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The two of them were chatting with each other, and Qingguo had already flown out of his pocket, twisting his hips to make a way in front of Lin, and from time to time flying back to get into Lin's trouser pocket.

Especially when Lin turns on his cell phone, he will definitely fly to his owner's shoulder and lean over to stare at the phone.

Lin had no idea what this currently well-behaved and obedient pet was thinking, so she just thought she was being naughty again and ignored it.

When they arrived at the barbecue restaurant run by Xiaosuigu, Fengjian Youxiang took a few bags of flower seeds and put them into the basket, then nodded to Yeque as a reward.

Seeing that his elder sister was happy, Lin was considering whether to waive a few days' interest for Xiao Sui Gu, when a strong impact from behind caught him off guard and he fell straight towards Youxiang.

He was originally protected by "qi" on his body, but when he returned to his hometown, he felt there was no need to be on guard and removed the qi, which was why he was bumped into and pressed down on the table by someone.

Even though she was being pressed down, Yuuka Kazami did not let go of the basket in her hand. She stared at Rin with her red eyes and frowned slightly.

"Ah, it's Rin. Sorry, I'm chasing a thief right now. Let's talk later."

Meihong's generous voice rang out, and without saying a word she turned into a ball of hot air and rushed away.

Rin and Youxiang looked at each other and inexplicably felt their heartbeats quicken. The feeling of unexpectedly molesting the almighty Queen was thrilling and exciting.

Youxiang blinked and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. She was about to start the mocking mode when a flash suddenly lit up in the darkness, accompanied by a familiar shutter sound.

"Wow! The teacher finally got so hungry that he took action against the Flower Field Tyrant! Big news! Big news! Haha, once I have enough news to fill a page, my newspaper office can officially open!"

The shameless Wenwen betrayed her teacher and ancestors, and pressed the shutter button hard towards Fengjian Youxiang. Lin and Youxiang turned their heads to look at the arrogant Wenwen, and their eyes became deep.

A magic cannon and a sharp airflow shot towards Wenwen at the same time. She flapped her wings and flew up urgently, leaving only a few crow feathers floating on the ground.

However, Lin's airflow had enveloped the entire area, leaving her unable to escape. With her hands full on all sides, Reimu Marufumi finally realized the seriousness of the situation. In this closed environment, Youxiang had completely treated her as a living target, firing magic cannons at her.

Wenwen was in a state of panic as he ran for his life. Even his hat was shot down by the magic cannon. Finally, he quickly flew to Lin and bowed: "Teacher! I was wrong! Please forgive me!"

"Tsk, sure, Wenwen, now you dare to invade even the teacher's private life. I wanted to teach you to be a brave war correspondent, but look at what you have become now?!"

Wenwen's eyes widened, her face full of grievance: "Teacher, war correspondents report news in various wars, right? They have to face the danger of death at all times, right? Isn't that what I do?"

Lin was choked by this sentence. He scratched his face and found that it was true. He could only cough dryly: "Don't quibble. Okay, call out the film."

"Teacher, you forgot that the camera you gave me is a digital one... did you bring the film?"

"Then hand over your camera!"

Rin, who was provoked by the student, was furious. She reached out and snatched Reimu Marufumi's camera. She wanted to delete the scandalous photo, but was shocked to find that the damn camera prompted that she had to delete it through the memory card in other devices.

With no other options, Rin had to pull out the SD card from the camera, open the card slot, remove the small memory card, and insert it into her mobile phone.

As soon as he turned on his phone, Qingguo stopped watching the show, leaned on his shoulder, and stared at the phone with burning eyes.

"you……"

Looking at the pile of shameful pictures in the phone album, Lin widened his eyes and pointed at Wenwen with a trembling finger, "You have actually gone this far?"

In addition to some of the big guys, there were also many naughty photos of monsters, and there were even a few with flower kisses on them. Rin instantly felt like grabbing Kasumaga and giving her a beating, but... seeing the cute little Kasumaga loli's silly expression in the nude photos that were secretly taken, she was speechless for a moment.

"These... are all very normal. Don't worry, teacher. I still remember your teachings. I won't just casually put those fruit photos in the newspaper. They are just private collections."

"You're going to be finished sooner or later!"

Rin no longer had any hope for this student of hers. She transferred a few of the good-looking photos from the memory card to her phone and chose to delete them.

The reason why I had to select one by one was mainly because I still had some hope that I, as a student, would succeed, so I kept some photos that looked a little more serious.

Wenwen secretly glanced at Lin and Youxiang who was looking at the photo curiously, ignored the stupid umbrella and the stupid proprietress, rubbed her face with her hands, and pretended to be heartbroken.

Well, that's like a big boss who has hundreds of thousands of words in reserve but is still crying because he doesn't have any to offer a reward. Compared with an upright knight, this scheming girl is unbearable to look at.

While pretending to be distressed, Wenwen moved to Lin's side and curiously looked at the photos in Lin's phone. Suddenly, her eyes lit up: "Stop! Wait, don't slide!"

Hastily reaching out his hand, he touched the screen and slid it in reverse, finally stopping at a photo of a dragon lying in water. Wenwen curiously glanced at Qingguo, who had a face full of grief and indignation, as if he had been raped by his master: "This photo... that... is it corpse water or..."

"Ah ...

Qingguo, like a powder keg on fire, pounced at the phone with its fangs and claws bared. Lin hurriedly stopped it from going crazy and protected his phone tightly. He was in a panic for a while until the phone rang with a notification tone indicating that the text message was successfully sent. Everyone present was stunned.

Even Youxiang, who acted as if nothing had happened, stopped and came back.

Lin's finger was completely on the phone screen, but he quickly retracted it, and his text message interface was facing everyone.

"...My...my phone bill..."

Seeing [Picture] written on the text message profile of each contact, Lin realized that he had accidentally sent a photo to a group of people and had no idea how this worked.

Obviously, sending a group text message requires at least several steps... With such a high error rate when pressing buttons in a panic, how can it still be sent?

Wenwen stretched out her finger curiously and opened a text message. Looking at the picture of a dragon and water that had been sent, she held her stomach and laughed out loud.

Lin's eyes were a little straight. She looked at Qingguo who was confused and couldn't accept the fact, and swallowed her saliva: "Um... Qingguo... I'm sorry, I accidentally... I think I sent it to everyone in Gensokyo... I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter. Not many people know you... Maybe, I will explain to everyone, it's not corpse water, I accidentally threw you into the water..."

"Hahaha! Teacher, don't fool yourself. Look at its XX face. I tell you, most people would think it's..."

"Ah ...

The string of Qingguo's reason finally broke, and her small body was filled with tremendous rage, which was running rampant in her body and was about to set her head on fire.

Its body grew bigger and bigger, and finally it really became a huge blue dragon, with bloodshot eyes, swinging its dragon tail and roaring to the sky.

Lin looked at the huge green dragon and swallowed his saliva: "This guy...how come he looks so much like the Dragon God? And he can grow so big?"

Youxiang was not as thick-skinned as him and immediately sensed the danger. The entire night sky of Gensokyo was spinning, and an invisible mysterious force was rapidly falling from the sky through the clouds and directly hitting Qingguo's body.

There seemed to be the sound of some restraint breaking. Qingguo's aura became dangerous and majestic, full of oppression, even scaring Xiaosan and Xiaosuigu into trembling.

It had a strange light all over its body, not particularly bright, but it was impossible to look directly at. Lin looked at his pet with a dull face: "Qing... Qing Guo!"

"Liar! Rin you're a liar!"

From the middle of its huge dragon body, a little loli's roar came. The voice sounded very familiar, and Lin immediately thought of the Dragon God Loli girl who had fought countless times...

"You... No, that... I really didn't mean it, really!"

"RUA! Liar! If you can't delete all the photos from everyone's phone, I will really do as you said! Destroy Gensokyo!"

"wtf? So you really are the Dragon God!"

"..."

The golden eyes looked at Lin stubbornly. Qingguo was just about to make a few more threats when he seemed to hear some sound. He shuddered all over and looked up at the sky.

After a while, her expression changed from surprise to displeasure, and finally a little reluctantly: "My punishment and confinement have disappeared, and now I must return to the Dragon Palace... After I finish my work, if there is anyone who keeps the photo after I come back, I will destroy Gensokyo to vent my hatred!"

After saying this, she concealed her reluctance and shook her body. The green light completely enveloped her, and then the entire dragon body disappeared from the world.

As if in a dream, Rin realized that the connection that seemed to be established because of the pet scroll was completely severed.

His face was dull, and he muttered to himself: "So... it really is... it's really the Dragon God... I actually picked up a Dragon God... No! What the hell! No way, the Dragon God wants to destroy Gensokyo!?"

"No... No, things shouldn't be that simple, right?"

Rin shook his head and regained consciousness, but before he could squat down and draw circles to throw the blame to others, a gap opened in front of him, and Zi, Youyouzi and Lan walked out from it with panicked looks.

Not only them, but also a large number of monsters felt the terrifying aura rushing towards this side.

"Rin? What's going on?!"

Yakumo Yukari has poured a lot of affection into the nursing home that she built. Feeling the strong threat from before, her face looked very ugly as she looked at Rin who was squatting on the ground and drawing circles.

Lin raised her head with a sad face: "That...is not my fault..."

"Tell me what happened first?"

He told Zi the whole cause and effect of the incident, including how he picked up Qingguo, how he raised it, how he took a photo of the wet wipes, how he accidentally sent it to the group just now, how Qingguo released the restraints because of anger, and how he threatened and finally the dragon shadow disappeared. He told Zi the whole thing.

"..."

It was not until this moment that Yakumo Yukari realized that the biggest troublemaker was not the dangers in the future, but the enemy was within her.

"What are you still standing there for? Hurry up and gather everyone to delete the photos! If anyone dares to hide it, don't blame us for being rude!"

The monsters who had surrounded Rin in a circle recovered from this embarrassing fact and quickly took out their phones to delete the photos.

Lin sat down on the ground, still feeling like he was dreaming.

The monsters and ghosts who thought he was reflecting on himself still left. Yakumo Yukari saw that the matter was easy to solve, so she turned around and left. After watching a good show, Youxiang felt that she was in an extremely good mood and had no time to play the game of sisterly love with him, so she left with her small umbrella.

Xiao Sui Gu recovered from his shivering and quickly closed his stall. The only person left in the venue was Lin, who was sitting in a daze in the autumn wind.

"Wow!"

After a while, Lin jumped up from the ground, his face full of excitement: "Divine Luck is so powerful! I... I actually picked up a Dragon God! Will I be able to pick up a Gaia or Alaya in the future?!"

Lin, who finally grasped the key point, waved his arms excitedly, not taking the threat from his pet seriously at all.

After all, things like photos can be deleted. The Dragon God and himself have been master and servant in the past, so who knows, maybe we can avoid fighting in the future!

So, Rin, in a good mood, turned around on the spot, calmed down his excitement, turned around and flew towards the Eternal Pavilion, ready to play games with Kaguya.

The noise here was too loud, and Yakumo Yukari sent a text message to explain the whole story. Even though he didn't come to the scene, the Moon-Faced Man of Eternal Pavilion knew what happened.

Bayi Yonglin forced everyone to delete the photos from their mobile phones and handled the matter decisively and vigorously.

"Hahaha! Rin, are you planning to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit my GAL encyclopedia archive?"

"mdzz."

Rin, who was lying next to Kaguya, waved his hands: "Be serious, isn't the point that I picked up a dragon god?"

"...There's nothing strange about this. You're lucky enough to meet me after eight hundred lifetimes of cultivation. Tsk."

"Right……"

Rin felt that what Kaguya said made sense, so she nodded and leaned over to look at the game she was playing, frowning, "Why did you download so many BL games again? Wait... Like mother, like daughter. The one who made this world so gay, couldn't it be Kaguya's daughter..."

"I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about."

Rolling her eyes, Kaguya didn't realize the serious problem of educating her children. She saved the game immediately before encountering the branch quest. "I'm just tired of playing with little yellow butter, and I want to try something else."

The more Rin thought about it, the more she felt that this was possible. In order to kill the rotten girl in the fertilized egg, she quickly snatched Kaguya's GAMEboy, deleted the game frantically, and called Yuedu Technology Company to forbid it from selling the game to Kaguya.

The game of snatching people is equivalent to cutting off their financial resources, and cutting off their financial resources is equivalent to taking their lives. With red eyes, Kaguya pressed Rin to the ground on the spot, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and bit her up and down. The scene was very tragic.

The light cast the shadows of the two people directly on the door. The two rabbits in the March Mask who were watching TV outside moved their ears at the same time, and looked carefully at the shadows in embarrassing postures cast on the door. Some of them had red faces, some were serious, and some were excited. In an instant, they all stuck to the door, listening to the groans (miserable) moans (screams) coming from inside, with burning eyes.

"Master... Master... This... Could it be that..."

Yiji blushed, took out her phone with trembling hands and searched on Baidu: "XXXX style?"

"Well, that should be correct."

As Yonglin finished speaking, Fengji clenched her legs together and nodded vigorously: "Great...Great!"

Chapter 90 I will break the boring life in Gensokyo.mkv (Added ②)

More than a week has passed since the incident of Long Shen's indecent photos, and Lin has been living a life of idleness and waiting for death ever since.

He has nothing to do every day. He either plays games online with Kaguya, is forced by his eldest sister-in-law to find a husband for her, is served like a master by his second sister-in-law, or is given medicine by Eirin... Well, this arduous task is still undertaken by Suzusen. As a human, there is no guarantee that Rin will die one day, and this task will fall on him.

The next step was to run to Yakumo Yukari's place. In order to prevent anyone from breaking in and disturbing their rest, Yukari and Rin discussed and decided to build a House for the Lost. Currently, this project has not been fully launched.

To be honest, because of Lan, Yakumo Yukari has nothing to do all day long. She either watches shopping channels or plays games, or plays games or sleeps. She lives like an old grandmother.

Another daily task is to go to the flower field to help Fengjian Youxiang take care of the flowers, and chat with her by the way, occasionally play with Xiaosan and tell stories, play cards with Meihong at Xiaosuigu's place in the evening, feed Youyouzi if you meet her, fight Wenwen if you meet her, and meet Yuli... well, you won't meet this one, and if you meet Xigua and Yugi, you have to be careful not to get drunk. In short, this little life is very happy.

The entire Gensokyo has become peaceful. Most of the monsters like it very much and live a life of eating and waiting to die like Rin. They usually watch TV, play games and go to concerts. In addition, Rin brought the inherited recipes from various countries for thousands of years to Gensokyo. There is food, drink and fun here. There is nothing more enjoyable than this. Many monsters even don't think about getting married in a hurry.

It was still sunny today. Lin came out of Zi's room, said hello to Lan who was busy since early morning, and prepared to practice with Meihong.

In the newly built Human Village, many people came directly from the outside world into Gensokyo, and now they are familiar with the simple and war-free life here.

Under the advocacy of the princes of all races, all humans living in the human world can receive protection and avoid being eaten by some short-sighted monsters. So as long as they don't go to the wild for no reason, the people can live and work in peace and contentment, and with the newly established families, they can devote themselves to this place.

The Human Village is similar to a human town. Rin and Zi discussed that when there are more and more humans, they will open up other Human Villages and try their best to ensure that humans and monsters can live in harmony.

This place, based on Gensokyo Academy, is rich in species and resources, enough for people to live in for a very long time. Whether it is monsters or humans, with abundant resources, they will not turn against each other.

Of course, both ferocious beasts and fairies and monsters are necessary in the wild, and they can effectively control the excessive reproduction and growth of any race. In other words, Gensokyo itself is an area with a balanced ecosystem.

Let's get back to the point. Meihong is now the leader of the No. 1 Human Village Security Regiment. No one on the street dares to say anything in front of her. Every day, she either patrols back and forth or takes a nap in Huiyin's private school and drinks a little wine. Her life is pretty good.

From a distance, he saw Meihong and a small group of people from the security regiment patrolling in the human village. Lin waved at her and rushed over.

She ate the last few peanuts in her hand, and stretched out her arm to put on Lin's shoulder in a very manly manner: "What a rare guest, what a rare guest, Lin, are you here in the human world today to buy seeds for Kazami Yuuka or food for Youyuko?"

"Don't say the second half of the sentence, it's scary." Lin raised the sword in his hand, "Let's go practice?"

"Okay, where are you going?"