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Lin couldn't help but complain, but then he remembered that Huo Qing'e's fighting ability was much higher than his, and he immediately shut his mouth because he knew how to adapt to the times.

Fortunately, the queen didn't understand what he was saying, nor did she care. She just moved a little closer, sniffing around, and finally got closer and closer, as if she wanted to pounce on him and eat him.

Her face was full of spring power and seductiveness, which made Meihong, who was also still a virgin, twitch her eyebrows. She boldly said, "Um... Men and women should not be intimate with each other, can you please not get so close to Lin?"

"Tsk."

Huo Qing'e glanced at Meihong briefly, and put on a meaningful smile again. She looked at Lin with her blue eyes and licked the corner of her mouth with her tongue.

"It's a very tempting smell... You are full of energy, young man. I didn't expect that the person I spent so much time to find would just appear casually on the side of the road... Oh."

"Double...dual cultivation?"

As if he heard some great words in the novels of immortals and martial arts, Lin took two steps back in amazement. Then he remembered... Huo Qing'e was really an immortal who jumped out of a novel of cultivation. The dual cultivation she talked about was exactly what he had in mind.

Huo Qing'e also interpreted this word with her actions. She acted without any basis, and in front of Meihong's furious eyes, she suddenly stretched out her hand, threw Lin to the ground, and at the same time controlled Lin's hands and feet.

Although she was doing bad things, her face was flushed like a bride-to-be who had just entered the marriage hall, and Empress Qing'e giggled.

"Young man, let's practice dual cultivation. Although I am still a novice, I often watch other people perform and have a wealth of theoretical knowledge. I will definitely make you happy~"

Lin had a sad face. Faced with this sudden turn of events, he was teased by a bad girl and even prepared to be raped. He just wanted to say one thing.

Is that hairpin of yours just for chiseling holes in other people's walls so you can watch them perform love and martial arts action movies?!

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Recommend a book "What Did I Do Wrong to Meet the Stars?"

Summary: Won a bet with Hideyoshi, who called himself the God of Games.

However, now the deadline for the bet has come, and my beloved sister has been wiped out by the power of the law.

After all, she is just a thought entity born out of my strong prayers. It's really ironic that the person I love deeply is just a creation in my mind?

So I destroyed the damn planet, along with everything I had, and took everything I had with me to be buried with my sister!

But I found that I was not dead...

Instead, he was chosen...

Became...the son of the stars...

Chapter 41 What to do if a crazy woman keeps pestering you? Waiting online

"You...you, how can you have sex in the wild in broad daylight? You are violating the moral code!"

Meihong stretched out her fingers, her face flushed, steam coming out of her head. At first glance, she looked like a cultivator who had achieved great success in cultivation.

This made Lin, who was still in a daze, struggle to his feet. Seeing Meihong's eyes changing from admiration to contempt, he quickly explained: "What nonsense! I am obviously the victim! This is rape! It is illegal, you know?!"

"Oh oh? I think this is pretty good, isn't it?" Huo Qing'e giggled again. She showed no intention of repenting and turning to the light. Instead, she restrained Lin with force.

However, although she had achieved great success in cultivation and had boundless magical powers, her body was not much stronger than that of an ordinary monster, and Lin broke free from her after a short while.

Seeing Lin glaring at her, she still smiled and glanced at Meihong who was relieved: "Otherwise, little sister, how about we play together?"

"You...you...are shameless!"

"Oh, I'm kidding. How could I give my dual cultivation partner to someone else? Brother, for the sake of my deep love for you, please go with me?"

"Rejection, it doesn't exist."

Lin had a blank expression on his face. He pulled Meihong away from Huo Qing'e for a distance, but his brain was working fast. Huo Qing'e was not just a person who could drill a hole in the wall to borrow light and steal through the wall. In fact, as an ancient fairy, although she was not as good as Zi, a special monster, at least she could easily deal with Lan.

In other words, there was no way that Meihong and I could be her opponents. Moreover, those who could become immortals generally had very good luck, and I didn't know to what extent my lucky plug-in could be effective.

Finally, no matter what, we can't let Meihong take risks, right? !

"Tsk."

She was still smiling sweetly, but a cold light gradually accumulated in Queen Qing'e's eyes, and she looked at Lin with displeasure.

Feeling increasingly uneasy, Lin coughed dryly, recalled the immortal cultivation novels he had read, and said calmly: "My queen, since you have been talking about dual cultivation, you must have your own unique insights on dual cultivation, right?"

"Forehead?"

This question stumped Huo Qing'e. She was good at deceiving others. Didn't you see that poor Feng Cong'er Shenzi was one of the victims... Well, although for Feng Cong'er Shenzi himself it might not be a scam.

Unfortunately, those scams were generally conspiracies that she had heard from others during her days of cultivation in the Heavenly Kingdom, and then she had exaggerated them. In fact, she herself might not have that much knowledge, and had only heard of terms such as dual cultivation.

"Ahem...dual cultivation, isn't it just a man and a woman complementing each other's yin and yang, and staying together forever? During this period, they use special spells to have sex every day, which can quickly and steadily improve their cultivation. This slave knows this."

Lin showed an expression of "as expected", pushed his non-existent eyes, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "Your Highness has been an immortal for so long, but you only know one side of the concept of dual cultivation, and you don't know the other side. It seems that the future of immortals nowadays is worrying."

"nonsense!"

Huo Qing'e's smile froze on her face. Such slander was even more hateful than often accusing her of lip-syncing and taking drugs.

"Young man, you are asking for trouble, you know that?!"

"Don't be anxious, Queen Qing'e. Listen to me. In fact, dual cultivation needs to be based on love between both parties. Without a solid relationship as a foundation, how can you feel at ease having sex? You said it yourself, the time after becoming an immortal is no longer counted. As long as you don't encounter major natural disasters, you are basically immortal. In this case, do you think you can stay together with your Taoist partner forever without any love?"

"Um...I think..."

"Think about it again, how many immortals have forcibly captured others as their Taoist partners in order to improve their cultivation, but in the end they were stabbed in the back and died?"

"Because there is no love as a foundation, there is no emotion, so they can't be considered a Taoist couple, they can only be considered a cauldron. How can we talk about dual cultivation and complementary yin and yang?"

Even though Huo Qing'e is as cunning as a ghost... um, sorry, the ghost clan is not cunning at all. It should be said that even though she is as cunning as a fox, she will still fall into the trap because she takes something too seriously.

Her dull expression now proved that Lin's well-reasoned deception had taken root in people's hearts.

“Ahem…” Her doubtful expression seemed to waver a little. “Hearing what you said, I remember that there are many immortals who didn’t even live for 200 years. Some of them were hacked to death by their Taoist partners, and some of them died because of their Taoist partners’ love.”

"Yes! Since you are willing to give up everything and die for love, doesn't this mean that the dual cultivation partners love each other deeply? Queen Qing'e, there is no love between us, so forcing dual cultivation is not good for either of us."

Lin looked at her expression of sudden realization and breathed a sigh of relief. For the first time, he wondered why he hadn't maxed out his mouth-cannon skills earlier. He was just about to persuade Huo Qing'e to give up.

"So you see, Queen Qing'e, you don't love me, and I don't love you..."

Just as Lin finished speaking, she showed a look of enlightenment on her face and swung her hand fiercely: "That's right! In this case, our primary goal now is to cultivate feelings. Needless to say, I understand! Tell me, young man, do you want magic weapons, magic, money or people... Eh? No, love doesn't seem to be cultivated that way."

Huo Qing'e touched her chin and fell into deep thought, which made Lin very worried. However, the stupid Meihong next to her was not fooled at all, because she didn't understand what Lin was saying at all, and her face was full of confusion.

"Ahem, it took so long. Well, I'm going home to eat. Meihong's family must be worried about her. Madam, let's discuss this together next time."

Seeing him turn around and run away, Huo Qing'e sighed, feeling as if she had put a delicious dish on the table but had to wait for it to cool down because it was too hot. "You go first. I will think about it carefully and come back to you when I have figured it out."

I'll be damned if you can find me when you figure it out! Next time I will never choose this kind of place again!

Lin complained silently and hurriedly left with Meihong.

"Love... such a troublesome thing. It feels so cheap. It's not as good as a tripod furnace. But... oh, forget it."

……

She and Meihong walked towards Heijokyo without stopping. Meihong put on her cloak and was a little worried: "Rin, will that weird woman come to our house?"

"No." Lin was confident, "Next time we will change the location. Even if she is a fairy, the world is so big, it won't be that easy for her to find me."

"I hope so. Also...um, is dual cultivation really that good?"

"Well, this is indeed good in theory."

Meihong next to her did not show any girlish demeanor at this moment, but her face was full of regrets for being born at the wrong time.

Oh, this is troublesome. It seems that Lin Jun likes boys? It seems that if I want to improve my abilities, I can't do it by practicing dual cultivation.

Damn it, why do I have to be a girl? !

……

After circling around Heijo-kyo, Rin considered again and again and decided to change the training time from the morning to the evening, and the location was set in the mountains not far behind Heijo-kyo.

After instructing Meihong to practice more at home, Rin sent her back home. Seeing that it was already noon, he staggered towards the Taketori residence.

With a cell phone, Kaguya would never wait for him at the door. Feeling lonely and empty, Rin returned to the house, and as expected, he was still playing games.

When she felt someone walking into the room, she just greeted them out of courtesy as a princess without even turning her head.

"Tsk, I really regret not bringing your game console. At the very least, I should buy a few more mobile phones as a backup."

Compared to Yakumo Yukari, Kaguya plays games without restraint, regardless of day or night. It's okay for Yukari to play for a while, and she will occasionally give her phone to Rin. With Kaguya, unless Rin snatches it away forcefully, there is no way she will give him even a minute.

"Hey? Why did Gonggu Rin come back so early today? An hour earlier than usual. Could it be that he felt a bit disappointed after masturbating too much every day and couldn't satisfy other girls, so he finished early?"

"You really have a sharp tongue."

Lin knocked her head in annoyance and said, "I ran into some problems and was delayed in my practice. I'll do it at night from now on."

"What? At night?!"

Kaguya exclaimed, even temporarily abandoning the game, and looked at Lin with shocked eyes: "You...you actually changed from daytime sexual intercourse to a serious schedule? Am I dreaming?"

Lin's hand that was touching her head froze, and he ruffled her hair fiercely: "If you keep talking nonsense, your phone will be confiscated."

"Bah! Anyway, someone has a girl to play with, why play with the phone? Just give the phone to the lonely concubine."

As Kaguya spoke, she fixed her hair with disgust, and she felt that the resentment could not be dispelled.

Lin looked at her silently for a while, and he didn't know what was wrong with him. He held Kaguya's shoulder and asked seriously: "Kaguya... are you jealous?"

Kaguya was about to struggle, but was stunned. Then her face turned red and white, and finally turned blue. Finally, she became furious and bared her fangs and claws like a tiger.

"I'm jealous? Idiot Lin, your self-esteem is so extraordinary and jaw-dropping. I'll eat your head! Get out!"

As he said this, he pushed Lin out of the room viciously, closed the door, and squatted on the ground with a hint of fear in his eyes.

Her mouth was trembling as she spoke something. Kaguya sat down on the ground without any grace, her head buried in her sleeves, sitting there silently.

Lin, who was outside the door, touched his head in confusion, feeling as if he had accidentally stepped on a cat's tail. He pouted and turned to eat.

After a long while, Kaguya finally raised her head, her face full of resentment: "This idiot, can't you just stay in the future and not offend me? Why did you have to come and tease me? I obviously can't stay that long..."

……

The training agreed with Meihong will start from tomorrow. Rin lazily lies on his side next to Kaguya, reading a comic book. The whole room reveals an atmosphere of leisure... or laziness.

After eating, she played, after playing, she continued to sleep, and after sleeping, she continued to eat. Kaguya raised her head, rubbed her stiff neck, glanced at Rin beside her with an unhappy expression, changed her position and lay flat on the bedding, continuing to play games on her mobile phone.

Most of the day was spent like this. It was already night and dark. Rin practiced sword in the yard for about two hours. It would probably be eleven o'clock now. He put away his sword and sat on the bamboo stool looking at the moon.

I was originally a little uneasy because of Huo Qing'e's appearance, but now I have completely calmed down. There is no wind or cloud tonight, and the moonlight is bright. It is this kind of atmosphere that makes people think of some people and things for no reason.

The first thing Rin thought of was Kaguya who was still using Eternity and Suzumiya in the future to stop the world from collapsing, and who was waiting for him to rescue her, and Yukari who came to save him from being trapped in the game. Thinking about it now, it feels like it happened yesterday.

After this journey, I don’t know how long it will take to get back home. My sister and my younger sister and other family members will be worried again, right?

And... the anime world is still being eroded.

"Speaking of which, although the redemption system is unusable, the faith value and evil spirits inside are still growing offline, so it's good to be able to hang up."

After some estimation, I should be able to roughly build a defense system with faith value after returning. Unfortunately, the number of sinful souls is still not high. If I want to increase it, I still have to start with these monsters.

After thinking about it for a while, Lin felt more and more depressed. All the burdens were put back on him. He could only keep comforting himself in his heart.

Feeling a little headache, he stood up, took his two swords, and prepared to go back to the house to rest. In the moonlight, he lowered his head and looked at his thin shadow walking slowly.

The purple and blue glow made the ground in the dark look like a stage with lighting effects. Seeing the colors made Rin feel uneasy and he quickly jumped into the room. Before he could close the door, a pair of white and slender hands with a slight halo held the Japanese-style door open.

Huo Qing'e, who was staring at the strange hairstyle, appeared in front of Lin again, facing him with a smile on her face.

"..."

Feeling frightened inside, Lin secretly hated himself for having such a big mouth that he could never control. If only he had known how to say it to himself!

"Excuse me, young lady, who are you looking for?"

"Hey? We just met during the day, have you forgotten me in the blink of an eye?"

Huo Qing'e narrowed her eyes slightly and floated in from the door: "Does this slave have such a common face?"

"Um... I haven't been out today. I'm afraid you've recognized the wrong person. I have a twin brother who has been lost for many years. If you really saw someone who looks exactly like me, it might be her. Please tell me her address. I'm looking for her everywhere."

"Haha, maybe I have a long-lost sister named Luo Tianyi! Boy, do you think I'm mentally retarded?!"

She knocked on Lin's head with an angry face, and there was no need to pretend to be a delicate girl. After a while, she felt that her attitude was wrong, and in an instant she changed back to her normal appearance.

Knowing that he couldn't play dumb any longer, Lin sighed, "I'm just confused, how could the queen find me so quickly?"

"Monsters all have this kind of trick. How can I, as an immortal, not have this little trick? This time I came to you mainly because I think what you said during the day is right. If you want to become a dual cultivation partner, you really have to have love first."

"then you……"