just abandon the two troublesome people, Murasaki and Kaguya, and let Yagumo Eirin and Yakumo Aoi take on the battle personally. Once they successfully passed the Jingu family, there would be no problem. The two heroines would then take action when it came time to get married. By then, the rice would have been cooked. Would they still worry about meeting the mother-in-law after the marriage?

However, it was because of his confidence in Kaguya and Murasaki that he made a mistake at this moment. It is not known whether it would become an eternal hatred, but at least it gave several girls from the Jingu family an opportunity to take advantage of it.

Amidst the whispers, Yakumo Yukari and Kaguya finally realized that they had accidentally exposed their true intentions. They both turned their heads to the side and held their foreheads with their hands, feeling a little headache.

Kaguya regained her dignified and elegant smile, put her hands into her sleeves, and said gently and kindly: "Just now, I was just joking with Sister Zi. We have a good relationship. Often bickering like just now will not affect the sisterhood between us."

"Ahem, that's right, Kaguya and I have known each other for a long time, and we have even lived together. We have a very good relationship. I was just joking just now."

Even Xigua and Lin would not believe this, let alone the shrewd and insightful Jingu Kana. She did not expose it on the surface, but was very happy in her heart. Her expression was not perfunctory at all. She nodded and said, "I used to tease my bestie like this all the time. It's okay. Since you are here, why not stay for a few days? It will give me time to think about it. Now we know each other..."

As she said this, she looked at the only one who looked a bit like an elder, Yagi Eirin, and said, "Well, Eirin, let's have a good chat. This is also your first time at the Jingu family. Kanade, take good care of these guests and take them around the garden and the Glory City."

"Okay, Mother."

It sounded like Jingu Kana was planning to go and get some information from Bayonetta alone when she was pulling Eirin. Yukari and Kaguya both breathed a sigh of relief. They had lived for so long and had seen all kinds of people and things, but this was the first time they had met their mother-in-law. She was just an ordinary human, but she brought endless pressure to the two sisters.

Having been a bystander for a long time, Rin was relieved. He wanted to grab Kaguya's arm and take Murasaki upstairs to have a good talk about their performance just now. However, Kanade directly blocked Rin's way and said, "Rin, leave this matter to us. We haven't seen Kaguya and Murasaki for more than half a month. We still need to catch up. As a boy, don't get involved."

"Yes." Jingu Kana, who had already walked a few meters away from Yagi Eirin, turned around and smiled slightly, "You will start school in three days, so hurry up and prepare for your studies."

WTF! What the hell is this?

Rin was stunned for a moment, caught off guard by the sudden sharp turn and almost killed.

"Go...to school?"

It felt like Lin was dreaming. He was a human who had been traveling through time for hundreds of years, not counting the thousands of years he had lived. And in the long time he had lived, the few times he had gone to school only added up to four or five years. He had spent most of his life wandering around like a big idler saving people.

He hadn't heard the word "school" for a long time. He pointed at his nose in a daze, looked at his mother Jingu Kana, and asked again in disbelief: "Are... are you letting me go to school?"

Jingu Kana showed a meaningful smile, mixed with a bit of cunning: "That's right, think about it, if you don't go to school and just focus on getting married, what will people say about you?"

"But..." Lin finally recalled the last time Kana came back to fight against the family, and said righteously, "I won the last family battle. I clearly said that I would not go to school anymore. Mother, how can you go back on your word?"

"But you didn't tell me you were getting married last time? You don't go to class and you still want to get married. There's no such thing in the world. I don't want people to say that my son had to drop out of school and get married in a hurry because he got someone else's daughter pregnant. So... I can consider getting married, but you have to go to school."

It was Kana Jingu-miya who used her power as the only elder in the Jingu family to shut up all the words that Rin wanted to say in her complaint. She was speechless for a long time and covered her face in pain.

The meaning of Kana's words was very clear. If you don't go to school, don't even think about getting married. Rin thought about it for a long time but couldn't understand why she suddenly did this. He only knew that Kame and Wenwen were going to play with eggs together today.

Maybe it was because she felt deceived by her son when he suddenly revealed that he had a girlfriend and was in a hurry to meet his parents, and in fact she was very angry and wanted to find an opportunity to teach him a lesson?

This is the only possible guess...

Lin, who was still young, innocent and kind, sighed and decided to talk to his two fiancées in the evening to fight a roundabout way and try to solve the current dilemma.

During the time he was thinking, the entire living room was empty. Even the maid who was cleaning had left. A gust of cold wind blew, and Lin shuddered all over. He always felt that... something worse would happen.

This made Rin, who believed in his seventh sense as a man, a little panicked, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of anything worse than the current situation. He temporarily calmed down his complicated emotions of worrying about the future and took out his cell phone to find Kaguya to calm his nerves.

"Rin~~~"

In just a short while, Thor came across the corridor to Rin, holding a plate and wagging his tail, walking as lightly as a butterfly. Excited, he swung his tail behind him and circled around Rin, with a smug look written all over his face.

"???"

Lin, who was in a bad mood, glanced at Thor and saw that she was as happy as a child. His mood improved a little and he asked expressionlessly, "What kind of poison...what kind of food...have you prepared?"

“This time, I am absolutely confident in my cooking! Look forward to it, ding ding ding ~”

As the plate was opened, a rich aroma wafted out. After the steam dissipated, Lin felt scared when he looked at the meat on the plate.

There is a circle of green on the outside, and the pattern in the middle is made up of multiple colors such as purple, blue, red, and white. The bone in the middle looks more like an eye staring at himself.

Looking at this piece of meat, the first thing that came to Rin's mind was the Cthulhu-branded food that Shenqi had force-fed him in a dream in the demon world.

“What…what the hell is this?!”

"It's my tail~"

The tail behind Thor was intact, swaying heavily. Its owner continued with her unique train of thought: "Rin, you must have never eaten dragon meat. It's delicious! Really, I've tasted it before. Please feel free to eat it."

"I'm sorry... I'm not interested in lizard meat, and I'm worried that you might cut off a piece of my flesh and cook it one day."

Rin's indifference deeply hurt Thor's heart. She shook her head vigorously, looking aggrieved and sad: "How could I hurt Rin, wuwuwu... This is why the dragon tribe expresses friendship, and... it's really delicious."

Seeing that she was about to burst into tears, Lin sighed and thought that it was just dragon meat. He had even eaten dragon whips, so it didn't seem to matter.

As she thought about this, Rin picked up her fork and stabbed the piece of tail meat. Just as she was about to put it into her mouth, she suddenly heard Thor continue, "Come to think of it, most dragons didn't know that dragon meat is delicious at first. It was Isaac that told them that their species has a characteristic that any female dragon can get pregnant as long as she eats the meat of a male dragon. Ah... Will Rin get pregnant with my baby, (>^ω^<) meow."

"Fuck you, fuck you!"

Lin instantly became furious and stuffed the dragon meat directly into Thor's open mouth and pushed it in hard until she ate it: "If you want to have a baby, go and have it yourself! And, I'm a man!"

Feeling greatly insulted on the basis of gender, Rin left the living room without saying a word and ran upstairs. Thinking carefully, this must be Kana Jingu's fault. Damn it! Why was she framed when she was clearly not wearing women's clothes?

Rin originally wanted to complain to Thor about what had just happened, but now she was in no mood at all. She returned to her room and threw herself on the bed. She rolled around a few times, looking up at the ceiling, and she felt like having sex.

He took out his phone and opened the chat app to take a look. Xiao Ai and Forle were not online. Instead, the girls from Gensokyo kept refreshing his screen with private messages. Rin, who was already in a terrible mood, impatiently ignored all the messages, opened the "Xianyu's Comfort and Reassurance Group", and prepared to get down to business.

"Where's Kaguya? Where's Kaguya! If she's not here, Wenwen will do! If Wenwen's not here, Qingguo will do!"

"If you counter this shield, you might die as miserably as Rin:?? Why are you looking for me! Let me make it clear first, I'm neither a wolf nor a dog. I don't eat dog food or bones, I don't bark, and I won't play the plate throwing game with you."

"I'm gonna beep you aa ...

Rin, who finally got the chance to bleep Kame in person, felt extremely happy. He ignored the Tengu girls' strong requests that he should be responsible for what he blew. Rin suddenly realized that apart from Tengu, there were few people in the group that was originally very lively today.

"@This article is fresh and honest, and it is fair to all: Where are the other guys who just hang out in the group? Why is Tengu the only one here today?"

"I am two meters and five feet tall and can pluck the stars from the sun and the moon. Wenwen is not here either. I seem to have heard that everyone else went to the development zone to look for Kappa and Yuedu Technology Company. I am not sure about the details. Rin, have you finally figured out that you want to marry my clan's Kaguya? Balabalabala..."

Lin closed the chat window. He didn't understand what these guys were doing in the development zone. Was there another trade fair?

After thinking about it, this is the only possibility. For some reason, the strong feeling of uneasiness in Lin's heart is getting worse and worse.

The more he thought about it, the more irritated he became. He jumped up from the bed, turned on his computer and prepared to play some cat-fucking to soothe his soul.

……

In the evening, it was finally time for dinner. Rin sat at the dining table and shifted her gaze from Jingu Kana, who was still chatting cordially and friendly with Yagi Eirin and looked like a close friend, to the Jingu sisters, Murasaki, and Kaguya, who were laughing and talking happily, and did not notice anything unusual.

"Maybe I'm overthinking it."

Lin breathed a sigh of relief, finished his meal slowly, and followed a group of girls back to the living room, wanting to eavesdrop on the conversation and determine the progress of the strategy.

However, just when Yagi Eirin mentioned the matter of marriage again, Rin suddenly felt a huge object like a meteorite falling towards the Jingu family at lightning speed.

He, the four girls from Gensokyo, and Thor all stood up at the same time. Thor even opened his mouth a few times, brewing his dragon magic cannon.

With a loud "boom", the thing's speed was so fast that several people didn't have time to react before it crashed into the Jingu family's mansion, and directly collapsed the third and second floors. The entire ground was shaking violently. Rin hurried to protect his family, and felt the familiar breath of the object. He shouted "Wait" to Zou who was about to kill him with a knife and Thor who was about to fire the magic cannon.

As soon as the last word "wait" was uttered, in a violent shock, the metal body of the thing broke through the ceiling of the second floor and got stuck in it. At the same time, the hatch was opened, and before Rin could even curse, the girl in white bloomers had already sat on his face.

Lin was knocked to the ground on the spot, and felt like dying when the girl rode on his face.

"Huh? Where's the president? Ahahahaha!"

Marisa's bold voice sounded, she covered her hat with her hands and stood up from Rin's face, turned around and gave Rin a thumbs up: "I'm here DA☆ZE!"

"Da you...Bang!"

Another girl sat down, then stood up with a red face, covered her skirt and bowed to Lin: "I'm very sorry, father. And, it's been a long time since I last saw you, father."

"Alice you...bang!"

"Huh? The landing point was calculated just right, um, luckily everything is fine, Remi and the others can come down now, muq~"

"Just a hairy... Boom!"

"Ahahahaha, my followers and my servants, are you happy to see your master happy?"

"…I'm sorry, Rin-sama. Miss, please get off Rin-sama's face quickly… No, no, and don't step on his face, it's very rude."

Feeling the foot finally leave her face, Rin breathed a sigh of relief and was about to stand up when she was hit hard in the face again.

"Where did you hide my long-term meal ticket? This time I brought all my ancestors here to ask for your advice. Ah... This world is not bad."

"...Reimu, get off Rin's face first. Rin, long time no see... emmm, it's been more than a hundred years, right?"

"No, Miss First Miko, I don't think now is the time to reminisce about the past."

Lin rolled away from the danger zone, shaking his head with a headache, looking at the familiar girls one by one. He felt that even if he beeped a hundred Kamasutras, a hundred Wenwens, and a hundred Qingguos, it would not be able to describe the feeling he had right now.

"What on earth do you want to do here? Aren't you tired of making such a fuss every day? That's enough! The Gensokyo volume is over! Can you just stay in Gensokyo and retire peacefully? Stop bothering me! I want to act out another volume with my sisters, gunna!"

"Rin~"

Lianlian pounced and emptied all of Lin's anger. He quickly hugged her and touched her head, as if it was someone else who was furious before. The smile returned to his face, warm and sunny: "Long time no see, dear Lianlian."

"…Rin, who are these girls?"

Kana Jingu also recovered from dementia, and looking at the girls in this room, she felt as if she was dreaming.

"Just a friend."

"You all... say hello to my mother and get out of here immediately, except for Sister Youxiang and Sister Lian Lian Lisihong."

Alice straightened her clothes. She looked like a super doll from a fairy tale, so beautiful. She walked to the side of Jingu Kana in her leather boots and said, "Hello, beautiful grandmother. I am your daughter, Alice Margatroid. It's our first meeting. Please give me your guidance."

"Hello, Auntie. I'm Kirisame Marisa. I'm a magician by profession, and I'm Rin's friend DA☆ZE! I'm coming to make trouble at your wedding!"

"Humans... mmmm."

Sakuya covered Remi's mouth and bowed to Kana: "I'm sorry, Madam Jingu, this is my eldest daughter, Remlia Scarlet, and I am Sakuya Izayoi, the eldest daughter's personal maid."