Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"Hey? I think this dress is pretty, I like it very much..."

Lin sighed helplessly: "You know the profession of maid, right? What you are wearing now is the work clothes of our maid."

"Wow! That's great! Actually... what I long for most is to be a perfect and chic maid."

Looking at Thor, whose face was full of longing and whose tail was wagging like a Husky, Rin had no idea what was going on in the dragon's mind and was speechless. She could only let her do whatever she wanted.

She took Thor back to the living room and asked the maid to prepare tea. The two sat on the sofa and chatted. After a while, the eldest sister Jingu Kanade walked down the stairs while stretching. As soon as she reached the corner, she saw her younger brother chatting happily with a maid she had never seen before. Her face instantly became gloomy.

"Good morning, Sister Zou. Let me introduce you. This is my friend Thor from abroad. He plans to travel to District 11 soon and will stay at our house for the time being."

"...Friend? Not girlfriend?"

Zou took a closer look. She had never seen a girl with such an innocent smile and strange pupils before. She was also not one of the girls she saw on the beach last time. It was obvious that she was not her enemy.

Jingongzou looked relaxed and polite.

"Hello, I'm Rin's elder sister, Kanade Jingu. Welcome. Please feel free to come and treat this place as your home. If you need anything, you can tell me or anyone in the family directly."

Feeling the other party's kindness, and with the bonus of being Rin's sister, Thor showed a big innocent smile: "Hello, Rin's sister! My name is Thor, and I have a great dream, which is to become Rin's exclusive maid. Please give me your guidance!"

"puff……"

Lin spat out a mouthful of tea and quickly took out a tissue to wipe his mouth: "When did this happen? It's really ruining the show to say this all of a sudden!"

"Just now!"

Thor looked at the clock in the corner and tilted his head. "That was the goal set three minutes ago."

"...So I don't understand what you guys are thinking. Sister Zou, don't worry about it. The people there think differently from us."

Jingu Kanade looked around and wanted to speak but didn't know what to say. He sighed with mixed feelings: "Forget it... As long as you are happy, by the way, Rin, when will your girlfriend come?"

Zou's expression was natural, a normal sister's reaction. Lin thought for a moment and said, "It will probably take a few days. It's okay. Don't worry. Just go and do your thing, Zou."

The biggest enemy has not arrived yet, and this small fish and shrimp in front of him is not in the eyes of the Jingu family. Zou nodded and prepared to practice sword first.

Once Kanade left, Rin breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Thor, who was munching on pastries, "So what's the deal with the maid?"

Thor blinked and swallowed the food in his mouth. After drinking a mouthful of water, he said, "That's it. Lin, you saved my life. I heard that maids can stay with their masters forever and take care of their masters. The key point is that it is completely different from slaves. Wow! It feels really good."

"We already have a lot of maids. You can see that we have at least a hundred of them. We should change our ideal as soon as possible."

After saying these cold and heartless words, Rin put down the teacup, called over a maid and told her to prepare Thor's room. The textbook appearance of a good-for-nothing young master remained unchanged after hundreds of years of trials and tribulations.

"……cold."

Thor lowered his head, put his fingers together, and said in a low voice: "Rin, you don't welcome me. I know it's wrong to come to you suddenly without your permission, but... I don't have any friends in that world, and I haven't seen my father for decades. I really want to live with you, I..."

All the girls that Rin knew had this skill of hitting his weaknesses directly. Rin opened his mouth but couldn't say a word. When he thought about it carefully, maid... there was nothing wrong with it. Yakumo Yukari had a loyal fox Yakumo Ai, Kaguya had Eirin who always guarded (crossed out) and served her, and the servants Suzusen and Tei, and even the Benimengkan had a head maid Sakuya. It seemed nothing wrong for him to have his own maid.

If there's anything awkward about it, it's not the dragon maid thing. After all, he even has a dragon pet. The really awkward thing is the transition from a friend to a maid... ahem, it's definitely not because he's afraid of being defeated by Yumeko.

"I know, as long as you like it, I'm also very casual."

"Rin! That's great!"

Thor cheered and pounced on Rin happily. His aggressive behavior happened to be seen by Jingu Ming who was going downstairs.

Ming's blue eyes narrowed, hostility was strong, and he shouted in a cold voice: "You little bitch... woman, let go of my brother!"

This roar seemed to overturn the Jingu family's large manor. Whether it was Yin who was watering the flowers in the room, or the sleeping Baka Hui and Sakura and Xiaoyuki, they all jumped up from the bed suddenly and prepared for battle.

Except for Granny Zi who had rolled into the gap and was sleeping in a daze, the entire Jingu family was in an uproar.

In an instant, Lin felt countless footsteps sound, and everyone was running towards the living room.

"Sister Ming..."

Lin really wanted to tell this perverted brother-con that Thor didn't want to rape him, so he calmed down and said, "This is my friend Thor who came to District 11 from abroad to travel. He will stay at our house for a while. Big sister has agreed. Sister Ming, please be careful."

Ming looked at Thor with suspicion, but did not find any signs of ambiguity. She didn't even know him, so she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Well, although having a woman is not a good thing, it is much better than having a girlfriend. In comparison, this is a good thing.

Conquered by her own divine logic, Ming nodded apologetically to Thor: "I thought it was a maid who seduced her brother. I'm sorry. My name is Jingu Ming, I'm Rin's second sister. Welcome."

The poor sister Doulong, who was frightened by an angry roar and almost turned into a dragon to destroy the world, nodded a little stupidly. When she reacted, Ming was no longer in front of her. She tilted her head and thought that after all, she was Lin's second sister, so she let it go.

At this time, there was already a circle of girls surrounding the periphery. As soon as Ming left, Rin's other relatives also introduced themselves to Thor in a friendly and amiable manner, and expressed their sincere and warm welcome.

This kindness and friendliness made Thor's favorability, which he could not gain from other races, increase rapidly.

"As expected of Rin's family, everyone is so nice! I love it here!"

"As long as you like it. By the way, did you see Kiriko and Asuna before you came? They are the two girls who fought with me before."

Thor thought about it, a light bulb lit up on his head, and he pointed with his index finger: "They left the world right after you, they must have returned to another world, weird... Aren't you from the same world?"

"Okay... well, at least it's safe now. I'll go see my friends when I have the chance. Also... Princess Snow White of the Lily Kingdom, do you know the situation?"

"…I'm sorry, Rin. I left to look for you after you left. I don't know much about what happened in that world."

It was not unexpected that Thor could not get any information from him. Lin was not disappointed at all and nodded: "Then you can stay at my house first. I will take you to know this world when I have time. Let's start with the basic common sense."

Rin's laziness is basically at the same level as Kaguya and Yakumo Yukari. He is too lazy to take any action. He just calls out Sakura and Yuki, and two ninja lolis appear in front of him in the blink of an eye.

"My Lord, do you have any instructions? I will do my best to complete them."

This toneless, bullying voice came from the expressionless Sakura. The dazed and naive Xiaoxue beside her took a long time to react and nodded vigorously.

Looking at the two little lolis kneeling on one knee and Thor standing beside them with sparkling eyes as if he had been instilled with incredible knowledge, Rin became even more worried and decided to find a new mentor for her.

"Forget it, you guys go watch TV first, we'll have breakfast soon. Also, this is from a messy book, right? I'll confiscate it after breakfast!"

"Bad brother!"

For the first time, Xiaoxue showed anger. She glared at him, then took Sakura's hand and left.

"Hui! Hui!"

"Brother~~~~"

Baka Hui shook her little head and sprinted forward, appearing in front of Rin. She jumped directly onto his legs and rubbed her face hard against Rin, looking very clingy.

Hui is very obedient, and because of his stupid nature he doesn't think too much, so he is the perfect common sense teacher for Thor.

Lin touched her head and said, "My friend comes from a remote mountain village in a foreign country. She doesn't know much about city life. Only Hui can accomplish this important mission of teaching her how to use daily necessities, electrical appliances, and some basic common sense."

"Yes, sir!"

Being trusted by her brother, Jingu E was extremely excited. She immediately saluted, took Thor's hand, and hurried upstairs.

Giving Thor a reassuring look and watching the two people leave, Rin, who finally got a moment of peace in the morning, let out a long sigh and leaned lazily on the sofa.

After resolving the issue of meeting the parents and getting engaged, I have to start studying this world and the power of the devil, and find a way to completely resolve this big problem once and for all.

After much thought, it would be much easier if we knew who the male protagonist of the anime was who dared to openly set up a harem in his house.

Chapter 5: Meet the parents? No! We will protect my brother's xx!

There is actually nothing wrong with beeping. It is just a way for humans to describe their mood, and this method does not depend on whether the person is willing or must make the beeping behavior.

Similar to this metaphor is that in this world, Yakumo Yukari has shouted more than once in the group, private chat, or in front of him, "I'm going to fuck you to death." Look, has he really been fucked to death now?

Now Rin really wanted to express his inner distress in a wailing way, the main reason being that Thor had blown up half of his building.

Rin couldn't even blame Thor for this extreme behavior. After all, it was not Thor's will. In her words, it was because she couldn't control the terrifying thing like food. After struggling for a long time, she finally gave up the battle of wits and resorted to force.

Then, with a loud bang, the Jingu family’s residence almost flew up.

Fortunately, there were no casualties, otherwise Rin would have mistaken Thor for Kame and dragged Kame out of Gensokyo and killed her.

All along, Rin could not understand how powerful Misaka Mikoto was to be able to blow up a kitchen. After all, he had seen Misaka Mikoto cook later, and she was not only skilled but also quite good at cooking. This led him to believe that the idea of ​​being able to blow up a kitchen was groundless.

Now, everything is clear.

Rin covered his face in pain. As the head of the Jingu family (?), he did not want to spend the money for the Jingu family's renovation. So, regardless of how other family members would view Thor, he immediately asked her to be responsible for her own family.

Therefore, the dragons used their ability to trace back objects and directly restored everything to its previous state, demonstrating their power.

Looking at Thor, who had no idea what mistake he had made, was unrepentant and obsessed with how to tame the ingredients, Rin put down her hands that were covering her face and sighed: "I think the maid at home may not be able to tame you at all. It seems... It's time to ask Sakuya for help."

Rin took out his cell phone and found Sakuya, sent her a message, and after waiting for her reply, he frantically tapped the screen and typed.

"Sakuya, I have something very important to trouble you with. I have a friend here who wants to become an excellent maid. I heard that you have already obtained the position of president of the Gensokyo Maid Association and the honor of the Excellent Maid Lifetime Award. Can you help train this maid of mine?"

"Master Lin, I think you should deal with the eldest lady first. She is still holding Gungnir and shouting that she will stab you to death. The second lady has been released, and... I also plan to join the expedition. I hope Master Lin can take care of himself. Then, I will take my leave first."

She explained the current situation of the Scarlet Devil Mansion in one breath, and also explained Rin's situation. The head maid is worthy of being the head maid, and even her words are clear and concise.

Rin closed the chat window and stared at Remi's nine hundred and ninety-nine messages with a headache.

The content of the message was roughly that Rin was a liar. Not only did she and Fran abandon her, she also deleted their memories and never came back to look for them. She was an out-and-out liar. Based on the principle that liars must die, all the messages Miss Remlia sent afterwards were full of majesty such as stab you to death, stab you through, kill you, use your blood to regain my trust, and then kill you to sever ties with you.

Lin flipped through it for a long time and finally found the key point.

"Since you want to sever ties, take off the ring of majesty and the clothes I gave you and return them to me."

"You're dreaming. This is the sacrifice you, as a servant, should offer to me. Oh, when I find you, you will surely die under my divine spear. Be afraid, tremble, and then beg for mercy and become my follower."

"Go to hell with you, go to hell with you, you're dreaming. You were so well-behaved when you were little, but in just five hundred years you've become like this. Sigh... it's my fault for not disciplining you well."

"Believe it or not, my servant Lin, if you keep provoking me like this, I'll shoot you and you'll probably be dead!"

Feeling that the Remi virus was incurable, and this brat kept provoking him in private chats, Lin was silent for a while and felt that it was time to treat Remi properly and make her as well-behaved and cute as before.

So, Rin closed Remlia's chat window and opened the group chat, ignoring a group of girls who were shouting about fate under the leadership of Reimu, but were stopped by Harumu who had just joined and Reimu's mother and started a terrible online education activity to educate her "daughter (great*10 granddaughter)". Rin sent the photos of Remi, Fran and Lianlian that she took at that time to the group.

"Note: This is the cute photo of our lovely Fran, lovely Lianlian and crybaby Remi when they were little. This is a collector's edition for everyone, may you and me be happy."

"Lianlian likes Lin Meow Meow (new nickname) the most: Meow Meow Meow, Brother Lin!"

"My majesty: bastard! Uwaaa! I will kill you, believe it or not!"

"Miss Saigao: Great... Great... I accept Lord Lin's favor. Don't worry, I will do my best to persuade you, Miss."

Sakuya, who changed her mind at the last minute because of a photo, was not in Rin's plan. He turned off his phone contentedly, walked to the living room, leaned on the sofa, and felt much better.

There are many reasons why he is depressed, the first is that it has been two days since he returned home, but he still has no clue about the male protagonist of the hentai anime; the second is that yesterday when he used common sense to explore the world, he discovered something unexpected. He originally thought that the hentai anime scene he was in, that is, the Jingu family, could only be regarded as an incomplete small world that could be easily solved, but he didn't expect that one thing is connected to another, and this small world is also connected to other worlds, and finally formed a huge hentai world.

That's right, what I mean is... the world that Rin lives in is simply a huge and diverse collection of hentai.

How could he have the ability to solve such a huge world? Not only that, where can he find the male protagonist of anime in such a big world?

In the morning, Rin discussed with Kaguya, who had finally come out of seclusion, and decided to try the plan first proposed by Fortuna and Xiao Ai. Unfortunately, the ex-girlfriend and the real girlfriend were not online yet, so Rin had to wait until the two girls came online to ask for details.

Leaning on the sofa, thinking over and over again and having nothing to do, Rin decided to go back to his room to catch up on his gaming. He hadn't yet finished the game Bishoujo Man XX that he had played before, so don't think that hundreds of years would allow him to forget such an unforgettable event.

Rin had just returned to her room and opened the game when she received an email from Kana Jingu. She had already packed her things and was ready to go home. She would probably arrive at Jingu Manor in the evening.

This is a good thing, although I’m still a little nervous... Never mind, as long as I can get through this, it will be a big step forward for me.

I finally finished playing the complete ending of Pretty Cure Man XX, which took me about five or six hours, excluding the time for breakfast at noon. I checked the chat messages and found that Fortuna and Xiao Ai were still not online. Rin turned off the game, stood up and stretched, and walked towards the bathroom.

After washing my face, I went back downstairs. Several sisters were sitting on the sofa, waiting for Kana Jingu to come back.

Well, unlike previous years when they were facing a formidable enemy, they are now waiting for reinforcements.

After looking around and not finding Thor, Lin picked up the sleepy Xiaoxue and put her on his lap. He sat in her position and asked curiously, "Where is Thor?"

Yin smiled slightly: "She is learning gardening in the back garden. It can be seen that your friend is really interested in the job of maid. Rin will be happy to have a dedicated maid in the future, right?"

"I don't think so." Lin shrugged and told the truth, "As long as I don't accidentally blast her into pieces, the maid's words don't matter. Speaking of which, Xiao Hai called me today and said she will be back the day after tomorrow. I have to prepare a nice welcome dinner then."

Zou, who was reading a fashion magazine, put down the book and smiled meaningfully: "I remember you were very unhappy at first, but now you treat Xiao Hai as a family member."

"After all, he is an obedient and well-behaved child..."

As they were talking, several people's cell phones rang at the same time. When they opened them, they found that the real boss of the Jingu family, Kana Jingu, was about to arrive.

The maids quickly got busy. The apron had been cleaned early and the red carpet had been laid out. All that was left was to line up to welcome the guests.

A sumptuous dinner was being prepared in the kitchen. Rin looked at her family, woke up Koyuki, took Sakura and Koyuki's hands, and followed Kanade out of the room.

Soon, the sound of the helicopter became louder and louder, and Rin's clothes were rustling. After the helicopter landed, Kana Jingu, who was dressed fashionably and looked ageless, got off the helicopter, took off her sunglasses and looked at Rin.

As for her son, Kana Jingu handed the bag to Miss Sakurada without saying a word, and gave Rin a facial cleanser to express her concern and longing.

After finally breaking free, Lin took two steps back in front of everyone, expressionless, "Next time, I think it would be better to change this kind of welcome to a less enthusiastic one."

This time, Jingu Kana did not show off her exaggerated acting skills in front of her children. She nodded and smiled, "Okay, after all, you have grown up and have a girlfriend. If you get married soon, you may become a father in two years. By the way, son... have you done it?"

"..."