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"that's it!"

Alice nodded confidently, reached out to grab Rin's clothes, and stood on tiptoe to look into the lake.

Lin was slightly stunned and a little curious. He directly used "qi" to drag the lake water up. The water floated in the air, and the original place turned into a huge pit. The scene was very magnificent.

"Wow! Daddy is so awesome!"

As Alice clapped in adoration, Rin's "ki" had already penetrated into the ravine at the bottom of the pit, dragging a ball of blue light directly to the shore, and then the water sank and the lake returned to calm.

Whether Newton would jump out of the coffin was no longer the end. Lin reached out and lifted up the ball of light, poking it with his finger curiously.

There was actually a corpse in the blue light, which felt very cold to the touch, as if something was sucking on his fingers. He used his Qi to test what it was.

A long time ago, Sister Youxiang purified her natural power and showed it to Rin in order to let him feel the power of nature. The ball of light in front of him seemed to be similar to the power of nature, and it was also very simple.

The blue light held up by the airflow suddenly shook violently, absorbing the air introduced by Lin, shrinking and expanding as if something was about to break out of its cocoon.

As the blue light completely enveloped Rin and Alice, a bone-chilling chill suddenly appeared, even directly penetrating Rin's "qi". The screams of her precious daughter beside her made Rin tremble all over, and she unconsciously retracted her qi, causing the darkest blue light in the center to fall directly to the ground.

Lin protected Alice and drove away the biting cold. A strong breath of life gradually took shape and the blue light gradually dissipated.

The familiar ice crystal wings, in an inverted position, completely naked, with the head stuck in the mud on the river bank, and the two arms were trying hard to pull the head out.

"Stupid ⑨?!"

Lin quickly stepped forward, grabbed Bingjing's waist and pulled her out of the mud. Looking at her face covered with mud, blinking her eyes as if making a stick, she couldn't help but cover her face.

This... must not be his fault, right?

“Hahaha! I’m finally out la la la la la!”

This idiotic vibe didn't change at all, she didn't even remember to wipe the mud off her face, and was happily flying around on Rin's head.

"Dad, this looks stupid... Is it the fairy in the book?!"

"That's right! Dai-chan!"

Directly ignoring Rin, the human who released her, and Alice who had turned on her sharp-tongued mode, Cirno went straight into the forest by the lake, and came out again after a few seconds.

Flying to Rin's side, the naked idiot 9 put his hands on his hips and raised his head smugly: "Stupid human, hurry up and help me release the soybean paste."

What's with all this stupidity and familiarity?

Lin was pulled into the forest by Cirno with a confused look on her face, and they stopped in front of a tree. She blinked her eyes, looked at the tree expectantly, and kept calling the big fairy.

"???"

Rin watched her mumbling to herself for a while before she finally reacted and used the same method to direct the air into the tree, dragging out a ball of green light hidden inside, and finally watching the ball of light in front of her turn into a fully nude green-haired goblin.

"Wow! Dai-chan!"

The big fairy stared at Cirno blankly, then shifted his gaze to Rin, and suddenly blushed and covered his vital parts: "Cirno-chan, hurry up...hurry up and put on your clothes!"

"clothing?"

The ice spirit bit his finger, looked down at his body, and tilted his head: "Why do I have to wear clothes?"

"!"

The big fairy looked at Cirno in shock and disbelief, and flew to her side eagerly, even forgetting his shame, and grabbed her shoulders and shook them hard: "Cirno-chan! What's wrong with you?!"

Looking at her friends interacting with each other, Cirno tilted her head: "I'm fine! Why should I wear clothes when it's so troublesome!"

After staring at Cirno strangely for a few seconds, the big fairy held out four fingers: "Cirno, what's this?"

The stupid ice fairy looked at it for a few seconds and answered the correct answer very confidently, which made the big fairy who thought she was crazy breathe a sigh of relief.

"Ahem... I think it's useless to ask about numbers below ten. Cirno-chan is so smart, she should at least count from 1 to 100."

The evil-minded Lin kindly reminded her, and Cirno nodded in agreement: "It's just counting to one hundred, so easy! Watch me, 1, 2, 3, 9999..."

With the infinite loop of stupid ⑨⑨ as the background sound, Rin spread his hands and looked at the big fairy: "Did you see it?"

Unexpectedly, the big fairy showed a panic expression as if the sky was falling and the earth was collapsing. He grabbed Cirno and shook her hard: "Cirno...how did you suddenly become an idiot? You were fine before you fell asleep...Wow! Why did you become zz!"

Lin was not surprised by the two naked fairies, who were only the size of little girls. Instead, she was surprised by the last words of the big fairy and asked curiously, "Wait! You mean... this idiot, he was... not an idiot before?!"

Rin was shocked by the truth and was incoherent. The big fairy thought that Rin and Alice were friends of Cirno, and nodded with tears in her eyes: "Cirno-chan used to be very smart... Is it because she slept for too long?"

"I am very smart!"

Not realizing the tragic degeneration that had happened to her, Cirno put her hands on her hips, nodded proudly, and continued to fall into the infinite mathematical loop of 9.

Alice looked around with an unhappy expression. She pulled Lin's clothes and put her head close to him: "Dad, could it be that he fell on the fairy's head before and became like this? Alice heard from the maid that if a baby falls on his head, he will become a fool..."

"Ahem...I don't think so..."

Lin was in mixed feelings. After thinking about it carefully, Cirno was not a baby. From what the great fairy said, she should have been sleeping for a long time. In other words, she would not become mentally retarded if he let go and she fell into the mud. Probably.

She convinced herself, but the guilt in her heart lingered. Rin touched the little head of stupid ⑨, took out two children's dresses and panties, handed them to the fairy and Cirno, and then asked curiously: "Fairy, how long have you been sleeping? And why did you sleep in the first place?"

It is a fact that Cirno has become a fool. The big demon is in a very bad mood and speaks weakly. He tells Rin the story of the demon exactly as it is.

Just as it is recorded in the chronicles of Gensokyo Academy, this place is a paradise developed by Gensokyo Academy and temporarily set up with the power of gods, where fairies, whether they are from outside or newly born, all live happily until Gensokyo Academy is disbanded. There is no one to maintain the barrier, fearing that the barrier will dissipate and connect with the outside world, creating unknown hidden dangers. Cirno, the leader of the fairies at the time, decides to put all the fairies to sleep.

Because fairies are elves born from the power of nature, so as long as there is water, trees, light and other natural elements in the world, they will never die and can wait for stability to revive again.

After understanding the whole story, Rin grasped the key point, which is...it turns out that Cirno was not a fool before.

Thinking of the once majestic ice spirit, and then recalling the idiot who was pulled out of the mud, Lin covered his face in pain.

So he thought of a good way to "atone his sins".

"Well... aren't there other fairies? Do you want me to help wake them all up?"

"No need! Besides, I don't know where they are sleeping. Don't worry about them. They will gradually wake up after a while. But Cirno-chan..."

The big fairy looked at Cirno, who was flying around foolishly and grabbing her skirt to lift it up to reveal her panties, with a face full of worry and sympathy.

Not even given such a chance to atone for his sins, Rin covered her face with even more pain and self-blame, and waved her hand: "Now the barrier of this place has been re-reinforced and renamed Gensokyo. It is considered... my territory. I give this misty lake to Cirno to welcome the fairies to join the big family of Gensokyo."

After saying all this in one breath, Lin breathed a sigh of relief, and her whole body relaxed, as if her mind and soul had been redeemed and forgiven by the gods.

The big fairy blinked and was about to say that this place originally belonged to them, the fairies, but Cirno burst into cheers, raised her hands and swayed her body happily, seeming to like this gift very much.

"Ahem, in that case, you guys can have fun. I'm leaving first. When you have time, learn about the current situation in Gensokyo. Making more friends will help Cirno's recovery. Also... for Cirno's math problems, you can ask Kamishizawa Kein and Yakumo Aoi. Remember these two names. I'll come to visit you again. Bye."

Not wanting to face Idiot ⑨'s innocence anymore, Rin ran away with Alice, who had no idea what they were saying, with her tail between her legs.

Flying towards the Yakumo family in the night, Alice stared at her father with her blue eyes, and suddenly sighed: "Dad, I think the fairy named Cirno must have fallen and become stupid. Let's go back and let Mommy treat it."

"It's useless. You're an incurable idiot. And...Alice, you can't tell anyone about this, including your mom and your future husband. Just keep it a secret between dad and you. Anyone who tells anyone will be punished."

"Husband?" Alice tilted her head and thought for a while, not quite understanding what the word meant. "Hehe, the secret with Daddy..."

Ps: I know you thought of You Ling Meng, and these few chapters are just to introduce the important characters and then wrap up. I decided to give up on You Ling Meng because it is too long... and I don’t really like tragedies.

Also, no complaints! No one checked my typos for me! It's so hard to find my own typos!

There is another update at midnight. If nothing unexpected happens this month (such as being addicted to games or dating), I will update three times a day with 1 words.

Chapter 93: Kaguya is a good boyfriend (Additional chapter ② with QJ title)

Ever since Alice became familiar with the people in Gensokyo through the birthday party, she began to often beg Shenqi to take her to Gensokyo to play. Shenqi, who always put Alice first and had no decisiveness, had to agree to her beloved request even if she was reluctant.

From then on, Alice lived a happy life, having to travel back and forth between two worlds due to her parents' separation and divorce.

This kind of life lasted for about three or four years, and then something big happened.

If you walk by the river often, you will get your feet wet. If you always lack moral integrity, you will suffer the consequences. For example, the big incident in Yuedu this time was caused by a fight between a certain sage and a gang because he lost too much. These idle people all had their own friends, so they formed gangs and fought in Yuedu. It happened that Yue Ye Jianzun was in seclusion... As for what he was doing in seclusion, no one knew. Anyway, this group of idle guys suffered losses on both sides, and Yuedu was left without an administrator all of a sudden.

It was at this moment that everyone thought of their real creditor and master, and notified Yuedu Technology Co., Ltd. to give Lin a message, hoping that he could return to Yuedu to take charge of the situation. Of course, it would be even better if Bayi Yonglin could be brought along.

The time difference between Moon City and the ground made time tight. When his own business went wrong, Rin dared not delay. He said goodbye to Gensokyo with his wife, two sisters-in-law and Bayin Eirin, and hurried back to Moon City.

The people of Yuedu and the rabbits did not have time to hold any welcoming ceremony, and set off towards Yuedu First People's Hospital.

Well, several special wards are already full, and each of them is occupied by a great Moon Sage. Rin looked through the window at the pale, dying, missing arms and legs of the idlers one by one, sighed, and looked at the Bayi Eirin who was hiding his gloating look on the side: "Master, how long will it take to cure them?"

The most authoritative person in the entire medical field is Bayi Yonglin. Asking other doctors is a waste of time. They will probably just tell you to take more medicine and wait for your body to slowly recover after your divine power is restored. This is a bunch of nonsense.

"It shouldn't be very long. It's just that the divine power is exhausted now. Don't worry about it. The more you look at it, the more stupid it seems. Let's go."

"Oh..." Yiji sighed worriedly, "I feel like Yue will be doomed sooner or later if this continues."

"I feel like it's all over."

Kaguya, who had nothing to do, took out her game console from her sleeve again. It seemed that to her, even if all the Moon Sages died, it would not be as sad as the death of one teammate in her game.

"Alright, alright." Feng Ji patted her palms with her fan to ease the atmosphere. "Since their lives are not in danger, just let them recover. The important thing now is to check if there are any pending government affairs."

This was considered a serious statement. Lin nodded and took the girls back to the meeting hall of the Yuedu Palace.

Originally, there were other people in Yuedu to handle major and minor matters. Only some documents and decrees that needed to be signed would be sent to the desks of the various responsible persons...that is, the sages in charge of different fields, so there were actually not many documents on the desks at this time.

Rin, who was a ruler for the first time, sat in the main seat with great interest. He looked at his lover, relatives and employees sitting below him and coughed dryly: "Well, for now, I will be in charge of the main affairs of Yuedu. Now let's re-plan it. The military affairs will be handed over to Watatsuki Yorihime, the internal affairs and personnel will be handed over to Watatsuki Toyohime, and the overall planning and long-term planning will be completed by me and Yagi Eirin. As for Kaguya..."

Rin looked at his wife hesitantly and nodded: "Yuedu Technology Co., Ltd. and the main rights to develop games will be handed over to Kaguya, and other matters will be handed over to the ministers."

There was sparse applause from under the table. Except for Bayi Eirin, everyone else was quite respectful, which gave Rin confidence on his first day in power.

"Well, now let's get down to business."

Taking out the first file, Lin glanced at it for a few seconds, then sat upright with a serious expression, "First of all, we need to solve the problem of the rampant gay rabbits on the moon. There are pros and cons to exchanging culture with the ground. The most serious problem is the introduction of a large amount of gay culture. Here I want to criticize some game planners. They are really better than their teachers. The BL games they made are more varied than those on the ground."

After saying that, Rin looked at her originally pure, lovely, noble, beautiful, dignified, generous and lovable baby Kaguya, and became even more angry: "So, the first decree is to ban the sale of BL games, and prohibit any media and texts from spreading BL."

One of the old men wearing glasses raised his hand and said, "Master Lin, this method can indeed fundamentally solve the current orientation problem of the Moon City rabbits, but now many people have been deeply poisoned. We have developed a test form and are going to disguise it as an ordinary small test during the national physical examination to detect the sexual orientation of those rabbits, separate those with problems, those with signs of sexual orientation, and normal people, and provide staged treatment for those with problems."

"Huh? Is that so?"

Lin turned the file to the last page, looked at the test questions, and shook his head: "This test question is definitely not effective. How can you directly ask someone if they are gay? How about this, change the options.

The test question is, if there is a bunny girl opposite you, what kind of action of this bunny will make you most excited.

Answer one: be completely naked and pose in a seductive manner.

Answer two: She won’t be excited no matter what she does.

Answer three, and suddenly take out a big XX. Um... do you understand what I mean? "

"Lord Rin Shengming!"

Amidst the cheers, Rin ignored Kaguya's protest against his ban on BL games and continued to handle government affairs.

The rest were very simple, full of miscellaneous stuff. There were not many serious things. After they were dealt with, Lin began to implement bans on gambling, such as prohibiting gambling for people under the age of 1,800, restricting gambling based on the reporting of family property, restricting gambling based on the level of employees' positions, etc. The first meeting ended with a chorus of applause.

After adjourning the court, Toyohime and Yoshihime walked towards their own bedrooms. Bayei Eirin prepared to inspect the current situation in Yuedu, while Rin happily followed the sulking Kaguya back to her bamboo house.

Rin was almost slammed on the face by Kaguya. She didn't have any temper at all. She moved next to her and looked at the game she was playing: "Hey, Brave Warrior X Monster Girl, it's a good game. Is this the remastered version of Yuedu?"

"It's none of your business. Stay away from me!"

Kaguya snorted and turned her back to Rin. No one could do anything to her when she got angry. It took a lot of persuasion to finally make this neet happy. Rin breathed a sigh of relief and felt that she still had a relatively high status in Kaguya's heart, at least much higher than in BL games.

...Okay, no need to make such comparisons. Let me put it this way, when a girlfriend asks her boyfriend which is more important, games or her, the one who thinks he is smart will answer that the two cannot be put together, saying that I like you but I also like games. Such a person may be coaxed for a while but will eventually be dumped. The one who is a little smarter will of course choose that the girlfriend is more important. When you really encounter such a problem, it is better to follow your heart. There are not many boyfriends like Kaguya who can truly show that you are more important than games instead of just saying it.

With Rin by her side, Kaguya was very motivated to play the game. Her slender white fingers were very skilled in selecting various XXX options through the keys.

Having just finished playing Iron Virgin, Kaguya quickly saved the game. She seemed to have thought of something, stopped the game, and turned to look at Rin: "Erotic Rin, I feel that my position as the number one female lead is no longer secure. My roles are getting less and less. Do you feel the same way?"

"Maybe... as a dead neet, my endurance is not as good as purple m... It's okay, you are the first in my heart."

Even though Rin said the honest words that Kaguya wanted to hear, Kaguya still felt a little unsafe. After turning her attention back to the game, she thought about what kind of trouble she should cause in order to continue to maintain her position as the main wife.

From this we can see the limitations of the GAL game. It only teaches you how to pick up girls and chat with guys, but it does not provide any means for you to strictly guard against and keep an eye on the three to maintain the relationship between husband and wife after marriage.

After much thought, Kaguya decided that it was time to supplement her knowledge with some family anime.

……

After staying in the Moon City for seventy or eighty days, seventy or eighty years have passed on the ground in the blink of an eye. Several big idlers have finally ended their lives of being unable to take care of themselves. Rin, who was only one step away from breaking through with Kaguya, returned to the ground with his wings again... and his family and friends.

If you ask what I gained from this trip to Yuedu... ahem, isn't it just fast-forwarding time by a hundred years?

The monsters in Gensokyo have long been accustomed to the feeling of time flying by. After all, leisure time passes the fastest, especially for people like Yakumo Yukari who sleeps all day, feels sleepy in spring, autumn, summer and hibernates in winter. These decades have been nothing more than a nap. When they wake up, they can see the face of their loved one, which is so wonderful.

The fairies also gradually awakened, bringing more laughter and targets for bullying to Gensokyo. No matter they were monsters or humans, although they sometimes found these chirping little guys annoying, they mostly loved them, especially a certain hungry princess who loved these cute side dishes the most.

On this day, Rin was preparing clothes for Alice, who had grown into a graceful young girl of thirteen or fourteen years old, when the reminder of the memo on her cell phone suddenly rang. Rin moved away the idiot ⑨ who was sleeping on her legs, took out her wet cell phone and took a look.

"...Has it actually reached the 100th anniversary so quickly? Emmm, tomorrow is the date for the appointment, so I have to prepare well."

While talking to himself, Little ⑨ was woken up by Rin. He rubbed his eyes and raised his head to look at the human, then flew to his head in a daze and continued to lie on it. Even though he only had the upper body to support him and the posture was very uncomfortable, he was still unwilling to let go.