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"Oh, I really want a daughter! Look how good a daughter is, she can accompany you every day, and she's so cute when she calls you mommy. No! If I fail again this time, I must get married?!"

Shenqi was extremely excited. He stretched his hand out from his sleeve, took a step forward, and looked at Lianlian who was sleeping behind Lin with envy, full of longing.

Lin understood the first half of her sentence. After all, they were both going to have a daughter in the future, so they tried hard to understand each other. But he had no idea what the second half of her sentence meant.

Meng Zi, who was standing behind him, could no longer hold back, frowned, and said in a deep voice: "Lord Shenqi, as the Lord of the Demon Realm, you should be reserved. Even when you encounter important events in your life such as weddings and funerals, you should maintain the dignity and demeanor of a god."

Shenqi pouted, and her temper suddenly emerged: "Having a child is a matter of course. Mengzi, do you remember what the vice president said at that time, only beep..."

"Lord Shenqi!"

With a clang, Mengzi pulled out a frying pan from somewhere and hit Shenqi's head with lightning speed. Then the pan disappeared. The action was as smooth as flowing water and was completed in the blink of an eye.

Mengzi stood there with her head down. Her position, movements, and expression were exactly the same as before, making people feel as if they were dazzled.

Only the God of Demon World, Shenqi, had a dizziness debuff on his head. His eyes turned into mosquito-repellent ones. He stood there swaying back and forth as if he was about to fall to the ground.

Rin swallowed, looked at the calm giant R maid, and admired her deeply.

As expected of both of them being head maids, even her skill of committing insubordination is as effortless and natural as ever.

After about a minute, Shenqi's eyes became clear again. She reached out and scratched her aho-mane hair, then tilted her head towards Lin: "Where were we talking about just now? Hey... I'm a little forgetful. I'm very sorry."

No no...you're not forgetful.

Lin looked at Mengzi cautiously, thinking that in order to avoid getting "Parkinson's syndrome" and "Alzheimer's disease" when growing old, it would be better not to talk nonsense.

After thinking about it, he decided not to mention Alice for the time being, so he scratched his face and said, "Just now I mentioned why I came here..."

Shenqi's eyes, which had just recovered, suddenly became dull, and her smile became a little stiff: "Hey? Didn't you come here to have a daughter with me? Obviously..."

"Lord Shenqi!"

Rin couldn't remember how many times Mengzi reminded Shenqi in these few short minutes, but what was certain was that this stupid-haired god had probably lost his mind because of wanting to have a daughter.

Mengzi's lips moved slightly, and it was unknown what she said to Shenqi through telepathy. Lin couldn't hear anything and didn't want to get involved.

Shenqi looked a little unwilling, her cheeks puffed up. She was about to lose her temper, and she didn't know what Mengzi said. She hesitated for a moment and nodded.

"I was just joking just now. I wanted to let you know, Xiaolin, that we in the demon world are also very hospitable and humorous. Yeah."

The sudden intimate name reminded Lin of his own mother, and he felt a little uneasy: "I already feel the hospitality. In fact, this time I came to see Shenqi-sama to seek help."

After talking for a long time, they finally got to the point. Lin organized his words and explained his real purpose to Shenqi.

Shen Qi was not surprised and continued to smile: "World rules are simply about creation and destruction. Creation is the most difficult. Once you know how to create, you will naturally know how to create and destroy rules. I am good at this. Let me tell you, the most important thing about creation is the core...blah blah blah."

Lin was quite excited by Shenqi's generous advice, but the core she mentioned made Lin think deeply. Once he had completely conquered a world, he could directly obtain the origin of the world, and the core mentioned by Shenqi actually sounded like the origin.

According to Shenqi's theory, the rules of the world are actually in the origin. Rin has already understood this to some extent, but was shocked to find that... the Gensokyo currently built by Zi has no roots at all, which means that it is not a complete world at all. Based on this speculation, could the cause of the future Dragon God War be related to this?

Shenqi talked for an hour or two, and halfway through, they had moved to the sofa in the side hall. Mengzi made a cup of black tea for the two of them, and even thoughtfully prepared juice for Lianlian, standing behind Shenqi loyally.

Lin understood the theoretical knowledge, but with his current ability, he was unable to create the world, and he couldn't even touch the core. His power was still too single and not creative.

The advice given by Shenqi was consistent with that given by Taigongwang. They both hoped that Lin could gain experience in the mortal world. She herself had also been gaining experience in the mortal world for a long time before gradually touching the origin of the world with her own "Tao". During this period, she also met her junior Yakumo Yukari.

As the saying goes, all roads lead to Rome. The abilities of powerful people are different, but in the end they can all evolve the ability to create the world. This is because although the "Tao" is different, they all lead to the same destination.

From this we can see that the Gensokyo that was first constructed is indeed not a world. It is just separated by Yukari's special ability to separate the virtual and the real. Yukari has not yet created life and rules.

"I can only give you some superficial advice. If you really want to obtain it, you still need to experience it yourself. However... it is still possible to provide help."

Shenqi narrowed her eyes slightly: "Xiao Lin, come and have a daughter with me!"

"???!"

While Rin was confused, Shenqi was once again dizzy by the frying pan that fell from the sky. Mengzi bowed to Rin and whispered, "I am very sorry, Lord Shenqi's words may have caused you to misunderstand. In fact, Lord Shenqi has been wanting to create a continuation of his own life recently, that is, a daughter."

"...Shenqi can actually create life from the demon world, so it should be easy for her to create a daughter, right?"

Mengzi shook her head and explained, "Creating life and a child is very different. What she wants is the continuation of her power, a child who can inherit her power and have the complete imprint of her life."

"…Why not just find a man and have a baby?"

"That's right!"

This time the dizziness lasted much shorter than the last time. Shenqi had recovered and was full of energy. She had completely forgotten what had happened in the past period of time, but Lin's words brought up the topic and she was full of energy.

"You still understand me, Xiaolin, but you have to know... unless I marry myself and have children, that is, asexual reproduction, the possibility of the next generation being able to inherit completely if I combine with someone else is zero."

"Let's not talk about such a bizarre reproductive method for now." Lin rubbed his brows, "I've thought about it carefully, and it would be fine if you just draw out your own essence and give it to her."

"Yes, I've always wanted to do that, but I failed every time. Wow! Xiaolin, do you know that it takes me several years to recover after a failure?"

So... Is Megatron that difficult to make?

Feeling sorry for Shenqi Alice and her daughter is one thing, and the current situation is another. Lin still doesn't know what this has to do with him, and he doesn't know what to say for a moment. At this moment, Lianlian, who was curled up on the sofa, woke up, rubbed her eyes, and subconsciously grabbed the hem of Lin's clothes.

Lin rubbed her little head, grabbed the cup full of juice on the table, and handed it to Lianlian's mouth. She grabbed Lin's hand, took a few sips, and rubbed Lin's arm with a happy face.

This scene of father and daughter (warmth) made Shenqi extremely envious, but she could also see that Jue Youkai was not Lin's daughter. After putting down the black tea in her hand, she continued: "In fact, the vice president once made a prophecy for me, saying that I will have a daughter named Alice in the future, and it was all thanks to your help."

"I?"

"Well, after thinking about it, I think only by combining with Xiaolin can I give birth to a daughter."

Lin pointed at the tip of her nose in surprise, then quickly shook her head: "No, no, how could Alice be my daughter? I'm sure that's not the case. I'm just an ordinary human. Just like you said before, combining with others is not possible. There must be other ways."

Shenqi's smile did not diminish: "But Xiaolin is not an ordinary person. I can tell just by looking at the vice-president and the others."

This time, Mengzi didn't take out the frying pan. Lin guessed the pattern and thought that it would only appear again when Shenqi was not reserved enough.

"Please forgive me for refusing."

Anyway... the fact that Alice is equal to my daughter is too sensational. I feel uncomfortable just thinking about it. Besides, I don't have any feelings for Shenqi, so he has no intention of helping even with in vitro fertilization.

Most importantly, Megatron only needs Optimus Prime! He doesn't need a father at all!

"..."

Shen Qi was silent. She was thinking about her daughter and she was going crazy. Every time she created a work, it ended in failure. Now there was no better way. She sighed and said, "I will create it again in the near future. Let's see the result first."

If it really doesn't work, I can only apologize to the dean.

This time, Daimao was still quite reserved. He glanced at Mengzi and then smiled again: "Xiaolin, you'd better watch from the side as well. Maybe it will help you understand the rules of the world?"

"Okay, thank you very much!"

"It's okay. By the way, what's the name of this cute youkai?"

The awkward atmosphere disappeared and the two began to talk and laugh.

Shenqi was very talkative, and before they knew it, they had become much closer during their chat, so Lin decided to temporarily live in the Demon Realm.

……

There are still two months before the creation of the daughter of the God of Stupid Hair, but a big thing happened in the demon world - a succubus appeared.

Succubus is just a name. She is not the monster in Western legends that likes to suck human semen. She is just a ghost.

Like Youyouko, the succubus is a special existence among the ghosts. She has strong abilities, especially her magical talent is very terrifying. She is a ghost from the outside world who settled here shortly after Shenqi established the demon world. She is a friend of Shenqi.

It was because his friend left without saying goodbye that Shenqi was in an even worse mood. He sent many magicians and demons to the world to look for the succubus, and also moved up the original plan of creating a daughter to three days later.

At this time, Rin was taking Lianlian to travel around the mountains and rivers under the guidance of Wu and Xue. After hearing the news, he hurried back to the Supreme Palace.

The Supreme Palace was not as lively as before, because no one dared to mess with Shenqi, the eldest lady who had a bad temper after her friend left without saying goodbye, and all the demons living in the palace were very cautious.

When I saw Shenqi again, she was reading books on sex education in the library, with Mengzi serving her.

Seeing Lin and Lianlian, Shenqi finally smiled, raised the book high, pointed the side with pictures at Lin, and floated over: "Xiao Lin! If you really give birth to a child, which position will have a higher probability? I think it’s better to try all pages from page ⑩ to page ⑨⑨! I can check Xiao Lin’s…"

"Clang."

Rin was greeted by a familiar voice and a familiar pan.

Chapter 79: Lolis, called Baba!

Looking at Shenqi who had regained the amnesia buff and was smiling at him foolishly, Lin felt that the reason why the future Daimoshin was an idiot was most likely because he was beaten stupid.

Well, Lin also noticed that every time the frying pan was hit, it would just rub against Shenqi's body, which should be one of the reasons for the formation of Tiandan.

After taking a quick glance at the calm look of Mengzi, who was trying to overthrow her superior, Rin looked at Shenqi again with eyes full of pity.

By the way, when I'm with Kaguya, Sister Murasaki and other girls, my IQ often drops. Could it be because there are girls like Yumeko who often harm me?

Shit! That must be the case! Kaguya and Sister Murasaki both look like this kind of person (monster)!

Lin found a perfect truth for himself. Shenqi had already asked Mengzi to take him and Lianlian to take a bath and then enjoy a big meal, and her daughter's production plan was tentatively scheduled for the day after tomorrow.

I took my lovely daughter Lianlian to take a bath... Of course, it was Mengzi who helped Lianlian take a bath, and I was the one who helped Qingguo take a bath.

I don't know if he dislikes Shenqi, but as long as Daimao Shen is around, Qingguo will never appear from Lin's pocket.

After taking a shower, Lin brought her sweetheart Lianlian to the restaurant. As soon as they sat down on the chair, the voice of the maid Mengzi came.

"Master Lin, Master Shenqi is cooking for us today."

"Wow! So nice! Shenqi is so polite!"

Seeing Rin thanking her so foolishly, Mengzi felt guilty for the innocent look of the young boy. After hesitating for a while, she bent down slightly and said, "Rin, I would like to remind you that if you want to live a few more years in peace, you should find an excuse to leave now or come back..."

"Xiao Lin~~~ I'll do the spicy thing!"

An excited shout interrupted Mengzi's reminder. Shenqi seemed to have recovered from her depression and was extremely happy. She floated to the main seat next to Lin and sat down. She propped her chin up and said with a smile: "To welcome Xiaolin, I will cook for you today. Xiaolin, you must taste it well."

Rin looked suspiciously at Mengzi who lowered her head and retreated behind him. For some reason, his right eye was twitching wildly. The Rubik's Cube in Lianlian's hand beside him was broken into pieces due to the uncontrolled power. The flying small pieces flew past Rin's eyes and scared him.

"Ah! I almost forgot! Today is Lianlian's math tutoring day. Um, Shenqi, can I come back to eat later?"

Rin, suddenly having an idea, stood up from his chair, but was then pushed back into the chair by a huge force, unable to move.

Shenqi took out a handkerchief and started crying sadly. Lin noticed that when she was crying, the tuft of hair on the side of her head was actually dripping water. The scene was very horrifying for a while.

"Wow, I haven't cooked for hundreds of years. I was just so happy to see Xiaolin come back. I didn't expect... Xiaolin actually disliked me, woooo!"

It was so sad that it made everyone cry. Rin, who was firmly fixed on the chair, did not dare to ask any questions and could only watch Shenqi's acting skills.

I have to say that this aho-haired god’s acting skills are pretty good. Think about Yukari and Kaguya, it can be seen that age is not the main factor affecting acting skills.

But the problem is, I really don’t want to eat it! Miss Mengzi, where is your frying pan? Hurry up and save me!

"Well then! Yumeko, notify the maids that dinner is ready!"

So between Rin and her master, Yumeko unsurprisingly chose the latter. She looked at Rin, who was sweating profusely in the chair, with pity and walked out of the restaurant gracefully.

"God... Shenqi."

Hearing the footsteps of the maid and the sound of the wheels of the dining cart, Rin spoke again, trying to interrupt Shenqi who was immersed in her acting, but still ended in failure.

Lin had no choice but to pray for his own divine destiny to come.

Unfortunately, maybe because he had called others “useless” too many times, or because he had given the goddess of luck too many hats, luck did not favor him at this moment.

Six covered dinner plates were neatly placed beside Lin. Daimo had a smile on her face, as if she was an innocent high school student who was trying to cook for her boyfriend for the first time. She proudly opened the lid of the center plate, and a pungent smell came out.

The tentacles curled up in the plate finally had space to stretch out. The thick tentacles were placed around the plate, not to mention the suction cups. The single eye in the middle, which was the same size as the one on the straw hat of QuackQuack, was rotating, and it happened to look into the eyes of the shivering Rin.

Red... braised... the Great Old Ones?!

Ignoring Lin's frightened expression, Shenqi put his hands on his chin and blinked: "This is the most precious food in the demon world, and it is also a protected creature. Ordinary people can extend their lifespan by a hundred years if they eat a bite..."

Then she opened the second disc with great interest. Lin looked at the thing that looked like a sea anemone in front of her, which was contracting and swallowing, and closed her eyes, wishing she was still dreaming.

In a dazed and nearly dying state, Rin seemed to see Yumeko, who had finally lost her patience, pull out an oversized frying pan... and then pass out.

……

In a daze, Lin seemed to see countless indescribable ancient gods blinking tens of thousands of eyes and looking at him, as well as tentacle pieces of meat being stuffed into his mouth one bite at a time. He was instantly frightened and broke out in a cold sweat, and suddenly sat up from the bed.

Lianlian's little head, which was originally resting on his waist, slid down, and then she woke up, rubbing her eyes and sitting on the bed in a daze.

Lin wiped the cold sweat from his head and first checked his stomach. He heaved a sigh of relief when he found nothing abnormal.

"Sure enough... those were just dreams... Come to think of it, I haven't read any Cthulhu Mythos recently, so why did I have such a scary dream?"

Rin muttered as he pulled out his phone, checked the time, and jumped out of bed.

"Wow! I slept for two days?!"

Just as he finished speaking, there was a knock on the door, accompanied by Mengzi's steady question.