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"..."

"Wow! Rin, put me down, it's over! I'm going to be blown to death by the J.J monster!"

Lin put her on the ground, her face full of disgust: "You are still the Moon Princess, but you are as dirty as a pig. I finally know why you rarely take a bath in the future. It turns out that this bad habit was instilled in you when you were a child."

"How is it possible? I am a Moon person... No, a Penglai person! I can handle all the dust and filth in the world..."

Seeing her own GG, Kaguya was so angry that she wanted to pick up her weapon and kill Rin, but after explaining a few sentences, her voice gradually became smaller, and finally her face turned red.

She forgot that she didn't have any abilities now, and was no different from an ordinary human being, so... she hadn't taken a shower for three days and was playing around with Rin...

"Stop quibbling. Okay, I'm going to prepare the bath water. Hurry up and restart the game to pick up the things you dropped, little idiot."

He scratched Kaguya's nose lovingly. The more he looked at her, the cuter she looked. Rin took the opportunity to grab his phone and took two photos. Then he returned the phone to her and walked out humming a song.

"Damn it, this guy is getting more and more unruly. I am the Princess of the Moon. Damn Earth, I don't want to stay here anymore... Humph."

Kaguya covered her nose and looked at Rin viciously, not realizing that her original princess temperament had been completely lost in just three days. Not only had her true nature been exposed, but she also inexplicably gained some other attributes.

She looked down at the angry child-like image of herself on the phone, and seemed to realize something and suddenly became dazed.

……

She lied again. In fact, staying on the ground is much happier than being on the moon...

Chapter 39 You don't even spare your children and gay friends

"Wow! Shameless Gongkou Rin, let me go! You are a sinister and cunning bastard, full of evil deeds, too numerous to list, doing evil, being mean, petty, having ulterior motives, a clown, making specious arguments, being despicable, doing things perversely, having no sense of shame, forgetting the fishing net after catching the fish, repaying kindness with enmity, abandoning the old and loving the new, mean and ungrateful, abandoning your wife and children, being fickle, and a fickle bastard!"

"Hey, Princess, you've been learning idioms pretty well lately, but did you add something weird to them? Come on, those of you reading in the audience, come and learn idioms from Princess Kaguya."

Lin didn't care that she was showing her teeth and claws like a little tiger. He mocked her a few times, took off her last little fat and put it into a wooden basin filled with water.

Tsk, this girl's reaction is too big. Don't you see that you are so small and you don't even have any conspiracy ←_←. It's like no one is interested in you. If you weren't my future wife and I'm raising you as my daughter, who would care about you when you're so stinky!

Huh? Emoticons are really fun.

"Wow, you are a treacherous and rebellious minister. You actually bullied and humiliated me when I was a child. How can I live in this world with dignity..."

At this moment, Kaguya's face was flushed, and she hid in the basin, protecting herself like a girl being raped on a bus. Her eyes were almost turning into mosquito coils, and she kept pouting and saying things that were difficult to understand, as if she would faint at the slightest stimulation in the next second.

The fact is, she didn't faint even after being stimulated.

When Lin started to bathe her with a wet towel, she took on a desperate attitude, with her arms resting on the edge of the tub and her head drooping, looking half dead.

Lin tapped her little head and tried to suppress his laughter: "Princess, don't forget that you are only three years old now. Why are you so nervous?"

"Wuwu, don't call me Princess. I think you are calling me that on purpose just to make bullying me feel more fulfilled and to satisfy your perverted desires."

"Tsk."

It feels like Kaguya is developing towards her future personality, or maybe her personality has always been like this but she just hides it well. Rin inexplicably has a strong sense of familiarity. He gets some shampoo in his hand, grabs Kaguya's short, messy head, and washes her head gently and softly.

Little Kaguya gradually relaxed, but she still didn't dare to raise her head. Her cheeks moved as if she was muttering to herself.

"Okay, stop imagining things. I just treat you as my daughter now... Hey? By the way, what do you think would be a good name for our future daughter?"

"...Damn it, I will never marry you. Stop dreaming. If you want to have a child, go find your future Kaguya! Eh? No... How could I possibly like you in the future? This is impossible."

The two of them were completely on different wavelengths, but Lin didn't care. Her eyes gradually became dull, and she seemed to be seriously considering the name of her future daughter.

"Hey, Koukou Rin, I'm talking to you!"

Feeling ←_← as if she was attacked, Kaguya raised her head anxiously, only to find that Rin was daydreaming and was just subconsciously helping her wash with the towel in her hand.

The angry little Kaguya stretched out her claws, grabbed Rin's cheeks and pulled them apart: "Idiot Rin, listen to me!"

"Hey? Oh, why not call me Youhua?"

"Disgusting, ugly, it's better to call her Shuoyue..."

"...Shuoyue...Not bad! This is it!"

"Don't be crazy, I already told you I won't marry you, idiot!"

The two of them played and fought, and another night passed.

The next day, Rin climbed up from the bed, moved aside the calf that Kaguya had resting on him, stretched, and stood up.

They made a fuss too late last night, so Kaguya went to bed quite late as well. She is still a child and needs a long sleep time, so Rin didn’t have the heart to disturb her.

After watching for a while, she found that this girl still looked like she was three years old and had not grown up again. Lin, who was confused about the growth pattern, covered her with the quilt and turned to go out to wash up.

After breakfast, he played some games and practiced swordplay for about two hours. When he was kneeling in the main room wiping his two swords, little Kaguya ran out rubbing her eyes.

Seeing that Rin was so focused that he hadn't noticed her yet, Kaguya smiled slyly and tiptoed behind him.

Seeing that she was only two meters away from reaching Rin, her smug smile had not yet spread, when Taketori suddenly walked in. Kaguya, who had been like a mouse, returned to her dignified and elegant appearance in the blink of an eye, with a smile that was neither distant nor overly intimate.

"My dear mother, please be safe."

Fortunately, the Taketori woman was old and didn't notice Kaguya's sudden change. She smiled, nodded, and handed her a hot egg. Instead, Rin was startled when he suddenly heard the voice behind him.

After the Bamboo Cutter entered the inner hall, Kaguya shook her sleeves, looked at Rin with disdain, and said unhappily: "Tsk, it's obviously a great opportunity."

Seeing her expression and tone, Rin knew what she was up to. He rubbed his brows with a headache and said, "Kaguya, even if you become a juvenile, don't act like a child. Why didn't you treat yourself like a child when you were taking a bath yesterday? You are becoming more and more childish."

Kaguya was about to scold him when her pain was touched, but then she changed her mind and thought that it was inappropriate for a princess to be like a monkey, so she quickly changed her posture and covered her mouth with her sleeve: "My concubine is rude."

"Well, as a princess, you shouldn't get addicted to the Internet, lest you become a nerd. Don't you look down on your future? So you should quit using your phone. I'll play today."

"Stealing my phone is as dangerous as taking your life! I will chop you to death!"

After being dignified for only two seconds, Kaguya immediately pounced on the mobile phone he placed aside, and pressed her small body on the phone. Like a tigress protecting her cub, she stared at Rin fiercely, with a strong sense of territory.

"It's really... the degradation is getting worse and worse."

Rin covered her face, still not realizing whose fault it was that Kaguya became like this. After despising little Kaguya many times in her heart, she picked her up, picked up her phone, stood up and prepared to go out.

"Hey? What are you doing, Rin Kouguchi? Wow! Give me back my phone!"

"Teach your future enemy so that she can kill you sooner."

……

Since he had promised Meihong, Rin has always been a man of his word, so he naturally kept this matter in mind all the time. It happened that there was nothing else to do recently except taking care of Kaguya, and Kaguya only knew how to play games, and would get angry easily if she was always teased. He was bored and put the matter of teaching Meihong on the agenda.

In fact, he is only a dabbler, but he has a good memory. He has memorized the theoretical knowledge taught to him by Zi and Youxiang, and he is also making gradual progress. It is no problem for him to enlighten Meihong.

The reason why she was not taught kendo was, firstly, that Rin had already forgotten all the moves due to Yuxiang's influence, and only used the simplest way to deliver a fatal blow, so she really didn't know how to teach her; secondly, Meihong wouldn't be using a sword in the future anyway, so there was no need to add anything unnecessary.

Following the route she remembered, she arrived at the Fujiwara mansion, turned to the left side of the backyard, and jumped onto the wall.

At this time, Meihong was sitting on a stone bench in the back garden, drawing something on the ground with a branch out of boredom. There was no one else around.

Feeling some movement on the wall, Meihong quickly turned around and saw a familiar figure. She smiled happily and rubbed the things drawn on the ground with her feet. She waved at Lin with excitement on her face.

In this era, it is normal for married women to walk on the street, but it is strange and conspicuous for unmarried women to walk on the street. In order to prevent this, Lin handed a set of men's clothes to Meihong and also threw a cloak at her.

"Put it on and let's go out and find a place to practice."

Meihong, holding the clothes, nodded without hesitation, looked around, blushed, and hid behind the rockery. When she came out again, she had turned into a handsome young man.

She put her hair up, combed it according to the standards of a Tang teenager, and hurried to the corner holding the women's clothes.

This hairstyle is actually not that strange. Currently, the Tang style is popular in District 11. No matter what you eat or wear, everything is similar to the Tang Dynasty. It can be regarded as a popular fashion in ancient times.

Lin jumped down from the corner, hugged her and climbed over the wall, took the clothes she was holding in her hands, and stuffed them into the space.

This kind of magic that can make something disappear is the first time Meihong has seen it. She was dumbfounded. "What was that just now? I've never heard that an Onmyoji can do this?"

"Forehead."

Lin slapped his head, feeling that he had made a mistake, and began to make amends: "You will learn special spells in the future."

In fact, Rin didn't know what special skills the girls in the future Gensokyo used. Each one of them...even Marisa, Reimu, and Sanae, who were humans, had the unique ability to collect items.

Even Meihong and Lin saw with their own eyes that this guy then stuffed a barbell into his trouser pocket without even a bulge.

It is this kind of strange magic that makes Meihong look forward to the future even more, and her eyes are shining.

Taking Meihong to the bamboo forest he often went to, Lin recalled what Zi had taught him and repeated it to Meihong meticulously.

He talked like this for about an hour, then let Meihong sense it herself. Rin turned on her phone and entered Kaguya's save file to see what this guy's recent achievements were.

"Huh? What a spendthrift woman. I don't know how many times she has died. All the rare materials left for her are gone."

While sighing, Rin looked at Meihong who was "meditating" and shook her head.

Even a man as talented as him has not been able to sense what Sister Zi calls "spirit" until now. It seems difficult for Meihong, who is just an ordinary young lady, to do so.

However, just after an hour, Meihong opened her eyes and looked at Lin with joy and excitement: "Rin, I seem to feel the strange substance you mentioned."

"..."

Woc? This is impossible! How can I get slapped in the face so quickly!

Meihong is not a person who likes to lie. Lin caught her and asked her in detail, and found that her description of "spirit" or "spiritual power" was exactly the same as Sister Zi's description. Only then could Lin believe that Meihong really understood it in a short time.

Rin, with empty eyes and a pale face, slowly retreated, with the words "This is impossible, this is not true" repeating over and over in his head.

"Um, Rin?"

Feeling as if she had done something cruel, Meihong quickly called out his name.

"Haha, I'm just a loser anyway."

Anyway, you all can sense spirits but I can't. Sister Zi even comforted me by saying that ordinary people can't sense spirits.

Anyway, I can only feel "qi", and I guess it's the same thing that Meiling and I are controlling. As the bottom existence in Gensokyo, Sister Youxiang also uses the special word "qi" to comfort me.

"..."

The kind-hearted Meihong seemed to realize that she had done something wrong. Her face was full of guilt and she secretly clenched her fists.

"Forget it... Never mind. I'm fine. As long as I'm lucky, that's enough."

Lin, with a sad face, wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes. He had no choice but to put his hopes on Meihong, whom he had personally taught. According to Zibba's instructions, he began to impart the next step of knowledge to her.

It was almost noon when Rin and Meihong hurriedly returned to the Fujiwara mansion and sent her back.

Fortunately, no one has noticed that the young lady is missing yet. From this, we can see that Meihong’s status in the Fujiwara family is not high.

However, she was supplied with silk, satin, fine clothes and delicious food, so her status was not too bad. In other words, one more or one less would not make much difference. Apart from Lord Fujiwara who would think of this daughter from time to time, she was not noticed by others.

The reason why she was able to have food and clothing without worries was thanks to Lord Fujiwara who would think of his daughter from time to time. Although he only asked about her and visited her only a few times, the servants still remembered that she was a young lady, allowing Meihong to feel the little fatherly love she had.

"Then I'm leaving. Remember to exercise more and practice at night as I told you. I'll come to see you every day."

Feeling somewhat sympathetic towards Meihong's situation, Lin waved at her and gave her some advice.

"Meihong understands, Rin, be careful on the road."

Fujiwara no Momo stood there reluctantly as she watched Rin's figure disappear over the wall. After a long while, she suddenly jumped up from the ground and waved her fist excitedly.

"Great! New life!"

Feeling the sunshine of a new life, Meihong lifted her skirt and started dancing in the garden, humming a song. After a while, she remembered to eat, stuck out her tongue, and left the back garden.

……

Walking on the street, Rin slowly recovered from the cruel fate that he could never become the awesome Onmyoji in games and anime. Thinking that the future man Hong could be considered half his apprentice, Rin felt inexplicably better.

The innocent and optimistic boy is always like this, just like the author who portrays him.

After buying some snacks for Kaguya, Rin quickened his pace and returned to the Taketori residence. As expected, Kaguya, who had been waiting for a long time, hurriedly snatched his mobile phone and recovered from her original dying state to full of energy.

"You...if you really don't have a cell phone, I want to see what you will do."

Lin rubbed her ears lovingly and sat beside her, but Kaguya didn't appreciate it and curled her lips: "After all, even if I am addicted to drugs, it was you who led me astray. How dare you say that?"

"..."

Thinking about it this way, it was just like what Kaguya said, and Rin immediately regretted his decision.

Thinking about the future, that damn neet couldn't live without the game, and he would be in a very bad mood when he lost the game, and he would be snapped when he was pressed down. He covered his face in pain.

On second thought, it seems that is not the case.

With Yuedu Technology's astonishing level of development, it's only a matter of time before games come out. So even if I'm not here, Kaguya won't become a otaku, right?

Thinking of this, Lin instantly perked up: "Don't blame others if you can't resist the temptation! Are you going to someone else's restaurant to eat a free meal and then blame the chef for making it so delicious?"