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Feeling that there was nothing more to see, Rin turned around and took a few steps forward when a bamboo ball was thrown out from the yard. He subconsciously reached out and caught the ball.

A young girl's voice complained in the courtyard: "Really? How did it fly out? If I pick it up, I will be scolded by my father if he knows I am playing with this."

The voice sounded slightly familiar, but Rin searched his memory but could not find the answer. He was slightly curious and jumped up and jumped onto the edge of the wall.

A thin black-haired girl was wandering around, looking very distressed, probably hesitating whether to go out and retrieve the ball.

Sensing someone on the wall, the girl turned and looked at Rin, stunned.

Rin was finally able to see the true face of the girl whose voice seemed familiar to him.

Well, the girl, who is about fourteen or fifteen years old, is in her prime and has a pretty face. Although she is immature, you can tell that she is a beauty. She is just a little thinner than her peers.

The problem is... this girl... MMP, no matter how you look at this girl, except for the inconsistent hair color, she looks like his new buddy, Kaguya's mortal enemy, Fujiwara no Momoko, woc!

"Fuji...Fujiwara-mei...Meihong?!"

"Hey? How do you know me? Uh, excuse me."

It’s actually...it’s actually really manly red!

At this time, Meihong is pure and lovely, and has a well-educated temperament, which is completely different from the future Mushroom Tan who is always talking about labor and smoking and drinking.

Under the sharp contrast, Lin was stunned, and the ball in his hand slipped and rolled to Meihong's feet.

Meihong picked up the ball and smiled: "Thank you, stranger. Although I don't know how you know my name, but... you'd better leave quickly. This is Fujiwara's house. If you are discovered, you will be in big trouble."

She bowed to Lin like a young lady in seclusion, and at the same time gave him some caring words of comfort.

It felt like the mountains were collapsing and the earth was splitting. Until now, he was unwilling to believe that the girl in front of him was a man. Lin smacked his lips and slapped his head to recover from the shock.

"Excuse me, I'll take my leave now."

Lin knew that it was rude to stand on someone else's wall, so he climbed over the wall and got out, feeling restless for a long time.

What kind of horrible thing did Meihong go through to become like that? WOC has a dark history!

No! Damn it! I forgot to take a picture of my dark history!

Chapter 34: The road to conquering Princess Kaguya has just begun

Time... is indeed a knife that cuts chickens. Look at the gentle and virtuous sister Hong, how did they become mushroom charcoal-roasted turkeys?

Unable to figure out what was going on, Rin simply gave up thinking. His future sister Hong was pretty good anyway, and as long as he had nothing to do with it, it would be fine.

Returning to the Taketori residence, Rin walked straight to the cradle. Just as he was about to admire the appearance of his future wife as a baby, as soon as he put his hand on the cradle, Kaguya suddenly opened her eyes.

The dark eyes looked towards him, still full of vigilance and disgust.

"Ah, ah, ah (The idiot Earth ape is staring at me, so disgusting)."

Lin smiled slightly and reached out to touch her nose, but was blocked by her waving hands and glared at her fiercely.

"Tsk, tsk."

As if he had thought of a more interesting way to tease Kaguya, Rin, who was not afraid of death or did not realize that there would be any serious consequences, took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket, slid open the screen, and shook it in front of Kaguya.

Her attention was attracted by the strange glowing box, and she stared at the box curiously with her big eyes without blinking.

He took out Kaguya's photo album and looked through the photos of the baby version of Kaguya one by one. There were photos of Kaguya taking selfies, playing games, looking like a fairy after an all-nighter, and kneeling calmly in the middle of a floor littered with snack bags. Neet-ji looked so... useless and hopeless in all the different poses.

"Ah, ah ah? (Why does this abandoned otaku look exactly like me?)"

"How stupid! Isn't this what you will look like in the future..."

Rin pulled out the last encrypted hidden album, which contained mostly photos of Rin and Kaguya, including hugging, kissing, Rin coming out of the bath, Kaguya coming out of the bath, Kaguya half-undressed, and even photos of them hugging each other afterwards.

Looking at the photo album of the otaku who looked exactly like her placed in a box in all kinds of shameless and embarrassing postures, Kaguya put her chubby hands over her eyes, but there were huge gaps between her fingers, and her dark eyes stared at the girl in the photo curiously.

Her intuition told her... this was more than 50% her fault.

“Aa ...

Rin took the opportunity to touch her head, and looking at her cute appearance, he couldn't help but hug her tightly in his arms. Then he turned on the music and played a few recordings that Kaguya had specially recorded for him as ringtones.

Hearing the same voice, the same tone, and the same linguistic habits as her own, little Kaguya fell silent. She ignored Rin, turned her head away, lowered her eyes, and looked as if she was thinking about something.

"So..."

Rin glanced at Kaguya who closed her eyes and looked like she didn't want to pay any attention to him, scratched his head, and didn't finish the second half of his teasing sentence.

After all, most people can't accept a setting where a guy is suddenly said to be the future husband. Of course, if the male protagonist suddenly has a bunch of cute girls popping out and saying they are his future wives, that would be different, ahem.

"By the way, are you hungry? Do you want to eat something?"

Kaguya tilted her head, her stomach growling, but she was unwilling to compromise with Rin.

Lin reached out and pinched her face, checked her teeth, and after confirming that she couldn't bite anything at all, she nodded to herself and walked out of the room.

"Ya Ya Mi Pa (Damned Earth Ape, when I recover, I will make you into offal soup!)"

Feeling that she was taken advantage of, little Kaguya screamed at Rin's back in frustration, making a killing gesture with her little paws. However, Rin walked away without even looking back, leaving her alone in the cradle, kicking her legs in anger.

After finally calming down a little, little Kaguya blinked her eyes and began to think again about the strange self in the strange image she had seen before.

This guy...could he really be my future husband?

No, no...it's impossible. Even if I remain single for my whole life, I will never look for a stupid earthling. They are all fake, unreal and deceptive!

Ahhhh! If this is a nightmare, please end my nightmare now!

……

However...her nightmare had just begun.

In the afternoon, Rin brought the freshly made rice paste to Kaguya, scooped it with a small spoon, blew on it for a while, and then brought the food to her little mouth.

At this moment, Rin thought of the scene when Kaguya asked him to feed her, and smiled knowingly.

However, the baby version of Kaguya was now very resistant. She kept twisting her head back and forth, refusing the spoon in his hand to get close to her. Even when he finally put it in front of her mouth, she was unwilling to open her mouth, and looked like she was determined to fight to the end.

I don't know what I did to provoke this princess. Her temper made Lin laugh and cry: "Don't be so ungrateful. In the future, I may not have the time to feed me if you want me to."

"Ya Ya! (No, gun!)"

Little Kaguya, with a determined look in her eyes, kicked her legs, as if she would kick him to death when she grew up a little.

"Tsk." Rin, who was disliked, felt extremely complicated.

Where is my future wife? She has such a bad temper at such a young age. How can I be the head of the family in the future? No! I can't spoil Kaguya. I need to cultivate good wives and good mothers from a young age!

Rin, who had become inexplicably tough, suddenly held a mouthful of rice porridge in his mouth and lowered his head to peck at little Kaguya.

At that moment, the whole air was filled with murderous intent, which made Lin's scalp go goosebumps. He looked up, but found that the murderous intent did not come from Kaguya, because little Kaguya was now stunned and dazed.

His intuition was quite accurate. When he brought Kaguya back home, he felt that someone was often looking at him. The sudden cold feeling just now was definitely not because he was weak-willed and scared himself.

"Could it be..."

Is it Yonglin?

That's right... Kaguya once said that she was sent to the human world as punishment. As her only friend and guardian, how could Eirin be at ease?

While Lin was lost in thought, the killing intent disappeared, and even the feeling of being watched disappeared completely, making it even more confusing.

While he was thinking about this, little Kaguya's face turned from one of shock to despair, and she started kicking and struggling in the cradle.

“Aaaaaaah! Damn erotic Earthling, you’re dead. I’m going to kill you! Kill you! Woohoo! My chastity… has been ruined by a lowly Earthling like this, woohoo… My body is no longer pure.”

The baby's shrill cries attracted the Taketori couple, but because of Rin's obstruction, they didn't dare to get close. They could only look at the child, who they said was theirs but was actually completely under Rin's control, with heartache and worry.

Not to mention them, Rin, who was taking care of a baby for the first time, also started to get flustered. He hurriedly picked up the baby and coaxed him, feeling the hardships of being a father for the first time.

Well, let’s start filming my daily cohabitation life with Kaguya-chan.

Chapter 35: To Hell with Dog Food

After traveling back to the beginning of the eighth century, Rin's sleep quality was very bad on the first night. He slept and woke up and slept again all night, and had the same dreams over and over again. When he fell asleep again, the dream continued from where it was before, making it just like a TV series.

As for the content of the dream, it was disorganized. Whether it was the world before the time travel or the world after the time travel, fragments were flashing back and forth, and then formed an incredible plot.

Suddenly he was pleasantly surprised from his trance. It was just dawn. Rin opened his eyes and subconsciously touched his side.

Xiao Huiye was not lying down. Just as he was about to stand up, a white light suddenly flashed through his peripheral vision. He could feel a chill on the tip of his ears. His hair almost stood up and his head tilted to the right little by little.

The short knife that he had placed beside the bed was now close to his face and had directly cut off a piece of the bamboo pillow. Looking from the blade to the handle, he could see a child's hand. Further ahead, a girl of about two or three years old had a red face and was sweating profusely, trying hard to lift the knife.

"Ahhhhhh! Murdering my husband!"

Xiao Huiye raised a meaningful smile, raised her chin slightly and looked at him with contempt: "Ah, ah, I seem to have accidentally lost my hand this time... If a perverted earth ape bullies me again, which one should I choose to cut next time? The neck, or..."

As she spoke, she looked towards Lin's lower body. She didn't know what she was thinking of, but her face turned red and she turned her head away. Her momentum instantly weakened by 80%.

"..."

Wow! This damn neet was so dark at such a young age, more than 1,300 years ago? Where is the moral integrity of the Moon Princess? !

Sitting up from the bed and snatching his knife, Rin breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the little Kaguya who was only two or three years old but looked like an adult, gritted his teeth, picked her up, and started spanking her on the butt.

"Damn it! Let me go, I will kill you, I will definitely kill you!"

While Kaguya was screaming, Rin felt that the blanket wrapped around her affected the feel of his hands, so he simply took it off and continued to beat her up. As expected, the feel was first-rate and the more he beat her, the more he wanted to beat her.

After being slapped for dozens of times, Kaguya's fierce struggle suddenly stopped, her whole body trembled, and sobbing sounds gradually came out.

Rin cried out inwardly, "Oh no!" and put down his raised hand. He turned little Kaguya over and saw that she was crying pitifully with tears in her eyes. Her black eyes were full of grievances and her nose was twitching as she cried particularly sadly, as if she was going to die in the next second. Rin felt heartbroken instantly.

Rin, whose head was filled with thoughts of what a scumbag I was for bullying a little girl and not only my future wife, woke up from her LV1 devilish state, quickly wiped away little Kaguya's tears, and apologized repeatedly.

While wiping her tears, little Kaguya secretly looked at Rin's expression. A smug look appeared in her eyes, but the next second it turned into a sad look. She said in a baby voice, "Why...why do you treat me like this? I don't even know you. Not only do I become your future wife for no reason, but I, the dignified Moon Princess, have to be treated like this. Woohoo, how can I face others when you let me return to the moon? How can I still live with dignity? Balabalabala55555."

The voice was sad and desolate, like crying and complaining, as if it had experienced all the sorrows in the world and would say goodbye in the next second. It was heartbreaking. Lin felt as if his heart was hit by a heavy hammer and he regretted his behavior deeply.

Yes, the current Kaguya is not familiar with him. Treating Kaguya with what he thinks is normal behavior is just a stranger invading her private space. What's more, the current Kaguya is not the dead neet in the future, and she has complete views on chastity, moral integrity, sex and love.

"I'm sorry, Kaguya. I was too self-righteous. I won't treat you like that again."

Lin sighed, trying to speak in a gentle tone while patting her head with a sincere look.

Xiao Huiye secretly glanced at him, slowly wiped away her tears, and turned her head away: "I am also a reasonable person. As long as you admit your mistakes and can correct them, commit seppuku to apologize, or are willing to become my lifelong slave, this matter will be over."

“…Huh? Speaking of which, Kaguya, you’ve grown up so fast. You’ve grown so much in just one night. Um, come on, put on your new clothes.”

"Don't change the subject for me, Earth Ape!"

"It's all naked. I saw it all."

"You are so shameless! I don't believe you can have such a dirty mind towards a three-year-old child."

……

The two of them played around for a while, then Kaguya changed her clothes and followed Rin out of the room as elegantly as a little lady.

It turns out that both the Taketori couple were not there. No wonder their brains were so loud but no one cared about it.

"Well, I wanted to give them a surprise, but it looks like I'll be late. People in ancient times got up really early."

Rin stretched, checked her phone, and took Kaguya to the water tank to wash up.

After spending some time washing up, equipping himself with the knife and tidying up his clothes, he prepared to go out for a walk to look for clues. He was a little worried about Kaguya being home alone, so he glanced at Kaguya who was slowly wiping her little face with a towel.

"I'm planning to go out for a walk, Kaguya, do you want to come with me and see what life is like on Earth?"

After wiping her face, Kaguya glanced at the new toothbrush and toothpaste beside her, as well as the towel in her hand. She felt that these things were obviously not from this era. She paused for half a minute and nodded: "Okay, I'll have to stay here for a while anyway. Going to see the Earth apes will broaden my horizons and help educate people with negative examples."

Pretending not to understand what she said, Lin squatted down to help her fix her clothes and stroked her black hair which looked a little longer: "Be sure to follow me closely, or you will be kidnapped by human traffickers."

After thinking about it, he still felt uneasy, so he picked her up and walked out despite Kaguya's objection.

The air is especially fresh in the early morning. Walking along the bamboo forest, you can see a thin layer of frost and mist covering the forest, and occasionally drops of dew gently hit your face.

Little Kaguya stayed quietly in Rin's arms, but her eyes looked a little cunning, and it was unknown what dangerous ideas she was planning.

Walking on the street, because many people were preparing to start work, although the air was cold, the popularity was high. It was the first time that Kaguya saw so many Earth apes, and she snuggled into Rin's arms with a little annoyance.

"It's okay. In fact, humans are not as bad as you think. Speaking of which, Kaguya, you have been in Yuedu for XXXXXXX years. Do you know the ground?"

"I don't need to know... Hey, since you and I may be familiar with each other in the future, you should know what the people of Yuedu think of the people on the ground... How could I touch the things of those earth apes who think they are lowly?"

Even so, Kaguya still poked her head out from Rin and looked around curiously: "Although I can see the ground from the Moon City, this is the first time I have seen it so clearly."

While chatting, the relationship between the two eased a lot. After eating a little, Rin put Kaguya down, held her little hand, slowed down their pace and strolled leisurely on the street.

Along the way, Lin thought about it carefully, considering that if he wanted to leave clues for Zi, the conditions would have to be to preserve the permanence and integrity, and Zi must be able to see it, which would make it difficult both to remember and to operate.