Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

No, it was the two old cows who did something they couldn't afford to offend. Recovering from the sadness and despair, he shook his head, and put aside the age issue in an instant, and said in a low voice: "Tonight... Even if it's not my birthday, I have to celebrate something else... I should be leaving in the next two days."

The mocking smile on Kaguya's face disappeared, and her phone fell to the ground. She turned around and looked at him seriously with a complicated expression: "Where... are you going? Didn't you agree to wait for me to return to Yuedu? There are still a few years left..."

As she spoke, she didn't know what she was thinking about, and a somewhat panicked expression appeared on her face, like a kitten that was about to be abandoned by its owner. She took a step forward and reached out to grab Lin's sleeve, but stopped after taking a step.

Seeing how attached she was to him, Rin felt warm in his heart, and couldn't bear to let her go back to Yuedu. He took a step forward and hugged the helpless Kaguya in his arms, touching her soft black hair, and said gently: "Don't think about it, I have something to do. Didn't I tell you about the ghost tribe last time? I won't keep you here for long."

Nor will you be held like a prisoner by those damned moon people.

Rin added this silently in her heart, and was then pushed away by Kaguya. She no longer looked as likable as before, and she retreated in disbelief with her exaggerated acting skills.

"You...you actually took advantage of me, wow! You are so shameless! Are you trying to cheat me of my money, my sex and my children?!"

"…What the hell is that last part about lying to kids?"

"He cheated me of my body and abandoned me after I gave birth to a child. Tsk, stop talking nonsense, erotic Rin. I want to eat blah blah blah..."

She made a lot of requests, and Lin nodded to each one of them, snatched the phone from her, and began to prepare for the one-year wedding anniversary event tonight.

Kaguya stood aside, looking at Rin who was pouring various fried and puffed food packages onto the ground. She pursed her lips, knelt behind him, reached out to hug his waist from behind, and put her face against his back.

"Kaguya?"

"Don't move or think too much. Just think of it as me playing too many galgames. Just...stay still. It will be fine in a while."

"Um……"

"Can we leave later?"

"If you leave later, you will come back later..."

"Then you better get out of here."

……

Chapter 44: I heard that you like to play with female fairies?

"Okay, this is the last one."

Releasing the last prayer lantern in his hand, Lin looked up at the lights slowly rising in the sky, like stars dotting the night sky and decorating the side of the moon, bringing a little warmth to the originally cold autumn air.

There are 365 in total, which is exactly the time when Rin and Kaguya meet. Under the bright lights, Kaguya sits on the stone platform with a smile on her face.

Her smile melted into the night, her long hair was blown by the autumn wind, and the stars were reflected in her black eyes. The ultimate beauty of the East was indescribable and indescribable.

Rin could only use the camera to lock this beauty in the frame. The flash caught Kaguya's attention. She reached out to tidy up her long hair that was flying on the side, tilted her head and looked at Rin: "This is... uh, what's it called?"

"Take a picture. When I was looking for snacks for you earlier, I realized I brought a Polaroid camera."

After adjusting the camera's position and setting the time, Rin quickly ran to Kaguya's side and put her arm around her shoulders: "Just like taking photos with a cell phone, get your poses ready, get ready."

The dazed Kaguya leaned on his shoulder and smiled a warm smile from the bottom of her heart, a brilliance that even the flash could not conceal.

"A few more!"

Rin let go of Kaguya and went to adjust the camera. After that, she jumped back and said, "How about a princess hug this time?"

Kaguya stared at him closely, and when he was about to reach out to hug her, she suddenly stood on tiptoe, stretched out her arms and wrapped them around his neck, narrowed her eyes slightly, and pouting her lips.

The meaning is very clear. Rin never expected that Kaguya gave her her first kiss more than a thousand years ago.

Well, it would be a waste not to eat something that is right in front of you. Lin lowered his head. Under the flash lights, love was intertwined into a dense web. No one could escape or hide from it.

Kaguya, who was panting and felt like she was about to die on Earth, pushed him away and wiped her mouth vigorously with her sleeve in disgust: "Wow! Why are you so skilled! I don't accept it!"

"Proficiency is also learned from you."

Rin rolled her eyes, jumped off the stone platform, stretched out her arm, and helped Kaguya jump down as well: "Is there anything else you want to eat or play?"

"Well."

She took back her hand, tapped her chin lightly, blinked and looked at Lin: "I want something."

"what?"

"Your cell phone! Give it to me! If you leave, how can I live without it?"

"How can I live without a cell phone, Princess?"

Lin shrugged helplessly and took out his phone: "There are a lot of life-saving things in here, and I can't take them with me. Kaguya, you won't die if you don't play games for a few months."

"... Tsk, so you can't prepare everything first like the hero in the novel on your phone?"

Because of this irreconcilable contradiction, the two quarreled again. Seeing that it was already late and there were no more lights in the night sky, the smile on Kaguya's face gradually disappeared: "Come back early, otherwise I will be bored to death, Rin."

"Hmm."

"Also, be careful on the road... Don't forget that I am still waiting for you."

"Hmm."

……

The next morning, Rin got up at dawn, looked at the sleeping Kaguya, stayed with her for a while, and then left quietly.

The atmosphere of parting is the most annoying, and Rin has always been used to avoiding this kind of atmosphere.

At this time, Taketori Ou had already gotten up and was about to enter the bamboo forest. Rin gave him a few serious instructions, then took a last look at Taketori's house, looked at the figure of the girl behind the Japanese-style door, shook his head, and left the place where he had lived for a year.

"I left so many life-saving things for Kaguya, should that be enough?"

Not only did he stuff a large number of explosive bombs and magic scrolls into her, he also gave Kaguya the learning machines that he had originally bought for her twin sisters, Sakura and Yuki.

Well, of course it’s not for her to study, it’s just because the learning machine comes with some games, covering her face.

This was reminded by Knight-kun, who remembered that he used to use the BBK learning machine to play games and read novels every day in elementary school. Although there were not many games, at least it could make Kaguya less bored.

Before leaving, Rin had to say goodbye to Meikou. Because she left in a hurry and had not made any appointment with Meikou before, Rin could only walk towards Fujiwara's house.

The Fujiwara family is still bustling with people, but today there are far more people than before. Hearing the news that Fujiwara no Fuhito had spent a huge sum of money to pray for the Penglai Jade Branch, many people wanted to try their luck. Among so many people who came, 88% of them were scammers.

Going around to the familiar backyard and jumping onto the wall, Meihong was "meditating" and felt someone approaching. She quickly opened her eyes and saw Rin standing on the wall, and laughed heartily.

"Why are you here so early today?"

"..."

In a year, Meihong has completely turned into a tomboy. It might be because she has been with him for a long time. She speaks straightforwardly and frankly like a man. However, she still has a lot of girlish ethics. To be honest, it is unlikely for her to transform into a real man based on her current appearance. There must be some changes.

"What's wrong? Why are you staring at me?"

Meihong scratched her head, feeling a little shy.

"Um, I came to see you somewhere else. I have to go away for something and it will take some time for me to come back."

When Meihong heard that Lin was leaving, her originally happy expression quickly fell. After all, Lin was her best and only friend, and they had a deep relationship after spending so much time together. She felt a little bit unable to accept it.

"Okay then, how long will it take?"

"It's hard to say. I'm here to look for someone. Oh, and I'll give you something to defend yourself."

He handed Meihong a lot of self-defense tools, and told her to practice seriously so that they could have a good competition when she came back. After about half an hour, Rin said goodbye to Meihong reluctantly and walked towards the outside of Heijokyo.

After leaving Heijo-kyo, he inexplicably felt a sense of freedom, as if the sky was high and the birds could fly freely, and the sea was wide and the fish could jump freely. It wasn't that he was unhappy with Yukari and Kaguya, but because he had never ventured alone until now, he felt inexplicably excited and thrilled.

Days at school are daily, which I won't go into detail about. On the first day of SAO, he met the Snow White Princess, and then teamed up with Kiriko and Asuna. He lived in Magical Index with Yuka and Yumi, and had a bunch of friends around him. When he arrived in Gensokyo, he met the girl Yumi just one day after a hundred years. Even in this era, he met Kaguya within a day.

When I think about it this way, I always meet important characters very early, which is most likely the effect of lucky plug-ins. It's a pity that I haven't really opened the single-player mode yet.

The last time I heard from Zi, the ghost tribe was near Heijokyo in the Nara area. Of course, the monsters' mention of "nearby" was just hearsay. For them, as long as it was within a region, it could be called nearby.

There are many rumors about ghosts in Heijokyo. If you really want to find out, you won’t get anything. If you really want to see a ghost, you still have to go to the eastern part of Nara, where the rumors about hundreds of ghosts are prevalent.

The journey is long. Even at Lin's speed, the straight-line distance will take about five days. In addition, there are many monsters on the road, and the mountain roads are rugged and the rivers are crisscrossed. It is hard to say how long it will take to get there.

Although Rin wanted to experience what it was like to be an ascetic monk, unfortunately there were too many snacks on his phone, and the game saves that Kaguya had touched were always interesting, so he unknowingly turned this training trip into a sightseeing trip.

By mid-afternoon, they had already walked a long distance from Heijokyo. Because there was an unknown river blocking the way ahead, Rin could only follow the river to see if there was any place where he could cross it.

The river looked very wide and there was no end in sight. Furthermore, according to the routines of ancient monsters, there must be many monsters in the river. If Lin chose to fly, his "energy" would be exhausted halfway and he would fall into the river. That would be very embarrassing in front of the monsters, so Lin chose to take a detour.

After walking along the river bank for a distance, Rin was stopped by a toad monster holding a machete.

It has a human shape, a jaw as broad as a toad, five centimeters on the top of its head, and typical toad venom glands. Behind it is a lizard-like tail about half a meter long.

It looked like this was the first time for this guy to rob a human. Toad's face was full of nervousness and he was sweating. His legs were shaking and he couldn't even hold the machete steadily.

Rin looked left and right, and felt that this toad monster was very strange. He couldn't help but stroke his chin and ponder.

"Human...Human!" The voice of a human boy of about eleven or twelve years old came out. The toad monster opposite was holding a knife in both hands. Just as he was about to take a step forward, he noticed the double knives on Lin's waist and took two steps back in fright.

"Human! If you know what's best for you, hand over your flesh. Of course, if you don't want to give it, that's also fine..."

"Ooh!"

Rin made a fist with his left hand and a palm with his right hand, and suddenly realized it with his fist. He was a little smug and didn't even return the biology he learned to the teacher. He looked at the little toad that was trembling with fear because of his sudden opening.

"You must have just transformed from a tadpole into a toad, and you are still in the process of metamorphosis, otherwise how could you have such a long tail?"

"Wow! You humans are really no good! You actually laughed at my tail! Uwaaa! Damn it! I won't play with you anymore!"

The little toad, whose self-esteem was severely hurt, burst into tears, dropped the knife in his hand, and grabbed his tail.

"You are just like those other asshole monsters. You laughed at my tail and our in vitro fertilization. If you have the guts to laugh at our reproductive method, go and laugh at the peach blossom monster! The cherry blossom monster and the others! They are hermaphrodites! Even so, you humans are still having fun!"

"Um... little brother, calm down first. I have something to ask you."

Annoyed by the crying and noise of the naughty child, Lin rubbed his brows in pain, not knowing what to do with the monster in front of him.

"Wait... um... now that you mention it, the Peach Blossom Demon is actually ￥... & Futanari?!"

What remarkable information did Rin comprehend from it? He thought of the Onmyoji he played and the various Japanese versions of Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio that were popular in Area 11. He couldn't help but shudder, feeling that his worldview had finally collapsed.

"Guna! I have my own dignity too, and I will never have anything to do with humans again! When I become an adult, I will lick you to death! Uwaaaaaa!"

After saying that, it suddenly dropped the machete, turned around and jumped into the river. For a moment, everything was calm and seemed as if nothing had happened.

It took some effort to recover from the love story to the story of the women's mountain range and the story of a hundred demons. Rin silently picked up the machete that he had thrown on the ground, feeling guilty for hurting a little toad.

So he walked to the shore with his machete and threw it down the river bank, hoping that the little toad would be able to retrieve its weapon later.

After throwing the machete, Lin turned around and was about to leave when bubbles appeared on the surface of the river not far from him. The strange sight made him stop and look towards the river bank.

A little blue-haired girl with twin ponytails rose from the water with a smile on her face. She had a lotus leaf on her head and was wearing a turtle shell used for children's COS. Apart from looking very cute and human, she looked like...

"Ah, Kawajo Hodo."

This future representative of the Kappa Heavy Industries Co., Ltd. branch in Gensokyo suddenly appeared in front of Rin and silently took out a machete.

"Human boy, you threw away this tempered steel machete..."

Next came a more shiny and smooth thing that looked like a ship-slashing sword: "Or is it this Metal Gear limited edition machete?"

Finally, he took out the last blade with a proud look on his face, and it was spinning and rolling like the saw blade of a chainsaw. It looked like a super-high-tech sword. "Then the one you threw away must be this titanium alloy high-tech fully automatic cutting blade with 8848 million ion vibrations, and the handle of the blade also has a micro-explosive bomb hidden in it. It was limited to black-tech titanium alloy knives sold by Kappa Heavy Industries?!"

...MMP, what on earth are you talking about? You're speaking too fast for me to understand. And it's only the beginning of the 8th century, are you Kappa so awesome? !

After standing there quietly for eight seconds to digest Kawajo Hodori's slogan, Rin turned his head to look at the strange-looking sword and said stiffly, "What's the matter with the last one?"

"Wow! The human boy really values ​​this one. Look at the streamlined sound. The handle alone is covered with real crocodile leather, the softest part of the thousand-year-old crocodile monster. Holding it in your hand gives you a high-end and supreme enjoyment. Blah blah blah blah, 8848 titanium alloy knife, you deserve it."

"Uh, didn't you say that this was the one I lost? Then give it back to me."

"Thank you for your patronage. 999999 gold. No bargaining for this hot sale. Human, this price is basically a blood-loss sale for us Kappas. Just think about it, how much money it would cost to make it with titanium alloy, and blah blah blah..."

"..."

Lin's current feeling is like encountering a so-called mysterious shop while playing a game, clicking in to find that all the items are like divine tools.

Other players might have given up because they simply couldn't afford so much money. But for Lin, a mere 100 million gold was no pressure at all.

So, with He Cheng He Qu looking confused as if he had encountered a super boss, he turned his phone over and all the gold coins poured into the river.

“…Waaaaaaaah! I finally made a deal! Uwaaa! I told you this would make me rich, why didn’t those kappas believe it? It’s all mine! Gold! All mine aaaaaaaa!”

Feeling that it was about time, Lin stopped pouring out the gold coins and stretched out his hand to the kappa, who handed him the knife with great pleasure, and lay on the hill made of gold with a happy look on his face, with the river water still washing over him.

Lin smiled slightly. It seemed that the Kappas were just starting their business, so it was only right for them to support them. He coughed a few times to attract Kawajo Horitori's attention, and then he continued, "Now it's my turn to do the business. How much do you want to pay for these things?"

Placing the camera, TV, and various high-tech brought from Academy City in front of her one by one, Rin noticed that Kawajo Hedor's jaw was about to drop, so she decided to stop while she was ahead and only took out about 1% while explaining their various functions to her.

He Cheng He Qu took the gold coins back and couldn't help but pounce on a pile of high-tech products. He was originally planning to roll around, but the turtle shell on his back finally turned upside down and he couldn't get up for a long time. He could only crawl out of the turtle shell, kicked it away in anger, and continued to pounce on the high-tech products.

"Tell me the price."